Update: 15May08 Well, I haven't updated this is forever. O.o New things that are going on:
1) I have a boyfriend... Who likes anime... THANK THE STARS!
2) I DESPISE high school.
3) I have a JOB now... Working at the library.
4) I went to an anime con in April... I am NEVER going to wear a wig again. (I went as Yomiko Readman, by the way).
5) I KNEW OJ wasn't innocent. xP Suck on dat, suckahs!
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Steal my stories, yo, and I'll pull a Tyson and eat your ears off .
Name: Miranda
Age: 15
Gender: Congrats! It's a girl!
Grade: 9th
Location: Wisconsin... GASHP!
Super Hobbies: Eating, Pissing People Off, Plushie Bombing, Reading, Sleeping.
Awesome Special Abilites: FLYING!! And pissing people off.
I am a: Bookworm, fangirl, geek, loser, maniac, nerd, otaku, perfectionist, person lazier than Shikamaru himself, pervert, psycho, shirker, weirdo.
Links:
MySpace: Kyuu (I changed my SN)(ADD MEEE)
YouTube: BleedingxKunai
TagWorld: Naruto_Anime_Fan
Gravitation FanFiction Archive: Yama/BelieveIt (Yama is my PenName, and BelieveIt is my User)
LiveJournal: BloodyxChibi (Readeth it... Comment, add, all those wonderful things)
DeviantArt: KitsuneKyuu
Gravitation Megamix and Remix must get an account first.
Favorites
Favorite Television Shows:
+24
+America's Next Top Model (I should be shot, I know)
+Comedy Central Presents...
+Drake and Josh (The most recent seasons)
+Queer as Folk (U.S Version)
+Mad T.V
+Mind of Mencia
+Mystery Diagnosis
+Noah's Arc
+Pimp My Ride
+The Soup
+Tin Man
+Untold Stories of the E.R
Favorite Cartoon Shows:
+American Dad
+Avatar: The Last Airbender
+Danny Phantom
+Drawn Together
+Fairly Odd Parents
+Family Guy
+Futurama
+Happy Tree Friends
+Happy Tree Friends and Friends
+Simpsons, The
+South Park
+SpongeBob SquarePants
Favorite Books:
+A Solitary Secret
+Blood and Chocolate
+Burned
+Canterbury Tale, The
+Crank
+Dangerous Angels
+Divine Comedy, The
+Eclipse (third book of the Twlight Series)
+Ella Enchanted
+Gay Blades
+Guide
+Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (book 1)
+Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (book 2)
+Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban (book 3)
+Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (book 4)
+Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (book 5)
+Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (book 6)
+Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (book 7)
+Idiot, The
+Impulse
+Kamikaze Girls
+New Moon (Second book of the Twilight series)
+Peter Pan
+Pretties (Second book of the Uglies series)
+Socrates in Love
+Specials (Third book of the Uglies series)
+Twilight (First book of the Twilight series)
+Uglies (First book of the Uglies series)
+Violet and Claire
+Wasteland
Favorite Anime: Incomplete
+Abenobashi: Magical Shopping Arcade
+After School in the Teacher's Lounge
+Ai no Kusabi
+Aishiteruze Baby
+Angel Sanctuary
+Azumanga Daioh
+Baron the Cat (Returns)
+Basilisk
+Berserk
+ Blood+
+Blood: the Last Vampire
+BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBoBo
+Boogiepop Phantom
+Bottle Fairies
+Case Closed
+Cowboy Bebop
+Crayon Shinchan
+Cromartie High School
+Death Note
+Dragon Ball
+Dragon Ball Z
+Dragon Ball GT
+Eiken
+Elfen Lied
+Enzai
+Eureka 7
+Excel Saga
+FLCL
+Fruits Basket
+Fullmetal Alchemist
+Full Metal Panic
+Gakuen Heaven
+Ghost in the Shell
+Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
+Grave of the Fireflies
+Gravitation
+GTO: Great Teacher Onizuka
+G Gundam
+Gundam Seed
+Gun Grave
+Hellsing
+Initial D
+InuYasha
+Kai Doh Maru
+Kakurenbo
+Kare Kano: His and Her Circumstances
+Kimba: The White Lion
+Kodomo no Omocha (Kodocha)
+Kyou Kara Maou
+Last Exile
+Level C
+Love Hina
+Lucky Star
+Maison Ikkoku
+Marmalade Boy
+MÄR
+Mirage of Blaze
+Mythical Detective Loki Raganork
+Naruto
+Neon Genesis Evagelion
+Ninja Scroll
+Papa to Kiss in the Dark
+Paranoia Agent
+Peacemaker Kurogane
+Petite Cossette
+Pretear
+Prince of Tennis
+Princess Mononoke
+Pokemon
+Ranma 1/2
+Read or Die
+Rurouni Kenshin
+Sailor Moon
+Saiyuki
+Sakura Wars
+Samurai Champloo
+Samurai Deeper Kyo
+sCRYed
+SGT. Frog
+Spiral
+Spirited Away
+Strawberry Panic
+Sukisyo
+Super Milk Chan
+Tenjho Tenge
+Trigun
+Trinity Blood
+Tsubasa
+Ultra Cute
Favorite Manga: Incomplete
+(+)Anima
+Abenobashi: Magical Shopping Arcade
+Absolute Boyfriend
+A.I Love You
+Aishiteruze Baby
+Alice 19th
+Alichino
+Angel Diary
+Angel Sanctuary
+Angelic Layer
+Antique Bakery
+Aria
+Ayashi no Ceres
+Azumanga Daioh
+Banana Fish
+Baron the Cat (Returns)
+Bastard!
+Beautiful People
+Beauty Pop
+Berserk
+Beyond My Touch
+Black Cat
+Black Knight
+Blade of the Immortal
+Bleach
+BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBoBo
+Boku no Pico
+Boys:Be
+Boys over Flowers
+Burst Angel
+Buso Renkin
+By the Sword
+Calling You
+Case Closed
+Chobits
+Chrono Crusade
+CLAMP School Detectives
+Claymore
+Confidential Confessions
+Confidential Confessions -Deai-
+Cowboy Bebop
+Crayon Shincahn
+Crazy Love Story
+Crescent Moon
+Crimson Hero
+Cromartie High School
+Crossroad
+Dazzle
+Death Note
+Demon Diary
+Desert Coral
+Desire
+DN Angel
+Dragon Ball
+Duck Prince
+Eerie Queerie
+Elemental Galade
+Excel Saga
+FAKE
+FLCL
+Flesh-Colored Horror
+Forbidden Dance
+Fruits Basket
+Fullmetal Alchemist
+Full Metal Panic
+Full Moon O Sagashite
+Fushigi Yuugi
+GALS!
+Ghost Hunt
+Ghost in the Shell
+Gin Tama
+Girls Bravo
+Girl Got Game
+Gravitation
+Gravitation EX
+GTO: Great Teacher Onizuka
+GTO: The Early Ears
+Gyo
+Hana-Kimi
+Hands Off!
+Happy Hustle High
+Happy Lesson
+Hellsing
+Here is Greenwood
+Honey Mustard
+Hot Gimmick
+Hunter X Hunter
+Il Gatto Sul G
+Imadoki! Nowdays
+Intitial D
+Instant Teen: Just Add Nuts
+InuYasha
+I.N.V.U
+Jazz
+Jing: King of Bandits
+Jing: King of Bandits Twilight Stories
+Juvenile Orion
+Kage Tora
+Kamikaze Girls
+Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne
+Kare First Love
+Kare Kano
+Kaze Hikaru
+Kill Me, Kiss Me
+King of Hell
+Kizuna: Bonds of Love
+Kodomo no Omocha (Kodocha)
+Land of the Blindfolded
+Legal Drug
+Life
+Love Hina
+Maison Ikkoku
+Man of Many Faces
+Marmalade Boy
+MÄR
+MARS
+Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch
+Mermaid Saga
+Millenium Snow
+More Starlight to You Heart
+My Cat Loki
+Nana
+Naruto
+Neon Genesis Evangelion
+Nodame Cantabile
+Oh! My Goddess
+Only the Ring Finger Knows
+Orphen
+Othello
+Ouran High School Host Club
+Paradise Kiss
+Passion
+Pastel
+Peacemaker
+Peach Girl
+Peach Girl: Change of Heart
+Peach Girl: Sae's Story
+Pet Shop of Horrors
+Petite Cossette
+Pita-Ten
+Planet Ladder
+Pretear
+Priest
+Prince of Tennis
+Psychic Academy
+Ranma 1/2
+Read or Die
+Read or Dream
+RG Veda
+Rurouni Kenshin
+Saikano
+Sailor Moon
+Saiyuki
+Sakura Taisen
+Samurai Champloo
+Samurai Deeper Kyo
+Samurai Girl: Real 'Bout High School
+sCRYed
+Sensual Phrase
+SGT. Frog
+Shaman King
+Shirahime-Syo
+Shaolin Sisters
+Shutterbox
+Skip Beat!
+Snow Drop
+Spiral
+Suki
+The Demon Ororon
+The Dreaming
+The One I Love
+The Tarot Cafe
+Tokyo Babylon
+Tokyo Mew Mew
+Tokyo Mew Mew A La Mode
+Tomie
+Tramps Like Us
+Trigun
+Trinity Blood
+Tsubasa
+Ultra Cute
+Ultra Maniac
+Under the Glass Moon
+Uzumaki
Favorite Characters: (incomplete)
Naruto:
Uzumaki Naruto
Jiraiya
Rock Lee
Sabaku no Gaara
Deidara
Sasori
Uchiha Itachi
Hyuuga Neji
Akimichi Chouji
Nara Shikamaru
Kimimaro
Hatake Kakashi
Inuzuka Kiba
Tsunade
Orochimaru
Uchiha Sasuke
Favorite Pairings: (incomplete)
Naruto: (in Seme/Uke order not in Most Favorite to Least Favorite order)
Seme Sasuke:
Sasuke/Naruto
Sasuke/Neji
Sasuke/Itachi
Sasuke/Kakashi
Sasuke/Iruka
Sasuke/Sai
Sasuke/Lee
Seme Naruto:
Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto/Gaara
Naruto/Kiba
Naruto/Shikamaru
Naruto/Sai
Naruto/Iruka
Naruto/Haku
Uke Naruto:
Jiraiya/Naruto
Gaara/Naruto
Neji/Naruto
Kakashi/Naruto
Kiba/Naruto
Shikamaru/Naruto
Sai/Naruto
Iruka/Naruto
Itachi/Naruto
Orochimaru/Naruto
Zabuza/Naruto
Uke Sasuke:
Kakashi/Sasuke
Itachi/Sasuke
Iruka/Sasuke
Sai/Sasuke
Orochimaru/Sasuke
Kabuto/Sasuke
Neji/Sasuke
Gaara/Sasuke
Lee/Sasuke
Seme Gaara:
Gaara/Lee
Gaara/Neji
Uke Gaara:
Neji/Gaara
Other:
Zabuza/Haku
Shikamaru/Chouji
Gai/Lee
Kakashi/Iruka
Sasori/Deidara
Sasori/Itachi
Itachi/Sasori
Deidara/Itachi
Itachi/Deidara
Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Jiraiya/Kakashi
Kankuro/Kiba
Favorite Bands:
Coming Soon...
New Stories and Updates:
Ideas: (Wow... I'm a hypocrite)1)
Title: In Secret
Category: Gravitation
Genre: Angst/General
Rating: T
Summary: SEQUAL TO: SEWN SHUT... Why did he feel like this? Weren't things supposed to get better? Not worse? (Contains SH and Suicide Attempts)
Pairings: SLIGHT Yuki/Shuichi... It's mostly one-sided, though
Warnings: Rated for: SH (Self-Harm), suicide attempts, suicide, and language.
Status: Started, editing, delayed. Estimated release date, 1 month.
I've decided it's going to be 1st person (Shuichi) like it was for the first half thanks to my sickness before going to an anime convention, it is going to be longer than Sewn Shut so, don't worry...
2)
Title: Yuki's With WHO!?
Category: Gravitation
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: M (I changed it, because, while writing it, it seems more funny to have Yuki be sensual with Kermit... And plus, Shuichi has a fucked up imagination)
Summary: An "I'm Not Dead" Story. Shuichi watches the Muppets before he goes to bed and has an... interesting dream about his beloved Yuki. YukixKermit. YukixShuichi (One-shot).
Pairings: Yuki/Kermit and Yuki/Shuichi
Warnings: Rated for: Random, crack humor, MAJOR OOCness, language, sexual themes with a talking, walking frog puppet (O.O), Shuichi’s dream, hints of yaoi and yaoi, hints at phone sex, and crappy writing.
Status: Started, occasional additions. Delayed.
I'm occasionaly writing it.
3)
Title: His Nicotine-Tainted Heart
Category: Gravitation
Genre: Drama
Rating: T
Summary: Side project, title taken from a line in my story In Secret; no real plot, just, Shuichi's thoughts on Yuki.
Pairings: Hints at one-sided Yuki/Shuichi
Warnings: Rated for: Language, hints of yaoi, shounen-ai, nicotine abuse, mentioning of illegal substances.
Status: Started, delayed.
I started this because... I was bored, and I wanted it down on my computer before I forgot it... It'll be up AFTER In Secret, even if I finish it before In Secret. It won't be lengthy, but, it won't be short, either.
4)
Title: Strawberries and Milk
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: M... Duh?
Summary: A hot day in Domino City calls for strawberries, leather, and... shexBondage, smut, and Puzzleshipping.
Pairings: YamixYugi... Puzzleshipping
Warnings: Rated for: semi-hard yaoi, bondage, unlawful things with fruits, language, OOC-ness, bad grammar and spelling, and a very perverted Pharaoh.
Status: Started, editing. Delayed.
I'm stuck on the, eh-hem, Part. I'm working on it though, I've never written smut before... That wasn't shit.
5)
Title: Nero
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: T
Summary: Dark places bleed into depth. Why am I the only one here? Not AU, Yami still inhabiting Yugi’s body, one-sideish BL. ½ Puzzleshipping.
Pairings: Onesided YamixYugi on Yugi's behalf
Warnings: Rated for: Cliched plot, angsty Yugi, some language, slightly violence, some shounen-ai.
Status: Started, semi-delayed. Delayed.
Uhm... The summary is going to change once I finish it. I need more notebooks.
6)
Title: Bent
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Genre: Drama/General
Rating: T
Summary: Yugi struggles with his homosexuality and tries to hide it from everyone and himself
Pairings: Onesided Puzzleshipping (YamixYugi)
Warnings: Rated for: OOCness, angst, language, clichedness and shounen-ai
Status: Started. Delayed.
Very, very cliched plot, but, whatever
7)
Title: Golden
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Genre: Horror/General
Rating: M
Summary: Dedication Fic to HaraKumiko. Marik traps Bakura. Psychoshipping, Oneshot, S/M, Millenium Rod, Rape to a small degree
Pairings: Psychoshipping (MarikxBakura)
Warnings: Rated For: Language, Smut, S/M, Violence, Yaoi, Use of the Millenium Rod, OOC, Rape to a small degree.
Status: Began. Delayed.
Yeah, this is a dediction to my 2 year friend, Alex, who goes by the alias HaraKumiko on here. She's on my Favorite Author's list, so, go, check, her, OUT! If I'm lucky, I'll have it completed by Christmas, so I can post it then. It'll be her present. Because I'm too darned poor to go buy her that Yu-Gi-Oh! Character Guide Book she's been wanting for a month. V.V Major OOCness... I'm a Yugi fangirl, not Marik.
8)
Title: Experimental
Category: Naruto
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: M
Summary: The act, process, or practice of experimenting. SasuNaru. Shota. AU
Pairing: SasuNaru
Warnings: Rated For: Language, OOCness, Yaoi, Smut, Shota
Status: Started. Delayed.
9)
Title: O-chinchin
Category: Naruto
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Summary: Naruto is sick of Sai belittling "Naruto Jr." and decides to give him a nickname to suit just the thing. Semi-crack. Hinting Sai/Naru pairing. Semi-BL
Pairing: Hinting at Sai/Naruto
Warnings: Rated for: Language, OOCness, hint of BL, talking about private areas.
Status: A meer thought in my mind. Delayed.
10)
Title: (Untitled at the moment)
Catergory: Harry Potter
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: Either T or M... Not sure yet.
Summary: The Malfoy's have a Squib-child after Draco was born, and propose a proposition to a Muggle family, the Potter's, in exchange for their Mudblood child, Harry. AU; Slytherin-esque!Harry, Shy!Harry, Mudblood!Harry, Somewhat-Nonproud!Malfoys; Slash: DMHP
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Rated for: Slight language, slash, confusing plot...
Status: Meer idea that runs throughout my thoughts.
Okay! I am extremely obsessed with Harry Potter at the moment and was thinking about a good plot idea while feeding my cats... I want a BETA on this story... If, it interests you, please email me/PM me and I'll get the prolouge and first chapter sent to you as soon as possible... I have to read To Kill a Mockingbird for English and have to do a few things for Civics, but, I shall be able to write it. Honestly, my grammar isn't horrid with spell check, but, I'll need help with editing for the plot's sake.
Quotes:
Squee's father: "I'm busy right now. Working. That's all I seem to do now. I have to work to keep you alive. To feed you. I haven't smiled once since you were born. Go to sleep." Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Johnny: "Hmm? What's that, Shmee? Mm, hmmm. Yeeess. Hmm? Yeah. Really? Uh, huh. Okay. What? Hmm. Well FUCK you, Mr. Bear! You speak lies! LIIIIES! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile lint-infested bastard! How many more, like you, are there! How many more! You can't even imagine the things I've endured! And at the hands of shit like you! You don't know the truth!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "Fucking doughnut! Mock me? You fried cyclops." Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "Nonsensical? Yet you envy me! You wish to wipe my ass! Butter my groin! Hermaphroditic monkeys, you speak with fools' tounges! That's a nice tie." Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "Run! Piggy, piggy! Ruuuun, piggy, piggy, piggy!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "You fucking toaster! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster! Damn! I have no kiwis!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Stewardess: "Hello, sir. Would you like some peaunuts?"
The guy: (nervously) "Oh... No thank you."
Stewardess: (slightly angry) "What, you think these are some ordinary PEANUTS?! HUH?!"
Stewardess: (yelling) "THESE ARE MAGICAL PEANUTS, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!! NOW EAT THE GODDAMNED PEANUTS!!" Squee
Old Lady: (in shock) "OH MY GOD!! Not the Lawn Gnome!!"
Noodle Boy: "You is my Elf-Ho!!" Squee
Some Random Guy: "OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!" Squee
Pepito: (pushes Squee away) "Stand back, Amigo!! This is a job for... The ANTI-CHRIST!" Squee
A Baby: "Googli-shmoogly. Gaga ga po dffft! Goo goo boop! Pooo oooh!"
Noodle Boy: "GASP! The fuckin PASSWORD!" Squee
Jhonen: (bursts to convience store door) "Stand back mortal! I come in peace! Approach me, however, and I shall destroy all that is good in your life!! I desire ICE SUCKY!" Squee
Ororon: "Don't cry, my dear. Until your dying day, I'll be at your side. Until you're body lies dissolving in a rotting heap... ...and melts back into the soil whence it came. Dry your tears. I'm here now." The Demon Ororon
Ororon: "What's the matter? You're wondering where all of this blood came from. You wonder why I have to fight. You wonder why I have to kill. You wonder how much longer you can live with such a monster. You wonder how someone as just as you... ... can love someone absolutely evil." The Demon Ororon
An angel: "There is no god. The only things that truly exist are children. But that's hardly any existence. They're lucky to endure handful of years. And they waste away that time stumbling through foolish things." The Demon Ororon
Gaara: "Yeah... I'm going to rip his head off... Then crack it open so the
brains come out... Huh? The head. Then tons of blood will flow out.. You can have all
of it... Kyahaha. I'm always a good boy." Naruto
Random Whore: (to Sakano) "Hey, big boy, are you all alone? Hmmm?
Sakano: (freaking out) "No, thank you! No, thank you!"
Random Whore: "If you've got time, wanna play?"
Sakano: (yet again, freaking out) "NOOOOOO!"
Yuki: "Hey, that's MY guy you're messing with. Get your face out of my honey pot!"
Random Whore: (disgusted like; at Sakano and Yuki) "Oh, you guys... ...Are like that, eh?"
Yuki: "Yeah, so step off, bitch, before I kick your tits in!" Gravitation
Yuki: (forcing the words out/ reading cue cards) "Th--there's nothing going on between me and Seguchi. I-I'm sorry for hurting your lame ass... I mean, I'm sorry for hurting you... ...H-Honey bunch."
Shuichi: (in shock...)
Yuki: (reading cue cards)"So, I want you to come back into my arms. I-I want you... I need you..."
Shuichi: (crying in joy) "Yuki..."
Yuki: (reading cue cards) "I'm sorry for expecting you to come back just because I showed up. And I shouldn't have given up so fast. There are so many things I owe you an apology for, where do I begin?"
Yuki: (reading cue cards) "I may be a writer, but in life, I'm a man of few words. I'm sorry. I'm learning, and I'm getting better. And that's why I'm here to apologize. M-My lovely... baby..."
Yuki: (not reading cue cards) "GAH! Do you really expect me to say that?"
Shuichi: (confused over his lover's random outburst) "Huh? Y-Yuki!"
Yuki: (still not reading cue cards) "AGHHH! STOP MOVING, YOU STUPID PRICK! IF YOU MOVE AGAIN YOU'RE DEAD!"
Shuichi: "Uh... Oh... I'm sorry...?"
Yuki: "AND LOWER YOUR FAT HEAD MORE! I CAN'T SEE THE SIGN, GODDAMMIT!"
Yuki: (back to reading cue cards; adjusts glass before doing so) "Let's see... My lovely baby Shuichi. I didn't stop to think about your feelings. If you're willing to forgive me, if you still love me, please come back to me, sugarcakes."
Shuichi: "Yuki... I... I never thought I would ever hear those words come from your mouth. It's like a dream come true."
Yuki: "Oh... This is no dream, sweetcheeks. I-I'm apologizing to you from the bottom of my rotten heart."
Shuichi: (in tears) "Yuki... I... Yuki... I've been waiting for so long... ...To hear you speak this way... ...To open your heart... And now... We've finally made an emotional connection..."
Rage: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT! Gravitation
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~Real Life Quotes~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+
Me: "THE ONLY PERSON SASUKE WILL BE FUCKING IN THE ASS IS SASUKE!" (Okay, this comment was because I was talking with my friend, Arechan, and my brother while watching Naruto, and, well, I thought I said "The only person Sasuke will be fucking in the ass is Naruto", but, Naruto was replaced with Sasuke.)
Guy I go to school with: (waveing to the females around him) "Heh heh heh. Look at all the babes around me; I'm a pimp." (Might not be 100 percent correct)
Me: "And yet you're still poor." (Yeah... I kicked him in the knee 'cause he was being a dick )
Me Father: (driving past Taco Bell on Thanksgiving) "They don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico. You have no right to be closed!" Heheheh! Yerp. Isn't he great? Scene? We were looking for food. We had planned on getting KFC, but the Colonel was closed TT.TT, so we had decided on Wendy's, and you have to past Taco bell to get to both Wendy's and KFC. It was quite funny.)
READ MY LIVEJOURNAL!! Someone... Please... I'll... I dunno... Update?
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