Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Lost, Fringe, and X-Files.
*Looks up* "Hello! Are you in the right place?" *If nodded head yes, does happy dance. If nodded head no, waves goodbye.* "If so, I should let you know that my name is AwesomeAuror (Previously QuoteGirl). No, my birth certificate does not say that, but it would be pretty epic if it did. Anyway, I should stop babbling and get on with more important matters. Or less important, depending on your point of view..." *Randomly vanishes into thin air. Hey, it's the internet. I can do that.*
I love to read. Duh. That's why I'm here. My favorite books include But are in no way limited to:
- Harry Potter by JK Rowling Best. Series. Ever.
- The Mortal Instruments and Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare Two words: Must read.
- The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins August 24th, August 24th, August 24th...
And basically anything by John Green, Stephen King, Orson Scott Card, Tess Gerritsen, Dan Brown and Maureen Johnson.
I'm going to put this right here and upfront where everyone can see it. I'm not the most positive person. I'm not going to give everyone a shiny gold sticker and tell them I love them. It's not true, and I don't do fake. I've gotten several PMs, rude and hateful ones, about reviews I've submitted to their stories. It hasn't been one person doing this, it's been a few, and I've had to block several users to stop their pointless and derogatory spamming. I am who I am, and I'm not afraid to tell you when I think your writing needs work, when I think the topic doesn't fit, or when a character seems out of it. If your writing needs to be improved or your vocabulary expanded, don't hate me. I'm just trying to help. I love it when I get well-rounded critiques, and couldn't care less if they say they don't like it. You are never going to please everyone. You are submitting your work for others to read and judge. Grow up and act like writers. Not preschoolers.
I'm a proud Nerdfigther who happens to be in Ravenclaw. Yeah, it's pretty freaking awesome.
If you ever want someone to look at something you wrote (whether it be FanFiction or fiction), I would love to help out. I warn you, I am a bit cruel (It's not like I'm going to kidnap your puppy or anything. I've been described as "candid" and "honest") in the sense that I will try to find every minute detail, but if you are into that, PM me. I also have a Beta Reader profile, so, check it out. If you want to. I don't really care either way. Actually, that's a lie. But it's not like I'm going to jump off a cliff or anything if you don't.
My first story is Love Is Everything and be warned, it is really cheesy. So, pull out your wine and assorted cheese products and get ready for a lot of babbling in one member of our favorite couple's head. One-shot, and complete. RL/NT.
My second story, Hidden Forces, is in-progress with only one chapter. It's AU featuring a Voldemort-Lily-Snape love triangle, and some interesting plot turns. I will be updating as regularly as possible. CONTINUATION ON THIS PROBABLY IN THE FALL. YEAH, I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHERE IT'S GOING.
My third story, Persistence and Magnets, is prose in Remus Lupin's POV. Another Remus/Tonks because I find them to be absolutely adorable. It's basically a long drabble about his thoughts and feelings when certain events occurred in their lives. And hopefully not nearly as bad as my two suckish summaries describe it as. I worked hard on it! I swear!
My fourth story, Dearest Harry, came out of nowhere. I'm a Ginny/Harry shipper normally, but I felt a weird urge to write this. Anyway, it's Ginny telling Harry goodbye (through a letter) and basically how she is breaking up with him. There is no background information, or back-story, because I wanted the reader to imagine it, and the circumstances. It's not something I spent a lot of time dwelling on.
My fifth story, It Isn't Easy Being Me, is basically Draco complaining about his life. It's a very, very, very, short drabble, one that I wrote quickly. Yes, it's not the best, yes, I'm probably going to pull it later. But, hey. It's there for reading. And apparently one of my most popular stories. Go figure.
I recently acquired the story, Last Chance. It was the LOST FanFic I beta-d for, and when Damon's Future Wife didn't want it, I gladly took on the challenge. It's a Charlie/Claire centric which deals with the abandonment of Aaron, returning to the Island and a bunch of other crazy crap. Hey, it's LOST. What more can you expect? I'm still working on it.
My latest story, We've Got A Situation, is a Fringe one. You knew I had to do it, right? Basically Olivia falls asleep one night when Peter's driving her home, and when he brings her in, he finds little Miss Ella's awake. And like she always does, she wants a bedtime story. I guess you can call it a Polivia or Bolivia or whatever the heck they're called these days story (there are some definite shipping moments in there), but I put it under Peter and Ella. Whatever.
My eight story, Her vs. Her: Dueling Affections, is sort of an experiment. I've always wanted to try shorthand, so I figured who better than to test it out on then Peter and Altlivia? Basically Peter is reflecting on how he feels about Altlivia and how he might not be jumping up and down to return to the altverse. Should be noted that this was inspired by some things Joshua Jackson has said in interviews, and while I don't usually share his views, I can't stop my imagination from running wild. I may keep this as a one-shot, or expand to series of drabbles. Depends on if I get inspired again.
TV Shows: LOST was my first television love (Five seasons in five weeks, anyone?) but it didn't stay that way for long. I loved FlashForward when it aired, but moved onto Fringe (Two seasons in 12 days sounds absurd on further reflection. Unfortunately, season 3 is sucking. But I'll persist, like any good fan.) I spent a good three months deep into the X-Files and I regret absolutely nothing. Mulder and Scully will always be my OTP. I'm currently working my way backwards through Doctor Who, which seems fitting now that I think about it. Body of Proof makes me smile and it's a show that I plan on sticking with - from the pilot episode to the end. I have a funny relationship with Bones meaning that I've watched the second half of season 6 live and own the first two seasons on DVD for when I actually have time to go back and see every episode. Rizzoli & Isles is completely adorable and I'm addicted. Who can say no to the chemistry Jane and Maura share? Firefly is on my To-Be-Watched list.
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Inception, Star Trek, Batman: The Dark Knight, X-Files: Fight the Future, Sucker Punch, Sherlock Holmes, Disney
Even monsters can hold onto their humanity.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
One out of every four people is insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I'm the one who walks into walls!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
We are not retreating! We are advancing in a different direction!
'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
It is not until we are broken that we know what we are made up of.
A day without sunshine is... well, night.
True love stories don't have endings.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
When in doubt, make stuff up.
Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.
I came to the conclusion that I am god. Why? Because I used to pray, but then I realized that I was just talking to myself.
If at first you do not succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.
Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (Willy Wonka).
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
Right now I'm suffering from amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before...
I didn't lose my mind! I simply sold it on eBay.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
What happens when you get scared to death twice?
Shouting "lumos" at lights will never solve anything.
So I was like, "Avada Kedavra" and he was like, dead.
Dear Harry, I hate you, love Voldy.
All was well until Voldemort and Vader started discussing which was better, magic or The Force.
I'm a proud member of the Umbridge/Avada Kedavra ship. Yeah, I went there.
You can't spell Hermione without Ron.
"You actually got to the end of this? Wow." *Applauds* "Thanks! So without further ado and distractions, here are my stories. Reviews are always appreciated and put a smile on my face, but I'm not going to force you or anything." *Pulls out plastic utensils* "On the contrary..." KIDDING. I was kidding! No need to call the police or anything.
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