| Bloodyrose666 |
Author has written 34 stories for Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X-overs, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Ouran High School Host Club, Star Wars, High School Musical, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy XII, and Screenplays. Fave Band: The Cast of Wicked Fave Song: Defying Gravity (Wicked) State living in: Texas Age: 16 Hair: Red(-ish; it darkened over the summer) Eyes: Blue Skin: I think I'm turning really white, I think I'm turning really white I really think so! Fave movie: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Quote of the Moment: Dude, Run!- Ghost Hunters Fave pairings: JackxIanto(Torchwood) CloudxLeon (Uh... DUH) RikuxSora AxelxRoxas SeiferxHayner Least fave: Anything involving women. Quotes: Fiyero: There's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow. Elphaba: It's not lying. It's just looking at things a different way. 1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them. Movie Quotes Cindy Campbell[while fighting the possessed cat Help! My pussy's gone crazy! Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger! Shorty Meeks: Aww, naw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST!... what's a poltergeist? Dwight Hartman: Okay, thanks, "Handyman". Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something. Dwight Hartman: Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand." [starts clapping Hanson: Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?" Dwight Hartman: Why don't you "lift me up?" Hanson: Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"? Dwight Hartman: Hey you can kiss my grits! Hanson: I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away. Dwight Hartman: I know what you thinking. That I fire three shots or a hundred and seventeen? Well, do you feel lucky[pause Dwight Hartman: punk? Do you [pause Dwight Hartman: feel lucky[says faster Dwight Hartman: Do you feel lucky, punk? Hell House Ghost: Shoot me, motherfucker. Full disclosure: Since Wal-Mart has a “family values” policy (they only sell edited, non-explicit versions of CDs, for example, and don’t even sell magazines like Maxim or Cosmo, much less Playboy), when people actually pointed out to Wal-Mart what “yaoi hentai” actually is, they quickly pulled it from stores. Target, AFAIK, does not have a similar policy and still stocks the manga. That said, it’s hard to think that it was just Wal-Mart not knowing about Japanese popular culture when the description for the title was this: “In Volume 3 of the ultra popular, kinky, sex-full Yaoi Hentai, you’ll see tentacle monster Trach nailing an unsuspecting bus rider, a poor bishonen with his wiener caught in a fence hole and the perv friend who helps, a yaoi take on the “Aristocrats” joke, hot loving with a Sultan’s slave and more! Explicit yaoi content. For readers 18+ only!” A quick bit of commentary: I recently heard that they're going to have a Yaoi con. This disturbs me. Not because I have issues with the content, but because we don't have a Hentai con. Yaoi fans seem to have this pretense that somehow watching and reading gay porn is better than hentai, or somehow it's more dignified. Yaoi isn't some kind of beautiful statement about love and they aren't telling epic stores; it's gay porn, flat out. Please stop fooling yourselves. If there's a Yaoi con, there should be a Hentai con, because it's the same thing. If you're a Yaoi fan, you're no better than a Hentai fan. Don't get me wrong – there's nothing wrong with being a hentai fan. I'm just sick of this pretense surrounding Yaoi. It's porn. Admit it. Um, hello! Yaoi and hentai are two totally different things! Yaoi isn't just all about sex! (Although right now I can't seem to find any yaoi hentai...) This guy is so wrong! I'm so mad right now because of this! UGH! | |||||||||||||
1. Take Me Home Tonight »My name is Ryan Benson and I am a vampire hunter. However, my job is a little hard to do, considering that my boyfriend happens to be the prey... MxM... Not a screenplayScreenplays - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,152 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 11-19-082. Romeo and Juliet: Final Fantasy Style » reviewsSquall is Romeo. But what's this? Cloud's Juliet? YES! Throw in a disgruntled ex, a perverted best friend, and a secret crush, and you've got a recipe for some beautiful yaoi!Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 3-8-063. On A Hot Summer's Night » reviews... Would you offer your throat to the wolf in the red roses? CloudxSquallFinal Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 12-25-074. Youngblood » reviewsNot actually a screenplay. It's an original vampire story that absolutely no one is reading on fictionpress so I'm posting it here. At least I'm being honest! Male on Male, Rated M for a reason! R&R, please!Screenplays - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-19-075. Every Breath You Take reviewsRiku comes home from work one day only to find Sora in a rather... interesting situation. RikuSora. Cussing, bondage, references to TV shows... I think that's it. Oh, and sex. Yes, that too. Read and Review, please!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-13-07 - Riku & Sora - Complete6. Kingdom Hearts Karaoke » reviewsWhat the title says. I changed the song from the original, so don't freak out on me.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 10-9-067. Total Eclipse of the Heart » reviewsJames survived Voldermort's attack instead of Harry. Sirius stays out of jail, but is left with a different task: getting his friends memories back while trying to discern his own feelings. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 9-27-07 - James P. & Sirius B.8. Masquerade reviewsThe heir to a hotel chain, Squall Leonhart, has one little problem: He's gay. If his parents found out, he would be disowned. So what else to do than bring his 'girlfriend' for the holiday's? AU, Crossdressing, possible sex... Either way, it's yaoi! R&R!Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-079. The Day The Music Died reviewsBalthier's wanted Vaan for quite some time. Vaan's been curious about what else Balthier is 'famous' for. He finally asks the question, resulting in a night of climatic passion One Shot. R&R please!Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete10. I Don't Dance reviewsChad and Ryan. My interpretation of why they just happened to switch clothes after the baseball game. Quite mature, and very slashy. Enjoy!High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete11. May the Force be with you reviewsAnakinKitster. Anakin's finally become a Jedi, and has been granted one last visit to Tatooine. Mild Slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-07 - Anakin S. - Complete12. Queen of Hearts » reviewsCloud is having a very crappy birthday. Can Squall cheer him up? R&R! Involves, um... Read it and you'll find out...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 5-7-07 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.13. Tsunami » reviewsCloud thinks he's engaged to the perfect woman: pretty, sweet, and understanding. However, when he meets Squall Leonhart, a gorgeous, bisexual delivery boy, his whole world is thrown into a confusing, hot dilemna. Aeris, or a man he just met?Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 12-21-0614. The Road Goes on Forever reviewsSquallxCloudxGippal. Squall was a pot dealer until he and Cloud ran from their hometown to Miami Beach. But when they run short on money, Squall is forced to resort to old methods. R&R'Because he wasn't going to let go of this one. Not now and not ever.'Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete15. Riding Dirty » reviewsHaynerCloud. HaynerSeifer. Hayner is torn between Cloud, his older brother, and Seifer, a man he really likes, when he realizes that he may be falling for both of them.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 1-7-07 - Cloud S. & Hayner16. Silent Angel » reviewsWhen he was seven, Cloud's verbally abusive father forced him into a state of autism. He can no longer speak, which causes his mother great distress. That is, until he meets Squall. Squall draws Cloud of his shell, and they fall in love. S&C, maybe ZellFinal Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 1-12-0617. Essential reviewsInspired by the random Final FAntasy VII yaoi fanfic generator. Keyword: Essential. KadajKadaj.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-06 - Kadaj - Complete18. Poinsettias reviewsTwincest! HikaruKaoru. A Christmas fic.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-06 - Hikaru & Kaoru19. Real Emotion » reviewsA Final Fantasy reality show. Hard yaoi in later chapters. Cloud Squall centric.Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 6-16-0620. Closing Time » reviewsSequel to Beaten Black and Blue. 2 OC's. Slight yaoi themes. Read the last chapter of Beaten Black and Blue for a full summary.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 12-6-05 - Sango & Miroku21. Sudden Rain reviewsSeiferCloud. SquallCloud. Lemon. Cloud's a waiter Seifer's his boss' son. When he holds this over Cloud's head for 'favors', Squall decides to find out why.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-29-06 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.22. Three Wooden Crosses reviewsBased on Randy Travis' Three Wooden Crosses. Mild Squall and Cloud.Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-06 - Complete23. The Winner reviewsEvery one is on holiday, and Zack's quite bored. What better to spice things up than playing strip poker with your best friends?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-19-06 - Sephiroth & Zack - Complete24. Mine reviewsIrvine x Squall. A friend made me do it. Just a little one shot about... Well, read it and review it! Really, really, really too sexy. I could hardly type it...Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-26-06 - Irvine K. & Squall L. - Complete25. Dark Days reviewsSquall finds out about Irvine's rather interesting profession and goes to his workplace. This is my first shot at Irvine and Squall, so be nice, please. Oneshot. R&R please.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-06 - Squall L. & Irvine K. - Complete26. Silver and Red reviewsKadaj and Reno, Loz and Yazoo. Rape between the former, a sort of secret relationship between the latter. Written for Tenshi Fuzion, who said that there need to be more LozxYazoo. And... Forgive me for not updating other stories...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-24-06 - Kadaj & Reno - Complete27. Cherry Blossoms reviewsReno x Kadaj, Reno x Cloud. Just a little story about how both Reno and Cloud can't stop thinking about Kadaj. Big words in some parts.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-16-06 - Reno & Kadaj - Complete28. Mako Eyes reviewsCloud x Kadaj. After a drunken night of 'fun and games' the pair wake up and realize what they've done. One shot. R&R please! It's lots of fun! Somebody... Please... I'll die if you don't...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-10-06 - Cloud S. & Kadaj - Complete29. One Winged Angel reviewsA Oneshot. Cloud suffers a traumatizing experience, which draws out an inner yearning for LeonSquall. Okay, since my topics are pissing people off, here you go. This story is about rape! There. Nobody get offended.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-19-06 - Leon/Squall L. & Cloud S. - Complete30. A Kingdom Hearts Christmas » reviews3 oneshots for Christmas! Leon x Cloud, Sora x Kairi, Riku x Kairi, and Ansem x sephiroth.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-13-05 - Published: 12-7-0531. Beaten Black and Blue » reviewsMiroku has an abusive father. Sango's parents are murdered. Inuyasha was in a coma for five years,explains why his hair is white. Kagome is fighting against the odds. M&S already met, but meet the rest in therapy. Completed. IMPORTANT NEWS UP NOW!Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,887 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 7-14-05 - Miroku & Sango - Complete32. Fallen Rurouni reviewsKenshin was seriously wounded in a recent battle wth Shioshi. Now, it what seems like his last moments, he tells Kaoru something he has harbored for a long time.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-05 - Kenshin & Kaoru33. Denial is not just a river in Egypt » reviewsThe goddess of love, Benzaiten, is angered by Miroku and Sango's denial. She enlists the help of Amatsu Mikaboshi, the god of evil, to bug them, thus pushing them together. Right?Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 5-27-05 - Miroku & Sango34. Pearl Harbor: A diary » reviewsA certain someone's diary following her marriage and her husbands life and death at Pearl Harbor.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-3-05 - Miroku & Sango