Hey, I know I know I haven't updated. I have moved yet again and I'm trying to find all of my notes. Anywho my 'homepage' is my aff account for those that are looking for it. My name on there is siriwolf.

I removed my list of favorite pairings because there are too many to put up. If you have a story you want me to read just message me.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt reallymatter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so itsnot a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there.

News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me. (Got this from SasunaruTLA)

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
--Mark Twain

Do not fear dear, for in the end we are never alone when we go -- unknown

If you support Sirius/Remus 100% copy this into your profile!

If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. yamiyugi23, BladeMaxwell-GoddessofDeath

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

Evil Fun with Harry Potter Characters:
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:
1). Harry 2). Draco 3).Severus 4).Sirius 5). Remus 6).Lucius 7). Charlie 8).Viktor 9). Bill 10). Voldemort 11). Fred 12). George

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? no
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell Yes!! He is an 11 on the 1 to 10 on the drool scale!!
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would be hot! Mpreg!! Molly would probably demand they marry though.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Bill stories arehot when they are slash, it's hard to pick just one.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

only if you're into incest
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I've only read a few Remus/Bill but never a Remus/Voldemort so I have to be for both and neither.lol
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would be embarassed but would tease the hell out of them later...he may even want to join...
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

After a ritual gone crazy, Voldemort got back his sanity he had before he split his soul, but decided to keep it to himself until he knew which Death Eaters he could trust. Over the course of several weeks he noticed a draw towards one of his Inner Circle. One night he requested this Death Eater to remain behind, once they were alone he demanded him to remove his Death Eater garb only to suprise Voldemort when he saw his most trusted friend, Severus. Severus looked draw and worn out as he knelt before his master, "What do you require My Lord?" He asked softly looking at the floor. Voldemort drew Snape to his feet, "You never need to bow to me, you are my mate, my equal." He said suprising Severus. "My Lord, you remember?" Snape asked with barley hidden hope. Voldemort smiled sadly, "My love I'm so sorry for all the pain I put you through and the heavy burden I placed on you." He said as he drew Severus into his arms, "Never again will I put you through such pain." He said as he kissed his mate.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Oh yeah, and it's HOT!!
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Trust of Blood to ease the Pain
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

A Harry comes to live with Sirius and Remus then comes into his inheritance and comes to realize his love for his Godfather but feels it is one sided. Sirius gets Remus's help to get Harry to be his.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yuppers
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Maybe, but I doubt it.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

yes, they write him.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Not that I know of, but that would be HOT!!
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Yesssssss...in parseltounge and maybe his lover's name
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Let Me Be Your Hero by Enrique Englases if it were for a Viktor wants Harry fic
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Slash, Mpreg, hot kinky man-love, and pranks galore!!
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I could give you the world...
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A week ago I think maybe sooner though
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hair pulling
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

only if the author liked incest unless the author made them not related...if the author like incest maybe drunk first then sober
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

three would...maybe or they could alternate either way is HOT!!
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Darkest Before the Dawn

Britney,Vicki,Tina,Sarah,Me
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
MMmmmm maybe, I could swear Viktor was Bi and Charlie at least bi

Here are my stories that are Challenges or I adopted and a bit about them

To Live a Forgotten Dream- is a Harry Poter story. Harry was abused by the Dursleys and Severus figures it out while Harry is at class one day. It is a slash, plus a few threesome pairs. May be mpreg as well. Don't like don't read. Couples are Harry/Draco/Severus, Hermione/Adrian/Blaise, Remus/Sirius/Lucuis Seamus/??. Will be Ron bashing. Here is a link to the original author's site Black Phoenix of the Shadows 862969

A New Start, A New Family - The challenge to this story was up on my profile. I don't know who wanted it. AU/Crossover. Harry and Hermione change and now they are on the run. Eventually they end up in St. Louis with a mish-mash family of their own. There will be bashing! and SLASH!

We Remove Your World and Replace It With Another - The war is over for Harry and CO but all is not well, Harry’s friends abandoned him and his only friends are Draco, Severus and Remus. They get hit by a spell by a group of DE. and appear in the DBZ world just before the Cell games. Challenge fic.

I have some new ideas as well, so be on the look out for other new stories as well, such as Sailor Moon, Digimon, Gundam Wing, G Gundam and so many more!!