"Beware; 90 percent of society is an accident waiting to happen."

For those of you who've even bothered to come and look at this profile, I say to you welcome. I never intended to ever put anything into my profile, but I need a place to rant and I only have this option at the moment. I like to write, if I didn't it would be pointless to be a member of this site, but I'm incredibly slow due to school work and a slight case of ADD I may or may not have gotten from my good friends, and getting little reviews kind of takes away my motive to write because I like to think reviews measure my worth as a human being.

Since its 2010 now I want to make it a resolution to get something out once a month at least. We'll see how well that goes though. But It's a new year, and I want to keep all my resolutions this year. :)

Before I continue, I'd like to point out the following:

1. Expect slash/yaoi/shonen-ai/etc. I'm a closet yaoi/shonen ai non-rabid fan-girl, and when I say closet I mean it because all my friends are boys-though I love them all to death-it's a bit awkward to talk about it when they literally run screaming in terror at the mere mention of the word. They aren't homophobic though, they're just men and on more than one occasion they've been hit on, particularly my good friend Dalton, the adorable little bugger. If you aren't into this thing, I'd appreciate it if you didn't flame it on being yaoi because it really only makes you look like a prick and I usually give a warning for yaoi and it doesn't mean you have to read it. I do plan on writing some hetero pairings though, just to balance things out.

2. Don't expect any type of lemon or smut. I've been trying to write yaoi, and I've read smutty material before; but trying to write it gets uncomfortable and gives some type of performance anxiety. I've never written yaoi or shonen ai before, so I'm not sure if there's some guideline you're supposed to follow, but if there is I'd like to know it. Maybe someday I'll build up the courage and bring myself to write a lemon and hopefully be decent. Until then my apologies to all yaoi fans. '

3. Review. If you have the ability to do so, do it. Reviews give us writers a lot of motivation and we update faster. No matter how bad the writing may be, writers work hard on what we write and we feel unappreciated when there's no feedback.

4. Critiques are welcome. As long as they aren't on something stupid, I welcome flames in terms of story or form. I like to think of them as constructive criticism and use them to improve my work. So if you think something sucks, feel free to tell me and give a reason behind them.

5. Requests are welcome. I love it when people give me requests for stories. It's fun and it's challenging and I enjoy writing them. Just give me a detailed description of exactly what you want, and I'll do my best to comply.

6. I'm a Stephen King fan. He's my all time favorite author, I love his stories. So I will reference him a lot, so don't be surprised to have him in my stories at least once, regardless of him actually existing there or not. I like to use the Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle logic and just say that Stephen King exists in every universe.

About the Authoress:

Name: Unknown

Age: Guess~

Appearance: Unknown

Interests: Art, Writing, Music, Manga/Anime, Running, Lava Lamps, Weapons, Fire, Sugar, Yaoi

Favorite Movie:

The Dark Knight: It was an amazing movie. It had a great story line and didn't follow the typical action movie plot. The Joker was incredible, may Heith Ledger rest in peace, and the movie didn't rely entirely on special effects. I want Batman's bike.

Favorite Shows:

Full Metal Alchemist: This has to be my all time favorite anime/manga series. The story is original and so well written, and has a lot of unexpected plot twists to it. The art is just beautiful and is written in a way in which the story line moves along but still has its own charming humor. All around an amazing series.

One Piece: Again a very good series. It has surprisingly clever and wacky humor while the plot still manages to move along. It always annoys me when there's no plot to something or when the plot is completely lost and no one can remember what the original goal was. That's why I hate Naruto. And Naruto ninjas aren't real ninjas.

MD House: House is pretty much like every other doctor show, with a new medical mystery a week, but that's okay because we watch for every ones favorite pessimist and somewhat loony medical genius. Very clever humor and character development and I am in love with House. But let's face it, who isn't?

Fringe: This is another good show and probably my favorite sci-fi's. All the amazing technology and science in that show tends to give me ideas. And I just love the characters. Walter's my favorite though.

Tsubasa: I fell in love with this manga/anime after my friends introduced it to me. It's a nice story and has a lot of twists to the plot I never saw coming. But sadly, my enjoyment of this series is starting to decline. It started out being like Full Metal Alchemist, a good dramatic plot but still holding humor, but then suddenly became tragic and lost all the humor and charm to it. I can understand the author is working on plot and character development and I'm fine with that, but the way it was done was kind of an awkward turn. Even Death Note lightens up the darker parts with a joke here and there... It doesn't help that after awhile it became such a big cluster-fuck of plot that I can read the sme chapter ten times and still not know what's going on. :|

Death Note: This one isn't my most favored, but I still like it. It's a nice change of having an intellectual battle rather than just plain violence (not that I have a problem with that). Personally I think the writers kind of cheated out on L's death, though. L was the best character in the series in terms of personality and development, and in a sense, the hero of the story. I can understand he needed to die for the sake of moving the plot along, but he should at least make it to the end of the series. He shouldn't have just dropped like that either- L's death was one of the most anti-climatic deaths I've ever read.

Favorite Music: Alternative and Rock n' Roll

Favorite Bands/Musicians:Green Day, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park

Favorite Author: Stephen King: What can I say? He makes great stories and I find them addicting. He's usually my inspiration -

Favorite Characters:

Edward Elric: Such a clever and well written character. I just love his temper and even if he does have a harsh past, he doesn't let it stop him from trying to fix his mistakes.

Roronoa Zoro: I have to say he's my favorite character in the series. He's supposed to be the stern and aloof character of the crew, but at the same time he still has his own quirks and moments that are put in very well. Sadly, I do know someone who could get lost walking in a straight line and it's a scary thought. I've also have a bit of a thing for swordsman.

Sanji (though at the same time he kinda scares me): Let me just explain that. I think Sanji is another well developed character, a good person but not hesitating to kick some (male) ass. What I don't like about him is his interaction with women. All the fawning and 'mellorine!' and womanizing gets on my nerves. Let's face it, when it comes to girls, he's a dork. If he really does act that way to every girl he meets, I may just end up backing up slowly and hiding somewhere far far away from him.I also think he tries too hard.

To be honest, I pretty much like all of the characters from One Piece. Each of them have their own strengths and weaknesses and quirks and Oda is really good at making colorful characters. The only people I'm not to fond of would have to be Boa Hancock. I've never been a fan of Boa, something about her personality in general doesn't really appeal to me. I wasn't a fan of Nami, but then she just grew on me. XD

Kurogane: Kind of like Zoro, he's supposed to be the serious one, but ends up flipping out for one reason or another. Fai and Mokona torture him. So do the writers. Don't worry Kuro-woof, we torture you because we love you. -

Mokona: He's just such a funny little puff ball, what's more to love?

Batman! (Who Doesn't Love Batman?)

Favorite Pairings:

Sanji/Zoro: Sanji and Zoro are both my favorite characters from One Piece, and I love their interactions in the manga and anime. They're complete opposites and at the same time very much the same, and the clash is what makes them go so well together whether it's friendship, rivalry, or romance. When it says SanjixZoro, iI mean that I like to see Zoro on 'bottom' more. They seem pretty equal to me, so I like to think that they switch it up a lot depending on what mood they're in. I don't think that Sanji's the type just to lay down for anyone, especially not Zoro. (Please pardon the bad pun) . Besides, seeing Zoro all flustered and confused amuses me to no end. ;)

Ace/Zoro: More of a crack pairing to me. This is a pairing I've only come to like recently. I don't know a lot about Ace since I have only seen him a few times, so I'm not quite sure how much in character really is from what I've read. That's one problem with Oda characters that seem important disappear and you don't see them again until about a hundred chapters later.

EdwardxWinry: A semi-canon pairings that I'm fond of. (I'm kind of behind, so don't spoil it for me if they end up together or not) I'm a big fan of FullMetal Alchemist, and one of the things I really like about it is how well the characters are put together. Edward's fun to watch and well balanced - not completely angsty and weak but not blown out of proportion to make him the big hero. Winry's the same way; while she isn't a big warrior-type of girl she isn't the typical damsel in distress either. Both of them play off each other really well and what I like about it is that the interactions between them aren't a major plot of the story. While I don't mind romance, I dislike it when almost every major plot point is somehow tied to the romance between two characters. It's amazing how many manga stories do that.

Works In Progress:

Forgotten: Rated T The Teen Titans track Slade down to the outskirts of Gotham, which ends in an accident and Robin's brief disappearance. When Robin returns, he is amnesiac and remember none of them. They bring him back in hopes of his memory returning. But the other villains learn of his amnesia, and Robin has a habit of wandering off. Chaos ensues from there...No pairings DEAD

Not Quite a Love Song: Rated T, Possible M Later Sanji and Zoro fall in love in a not so traditional manner. Sanji saves Zoro from a man who mistakes Zoro for a whore (XD) and Zoro can't seems to stop thinking about it. Nami figures Zoro likes Sanji but is just stubborn about it and decides to give the boys a little push, by making a bet with Sanji that he can make Zoro fall for him. SanjixZoro Yaoi/Shonen Ai

These are just a few ideas I had for stories. I'll try to post them as soon as possible. If you have suggestions, they're appreciated.

Better Days: Rated T, Maybe M Later But Don't Count on It Sanji's a restless cook working at the Baratie that wants more out of life. Then he meets Zoro, a man who barely makes ends meet by doing odd jobs everywhere, and lives in the apartment across the street. Neither can get a long with the other, but for some reason they can't seem to stay away from each other. AU Various Pairings Yaoi/Shonen Ai...Okay, summary sucks In development, Coming Soon!

Chibi Marimo: Rated T Again, not very creative. Zoro goes missing for an entire day when the Straw Hats stop at port, much to everyones annoyance. A man stops by with a sleeping kid and asks if he's theirs. Much to everyone's surprise, the boy turns out to be Zoro. Stuck with a seven year old who no longer remembers them, the Straw Hats try to figure out what happened, and if its possible to reverse the effect; and learn some interesting details about Zoro's past along the way...Nakamaship; No pairings In development, Coming Soon!

Absolute Power: Rated T Takes place in the Wolverine and the Xmen series. The Xmen locate an MRD base in the middle of the desert that they believe is holding several mutants prisoner, and Wolverine goes to rescue them. He's discovered in the middle of the mission however, and the base is put on 'lock down.' In order to escape, he has to work with the prisoners he's trying to free...But soon learns that not all mutant abilities are considered 'useful'...No pairings. In development, Coming Soon!

Bound: Rated T Sanji, a popular and upper-class chef in Louge Town, finds himself caught in an awkward situation when someone gives him Zoro: a man stolen from the 'savage lands,' for his birthday. Sanji's forced to keep the 'gift,' and struggles to get along with Zoro while he works to find a way to set him free. AU Friendship/Adventure. In development, Coming Soon!

'Till Next Time I Feel Like Writing

-BecauseIWasBored