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Author has written 27 stories for South Park, Hey Arnold, Quantum Leap, Home Movies, Two and a Half Men, and Harry Potter. One of the most frequently asked questions I receive is WHO IS NUMBER ZERO? If that's why you're going after my email address or looking at my profile, you might want to save your time. I never answer that question. Although I know who he/she is, I'm not prepared to answer at this time. If I ever manage to get Redeeming Kyle going again, the answer will be revealed. If not, well...I'll eventually just call it quits and post a oneshot telling everyone the answer. How's that? :) | |||||||||
1. The After reviewsAfter Stan and Kyle's first time, they sit down and have a serious talk. Rated M for sexual content. Style.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-11 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete2. ConsequencesBad things keep happening around Charlie. Is it all just a streak of bad luck or is he finally reaping the consequences of a life of degradation? Rated T for graphic images, strong language, and mature themes.Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Published: 11-11-11 - Charlie H.3. Chosen » reviewsAU. Harry Potter is a homeless man living on the streets of London. When Dumbledore shows up and offers him the chance to be a hero, will he choose to fight for others or turn his back? neutral!Harry. Possible HarryXDraco.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-13-10 - Published: 12-21-09 - Harry P.4. My Closest Friend reviewsKyle struggles as he finds himself falling for Stan. Style. Oneshot. Mildly slashy.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-13-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete5. Facing The Past » reviewsNineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes. KxW. FINALLY UPDATED!South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 2-2-08 - Kyle B. & Wendy Testaburger6. I Can't Believe It's Not Butters! » reviewsButters stands up to Cartman, which causes the fat kid to fall for him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny finally accept Butters as one of their own. BxC. Mild slash. Intentionally OOC due to characters gradually changing.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,440 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 5-2-07 - Butters S. & Eric Cartman - Complete7. Peace reviewsAfter going through an abusive experience no child should ever have to endure, Jake is haunted to no end. Uncle Charlie decides to lend a hand and help the poor boy get a little peace of mind. Rated M for sexual abuse, language, and underage drinking.Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete8. God Save the Queen reviewsWhen Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-17-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete9. Reflections reviewsStan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-09 - Stan M. - Complete10. Waiting reviewsAfter something unspeakable happens, Walter can only sit and wait for Perry to wake up from his coma, despite the fact that everyone tells him it's hopeless. T for language. WalterPerry. Mild slash. Oneshot.Home Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete11. A Blatant Ripoff reviewsAnother jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-30-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete12. The Day Kyle Slipped Away reviewsKyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-14-08 - Stan M. - Complete13. Remembering Stan » reviewsA Ben Barrett/Flabz collab project. After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan tries some rather...unconventional methods of jogging his memory. Will contain references to many, many different episodes. SxK. Slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-20-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B.14. Why Don't We Get Drunk? reviewsStan and Kyle get drunk because they don't want to be in another bad slash story. Style. Songfic. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-24-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete15. All The Ways I Want You » reviewsHelga has a strange recurring dream that causes her to seriously consider telling Arnold how she feels.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 5-4-07 - Helga & Arnold16. Cocoa reviewsStan brings Butters cocoa and listens to his confessions. Stutters. Style. SLASH. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-27-07 - Butters S. & Stan M. - Complete17. Science Fiction Double Feature » reviewsThe sequel to WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD. As Stan and Kyle settle into married life, something happens that could ruin everything. Style. Slash. References to RHPS.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B.18. The Headstone reviewsA headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-11-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete19. Trouble In River City reviewsSam's latest leap puts him in River City, Iowa, long before he was ever born. He must figure out why he's there, and how such an error occurred. Music Man Quantum Leap crossover.Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-0720. For the Record reviewsStan talks about how straight he and Kyle are. No slash. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-29-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete21. Style on Strike reviewsStan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete22. Hung Over reviewsStan and Kyle wake up in bed together and wonder what happened the night before. Songfic. SLASH. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-10-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete23. Hurt reviewsStan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-4-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete24. What Does The Future Hold? » reviewsThe boys discuss what the future might be like while Stan and Kyle deal with their feelings toward each other. StanXKyle. Mild slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-21-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete25. Delia's Gone reviewsStan kills Wendy. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-07 - Stan M. & Wendy Testaburger - Complete26. Analyzing Kyle » reviewsKyle must come to terms with his relationship with Stan. StanxKyle. Mild slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete27. I Do Not Love You reviewsStan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASHSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
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