There are so many stories that I would love to write on, but I simply do not have the time for them. As for the ones I do regularly update, I'm very dedicated to them!

Pseudonym-- See above.

Age-- Whatever I feel like at the time of question.

Occupation-- Wordsmith

Hobbies-- Writing... Drawing... Linguistics... Theatre...

Recent Anime/Manga Obsession-- Shiki, I suppose.

I finally made a MAL! Same pseudonym as usual. It's pretty cool. Yeah.

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Random Favourites--

Colour: Red

Music: Many, many things, ranging from Classical to modern rock... Good music is good music, regardless... J-Pop and J-Rock lovelies... Ska!

TV Shows: Scrubs... Mythbusters... Cash Cab... NCIS... House... Ed, Edd 'n Eddy... Courage the Cowardly Dog... Tom & Jerry... Invader Zim... Avatar... Doctor Who...

Novel: The Outsiders... Animal Farm... 1984... Feed... Little Brother... The Forest of Hands and Teeth Trilogy... The Luxe Series... The Looking Glass Wars Series... The Maze Runner Trilogy... Ruby Red... The Curse Workers Series... The Enemy Series...

Anime: Inuyasha... FLCL... Paranoia Agent... Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (R2)... Death Note... Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (Kai & Rei)... Skip Beat!... Elfen Lied... Kuroshitsuji... 07-Ghost... Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood)... Spice & Wolf (II)... Umineko no Naku Koro ni... Hetalia- Axis Powers... The World God Only Knows (II)... Darker than Black... Ouran High School Host Club... K-ON!... Maria†Holic (Alive)... Ergo Proxy... Durarara!!... Ao no Exorcist... Deadman Wonderland... Baccano!... Shiki... Bakemonogatari...

Manga: Inuyasha... Skip Beat!... Gakuen Alice... Love Monster... Penguin Brothers... Vampire Knight... Fruits Basket... Hands Off!... Penguin Revolution... Doubt... Othello... Cherry Juice... Death Note... 07-Ghost... Elfen Lied... The Wallflower... Kuroshitsuji... The World God Only Knows... Akuma to Love Song... Ouran High School Host Club... Dengeki Daisy... Deadman Wonderland... Ao no Exorcist... Judge...

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--Scattered Randomness--

"She must be butter, 'cause she's on a roll!" -Brian. When he said this, I couldn't breathe. One of the best lines. Ever. Period.

"To defeat an enemy that is THAT psychotic... you have to be MORE psychotic." -Lewis Black

"When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." -A rhyme from the book Little Brother by Cory Doctorow.

"I can't hear down here, it's dark." -Mrs. Daniel, our Theatre teacher.

"I'm gonna beat the shit outta Satan!" -Rin from Ao no Exorcist. Probably the best line I've ever heard in an anime. His seriousness is what makes it.

"Naruto doesn't count." -Emily and I. Because it doesn't.

"Shut up! David Tennant's talking!" -Me, whilst watching Doctor Who with some friends. Oh yes.

"I'll rape you if you dare reveal it." -Mariya from Maria†Holic
"Not if I get to you first!" -What Emily said her reaction would've been.

"Yeah, that would be the icing on my Hate Cake." -Karen, talking about Kaname from Vampire Knight. (Whom she used to adore, by the way.)

"I'm neurotic; I need to see other people."
"I'm schizophrenic; I AM OTHER PEOPLE!!" -Richard Jeni

"This movie's about as funny as a burning orphanage." -Adame-Senpai (It didn't help that he burst out laughing after saying it.)

"... Mori like seashells..." -Mori on the outtakes for the dub of Ouran. (Travis Willingham is WIN.)

"I hate your guts!" -Hikaru in the dub of Ouran.
"Well too bad because they're genetically identical to yours!!" -What I wish Kaoru would've said. The best comeback ever.

"Check out my totally kick-ass fighter plane, yo! Dude, it blowin' your mind yet, or what?"- America in the English dub of Hetalia.
(I officially love Eric Vale for this. The dub is so great.)

"I am a connoisseur of laughter." -Emily (And yawns, and sneezes, and cold chills...)

"I love tea. All tea. Black tea, red tea, green tea, white tea... It's all wonderful!" -Me
(Gasp) "You're a connoisseur of tea! ... But you sound like Dr. Seuss." -Emily

"... and she wore granny panties for the rest of her life!" -Me. You probably don't want to know.

"Wasabi is Green and Evil. It smells like Gunpowder and tastes like Doom." -Emily's definition of Wasabi Paste.
(Also:) "Don't you mean: 'Tastes like death?'" -Emily's Mom
"No. Doom. Because when you eat it, you know you're going to die, but there's nothing you can do about it!" -Emily

"I wish I had a uni-boob, then I would be one step closer to being a unicorn." -Mindy. There's not much you can say about this.

"Well, what can I say? I'm like the Cheddar of life. I'm sharp, and sometimes I leave a bitter taste in your mouth, but everyone loves me." -Emily

(Says something about World Peace) -America
"Hmph, there's not enough love in the world for that." -England
(Completely serious) "Well then, we'll just have to MAKE LOVE!" -America
(Spits out his tea) "I don't bloody think so!!" -England
"What? There's not enough love, so we make... Oh." -America
"You're brilliant." -England
(Little Hetalia dialogue that popped into my head one day... I have no idea. Not a yaoi fan either, by the way.)

"Look in the mirror: You have the face of a murderer." -Jay (Jordan's Special Toast. This is his answer to why I frighten him.)

"MY FRIES!!" -Suzaku Kururugi. I'm completely serious.
(We were watching Stage Eight in English with TV subtitles... He actually said 'My Friends!' but the subtitles said 'Fries.' Best. Subtitles. Ever.)

"Our enemy is the Quaker Oats Guy... we are the legion of Count Chocula! We give cavities to kids everywhere! Do not underestimate our evilness!" -Adam (aka Adame-Senpai), making fun of the Black Knights.

(Being menacing) "Then... I'll take a potato chip and... EAT IT!!"-Yagami Raito talking in his mind- indirectly- to L in Death Note.

"Nipah~!"-Rika from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. She's painfully adorable! Your head will explode into candy!

"I'm out of my sticky notes of death!" -Miroku. I'm serious. He actually said this in a manga far after the episodes cut off... This is how it was translated.

"My butt muscles are so powerful if anyone tried to prison-rape me I could probably take a penis and rip it in half!" -Zack... I'm still not to sure on this one.

"Manservant...? That's just a nice way of saying Man-Bitch!"-Me whilst reading GodChild.

"I've been wondering something Lelouch. Why are you Lelouch?" -CC
"I don't have time to discus philosophy with you."-Lelouch (Best. Reaction. He could've possibly. Had.)

"Cheerios: Donut Seeds." -A genius definition on UrbanDictionary.com.

"See, I enjoy watching Code Geass because it gives me comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one that talks to myself..." -Me, being completely serious.

"Mhm... Rebellious Prince Syndrome never looked so stupid..." -Me while watching Code Geass... It's not hard to figure out who I'm talking about.

"So you're saying you talk to yourself?" -Person
"Are you kidding? I'm a writer. I talk to myself- among others!" -Me, being completely serious, yet again.

--Destiny