"My likes are divide and conquer, and black tea.
My dislikes are being shot through the leg by
people I don't know. Also shit."
--Jan Valentine; "Luke's and Jan's Paper Phallus Humanity: Black Coma Corner", Hellsing

Likes:
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Old Kingdom series
L
Final Fantasy
Cosplay
Ramen
Lewis Black
Vampires
Gay Porn
Fascism
Uniforms
Black Tea

Dislikes:
People I don't know
School
The sun
Going to bed early
Arrogance
People who are better writers than me (so that's pretty much everyone)
Bad grammar
Freshmen
Chatspeak
Homophobes
Racists
Fat people
People who think they can draw, but really can't
Warm weather
Cold weather
Tall people
People who don't let me get a word in edgewise
Being Interrupted
Chick Flicks
Tom Cruise
Complement fishing
Sweat
Religion
People who complain more than me
People standing behind me
Likes/Dislikes lists

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