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Author has written 44 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Mummy, and Newsies. Brunette - Brunette, Inc. - Blonded For the fun of it, I decided to revamp my profile page. IN PROGRESS The Lady and the Tramp. The sequel to Tramps and Thieves, The Lady and the Tramp follows Gretchen, Jonathan, Rick, and Evelyn as they head off to tour museums around the world with the treasures of Hamunaptra. They encounter a little snag, however, when Meela appears on the ship with plans to resurrect her ancient lover. With a heavy curse to break and the love of two men, Gretchen must decide between her own selfish wants - and the needs of others.Enchantress. Believe it or not, I'm writing another Mummy rewrite. No, seriously. I wanted to address the overused fandom device of Rick's sister, and I wanted her to actually change the plot of the story (which Gretchen, of course, didn't do in TAT). A true Ardeth/OC romance, this story will hopefully kick the Rick's sister stereotype up a notch. And Love Thee After. (HIATUS) ABOUT THE TRAMPS AND THIEVES UNIVERSE Tramps and Thieves started on a whim. Tired of reading the same old rendition stories, I decided to write my own - as opposite to the ones I'd read over and over (and over) as possible. I didn't expect anyone to pay much attention to my pessimistic, introspective little prostitute, but Gretchen somehow managed to gain a momentum quite her own. If you're looking to follow her story, the fics about her are as followed (in chronological order): Only the Constant. A one-shot set sometime before the first movie, this story stands as a snapshot of Gretchen's relationship with Jonathan prior to the events of Tramps and Thieves. 9:00 AM. When Beni met Gretchen. A short and rarely-read piece, this one-shot details Gretchen and Beni's introduction, and features Gretchen's full name and a little of her history before coming to Egypt. Tramps and Thieves. The first installment. Gretchen, a sarcastic and selfish prostitute, gets unfortunately mixed up in an expedition to Hamunaptra. Between annoyances with her regulars Beni and the Warden, the short temper of her short client, Herman Daniels, and the foreboding warnings of a certain Med-Jai warrior, it's all Gretchen can do to keep her head above water. And while a mummy being raised from the dead may sound like the cherry on top of a disasterous sundae, Gretchen might just find an inner strength she didn't know she had thanks to her adventure. The Lady and the Tramp. Taking place immediately after TAT, The Lady and the Tramp follows Gretchen, Jonathan, Rick, and Evelyn as they head off to tour museums around the world with the treasures of Hamunaptra. They encounter a little snag, however, when Meela appears on the ship with plans to resurrect her ancient lover. With a heavy curse to break and the love of two men, Gretchen must decide between her own selfish wants - and the needs of others. GREAT MUMMY RE-WRITES There's so few good rewrite stories that I feel the need to post the decent ones here. I've encountered two, besides my own rewrites (which I, of course, think are awesome). If you're looking for a rewrite worth your time, check out: Past and Future by Kelekona8 Tongue-Tied by poorpiratelass AWARDS Over the past (Godknowshowmany) years I've been fanfiction-writing, I've amassed a few fic awards. Just because I have an over-inflated opinion of myself, here they are: Addictive Personality Cars on a Cable Golgotha Hellie 'a Brooklyn I Remember She Was Smiling Infidele Nobody Knows Anything Russian Roulette. Scum Spades The Broken Hallelujah The Proposition They Had It Comin' Twenty One Virgin Eyes We Real Cool. Yeah, Well I Hope You Die. BANNERS And Love Thee After. Club Ten. Hellie 'a Brooklyn. Infidele. Scum. Tramps and Thieves. Twenty One. | |||||||
1. The Lady and the Tramp » reviewsSequel to TRAMPS AND THIEVES. Ch. 14: "That's some shiner you got there, toots."Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 7-4-08 - Jonathan C. & Ardeth B.2. Enchantress » reviewsAll her life, Hattie O'Connell has been able to manipulate people to do whatever she pleases. So why is this desert chieftain playing hard to get? If you've been waiting for a sister character who actually changes things in the plot of TM, here she is.Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-12-10 - Published: 12-9-10 - Ardeth B.3. And Love Thee After » reviewsOthello adapt. Ardeth has found happiness and love in his bride, Delphine. Evelyn is trapped in a marriage to Beni, but will her blossoming romance with Rick O'Connell be the key that saves Ardeth from Beni's revenge, or the catalyst for a vicious spiral?Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 2-3-08 - Ardeth B. & Beni G.4. The Neighbor reviewsBeni licked his lips and glanced at the wall. He took another sip before telling her: "Mostly, I listen to you." A Beni one-shot, just for his fans! Enjoy.Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-10 - Beni G. - Complete5. Tramps and Thieves » reviewsREVISED! Gretchen didn't want to go to Hamunaptra. She didn't even want to leave Cairo. But circumstances have thrown a rather worthless, selfish prostitute into the climactic clash of events during Imhotep's first resurrection.Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,056 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 7-5-05 - Ardeth B. & OíConnell, R. - Complete6. Hellie 'a Brooklyn » reviewsWhen David Jacobs falls for Spot Conlon's girl, he starts a fierce war between Manhattan and Brooklyn. Love and jealousy reign supreme: let the destruction begin. An Illiad adaptation.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,502 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 12-19-04 - David J. & Jack K. - Complete7. Things You Won't Remember in the Morning reviewsBut the drink's sung its lullabye, and when he wakes and he remembers...if he remembers...it will be no more than a dream. And I fancy bein' a good dream is another thing entirely from pretendin' to be his sweetheart. For the Fireplace Writing Challenge.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-13-08 - James N. - Complete8. Spades reviewsThis is mutiny.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-27-07 - Jack S. & Hector B. - Complete9. 9:00 AM reviewsA Gretchen drabblet. The morning after the night she meets Beni. The beginning of a beautiful...friendship? Relationship? Well, whatever it is.Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-07 - Beni G. - Complete10. Nobody Knows Anything reviewsone-shot. Specs has been paying close attention to Mush lately.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 8-9-07 - Specs & Mush - Complete11. Scum » reviewscomplete You just ain't the one we want, Higgins. You rat on Conlon and Kelly, and you're homefree. So how 'bout it? You wanna answer a few questions for me?Newsies - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,127 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 5-18-07 - Racetrack H. - Complete12. Addictive Personality reviewsone shot Spot, this has got to quit. You're spookin' me.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-27-07 - Spot C. - Complete13. Judas Syndrome reviewsone shot So this is why you didn't escape last night. You're a liar! You lied about everything!Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-07 - David J. & Jack K. - Complete14. Slow Spinning Redemption reviewsone shot So turn up the corners of your lips, part them and feel my fingertips. Trace the moment, for forever. Defenses paper thin, just one touch and I'll be in too deep now to ever swim against the current, so let me slip away.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-07 - Skittery - Complete15. Only the Constant reviewsone shot Gretchen begrudgingly helps a very inebriated Jonathan one night.Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-07 - Jonathan C. - Complete16. Since When Does Crutchy Get Laid? reviewsone shot. Newsies Challenge 3 Response Skittery and Blink hash out a Lodging House rumor over a cigar and a cobblestone.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-07 - Skittery & Kid Blink - Complete17. Golgotha » reviewscomplete Why in the world would Skittery want to kill Jack Kelly? Jealousy? A girl? A secret? Or was he just in a bad mood?Newsies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-16-07 - Published: 5-8-07 - Skittery - Complete18. The Broken Hallelujah reviewsone shot. Newsies Challenge 2 Response It's not a cry you can hear at night it's not somebody who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-13-07 - Racetrack H. & Skittery - Complete19. We Real Cool reviewsone shot we real cool. we left school. we lurk late. we strike straight. we sing sin. we thin gin...Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-07 - Complete20. The Proposition » reviewscomplete Mr. Kelly, I would like to give you fifteen hundred dollars...to be the father of my child.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 11-21-06 - Jack K. - Complete21. Yeah, Well I Hope You Die » reviewscomplete Drunk Delanceys, angry hookers, a sarcastic Kelly, and wisecracking Higgins. If you were Skittery, you'd be in a bad mood, too.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 5-4-05 - Skittery - Complete22. Quick Thinking reviewsone shot He may have always been the rugged soldier, but I was still the one with the way with words. And I have an accent. Yes. I'll always have the accent ...Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-06 - Beni G. & OíConnell, R. - Complete23. Piszkas Allat reviewsone shot I really, really should have known the minute the locked door groaned under the weight of a foot that I should get the hell out of there.Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-20-06 - Beni G. - Complete24. Virgin Eyes » reviewscomplete I can see you bein' old and regrettin' never doin' nothing over doin' something worth remembering. The rich girl newsie story you always hoped would be written.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 10-11-05 - Skittery - Complete25. Twenty One » reviewscomplete Part II. People don't just disappear from your life. Not sudden like that.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,989 - Reviews: 206 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 5-23-05 - Skittery & David J. - Complete26. Dirty Work reviewsone shot True it can be told, in Tortuga at least, that a whore's never so bad off as her customer. Giselle recalls the night she met Captain Jack.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-4-06 - Jack S. - Complete27. Wild reviewsone shot Chained to the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow realizes something he never knew before about Elizabeth Swann.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-2-06 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete28. Club Ten » reviewscomplete Part I. Club Ten. The scene every college boy was looking to hit. The girls there were ... goddesses, they said. The weird thing was, a guy never really knew who she was.Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 1-3-05 - Complete29. Empty Alibi reviewsone shot What kind of orphanage tattoos children? Rick's Legionnaire buddies get the real story out of him behind the Eye of Horus on his wrist.Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-05 - OíConnell, R. - Complete30. Russian Roulette reviewsone shot I saw a guy get blown away doin' this. Bored of poker, Spot, Jack, Race, Skittery, and Blink try a different game.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-25-05 - Racetrack H. & Spot C. - Complete31. I Remember She Was Smiling reviewsone shot Kid Blink isn't a one eyed newsie today. He is five again, and his mother is brushing her hair.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-16-05 - Kid Blink - Complete32. Dropping Cigarettes reviewsone shot In which Kid Blink asks Skittery for advice and learns ... nothing.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-8-05 - Skittery & Kid Blink - Complete33. Baby reviewsone shot Nobody calls him baby, nobody says 'I love you so.' Nobody calls him baby, I guess he'll never know.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-05 - Jack K. & Racetrack H. - Complete34. Cars on a Cable reviewsone shot If she wanted to survive, she'd have to let him go, even though the rest of her mundane existence would hardly be survival at all.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-13-05 - Skittery & Sarah J. - Complete35. Pretenses reviewsone shot I kissed Jack Kelly because they expected me to.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-2-05 - Sarah J. - Complete36. Infidèle » reviewscomplete I always hoped I'd see you again, Jack. Just not in bed with my wife.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Jack K. & David J. - Complete37. Dangerous Little Shivers reviewsone shot She'd made a mistake, but that mistake was NOT sleeping with Skittery.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-22-05 - Skittery - Complete38. Cheatin' reviewsone shot Nobody knew, of course. It simply wasn't right, doing that to a friend. Ha, friend. Sarah Jacobs was NOT her friend.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-8-05 - Jack K. - Complete39. They Had It Comin' reviewsone shot Warden Lewis E. Lawes of Sing Sing Prison sent a letter stating that over 69 percent of the current men in prison, over 2300 of them, had been newboys.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-23-05 - Complete40. Prince » reviewscomplete When people talk about Spot Conlon, they talk 'a Brooklyn. They talk 'a the Newsies Strike. But no one ever talks about Lucky, and there's a good reason for that.Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-13-05 - Published: 12-17-04 - Spot C. - Complete41. Lucky reviewsone shot Spot talks a little about his past, and future, as someone special lies in his arms.Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-15-04 - Spot C. - Complete42. Drunk Is A State Of Mind reviewsone shot Doesn't a man have a right to get drunk if he bloody well wants to! Doesn't a man have a right to forget? Doesn't he have the right to let go...for a while...?Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-20-04 - Jonathan C. - Complete43. On Pain of Death reviewsone shot Was I really so wrong? In the light of things, did Rick O'Connell really stand a chance of rescuing the damsel in distress, killing the bad guy and saving the world?Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-03 - Beni G. - Complete44. Of Gentlemen, Rogues, and Pirates reviewsone shot Elizabeth is getting married. But to whom?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-6-03 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
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