1. Phantom Wise reviews
The best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray. Complete - Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08 2. Aftermath reviews
Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he’ll be a Kleenex. He’ll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was. Complete - Burn Notice - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08 3. Social Butterfly With Fangs reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08 4. Rainy Day Sun
*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter. Complete - Misc. Comics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08 5. Paper Hearts reviews
Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08 6. General For Free » reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 10-19-07 7. The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain » reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied! Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 12-4-06 8. Big Red and the Big Bad reviews
There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there. Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08 9. Don't Make Me Axe You Again » reviews
*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07 10. My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write » reviews
How does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way. Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 62 - Words: 137,420 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-11-07 11. Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup » reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 12-19-06 12. The Abandoned » reviews
[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer. Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 11-24-07 13. Kiss and Tell reviews
*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08 14. Heartburn reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08 15. Sugar Shock reviews
*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08 16. Unhappily Ever After » reviews
*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT. Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-21-08 17. Someone Noticed » reviews
When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGAXFiles Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,995 - Reviews: 259 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 7-5-06 18. Hungarian Rhapsody » reviews
[CAT] Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival. Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 11-3-07 19. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews
[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 12-8-07 20. Kitten's First Word reviews
[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 12-6-07 21. The Ride reviews
[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07 22. I Get a Kick Out of You reviews
[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07 23. Hail to the King, Baby reviews
[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07 24. Friend reviews
Gather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong. Complete - Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07 25. Epitaph reviews
[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate. Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 11-21-07 26. Creeping Craving reviews
[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn. Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 11-21-07 27. Chasing Bliss reviews
[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts. Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 11-21-07 28. Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews
[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-19-07 29. Early Retirement reviews
[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-07 30. From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters » reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack' Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,637 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-14-06 31. Power Trip reviews
Never ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him. Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07 32. My Bloody Valentine reviews
[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost. Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 11-7-07 33. Making Up For Lost Time reviews
[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07 34. Rubbing Off reviews
[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 11-2-07 35. Car Trouble reviews
[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 11-2-07 36. Danger: Satedan at Play reviews
Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07 37. Justice reviews
In the real world, the good guys in the white hats don't win, nobody rides off into the sunset and nobody get to live happily ever after. Not even Beatrix Kiddo. Complete - Kill Bill - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07 38. The Duh Factor reviews
Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07 39. Columbine » reviews
When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 6-14-07 40. Midnight Confessional reviews
[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-23-07 41. Hurty McHurtHurt reviews
[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie! Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-23-07 42. Masque reviews
[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-22-07 - Published: 10-22-07 43. Sui Caedere reviews
By definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift] Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07 44. Stormy Weather reviews
Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along? Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07 45. To Trade Quips With a Q reviews
In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.] Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 46. There's Got to Be a Morning After reviews
Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE? Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 47. Obsession reviews
When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 48. No More Coffee reviews
There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 49. Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviews
Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter] Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 50. Deception of the Leathery Kind reviews
There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 51. Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviews
Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing? Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 52. Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviews
Snakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion? Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 53. Hop With the Geek Set reviews
There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07 54. Malice Domestic reviews
[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07 55. Return To 1428 » reviews
After all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries' Complete - A Nightmare on Elm Street - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 4-1-07 56. War Games reviews
[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07 57. Payback reviews
[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07 58. Short Circuit reviews
[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07 59. Tourist Trap reviews
[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07 60. Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews
[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07 61. A Sense Of Propriety reviews
[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 8-31-07 62. Remembrances » reviews
Willow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help. Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-5-07 63. Quantum Similarities reviews
They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07 64. Ace Of Spades reviews
[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 8-24-07 65. Retribution!: Revisited » reviews
Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution' Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 10-10-06 66. Beginnings » reviews
No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. Complete - Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,514 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 10-18-06 67. Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums » reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 12-22-06 68. Don't Try This At Home reviews
We're NOT what you would call experts. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07 69. A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviews
Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway! Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07 70. Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviews
Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07 71. Atlantistastic! » reviews
In the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it! Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-12-07 72. Pretend reviews
It's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift] Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07 73. Sing Sweet Nightingale reviews
There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera... Complete - Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07 74. Season Of The Witch reviews
[CAT] Never anger a voodoo priestess. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07 75. Meow Mix reviews
[CAT] Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07 76. Riddle Me This reviews
[CAT] And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07 77. Astrophysicist For Rent » reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale] Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-12-07 78. Caught In The Draft reviews
[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-07 79. Off Limits reviews
[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross. Complete - Burn Notice - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-07 80. Stars And Spangles reviews
[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-07 81. Defamation Of Character » reviews
[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-11-07 82. Complimentary » reviews
You don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes? Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 83. Beware Those You Offend reviews
Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07 84. Domesticity » reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 85. Hitch reviews
[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07 86. Eye Of The Beholder reviews
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-19-07 87. Sexual Healing reviews
[CAT: Red Light District] Lab accidents can sometimes have...interesting results. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-14-07 88. Sisters » reviews
A young woman enters the SVU searching for Detective Munch only to die in the arms of Elliot Stabler, leaving a trail of lies, mystery and intrigue in her wake. Law and Order: SVU - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-14-07 89. Just A Matter Of Time »
Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues. Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-12-07 90. Smash Success » reviews
[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-4-07 91. Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviews
Not every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells? Complete - City of Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-29-07 92. Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews
[CAT] Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 6-21-07 93. The Unemployment Scam » reviews
[CAT] What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07 94. The Return »
[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head. Lone Gunmen - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 6-14-07 95. A Marriage Of Inconvenience » reviews
From the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge. Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07 96. Year Of The Snake reviews
[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07 97. I'm Thankful For reviews
[CAT] One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07 98. Moonlit Melody reviews
Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-20-07 99. Well And Truly Screwed reviews
In theory, I should be able to screw him over without a second thought...but theory and reality seem to differ quite a bit. Complete - Lupin III - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-20-07 100. But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviews
A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover. Complete - Edgar Allan Poe - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-20-07 101. Used To Be reviews
When you lose your identity, all you're left with are the remnants of who you used to be. Complete - Cowboy Bebop - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-20-07 102. Mistakes Made reviews
Sometimes what was done cannot be undone. Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-20-07 103. Bury Me Deep reviews
[CAT] Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 5-10-07 104. Blood On The Microphone reviews
She wasn't a killer...at least, she didn't think she was...but the evidence was there... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 5-1-07 105. If reviews
Of all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if' Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 5-1-07 106. Quid Pro Quo reviews
Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 5-1-07 107. Luck Of The Irish reviews
[CAT] It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07 108. Facets reviews
Carpe Diem doesn't always turn out as planned. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07 109. Shattered Light reviews
Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07 110. A Mathematical Impossibility reviews
Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that? Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07 111. Snarktastic » reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it! Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 12-10-06 112. After The Fact » reviews
Ash looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it? Complete - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 113. Bad Moon Rising » reviews
There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-28-06 114. Charity Begins At Home reviews
[CAT] He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 4-1-07 115. Make Out Point reviews
[CAT] You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-07 116. The Two Snarkers reviews
McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore! Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-07 117. Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews
[CAT] The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-27-07 118. The Meaning Of Lurve reviews
[CAT] How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-07 119. A Minion's Memoirs reviews
[CAT] It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-1-07 - Published: 2-1-07 120. Fellowship Of Physicists reviews
Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship] Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07 121. Wishy Washy reviews
[CAT] In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-07 122. Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews
[CAT] There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-21-07 123. Black And Blue reviews
[CAT] He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-18-07 124. Measure Of Madness reviews
What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm? Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-16-07 125. Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews
[CAT] He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-15-07 126. In Words There Is Power reviews
[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government? Complete - Twilight Zone - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-07 127. Darkness On My Back reviews
John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 12-27-06 128. Pleased reviews
Willow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'. Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 12-27-06 129. Never Knew reviews
It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 12-27-06 130. Mercy And Loyalty reviews
There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her. Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06 131. The Night Smallville Exploded » reviews
Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon... Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 10-10-06 132. Beneath The Surface reviews
There's so much more there than what one sees on the surface. Warning: Stupid, soppy holiday crap. Complete - Law and Order: SVU - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06 133. Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-06 134. Mind Of The Madman reviews
Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really. Complete - A Nightmare on Elm Street - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-06 135. The 1428 Diaries » reviews
The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending! Complete - A Nightmare on Elm Street - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-26-06 136. Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviews
An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it. Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-12-06 - Published: 12-12-06 137. Benevolence reviews
Someone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-10-06 138. Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviews
Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-9-06 139. You're The One reviews
There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-6-06 140. When Plot Bunnies Attack » reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE! Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 703 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 6-18-06 141. An RST Christmas reviews
[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is... Complete - Kevin Smith - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 12-1-06 142. Cut And Run reviews
Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't... Complete - Reservoir Dogs - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-30-06 143. Gone Wrong reviews
She had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-24-06 - Published: 11-24-06 144. Only A Needle reviews
It's only a needle, but it will change her forever. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 11-17-06 145. Broken Smile reviews
And through it all, she smiles... Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 11-17-06 146. Sanity In A Box reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that keep us sane... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 11-17-06 147. Cyrano reviews
He always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 11-16-06 148. Keys reviews
One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'. Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 11-15-06 149. Tears reviews
Teyla hasn't cried in years... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 11-15-06 150. Not So Well Kept A Secret reviews
Rodney...there's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, you were a kid and kids do silly, embarassing things... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 11-15-06 151. Night Of The Snarky reviews
His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it? Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 152. Colonel For Sale » reviews
A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam... Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-10-06 153. Too Easily Impressed reviews
It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired... Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06 |
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