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Benjamin Nowhere
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since: 02-03-05, id: 751932
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I have a fictionpress account too. Theres more stuff on that site! Go there please and see my other work www.fictionpress.com/~omgwtf

AIM S/N: cerenosfire Yahoo S/N: wristsandrazors2000

Name: Me/Arnie/Timmy (Oh wow...long story...that I'm not going to write )
Age: 16...sucks so far.
Marital Status: Single like always XD
Umm...Favorite Color:Black, red, green!
Favorite Food: ARBYS!
Favorite Drink: Juicy Juice! And Mt. Dew. Favorite Movies: Er...alot? Favorite Books: More than alot _ Random things about me: I hate spiders EW! I have two dogs uhhh...I like to downgrade myself...i dont know why. I like anything KingdomHearts related 'cause they're my favorite games! I hate social gatherings because cause they make me angry for some reason. Oh wow...I'm such a loser...


Random things from those two crazy people...

Katy: AHAHA! I'm first BUTTFACES! Hey...James...you're at my house and you just ran into my door and it was really funny. AHAHA buttface. Uhh uhh uhh orgasmic screaming... BDSM is hot people. Leather and chains and two men making passionate love and lust. Yes. I like guys' asses. Did you know that? When they're nice and firm and muscular and naked...and then with water droplets sliding over the toned skin. Shower scenes are hot. Yeah. I like twincest too. There's something really sexy about people looking exactly alike having sex. Speaking of which. Hey, James...let's make love. NOW! AND GO!

Matt: wow james what can i say about james? i still remember that time in the bathtub...whew good times good times. sometimes james scares me but its cool because scary people rock my world and make me moan hey did i just say that? yes i did...im bored. i feel sick. my dad hates me. i want ice cream. we have some so i should get some...thats a good idea...id like that. would you? no? good. because its all mine and you cant have it or me...well maybe me. lets have sex ok? please? yeah?


Hey...I started this live journal thingy...its odd...and im bad at it...its about my pathetic life...

http://wristsandrazors.livejournal.com/

have fun if you read it. Now you can laugh at me even more


Quotey Goodness from peoples _ (mostly from Matt and Katy)

Me:you can pull off naked with only a towel on XD harhar
Katy: lmao shut up
Me: aww come on it was hot

Me:I sneezed so hard in my sleep this morning that it woke me and doji up
Katy: NICE JOB ASSHOLE!

Me: HUMP HUMP...what?
Matt: lmao wtf
Me: i molested you _ harhar. And I know you loved every minute of it
Matt: i did
Me: YES! Vengeance for making me pick up the soap the other night in the shower!
Matt: lmao

Me: see i told you hooch isnt dead he just licked my hand!
Matt: thats a fake hooch. hes a robot. i created him in my secret lab
Me: did you really? you know that would make me cry
Matt:do you want me to lie to you?
Me: no
Matt: then...i didn't do it. the boogie man did.or santa. or god. or all three. or maybe theyre the same person! OR MAYBE! JUST MAYBE! I AM YOUR FATHER!
Me: oh thats twisted... so you did it then.
Matt: no... you said no lying. so i did not.

Me: His belly button is huge! Katy: You could put a quarter in it! Me: A quarter a ride!

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