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1. Blossoms and Bells reviews

Gotham harbors many secrets and urban legends. Robinson Park is home to one of them.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete

2. An Ahnvee reviews

An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."

Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-12 - Killer Croc - Complete

3. Nothing in Common reviews

A reformed supervillain and speed dating. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-12 - Complete

4. Making Friends reviews

When Harley discovers The Other Woman lurking in the Joker's past, she does something...unexpected.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-12 - Cassandra C. & Harley Quinn - Complete

5. Ladies Night reviews

*CAT* Renee Montoya and a night to try and forget.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete

6. Buddies reviews

"Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold." Now, if only Killer Moth had friends...

Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-12 - Killer Moth & Killer Croc - Complete

7. A Shoulder to Cry On reviews

The Scarecrow isn't exactly great at comforting a woman in need. Lucky for him, Harley doesn't seem to notice.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-12 - Harley Quinn & Scarecrow - Complete

8. First reviews

Jonathan Crane's very first kiss went about as well as anyone could have expected. Scarecrow/OC.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - Scarecrow - Complete

9. Cause of Death: Bad Pun reviews

The Joker knows everyone's secrets.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - The Joker - Complete

10. The Incident reviews

There are some cases that Batman especially doesn't like to talk about.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-12 - Killer Moth & Bruce W./Batman - Complete

11. Jinxed reviews

On the cusp of what promises to be his greatest success, Harvey Dent gets a surprise. Harvey/Gilda.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-12 - Two-Face - Complete

12. Commiseration reviews

Batman is dead. Reactions to the news from the rogues gallery are not quite what you might expect. Riddler/Batman, if you squint.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-12 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete

13. Misdirection reviews

Just another night of Batman trying to keep Catwoman out of trouble, and out of other people's stuff.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Selina K. - Complete

14. Bitter Fruits reviews

Jonathan Crane doesn't have many happy childhood memories...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-12 - Scarecrow - Complete

15. Matched Sets reviews

Two-Face has an affinity for things that come in twos, especially girls.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-12 - Two-Face - Complete

16. To the Flame reviews

Young women fall for criminals from afar all the time. Falling for Killer Moth? A little less common and a lot more dangerous. For him, that is.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-12 - Killer Moth - Complete

17. Strangers in the Night reviews

Jonathan Crane, Hugo Strange and absolutely no love in an elevator.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-12 - Scarecrow - Complete

18. Liquid Gold

No man stands even a ghost of a chance at burgling the Penguin's liquor supply...unless he's actually a ghost.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Published: 3-30-12 - Oswald C./Penguin - Complete

19. Fear, No Loathing

"There was every reason to believe I was heading for trouble, that I'd pushed my luck a bit far. I'd abused every rule Vegas lived by: burning the locals, abusing the tourists, terrifying the help." *Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas crossover*

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Published: 3-30-12 - Scarecrow - Complete

20. Greecey Spoon reviews

The customer is always right, even when he's Maxie Zeus.

Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-12 - Complete

21. The First Dance reviews

Before they became the evening news, they were people. Victor/Nora.

Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-12 - Nora F. & Mr. Freeze - Complete

22. Chained Lukewarmth reviews

Escaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-12 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete

23. Challenge

A meeting of the minds? Hardly.

Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Published: 3-29-12 - The Riddler - Complete

24. Good Samaritan reviews

In Gotham, sometimes help comes from the most unlikely of sources...

Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-12 - Killer Croc - Complete

25. Flip reviews

Harvey Dent is not the best of roommates, as Jonathan Crane can easily attest.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-12 - Scarecrow & Two-Face - Complete

26. Fork in the Road » reviews

*CAT* Choices are the hinges upon which destiny hangs, or so says a noted Greek philosopher. Wonder what Mr. Mxyzptlk has to say on the matter?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-13-12 - Published: 1-16-10 - Scarecrow

27. All Bad Girls Go to Arkham » reviews

*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,644 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-5-12 - Published: 10-30-08

28. Waking reviews

Rodney McKay is not an easy man to live with, but...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 12-7-10 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

29. And Neither Am I » reviews

McKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. *Companion to "I'm Not!"* REVISED!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 6-15-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

30. I'm Not! » reviews

Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman. Winner of two Isis Awards. REVISED!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 1-13-12 - Published: 6-12-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

31. Grudge » reviews

*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 6-24-09 - Scarecrow & The Riddler

32. Daddy's Girls reviews

Young women are disappearing all over Gotham. Barbara Gordon is about to find out where they're going...whether she wants to or not.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-11 - Barbara G.

33. To Sir, With Scorn reviews

A brief snapshot: A stubborn student, her stubborn teacher, and the bruises they inflict on each other.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-10 - Selina K. - Complete

34. Season Of The Witch reviews

*CAT* Never anger a voodoo priestess. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. *REVISED*

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-11-10 - Published: 8-7-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

35. Girls on Film reviews

*CAT* She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-10-10 - Scarecrow - Complete

36. Planes, Trains and Automobiles » reviews

*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...

Crossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,002 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 12-4-09 - Scarecrow & Green Lantern - Complete

37. Bookends reviews

No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-7-10 - The Riddler & Scarecrow - Complete

38. I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me reviews

*CAT* If I had a dollar for every time I got chased across Wayne Manor's grounds in a ballgown...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - Richard G./Nightwing

39. Nine Lives reviews

*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there've gotta be…

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-09 - Selina K. & Harvey B.

40. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Atlantic City reviews

No good deed goes unpunished. Not even the ones you don't actually go through with.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - Mad Hatter & Bruce W./Batman - Complete

41. Fille de Joie reviews

Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete

42. Mi Familia » reviews

*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Scarecrow

43. Someone Noticed » reviews

When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGAXFiles

Crossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,107 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 7-5-06

44. Unhappily Ever After » reviews

*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 3-21-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

45. Chance reviews

So is this murder or suicide?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-09 - Two-Face & Bruce W./Batman

46. Gemini reviews

Funny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?

Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Harvey B.

47. Beginnings » reviews

No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*

Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete

48. Columbine » reviews

When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 6-14-07 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete

49. Meow Mix reviews

*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - The Riddler - Complete

50. Riddle Me This reviews

*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - The Riddler - Complete

51. Play it Again, Sam reviews

*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete

52. Hungarian Rhapsody » reviews

CAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

53. Somebody Snitched On Me reviews

*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Scarecrow & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete

54. Of the Essence » reviews

William Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,359 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete

55. Baby's First Heist reviews

*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

56. Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup » reviews

Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 12-19-06 - Scarecrow - Complete

57. Dirty Laundry reviews

*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

58. Karma reviews

You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar...almost eerily so.

Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete

59. In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews

*CAT* The past and present wilt-I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

60. The Scare reviews

*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

61. Spectre reviews

*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.

Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete

62. Turnabout Intruder reviews

*CAT* The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-26-08 - Richard G./Nightwing & Scarecrow - Complete

63. Phantom Wise reviews

The best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.

Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete

64. Aftermath reviews

Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he'll be a Kleenex. He'll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.

Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete

65. Social Butterfly With Fangs reviews

Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter & Scarecrow - Complete

66. Rainy Day Sun

*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.

Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete

67. Paper Hearts reviews

Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter - Complete

68. General For Free » reviews

It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent

Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 10-19-07 - S. Carter - Complete

69. The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain » reviews

They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 12-4-06 - Rodney M.

70. Big Red and the Big Bad reviews

There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.

Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-20-08 - Spike & Hellboy - Complete

71. Don't Make Me Axe You Again » reviews

*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

72. My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write » reviews

How does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 137,484 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-11-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.

73. The Abandoned » reviews

Spin off from end of season 3 Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 11-24-07

74. Kiss and Tell reviews

*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

75. Heartburn reviews

*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-7-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

76. Sugar Shock reviews

*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-08 - Scarecrow - Complete

77. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews

CAT The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

78. Kitten's First Word reviews

CAT Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

79. The Ride reviews

CAT Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

80. I Get a Kick Out of You reviews

CAT They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

81. Hail to the King, Baby reviews

CAT What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-07 - The Riddler - Complete

82. Friend reviews

Gather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - Joxer & Gabrielle - Complete

83. Epitaph reviews

Season Six When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. - Complete

84. Creeping Craving reviews

Tag for Spellbound Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.

Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Raven & Malchior - Complete

85. Chasing Bliss reviews

Spuffy: Season Six It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete

86. Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews

CAT Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-07 - Two-Face & Scarecrow - Complete

87. Early Retirement reviews

CAT Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

88. From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters » reviews

The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,637 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete

89. Power Trip reviews

Never ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.

Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-11-07 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete

90. My Bloody Valentine reviews

Post NFA And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete

91. Making Up For Lost Time reviews

CAT It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

92. Rubbing Off reviews

CAT You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

93. Car Trouble reviews

CAT In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

94. Danger: Satedan at Play reviews

Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-28-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete

95. Justice reviews

In the real world, the good guys in the white hats don't win, nobody rides off into the sunset and nobody get to live happily ever after. Not even Beatrix Kiddo.

Kill Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-07 - Complete

96. The Duh Factor reviews

Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-26-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete

97. Midnight Confessional reviews

CAT Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - The Riddler - Complete

98. Hurty McHurtHurt reviews

CAT A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

99. Masque reviews

CAT In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-22-07 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete

100. Sui Caedere reviews

By definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. Post The Gift

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-07 - Dawn S. & Spike - Complete

101. Stormy Weather reviews

Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-20-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

102. To Trade Quips With a Q reviews

In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. Star Trek crossover. Sorta.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

103. There's Got to Be a Morning After reviews

Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

104. Obsession reviews

When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

105. No More Coffee reviews

There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete

106. Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviews

Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. McWinter

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

107. Deception of the Leathery Kind reviews

There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete

108. Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviews

Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete

109. Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviews

Snakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

110. Hop With the Geek Set reviews

There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-15-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete

111. Malice Domestic reviews

CAT Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete

112. Return To 1428 » reviews

After all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete

113. War Games reviews

CAT Of course you realize, this means war...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

114. Payback reviews

CAT Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

115. Short Circuit reviews

CAT There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

116. Tourist Trap reviews

CAT And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

117. Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews

CAT Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-13-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

118. A Sense Of Propriety reviews

CAT There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-31-07 - Scarecrow & Oswald C./Penguin - Complete

119. Remembrances » reviews

Willow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete

120. Quantum Similarities reviews

They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-07 - Carson B. - Complete

121. Ace Of Spades reviews

CAT In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-07 - Scarecrow & Bruce W./Batman - Complete

122. Retribution!: Revisited » reviews

Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 10-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

123. Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums » reviews

Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 12-22-06 - The Riddler - Complete

124. Don't Try This At Home reviews

We're NOT what you would call experts.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete

125. A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviews

Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

126. Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviews

Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete

127. Atlantistastic! » reviews

In the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-12-07

128. Pretend reviews

It's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. Post The Gift

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-07 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete

129. Sing Sweet Nightingale reviews

There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...

Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-7-07 - Complete

130. Astrophysicist For Rent » reviews

Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. Sequel to Colonel For Sale

Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - S. Carter - Complete

131. Caught In The Draft reviews

CAT How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-31-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

132. Off Limits reviews

Burn Notice There are just some lines that you don't cross.

Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete

133. Stars And Spangles reviews

CAT Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

134. Defamation Of Character » reviews

CAT I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - The Joker & Scarecrow - Complete

135. Complimentary » reviews

You don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Spike & Dawn S. - Complete

136. Beware Those You Offend reviews

Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-22-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

137. Domesticity » reviews

CAT Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

138. Hitch reviews

CAT Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

139. Eye Of The Beholder reviews

It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete

140. Sexual Healing reviews

CAT: Red Light District Lab accidents can sometimes have...interesting results.

Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

141. Sisters » reviews

A young woman enters the SVU searching for Detective Munch only to die in the arms of Elliot Stabler, leaving a trail of lies, mystery and intrigue in her wake.

Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-14-07

142. Just A Matter Of Time »

Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Severus S.

143. Smash Success » reviews

CAT Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-4-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

144. Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviews

Not every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?

City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete

145. Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews

CAT Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation?

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

146. The Unemployment Scam » reviews

CAT What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete

147. The Return » reviews

Warning: Old fic When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.

Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-07

148. A Marriage Of Inconvenience » reviews

From the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-07

149. Year Of The Snake reviews

CAT In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-4-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

150. I'm Thankful For reviews

CAT One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-27-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

151. Moonlit Melody reviews

Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-20-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete

152. Well And Truly Screwed reviews

In theory, I should be able to screw him over without a second thought...but theory and reality seem to differ quite a bit.

Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete

153. But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviews

A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.

Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete

154. Used To Be reviews

When you lose your identity, all you're left with are the remnants of who you used to be.

Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-07 - Edward - Complete

155. Mistakes Made reviews

Sometimes what was done cannot be undone.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-07 - Leia O. & Luke S. - Complete

156. Bury Me Deep reviews

CAT Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

157. Blood On The Microphone reviews

She wasn't a killer...at least, she didn't think she was...but the evidence was there...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-07 - Teyla E. - Complete

158. If reviews

Of all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-07 - Laura C. & Carson B. - Complete

159. Quid Pro Quo reviews

Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-1-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

160. Luck Of The Irish reviews

CAT It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete

161. Facets reviews

Carpe Diem doesn't always turn out as planned.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-25-07 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete

162. Shattered Light reviews

Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete

163. A Mathematical Impossibility reviews

Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-25-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete

164. Snarktastic » reviews

A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 12-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

165. After The Fact » reviews

Ash looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?

Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete

166. Bad Moon Rising » reviews

There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-28-06 - Teyla E. - Complete

167. Charity Begins At Home reviews

CAT He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

168. Make Out Point reviews

CAT You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

169. The Two Snarkers reviews

McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

170. Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews

CAT The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-07 - The Riddler - Complete

171. The Meaning of Lurve reviews

CAT How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

172. A Minion's Memoirs reviews

CAT It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

173. Fellowship Of Physicists reviews

Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? McWinter Friendship

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-28-07 - Rodney M. - Complete

174. Wishy Washy reviews

CAT In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-23-07 - The Riddler - Complete

175. Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews

CAT There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

176. Black And Blue reviews

CAT He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

177. Measure Of Madness reviews

What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-07 - The Joker - Complete

178. Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews

CAT He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete

179. In Words There Is Power reviews

The Obsolete Man Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?

Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete

180. Darkness On My Back reviews

John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-27-06 - John S. - Complete

181. Pleased reviews

Willow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-06 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete

182. Never Knew reviews

It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-06 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete

183. Mercy And Loyalty reviews

There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.

Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-06 - Lex L. - Complete

184. The Night Smallville Exploded » reviews

Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...

Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete

185. Beneath The Surface reviews

There's so much more there than what one sees on the surface. Warning: Stupid, soppy holiday crap.

Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-06 - Complete

186. Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviews

Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

187. Mind Of The Madman reviews

Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete

188. The 1428 Diaries » reviews

The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete

189. Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviews

An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-12-06 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete

190. Benevolence reviews

Someone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete

191. Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviews

Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-9-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

192. You're The One reviews

There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-6-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete

193. When Plot Bunnies Attack » reviews

They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 107,295 - Reviews: 718 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 6-18-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

194. An RST Christmas reviews

Clerks Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...

Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-1-06 - Complete

195. Cut And Run reviews

Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...

Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete

196. Gone Wrong reviews

She had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete

197. Only A Needle reviews

It's only a needle, but it will change her forever.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete

198. Broken Smile reviews

And through it all, she smiles...

Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete

199. Sanity In A Box reviews

Sometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-17-06 - Radek Z. - Complete

200. Cyrano reviews

He always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete

201. Keys reviews

One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

202. Tears reviews

Teyla hasn't cried in years...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete

203. Not So Well Kept A Secret reviews

Rodney...there's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, you were a kid and kids do silly, embarassing things...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-15-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete

204. Night Of The Snarky reviews

His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

205. Colonel For Sale » reviews

A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...

Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete

206. Too Easily Impressed reviews

It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-23-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

207. Something The Ancients Did Not Intend reviews

I can't believe you did that!

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-19-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

208. The Thrill Of The Kill reviews

It is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete

209. A Stroke Of Genius reviews

In which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-18-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

210. All Hallow's Eve reviews

It's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

211. Till Death Do Us Part reviews

Batman 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete

212. To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar reviews

A debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-11-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

213. Superstitious reviews

Because Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-11-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete

214. A Question For The Ages reviews

Two women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-27-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

215. Alone reviews

He can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!fic

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-26-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

216. Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy reviews

A short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete

217. Faux Pas reviews

A day off on Atlantis yields an interesting insight into the fashion choices of Doctor McKay.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W. - Complete

218. Monty McKay reviews

When Atlantis meets Monty Python...sort of.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-3-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

219. First Name Basis reviews

Two staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-23-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete

220. Conventional Thinking reviews

Something big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-23-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

221. Retribution! » reviews

Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

222. Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart reviews

Apparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-12-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

223. Something Citrus This Way Comes reviews

Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-7-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete

224. The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook » reviews

You wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-2-06

225. Like Father, Like Daughter reviews

So different, yet somehow the same.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-06 - Laura C. & Rodney M. - Complete

226. Comparing Close Shaves reviews

In which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-7-06 - Rodney M. - Complete

227. Who Killed Kavanaugh? reviews

Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete

228. Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My! reviews

Not everything in chess is always black and white.

Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-29-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete

229. Scenario Twelve D reviews

Response to the 155 word challenge. This vignette deals with the morning of September Eleventh 2001 and just how the Gunmen found out about the fall of The World Trade Center.

Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete

230. Denial reviews

A one shot emotional ficlet taking place five years after 'Jump The Shark' in which the tragic death of the Lone Gunmen is reflected upon.

Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-06 - Complete

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