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Author has written 200 stories for Lone Gunmen, Stargate: Atlantis, Smallville, Stargate: SG-1, Batman, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman the Animated Series, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Batman, Reservoir Dogs, Kevin Smith, Law and Order: SVU, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight Zone, Star Wars, Cowboy Bebop, Edgar Allan Poe, Lupin III, Harry Potter, City of Heroes, Burn Notice, Kill Bill, Teen Titans, Xena: Warrior Princess, Misc. Comics, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Hellboy.

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1. Fork in the Road reviews
*CAT* Choices are the hinges upon which destiny hangs, or so says a noted Greek philosopher. Wonder what Mr. Mxyzptlk has to say on the matter?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-10 - Scarecrow
2. Planes, Trains and Automobiles » reviews
*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-16-10 - Published: 12-4-09
3. I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me reviews
*CAT* If I had a dollar for every time I got chased across Wayne Manor's grounds in a ballgown...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-09 - Richard G.
4. Nine Lives reviews
*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there’ve gotta be…
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-09 - Selina K. & Harvey B.
5. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Atlantic City reviews
No good deed goes unpunished. Not even the ones you don’t actually go through with.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-09 - Mad Hatter & Bruce W. - Complete
6. Fille de Joie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete
7. Grudge reviews
*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-09 - Scarecrow & The Riddler
8. Mi Familia » reviews
*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Scarecrow
9. Someone Noticed » reviews
When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGAXFiles
Crossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,107 - Reviews: 291 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 7-5-06
10. All Bad Girls Go to Arkham » reviews
*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 10-30-08
11. Unhappily Ever After » reviews
*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 3-21-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
12. Chance reviews
So is this murder or suicide?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-8-09 - Two-Face & Bruce W.
13. Gemini reviews
Funny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-09 - Harvey B.
14. Beginnings » reviews
No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
15. Columbine » reviews
When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 6-14-07 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete
16. Meow Mix reviews
*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - The Riddler - Complete
17. Riddle Me This reviews
*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - The Riddler - Complete
18. Play it Again, Sam reviews
*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete
19. Hungarian Rhapsody » reviews
CAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
20. Somebody Snitched On Me reviews
*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Scarecrow & Richard G. - Complete
21. Of the Essence » reviews
William Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete
22. Baby's First Heist reviews
*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
23. Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup » reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 12-19-06 - Scarecrow - Complete
24. Dirty Laundry reviews
*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
25. Karma reviews
You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
26. In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews
*CAT* The past and present wilt--I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
27. The Scare reviews
*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
28. Spectre reviews
*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete
29. Turnabout Intruder reviews
*CAT* The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-26-08 - Richard G. & Scarecrow - Complete
30. Phantom Wise reviews
The best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete
31. Aftermath reviews
Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he’ll be a Kleenex. He’ll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete
32. Social Butterfly With Fangs reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter & Scarecrow - Complete
33. Rainy Day Sun
*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete
34. Paper Hearts reviews
Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter - Complete
35. General For Free » reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 10-19-07 - Carter, S. - Complete
36. The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain » reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 12-4-06 - Rodney M.
37. Big Red and the Big Bad reviews
There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-20-08 - Spike & Hellboy - Complete
38. Don't Make Me Axe You Again » reviews
*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
39. My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write » reviews
How does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 137,484 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-11-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.
40. The Abandoned » reviews
[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 11-24-07
41. Kiss and Tell reviews
*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
42. Heartburn reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-7-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
43. Sugar Shock reviews
*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
44. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews
[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
45. Kitten's First Word reviews
[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
46. The Ride reviews
[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
47. I Get a Kick Out of You reviews
[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
48. Hail to the King, Baby reviews
[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-07 - The Riddler - Complete
49. Friend reviews
Gather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - Joxer & Gabrielle - Complete
50. Epitaph reviews
[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. - Complete
51. Creeping Craving reviews
[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Raven & Malchior - Complete
52. Chasing Bliss reviews
[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete
53. Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews
[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-07 - Two-Face & Scarecrow - Complete
54. Early Retirement reviews
[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
55. From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters » reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,637 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete
56. Power Trip reviews
Never ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-11-07 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete
57. My Bloody Valentine reviews
[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete
58. Making Up For Lost Time reviews
[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
59. Rubbing Off reviews
[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
60. Car Trouble reviews
[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
61. Danger: Satedan at Play reviews
Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-28-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete
62. Justice reviews
In the real world, the good guys in the white hats don't win, nobody rides off into the sunset and nobody get to live happily ever after. Not even Beatrix Kiddo.
Kill Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-07 - Complete
63. The Duh Factor reviews
Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-26-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
64. Midnight Confessional reviews
[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - The Riddler - Complete
65. Hurty McHurtHurt reviews
[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
66. Masque reviews
[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-22-07 - Richard G. - Complete
67. Sui Caedere reviews
By definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-07 - Dawn S. & Spike - Complete
68. Stormy Weather reviews
Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-20-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
69. To Trade Quips With a Q reviews
In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
70. There's Got to Be a Morning After reviews
Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
71. Obsession reviews
When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
72. No More Coffee reviews
There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
73. Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviews
Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
74. Deception of the Leathery Kind reviews
There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete
75. Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviews
Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete
76. Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviews
Snakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
77. Hop With the Geek Set reviews
There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-15-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
78. Malice Domestic reviews
[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
79. Return To 1428 » reviews
After all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete
80. War Games reviews
[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
81. Payback reviews
[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
82. Short Circuit reviews
[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
83. Tourist Trap reviews
[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
84. Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews
[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-13-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
85. A Sense Of Propriety reviews
[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-31-07 - Scarecrow & Penguin - Complete
86. Remembrances » reviews
Willow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete
87. Quantum Similarities reviews
They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-07 - Carson B. - Complete
88. Ace Of Spades reviews
[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-07 - Scarecrow & Bruce W. - Complete
89. Retribution!: Revisited » reviews
Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 10-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
90. Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums » reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 12-22-06 - The Riddler - Complete
91. Don't Try This At Home reviews
We're NOT what you would call experts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-13-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete
92. A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviews
Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
93. Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviews
Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
94. Atlantistastic! » reviews
In the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-12-07
95. Pretend reviews
It's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-07 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete
96. Sing Sweet Nightingale reviews
There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-7-07 - Complete
97. Season Of The Witch reviews
[CAT] Never anger a voodoo priestess. Not even if you're the Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-7-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
98. Astrophysicist For Rent » reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Carter, S. - Complete
99. Caught In The Draft reviews
[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
100. Off Limits reviews
[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete
101. Stars And Spangles reviews
[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
102. Defamation Of Character » reviews
[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - The Joker & Scarecrow - Complete
103. Complimentary » reviews
You don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Spike & Dawn S. - Complete
104. Beware Those You Offend reviews
Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-22-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
105. Domesticity » reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
106. Hitch reviews
[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
107. Eye Of The Beholder reviews
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-19-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
108. Sexual Healing reviews
[CAT: Red Light District] Lab accidents can sometimes have...interesting results.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
109. Sisters » reviews
A young woman enters the SVU searching for Detective Munch only to die in the arms of Elliot Stabler, leaving a trail of lies, mystery and intrigue in her wake.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-14-07
110. Just A Matter Of Time »
Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Severus S.
111. Smash Success » reviews
[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-4-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
112. Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviews
Not every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
113. Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews
[CAT] Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
114. The Unemployment Scam » reviews
[CAT] What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete
115. The Return » reviews
[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-07
116. A Marriage Of Inconvenience » reviews
From the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-07
117. Year Of The Snake reviews
[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-4-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
118. I'm Thankful For reviews
[CAT] One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-27-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
119. Moonlit Melody reviews
Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-20-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
120. Well And Truly Screwed reviews
In theory, I should be able to screw him over without a second thought...but theory and reality seem to differ quite a bit.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete
121. But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviews
A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete
122. Used To Be reviews
When you lose your identity, all you're left with are the remnants of who you used to be.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-07 - Edward - Complete
123. Mistakes Made reviews
Sometimes what was done cannot be undone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-07 - Leia O. & Luke S. - Complete
124. Bury Me Deep reviews
[CAT] Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-10-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
125. Blood On The Microphone reviews
She wasn't a killer...at least, she didn't think she was...but the evidence was there...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-07 - Teyla E. - Complete
126. If reviews
Of all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-07 - Laura C. & Carson B. - Complete
127. Quid Pro Quo reviews
Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-1-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
128. Luck Of The Irish reviews
[CAT] It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete
129. Facets reviews
Carpe Diem doesn't always turn out as planned.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-25-07 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete
130. Shattered Light reviews
Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
131. A Mathematical Impossibility reviews
Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-25-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
132. Snarktastic » reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 12-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
133. After The Fact » reviews
Ash looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete
134. Bad Moon Rising » reviews
There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-28-06 - Teyla E. - Complete
135. Charity Begins At Home reviews
[CAT] He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
136. Make Out Point reviews
[CAT] You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
137. The Two Snarkers reviews
McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
138. Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews
[CAT] The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-07 - The Riddler - Complete
139. The Meaning Of Lurve reviews
[CAT] How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
140. A Minion's Memoirs reviews
[CAT] It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
141. Fellowship Of Physicists reviews
Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-28-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
142. Wishy Washy reviews
[CAT] In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-23-07 - The Riddler - Complete
143. Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews
[CAT] There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
144. Black And Blue reviews
[CAT] He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
145. Measure Of Madness reviews
What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-16-07 - The Joker - Complete
146. Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews
[CAT] He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
147. In Words There Is Power reviews
[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?
Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete
148. Darkness On My Back reviews
John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-27-06 - John S. - Complete
149. Pleased reviews
Willow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-06 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete
150. Never Knew reviews
It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-06 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete
151. Mercy And Loyalty reviews
There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-06 - Lex L. - Complete
152. The Night Smallville Exploded » reviews
Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete
153. Beneath The Surface reviews
There's so much more there than what one sees on the surface. Warning: Stupid, soppy holiday crap.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-06 - Complete
154. Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
155. Mind Of The Madman reviews
Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete
156. The 1428 Diaries » reviews
The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete
157. Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviews
An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-12-06 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete
158. Benevolence reviews
Someone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete
159. Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviews
Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-9-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
160. You're The One reviews
There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-6-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
161. When Plot Bunnies Attack » reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 709 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 6-18-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
162. An RST Christmas reviews
[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-1-06 - Complete
163. Cut And Run reviews
Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete
164. Gone Wrong reviews
She had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete
165. Only A Needle reviews
It's only a needle, but it will change her forever.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete
166. Broken Smile reviews
And through it all, she smiles...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-17-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete
167. Sanity In A Box reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-17-06 - Radek Z. - Complete
168. Cyrano reviews
He always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
169. Keys reviews
One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
170. Tears reviews
Teyla hasn't cried in years...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
171. Not So Well Kept A Secret reviews
Rodney...there's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, you were a kid and kids do silly, embarassing things...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-15-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
172. Night Of The Snarky reviews
His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
173. Colonel For Sale » reviews
A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete
174. Too Easily Impressed reviews
It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-23-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
175. Something The Ancients Did Not Intend reviews
I can't believe you did that!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-19-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
176. The Thrill Of The Kill reviews
It is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
177. A Stroke Of Genius reviews
In which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-18-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
178. All Hallow's Eve reviews
It's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
179. Till Death Do Us Part reviews
[Batman] 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete
180. To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar reviews
A debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
181. Superstitious reviews
Because Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-11-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
182. A Question For The Ages reviews
Two women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-27-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
183. Alone reviews
He can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!fic
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-26-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
184. Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy reviews
A short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
185. Faux Pas reviews
A day off on Atlantis yields an interesting insight into the fashion choices of Doctor McKay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
186. Monty McKay reviews
When Atlantis meets Monty Python...sort of.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-3-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
187. First Name Basis reviews
Two staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-23-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete
188. Conventional Thinking reviews
Something big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-23-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
189. Retribution! » reviews
Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
190. Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart reviews
Apparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-12-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
191. Something Citrus This Way Comes reviews
Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-7-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
192. The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook » reviews
You wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-2-06
193. Like Father, Like Daughter reviews
So different, yet somehow the same.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-06 - Laura C. & Rodney M. - Complete
194. Comparing Close Shaves reviews
In which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-7-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
195. Who Killed Kavanaugh? reviews
Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete
196. Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My! reviews
Not everything in chess is always black and white.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-29-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
197. And Neither Am I » reviews
McKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. This is the companion peice to the fluffy McCadman story 'I'm Not' from Rodney's POV.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-15-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
198. I'm Not! » reviews
Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
199. Scenario Twelve D reviews
Response to the 155 word challenge. This vignette deals with the morning of September Eleventh 2001 and just how the Gunmen found out about the fall of The World Trade Center.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete
200. Denial reviews
A one shot emotional ficlet taking place five years after 'Jump The Shark' in which the tragic death of the Lone Gunmen is reflected upon.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-06 - Complete
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