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since: 08-16-03, id: 439805, Profile Updated: 09-24-09
country: United States
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Author has written 27 stories for South Park, Hey Arnold, Quantum Leap, Home Movies, and Two and a Half Men.

One of the most frequently asked questions I receive is WHO IS NUMBER ZERO? If that's why you're going after my email address or looking at my profile, you might want to save your time. I never answer that question. Although I know who he/she is, I'm not prepared to answer at this time. If I ever manage to get Redeeming Kyle going again, the answer will be revealed. If not, well...I'll eventually just call it quits and post a oneshot telling everyone the answer. How's that? :)

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1. Lost » reviews
When Stan and Kyle realize their families are against their relationship, they make a decision that will change their lives forever. Will they live happily ever after or will they be...lost? Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,093 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 6-27-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M.
2. My Closest Friend reviews
Kyle struggles as he finds himself falling for Stan. Style. Oneshot. Mildly slashy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-13-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
3. Facing The Past » reviews
Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes. KxW. FINALLY UPDATED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 2-2-08 - Kyle B. & Wendy T.
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Butters! » reviews
Butters stands up to Cartman, which causes the fat kid to fall for him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny finally accept Butters as one of their own. BxC. Mild slash. Intentionally OOC due to characters gradually changing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,440 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 5-2-07 - Butters S. & Eric Cartman - Complete
5. Peace reviews
After going through an abusive experience no child should ever have to endure, Jake is haunted to no end. Uncle Charlie decides to lend a hand and help the poor boy get a little peace of mind. Rated M for sexual abuse, language, and underage drinking.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete
6. God Save the Queen reviews
When Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
7. Redeeming Kyle » reviews
The long-awaited sequel to Raisins Boy. Stan helps Kyle overcome the demons from his past. Meanwhile, their search for the mysterious Zero could have deadly consequences. Style. One-sided KxK. BradleyButters. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 8-29-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
8. Reflections reviews
Stan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-09 - Stan M. - Complete
9. Waiting reviews
After something unspeakable happens, Walter can only sit and wait for Perry to wake up from his coma, despite the fact that everyone tells him it's hopeless. T for language. WalterPerry. Mild slash. Oneshot.
Home Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete
10. A Blatant Ripoff reviews
Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-30-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
11. The Day Kyle Slipped Away reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 4-14-08 - Stan M. - Complete
12. Remembering Stan » reviews
A Ben Barrett/Flabz collab project. After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan tries some rather....unconventional methods of jogging his memory. Will contain references to many, many different episodes. SxK. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-20-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
13. Why Don't We Get Drunk? reviews
Stan and Kyle get drunk because they don't want to be in another bad slash story. Style. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-24-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
14. All The Ways I Want You » reviews
Helga has a strange recurring dream that causes her to seriously consider telling Arnold how she feels.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 5-4-07 - Helga & Arnold
15. Raisins Boy » reviews
Stan wanders into Raisins and meets the boy of his dreams. Unfortunately, the boy of his dreams won't have anything to do with him. Will Stan's advances result in a restraining order or Kyle's redemption? Cowritten with Flabz. AU. SxK. CxB. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,787 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
16. Cocoa reviews
Stan brings Butters cocoa and listens to his confessions. Stutters. Style. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-27-07 - Butters S. & Stan M. - Complete
17. Science Fiction Double Feature » reviews
The sequel to WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD. As Stan and Kyle settle into married life, something happens that could ruin everything. Style. Slash. References to RHPS.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
18. The Headstone reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-11-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
19. Trouble In River City reviews
Sam's latest leap puts him in River City, Iowa, long before he was ever born. He must figure out why he's there, and how such an error occurred. Music Man Quantum Leap crossover.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-07
20. For the Record reviews
Stan talks about how straight he and Kyle are. No slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-29-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
21. Style on Strike reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
22. Hung Over reviews
Stan and Kyle wake up in bed together and wonder what happened the night before. Songfic. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-10-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
23. Hurt reviews
Stan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-4-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
24. What Does The Future Hold? » reviews
The boys discuss what the future might be like while Stan and Kyle deal with their feelings toward each other. StanXKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-21-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
25. Delia's Gone reviews
Stan kills Wendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-07 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete
26. Analyzing Kyle » reviews
Kyle must come to terms with his relationship with Stan. StanxKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
27. I Do Not Love You reviews
Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
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