Call me Dani.

Sorry, had to start out my profile with that. Instinct.

Anyway, as you can see, I am Dani. I accept constructive criticism; it's one of the best things for a writer, and I know that.

I am very careful about my spelling and grammar, and I try to do my best.

Besides that, I won't say much about myself. I am a young Christian girl, so I won't put any swear words in my fanfics. Again, I'm still young. I'm very little-kiddish for my age. My friends think I am weird, which I am. So my fanfics might end up a little unrealistic, too.

I write pretty much everything. Angst, Friendship, Romance, Adventure.

There are two things I will not write, ever: Slash and incest. Never. I try to stay away from these things -- oh, I'm trying.

I love to read and write. It's just something I do.

One of the best fanfictions I have ever read:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5131903/1/No_Greater_Love

Name: You can call me Dani.

Gender: I am a female.

Age: Somewhere between 4 and 24.

Grade: Freshman.

Blog

August 12, 2009, 1:06pm

When I got back from camp, I could see my room was painted GREEN! I couldn't believe it -- I loved it! It was amazing...how did my parents know I wanted it GREEN?!

April 19, 2009 3:39pm

Still obsessed with Death Note. It's so weird. It came so quick, too.

April 02, 2009 7:46pm

NO. That was such a fast new obsession. I didn't even see it coming myself.

Death Note.

Ohhh, listen to my ramble. :o

March 06, 2009 6:44pm

Oh, no, not a new obsession. Yes, a new obsession. I am now hooked on The Lord of the Rings. XD I am currently writing a Merry and Pippin friendship fic, most probably a oneshot. Hope it's up soon.

February 15, 2009 10:34pm

This really hasn't been updated for a while. Man. Anyway, another braces update. My colors, which really aren't new now, are orange and red, for 86/274. I'm on hiatus for betareading at the moment, so I won't betaread ANYTHING. Sorry, guys. My stories will keep coming, trust me--but they will come on their own time. People, I do have a life, even when I say I don't, and my stories will be updated. But right now I really want to concentrate on just one-shots or updating slowly; one at a time. I'm working on a very important novel.

December 06, 2008 2:16pm

Hm. Haven't done this for a while. My braces are blue and red this time. Both top and bottom. LOL, I'm so obsessed with this whole KND pairings thing.

October 31, 2008 12:23pm

OH EM GEE TODAY IS HALLOWEEN! I LURV HALLOWEEN!! XD Guess what I'm gonna be for Halloween? Numbuh Three. I made the costume myself. It consists of black tights, green socks, sneakers, and of course--an oversized green sweatshirt. I borrowed it from my dad. And guess what? The sleeves even freakin' flop over my hands! XD

October 25, 2008 11:15am

MY PARENTS GOT ME A USHANKA!! I AM SO STOKED! I'M TOTALLY WEARING IT ON OUR TRIP TO SEATTLE TODAY!! W0000000000000000T!

October 20, 2008 7:27pm

I didn't go to school today. Didn't feel like it. -shrugs- Got my braces wire changed today. The colors on my brackets, too. They were brown and pink (Sonia/Lee colors) and I just changed it to orange and green. You know why I did. XD So yeah. Carry on...

October 15, 2008 10:39 am

It's 10:40 now, but I don't care. I'm currently sitting in my school library because it's sort of a free period for me, since I go up to the high school for 6th period and now it's sort of 6th period but not because we have those stupid weird half-day thing for conferences. -shakes fist at school board members- Anyways, I'm completely and totally bored. So I'm just messing around on fanfiction.net. Remember "Wally's Poem?" I wrote it ad hoc on a day like this--in about two seconds. Anyways, I'm really really really really really really really bored. So yeah.

p.s. Guess what? I finally got Ryan's name onto my profile! -does a happy dance-

September 27, 2008

There was a youth group sleepover I had last night. They called it the "Splash and Burn." We swam in the Steele's indoor pool, then we went out to the beach to burn marshmallows and search for crabs and make s'mores. It was so dark, we had to get out our flashlights...and we still couldn't see. I kept tripping over rocks. When we found crabs, we'd stick them on fire pokers and burn them, or throw the big ones straight into the fire. It was cool. Then we watched a stupid movie. After it was over, one of my friends told me that the whole time we were watching the movie, the stuck-up girls who think they're so awesome and great were talking about how I should shut up. -shakes fist in the air- Then in the morning, we ate like a lot of food, then went to the boys' sleeping area and yelled in their ears. So funny. They woke up, then complained about how we ate all the eggs and sausages. -shakes fist once more- But I had a lot of fun! Oh, btw...David's hair is really soft. XD And Tarren is fun to talk to. XD

September 18, 2008 12:22pm

Teeth...hurt...braces...yesterday...AGAIN!! ARGH! I can't believe I have to get braces all over again! First when I was nine...now this! I so cannot believe it! No freakin' way!

September 10, 2008 9:51am

Hey! I got back from my church about an hour ago. I was helping with the AWANA program there. I help with the Kindergarten Sparkies. I messed up big-time. Crud.

September 09, 2008 12:27pm

Right now I'm on a school computer, expertly dodging the all-seeing eyes of my school librarian. XD Oh, here she comes... kay, I'm back. She's occupied. Darn, gtg. This is way to risky. I'll blog again soon. Bye!

September 05, 2008 4:50pm

Oh, joy. I think I gave my computer a virus. Actually, you know what? Cut the "a". More like over 300. Dang it. And guess what? My dad installed like a million computer virus protecters onto this thing after I told him. And I'm still getting freakin' pop-ups. UGH.

September 03, 2008 5:21pm

School started today. Whoopie. When I walked into CHS to take math, because my school doesn't do Geometry, I felt like I was in a foreign country. It was the weirdest feeling. My little ten-year-old brother now goes to the same school as me, and it feels sort of strange. To me, I guess, he's still that seven-year-old little baby. I wonder how he'll take school. He hasn't been to school since kindergarten, and I wonder how he'll take all that stuff like swearing and going out and drugs, all that stuff that he doesn't hear being homeschooled. I think it would hit him--hard. He doesn't take that type of stuff as well as I do. He freaks out. I really don't know. Ah, I have an email. See you all soon! XD

August 23, 2008 12:34pm

Hey! I don't know if anyone is reading this, but I don't really care. It's just sorta fun to do. I've decided the add the time so I can write in this a few more times a day. I'm going on vacation tonight, so don't expect me to update anything (not that I have been). I still have that cold. It stinks that I'm going on vacation with a cold. I was sick last vacation, too, and during camp. But I pity the kid from my church who went home from camp with a pulled muscle in his chest and a fever of like 104 degrees. While I'm gone, review! They really do help the updates along, if you believe it. I really thought my word problems would get at least one review--but thanks to the user who added me to their story alert. I will update, don't you worry! And bsc9999 is out!

August 22, 2008

Peace out! Hey, I'm back with this blog...thing. I've got nothing to say, soooooooo...see ya, peoples!! XD

August 21, 2008

Yo! I decided to make a blog, because I'm sick and I'm bored. I have a cold and I don't feel any good. XP Anyways, I'll be gone from August 23rd to August 31st in vacation with my family. I don't know why I said that. People, just ignore that. Anyways...yesterday I went to church for a meeting because I help out with younger kids. After that, I watched a movie with my youth group, also at church, and got home at, like, eleven. I had loads of fun. My friends Anna, Megan, David and I went through a lot of popcorn and soda. XD I'm sick now. Maybe that's from dancing in the cold rain last night. I don't think I should've done that now. XD Or maybe I had too much ice cream. XD See you guys later.

You can find me here:

My YouTube profile: www.youtube.com/user/jesterisawesome

My Facebook (which you will have to find on your own...I'm not telling you my name!)

My Neopets: http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=bsc9999

http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=trash_is_telekinetic

My blog: http://thisisrealstupid.blogspot.com/

My DeviantArt profile: http://www.numbuh9494.deviantart.com/

My Dare to Be a Daniel: My username is L Lawliet

My aliases on some other sites: Numbuh 9.494, trash_is_telekinetic, JatDluvr, bsc9_9_9_9, kacheek1_2_3, nico_the_ghost_king_fan, gotta_love_those_stoll_bros, Numbuh9494, matt-plus-inez-4eva, Dani, Danielle, jesterisawesome, For I Am...The Tommy!, L Lawliet, Lampy

Favorite TV shows:

Cyberchase

Jane and the Dragon

Veggie Tales

Codename: Kids Next Door

Death Note

Phineas and Ferb

Glee

Music: I don't do music (if ya know what I mean)

Movies:

The Brave Little Toaster 1, 2, and 3

The Chronicles of Narnia (both of them)

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

The Alvin and the Chipmunks Movie

Clifford's Really Big Movie

Kung-Fu Panda

The Lion King 1 1/2

Finding Nemo

Cars

Meet the Robinsons

A Bug's Life

Toy Story 1 and 2

Left Behind

The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring, the Two Towers, the Return of the King...all of them.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Playing the Piano, the Internet

Things I love:

Reading

Life in general

Writing

Going crazy

Good books

Laughing REALLY, REALLY hard

Things I hate the most:

People who think they're better than everybody

Shopping

Reruns of annoying TV episodes

A bad book

Stupid Twilight and Stupid Twilight fangirls

Slash, Incest...

Quotes from my life:

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't." ~me

"People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was." ~me

"If I were me, (which I am), i would..." ~me

"What ze hecko?" ~my friend Anna

"When all else fails...blow it up." ~me

"If blowing it up doesn't work...roll it over with a bus." ~me

"Did you have coffee this morning?" ~guy from my school named John

"No." ~me, in answer to John.

"You and me are just friends. If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump off a bridge, then you'd better know how to swim." ~a text message my friend got from a guy named Jason

"Dad, what happens when you're scared half to death twice?" ~me

"Oh em gee, like, Santa Claus is a stalker." ~me

"Don't call me a geek, or I'll whack you with my lightsaber." ~me

"One day, I'm going to figure out how to kill people with my brain. Through the internet." ~Really, I don't know where this is from...but it pwns.

"Ve are ze fairy peas, we like to eat strawberry cheese. Ve are ze fairy peas of Christmas!" ~VeggieTales The Star of Christmas

"Oh, and could you make me a birdhouse or something?" ~Jason, Camp Rock

"We're dead! We survived, but we're dead!" ~Dash, The Incredibles

"Hey, look. 'Es-CA-pay'. I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape.'" ~Dory, Finding Nemo

"I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eatin' machine. If I want to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food." ~Fish Friendly Shark Pledge, Finding Nemo

(Bruce has rediscovered his taste for blood—and fish.)
"INTERVENTION!!" ~Chum and Anchor, Finding Nemo

"No...it's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick! A splinter!" ~Slim, A Bug's Life

"Fly away, Stanley. Be free!" ~Fillmore, Cars

"It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!" ~Woody, Toy Story

"How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!" ~Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

(After crashing through the Gift Shop window) Hey, are those souvenir hats? I'll take two. ~Knightbrace, Codename: Kids Next Door

(Floating down to Earth with Sector V by parachute after she blew up the plane) "Of all the stupid people in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidliest! It's like you're trying to win a stupid contest but you're to stupid to take the stupidity test!!" ~Numbah 86, Codename: Kids Next Door

"You idiot! I was this close to getting the Delightful Children's plans! And you attacked me from out of nowhere! Whose side are you on anyways? I'm ashamed to call you a girl. I never thought a girl would be so stupid. You are by far the most idiotic person I have ever, ever met!" ~Numbuh 362

"C'mon, babies, stop crying, please? Look, I'm dancing around like a moron!" ~Numbuh One, Codename: Kids Next Door

"I'm...a pervert?" ~L

"He who moves first always wins." ~L

"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40." ~L

"An eye for an eye, my friend." ~L

"It'll be lonely, won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon." ~L

"To Mello, it's like playing a videogame against me, I think. 'See who gets to Kira, the last boss, first." ~Near

"Matt... I didn't mean for you to get killed... I'm so sorry..." ~Mello (this actually made me cry. No, really.)

Favorite Dialouge Quotes:

Me (running over to friend Anna): Anna! It's not raining anymore! (wails)
Anna: Uh...okay...
Peter: Are you okay?
Me: (jumps up and down, still talking rapidly) I mean, it was raining and I was like running around and dancing and stuff and now it's not!
Josh: Maybe we should pin her hands up against the stone pillars and knock her head against the concrete. Maybe we can get the brain back in the right way...
Me: Never mind! I'm okay!
~Me, my friend Anna, and Peter and his teenage brother Josh at my church, Westwood Baptist Church

Po (pointing to a punch-bag thingy): "How about this?"
Master Shifu: "That? We use that to train children. And to prop the door open when it's hot."
~Kung-Fu Panda

Marlin: How many stripes do I have?
Nemo: I'm fine!
Marlin: Answer the stripe question!
Nemo: Three.
Marlin: No! See?! Something's wrong with you! I have one, two... three? That's all I have?
~Finding Nemo

Marlin: No no no, he's my son. He was taken by these divers.
Anchor: Humans. Think they own everything.
Chum: Probably AMERICAN!
~Finding Nemo

Lightning McQueen: He won three Piston Cups!
Mater: He did what in his cup?!
~Cars

Filmore: (looking at a stoplight blinking yellow) I'm tellin' ya, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge: The '60s weren't good to you, were they?
~Cars

Sign: Toy Car Story

Woody YOU! ARE A TOY CAR!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

Hamm: I hate to break up the road rally, guys, but: THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O'CLOCK!

Mack: Oh boy! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' you, he's one great actor!

Sign: Monster Trucks Inc.

Mike: We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sulley: But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble! She needs our help!

Mike: You're still not listening! (Looks behind Sulley, who turns around)
Abominable Snowplow: Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow Cone?

Mack: Oh boy! That Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian.

Sign: A Bug's Life

Flik: Circus cars!? How can you be circus cars!?
P.T. Flea: These are the lousiest circus cars in the world. And they're gonna make me rich!

Mack: Wait a minute. They're just using the same actor over and over again!! What kind of a cut-rate production is this!?
~Cars

Max: (Sits, hears a sharp crack) Either I broke Dad's wand, or I cracked my butt knuckle.
Justin: I don't think there's a such thing as a "butt knuckle."
~Wizards of Waverly Place, episode Crazy Ten-minute Sale

Mr. Potato Head: (Mr. Potato Head has put his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reflects a famous Picasso work)Hey Hamm, look at me! I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!
~Toy Story

Hamm: So where are you from, Hong Kong? Singapore?
Buzz: Well no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
long pause
Mr. Potato Head: I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.
~Toy Story

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y! TOY!
Buzz: Excuse me, but I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.
~Toy Story

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh great, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!
~Toy Story

Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
Squeaky Aliens: pointing up The Claw!
1st Alien: The Claw is our master.
2nd Ailen: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: Oh, this is ludicrous.
~Toy Story

(Channel-surfing)
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm already in the 40's. Gotta go around the horn, it's faster.
~Toy Story 2

Bruce: Okay, now what's your problem?
Marlin: (Looking nervous) Problem? I don't have a problem.
Bruce: Okay then.
Bruce, Chum, Anchor: Denial.
~Finding Nemo

Justin: First I was kicked out of Biology because I wasn't on the class list. Now my friends don't remember me...(points at Alex) What did you do?
Alex: Why do you always assume that I did it?
Justin: Did you?
Alex: Yes.
~Wizards of Waverly Place, episode Justin's Little Sister

Numbuh 4: It's too quiet.
Numbuh 3: No, it's three quiet.
Numbuh 4: Three quiet? What the crud does that mean?
Numbuh 3: It's one more than too quiet.
~Codename: Kids Next Door, Operation: ZERO

Numbuh 4: We've been on tons of missions! We're practically veterinarians!
Numbuh 2: Veterans.
Numbuh 4: That too.
~Codename: Kids Next Door, Operation: INTERVIEWS

Numbuh 2: (Narrating) Her voice was like a thousand violins...
Numbuh 86: HOAGIE GILLIGAN!
Numbuh 2: (Narrating) ... being played by a monkey.
~Codename: Kids Next Door, Operation: PINK-EYE

Toilenator: I don't always ruin all your plans.
Mr. Boss: What about the time you let Numbuh 1 into our headquarters when his only disguise was a shirt that said 'I am not Numbuh 1'?
Toilenator: It was so convincing...
~Codename: Kids Next Door, unknown episode

Frodo: I will take it! I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though... I do not know the way.
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear.
Aragorn: If, by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fates of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
(Sam appears from behind some bushes.)
Sam: Here! And Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me!
Elrond: No, indeed! It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret Council and you are not.
(Merry and Pippin run into the Council meeting)
Merry: Oi! We're coming too! You'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing.
Merry: Well that rules you out, Pip.
Elrond: Nine companions... So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Great. Where are we going?
~The Fellowship of the Ring

Sam: It's me. It's your Sam. Don't you know your Sam?
Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo; the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end... because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going... because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
~The Two Towers

Sam: I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales.
Frodo: What?
Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, "Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring," and they’ll say, "Yes, that’s one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, Dad?" "Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that’s saying a lot."
Frodo: You left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was being serious.
Frodo: So was I.
~The Two Towers

Misa: "I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."
~Death Note

Light: "What was it?"
L: "Matsuda's acting stupid again."
Light: "Well, that is his speciality."
Matsuda: "I can hear you, ya know..."
~Death Note

Misa: "Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight?"
Light: "Wh-What are you talking about...?"
Misa: "Hahaha! Just kidding! You're saving me for after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it!"
L: "Yes, Light. There's no need to be shy."
Light: "I'm not being shy!"
L: "No need to be so serious either."

~Death Note

Lampy : Hey, I've got an idea! We can all get on top of the bed, and Kirby can push us!... No, no, no... Hey! What about the master's pogo stick?... No, no, no... Hey! Why don't we get the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull?... No, no, no... Hey!
The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!
Toaster, Kirby: SHUT UP!
The Radio: Let somebody else try for a change!
(makes everyone stand on top of Blanky)
The Radio: Arise, Hassan, arise, 'O' magic carpet...
~The Brave Little Toaster

You know you're obsessed with Codename: Kids Next Door when...

1.) You never want to turn thirteen

2.) The colors you get on your braces correspond with your favorite KND pairings

3.) You've dubbed yourself as an operative and placed yourself in a Sector

4.) Whenever you see a teenager you freak out

5.) You're a teenager and you believe that you have no idea what I'm talking about

6.) You're a teenager and you don't remember any of your friends or your childhood memories

7.) You try to make S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.S.

8.) You're shocked that Operation: Z.E.R.O. didn't win a Best Picture award

9.) You can correspond with everything on this list

Copy-and-paste this into your profile if you're obsessed, and add your username to this list: bsc9999