Pen Name: Ayden Silverflame

Gender: Male.

Birthdate: January 18th, 1991. yeh I'm 18...wooot? (18 going on 5... i feel younger than i am.)

Sexuality: Well bi-sexual i guess. I'm not really attracted to either...and i don't think i'll ever find the "'Someone just for me."' to quote Chi from Chobits.

Favorite Anime/Manga: too many. last count like 30 or more. heres some, Vampire Knight, Record of a Fallen Vampire, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Witch Hunter, -6mm no Taboo (yaoi smut), xxxHolic, Magic Knight Rayearth I and II, X-1999, D Gray-man, Fairy Tail, Claymore, Chobits, Code Geas, Loveless, and Faerie's Landing. thats just a taste i got lots more.

Favorite Movie: Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Prom Night, the Strangers, LOTR's, Harry Potter's, Twilight (even though it sucked), Blood and Chocolate and alot of others.

Favorite T.V. Shows: Supernatural, Charmed, Smallville, and a lot of others i have a pretty broad range. Internet shows you ask? I heart Vampires, Adam Chambers BTS, Buffy, Reba ( o.O ), Anything Chris Crocker, umm Danny Noriega (lolz), and others. I LUV Youtube.

Favorite Author: HOLLY BLAACK!! Garth Nix, Mercedes Lackey, Steph. Meyer, Rachelle Mead, P.C. Cast, Rachel Caine, L.J. Smith, Margaret Weiss and Tracy Hickman (Go DragonLance!!), and a whole lot more, seriosly. The librarians know me by name. How sad is my life?

Quote: "I'd rather join the stars at night than stay in the shadows of day...I want to shine bright for a little while and then burn out and die than stay locked in the shadows forever...after shining i really don't care what happens to me."

Idols: Amy Lee, Gerard anf Mikey Way, Voltaire (the gothic singer/animator/comic artist nto the old dead guy) CLAMP (biiiiig manga authors), and a few other people.

Music: Evanescence(all time fave!!), Unsun, Three Days Grace, Escape the Fate, From First to Last (with Sonny), Utada Hikaru, Cascada, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!! (they tie with Evanescence for first -glomps Gee-) Pierce the Veil, All Time Low, A Day to Remember, May-Day Parade, Blood on the Dance Floor, and a helluva lot more :D

About Me: Ok, my name is Joel, but i have friends that call me Joel-sama and You Dumb Emo. I'm crazy, emo and i hate myself. Thats about it really. I like to write and draw, i read alot of manga and i watch lots of movies. I have a lot of friends, which i am very grateful for. If it wasn't for them i probably would have committed suicide a long time ago. I LURVE Kingdom Hearts, and alot of the characters. I'm a bit insane, and should probably be on some kind of pill but -shh- don't tell mah doctor i told you!! I'm alone most of the time, sad all of the time, and strangely codependent yet independent...i took one of those quizzes that tells you your personality, and i came out even of two...and the two that i am (Chloric-Phlegmatic, jic you wanted to knooow) are at odds with each other and generally don't get along. So hahaha...i'm naturally screwed.

My Works: I've written a lot of stuff, and i hope my books will be published by the end of the year, i mgiht try to publish some poetry too idk. I like to write poetry, and i LUV writing these fanfics, it's so much fun to have a fun project...writing is like my job, i take it very seriously, so everything i'm working on feels like work...except my fanfics. To find some of my poetry and the first few pages of the story i want to get published, check out my fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~xxxlostindarknessxxx

(>'.')>o "So, I like, made you this cookie..."

(>'o'YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (eg. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (eg. "Why do i constantly ask myself random things?")
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (eg. "Have you ever notice that deliver could mean someone's liver?")
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in you hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredible random.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
People think you have ADD.
You have ADD.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
-(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)-
HA!! I HAVE ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS!! -eats my cookie-

The Kingdom Hearts Fandom Pledged: (from the AkuRoku fanclub on Facebook :D )

I pledge allegiance,
To KH yaoi,
From fangirls and,
Fanboys alike,
And to the characters,
For which we pair,
One paopu,
Out of love,
Intertwined,
With FanFictions and lemons for all!

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you believe Sesshoumaru's fluff is a living creature, capable of devouring anything, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
Of YOU are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this & paste it in your profile.
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Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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This is Kitty. Help him take over the world by copying and pasting this to your profile! Buaahahahahahahaahaaa!!

(something about Axel telling me to copy and paste this and KH fever...idk wth that is...but i knoooow i don't want it if Axel gots it lol anywaaay) (joking about the fever i'll take anything Axel's got anyday XD)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Roxas X Axel !!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Naminé and Kairi and Xion.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

hmm soem of the Org 13 are just ugly.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

umm not any that i can think of really

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World that Never Was.

6. Least Favorite World?

ugh the old version of disney castle cuz its all weird.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ultima Weapon, Fenrir, Guardian Soul, Oblivion, and Bond of Flame.

Ones that i just found out about (didn't know they existed!! omg i suck) : Two Across (or is it Serendipitous Pair?), Winner's Proof

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

The Kingdom Key cuz it's biring to look at.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I only really used Stitch.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling)

AkuRoku, Zemyx, AkuDemy, SoRiku, SoKai, Namixas. Yuri just seems weird to me lol.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

NaminéxKairi, and SoRoku cuz thats just plain weird

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

XigbarxTidus, CloudxRoxas, SoraxLeon (i thought evryon made CloudRoxas and SoraLeon brothers...incest? then it's hot)

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

anything that's got to do with the Disney characters...seriously ppl? gross.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

SPACE PARANOIDS!! WTFH??

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku and Jack Skellington

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

theres a theory (must ask Candy-chan, she's mah gangster muffin)? zOm6 Candy-chaaaaan what theory!? -yells and flails-

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

i like to think of him as "scene" cuz he doesnt act all emo he just has pretty hayer :x

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

no. Str8 guys can have pink hair and like roses too tyvm...course i'm not the normal straight so wat do i kno?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

nevar!! die thee traitor!! -shoots asker for betraying Kairi-

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Naminé. Cuz Olette is Hayner's bitch, idiot.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Well it's int he past, i think (this is Joel's Theory of KH Relativity so stfu if you don't like it) that Terra is Sora's daddy, Ven is like a first reincarnation of Roxas (he tried to be reborn as Roxas after he died :D) and Aqua is Kairi's mamma. I know it's strange but still...they look a lot alike. now for personality wise and not look-wise from what i read from about the story and all, Terra = Riku, Ven = Sora and Roxas (der), and Aqua = Kairi and Namine. But we'll just have to find out no? ooh ooh ooh and their names are the same!! BBS: Earth, Water, Air. KH: Land, Sky, Sea. so take that.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

i didn't play it i read it, so i wouldnt know.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Roxas. I'd ask him how he does his hair and make him teach me.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Namine. Cuz she's amd artist and i'm an artist. or maybe Riku, we could be all dark and emo together =)

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I'm not saying... =.= okay never mind i'll say part of it:

the dream i had after i stayed up like 3 days playing it. i'm not saying what happened, only that now i know whole new uses for Keyblades (don't ask...) and that Riku is a force of Nature...and Sora's a freak...and being a sandwhich (hahaha not the one you eat) isn't very comfortable. (again don't ask)

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I'd like to cosplay as Roxas, or Axel. Get me some friends to go with me and do yaoi shots fer monehz!!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Riku says "How am I supposed to face them?" And Sora makes a retarded face and says, "Like this!"

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xemnas in KF2 like OMG DIE ALREADY BASTARD!! XI Ansem in KH1 was so easy i did it half asleep.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

forms...the Nobodies that mattered (i.e. Roxas and Namine and the rest of Org 13), and the some of the fighting style. i liked my skills in KH1 like Ragnorak and

those were'nt there this time. didn't care for Trinities in KH1 though...

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

D: damn you for trying to make me pick! i'll have to do eenie meenie minee mooe dangit!

34. Roxas or Sora?

ROXAS!!

35. Axel of Demyx?

Axel (Demy is kool but... Axel is hawter sry!)

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas. (Namiku is in my story though)

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

lol again hard queeestion. i go with AkuRoku cuz their hottest guys. (but Zexy's hayer is sexy.. XD)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai. they deserve to be together after all that shit they had to go through. poor Riku...S.E. needs to give him a girl (or a guy idc which)

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream, I don't have someone special to eat Paopu Fruit with...

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud (Cleon is kool tho too =) )

43. CloTi or Clerith?

Clerith. Cuz i like Cloud better than Zack Fair sry.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Japanese version of Simple and Clean (Hikari)

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

KH = Kairi, Namine, Xion, Axel, Riku, Roxas, and maybe Sora when he's not an idiot.

FF = Cloud, Aerith, Leon, Yuffie, maybe Tifa and of course the MOOGLES!!

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Some more Final Fantasy characters would be cool. Maybe some newer Disney characters. or Harry Potter. or (dare i say it) Twilight. let Edward become a Heartless and get owned. Bella's too good for him.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas and Ven, Terra looks like Zack from FF7 and he also reminds me of Sora,Cloud and Roxas (need i say maor?) Kairi reminds me of Yuna from FF10, Riku looks like Kadaj from FF:Advent Children, And Axel looks like Reno from FF7, They have the same voice actors, and they made Axel look like Reno on purpose.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days, Birth by Sleep and KH 3(whenever that comes out) and any others they are gonna make!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Not sure.. I like them both.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The storyline and the way you just fall in love with the characters.

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1.Axel (A X E L, got it memorised?)
2.Xigbar
3.Lexaeus
4.Marluxia
5.Larxene
6.Mansex (i mean Xemnas, sry =D)
7.Saix (Sex?)
8.Rox-ass (omg wth is wrong with me? Roxas...>:D)
9.Demyx
10.Vexen
11.Sexy Zexy! (ahaha oopsy? Zexion)
12.Xaldin
13.Luxord
14.Xion!!(even thought technically she's not a Nobody, stfu and gtfo. she's kool i like her)

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

umm humorous cuz its just plaiin nasty

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

smut i guess idk Vexen's kinda ugly

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

No. Demyx is too cool for that sry.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

"GAY PORN FTW!!" that would be hotter than hot sry

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

RoxasvLuxord or LarxenexXemnas? I'll have to say Larxene Xemnas cus Roxas only belongs to Axel! >.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

nope

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

YES!! Sexy Zexy can Rox-ass any day in my book!

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Sharpshooting the Rose. (hahahaha)

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Vexen and Axel?! Goddess i hope i never do..

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

no don't be an imbecile

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Xemnas and Demyx? hmmm Xemnas just for a twist =D

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

no. well...Luxord looks like he could be an uke for Axel's seme. it's be like Twink vs, Daddy though

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Sexy Xexy lost his mind today, the Cause? Random Boredness and the need to get laid.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

well their both male so idt that'll happen. but if it did the thing would scare ppl to death and have to be locked away in like Hades or something.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Xigbar/Axel/Roxas. warning, GAY RAPE!! Will Axel save his beloved Roxas before Roxas kills himself from the shame?

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Marluxia and Xaldin. Larxene would say to Marluxia "Ha ur the bitch, bitch!"

The Copy-Paste Section
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their buts off.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (and a pole dammint D: )
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Try Not To Cry:
Mommy, Johnny brough a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much.
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first; I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, When I grew up I was Black, When I'm sick
I'm Black, When I go in the sun I'm Black, When I'm cold I'm Black, When I die I'll be Black.
But you sir, When you're born you're Pink, When you grew up you're White, When you're sick, you're
Green, When you go in the sun you turn Red, When you're cold you turn Blue, and when you die you
turn Purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post This On Your Profile If You Hate Racism!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (actually a red-head but mah roots are blonde!)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (biiii...)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (neeed to) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (i don't have them...yet)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.(I have friends that are)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (thats what people say at least)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (well i am bi...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I actually am)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (sometimes)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY, so i must be gay, a pervert, or a stalker.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (If I wasn't a young writer i wouldn't even be here)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see...
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like to READ so I must be a LONER.
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I must have no LIFE, and be an easy TARGET to be bullied.