| Avada Cruimperio |
Author has written 10 stories for O.C., and Harry Potter. Avada Cruimperio- a-VADA croo-im-pear-ee-oh: teenage author, who also goes by the alias of "Marissa", who loves writing and acting, has the tendancy to randomly burst out into song, has officialy earned the titles "grammar freak" and "walking dictionary.". Easily makes friends annoyed by talking about the O.C. or Orlando Bloom, and often makes comrades blush and pretend that they don't know her in public places, i.e, the mall, by purposely humiliating them using methods such as walking into the men's department of Sears and asking where she can find a good thong. Has probably broken world record for most times walked into a wall in two hours- seventeen. The best way to contact her, besides reviews, PMs, and email, is to Instant Message her on her old screenname, LookThatsShiny. She's got a Facebook, and would love to friend you, but she's definitely not posting the FB link here since, well, then you could all know her secret identity. PM or email her if you want to talk Facebook friending. For those of you who like my stories, check out my Fanfiction LiveJournal. It's basically a website devoted to all my ff.net stories. Includes reviewer responses, previews, behind the scenes, etc. Check it out! If you know me (or don't but want to, since I am so lovely) , you can make me your friend. Friends are coolio. Favorites: Actors/Actresses: Idina Menzel (-pwn-), Kristin Chenowith, Adam Pascal, Anthony Rapp, Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Jesse Martin, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Nina Metrick, Antonique Smith, Nicole Kidman, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Robert Pattinson, Tom Felton, Will Ferrell, Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jon Heder, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Gerard Butler, Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Michael Biehn, Judd Nelson, Emilio Estavez Movies: Chicago, RENT (RENT=love), Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Moulin Rouge, Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Notebook, Mean Girls, the Harry Potter movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Phantom of the Opera, The Breakfast Club, Clue, Terminator, Nightmare Before Christmas Music: Relient K, Blink-182, Black Eyed Peas, Fall Out Boy (ish), Panic! At The Disco (best. band. ever.), anything Broadway. TV Shows: The OC, Reunion (-scowles and shakes fist at Fox-), The Real World, That 70's Show, Saturday Night Live, Everybody Hates Chris, House, Real World/Road Rules challenges, 30 Rock Musicals: Rent, POTO, tick...tick...BOOM, Les Miserables, Wicked (sort of), Chicago, Grease, Avenue Q, Aida, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Sweeney Todd, Kiss Me Kate, Anything Goes, Lion King, Oliver! Ships: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Lily/James, Katie/Oliver, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Sirius, Andy Allison, Claire/Bender. Oh. And of course, Allie/Andrew. -smirk- Story of mine: I don't know... Reviewer: ALL! -wink wink, nudge nudge- Really, I very much appreciate it if you put me on a favs list. MY STORIES: The Difference. Length: Long series. Status: Completed. Category: The O.C. Summary: Um... shit, really don't remember. know there's something about a car accident in here somewhere? Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters. Length: Long, long series. Status: Updated infrequently. I'm not the same person was when began this, and the silly, pointless direction it goes in is difficult to write these days. Category: Harry Potter. Summary: What to do when the Dark Lord decides his minions need some fashion in their lives? Why, make bracelets of course! Committing Sue-icide. Length: One-shot. Status: Completed. Category: Harry Potter. Summary: What happens when you mix clichés, over-used plotlines, OCs, Mary Sues, and bad grammar? This. Bah, Hippogriff! Length: Short series. Status: Permanent (?) Hiatus. I just lost interest. Sorry, all. Category: Harry Potter. Summary: A Harry Potter version of A Christmas Carol starring our favorite Potions master. Persuasion. Length: Short series, as of now. Status: In-Progress. Category: Harry Potter. Summary: How can you kill someone if you don't remember doing it? Ginny Weasley must search desperately for the answer to this question as the clock ticks faster and hope slowly dies... My first real story with a plot. I promise I'll write a new chapter soon. My fanfiction family: sassybaby33633: My cousin, Taylor. I think she saw me reading fanficiton during a family party (yes, I know, time to get a life) and decided to get an account. Paroxysmal Lupine: My best friend, Allie. She's not blood-related, but if you can't count the people who love you as family, then what is family? AppleNamedBob: My other bestest friend, Becca. She doesn't have any stories but she occasionaly helps me out with MFBftDE. And of course, there's our Harry Potter movie parody starring lunch-bag puppets that's in the works...No, I'm dead serious about that. It's already half-filmed. I'll read your story, if you want me to, but I cannot read anything with bad grammar. I swear, I stop reading so many stories in the middle becuase the author can't use a damn apostrophe. | |||||||||
1. Committing SUEicide: Like OMG, It's Teh Marauders! reviewsOneshot sequel to Committing SUEicide. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, extremely overused plotlines and the Marauders? You don't want to know.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-8-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete2. Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters » reviewsThey may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,547 - Reviews: 867 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-27-05 - Voldemort & Severus S.3. Champion reviewsPerhaps it wasn't the insane genes or the childhood in an orphanage that turned Tom Riddle to evil... Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-5-07 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete4. Persuasion reviewsHow can you kill someone if you don't remember doing it?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-18-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P.5. Bah, Hippogriff! » reviewsIf you say bah, humbug,' she told him, 'I will be personally responsible for your death by decapitation.'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 12-25-05 - Severus S.6. Committing SUEicide reviewsOneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 1-11-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete7. The Wonderful Wizard Of Hogsmeade? » reviewsA flying house sends a confused and possibly stoned Harry into the Wizarding World, a strange land where Snape is the Good Witch of the North, Dumbledore lives in a talking head, and Harry accidentally killed Voldemort's sister. Oops.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 9-16-05 - Harry P. & Albus D.8. Life Was Perfect » reviewsSequel to The Difference. Life was perfect, for the Atwoods, had been for seven years now. That's a long time to go without a problem... are things too good to be true? It would seem they are...O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 8-10-05 - Marissa C. & Ryan A. - Complete9. The Difference » reviewsComplete! Sequel up! Ryan and Marissa are meant to be together: everyone knows that. But will everything change one special night? Set after The Dearly Beloved. Major RM, some SS. Please review!O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,502 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 8-10-05 - Published: 6-9-05 - Marissa C. & Ryan A. - Complete10. One By One » reviewsSummer in Newport is boring. Marissa wishes something would happen. How about a mass murderer on the loose, bent on killing her friends and family? Summer in Newport is about to be shaken up a bit.O.C. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 7-18-05 - Marissa C.