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CaffieneKitty
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since: 04-19-06, id: 1031896, Profile edited: 03-28-08
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Author has written 47 stories for Supernatural.

~stuff about me~

Hi, I've been here over a year and a half now, but am still rather new to fanfic. I'm working on some stuff right now. Hopefully it'll be tolerable. I've generally got a rhinohide ego when it comes to fiction critiquing. As long as there is a why you think my story sucks, and maybe a suggestion on how to fix it or make it better, I'm cool.

I'm generally scant on free time and am a procrastinator, so postings from me will likely be infrequent or at least irregular. I will do my best to commit to a regular schedule on multi-part fic and not leave people hanging, but sometimes life has very different plans. Arg.

What else... I am frighteningly addicted to Supernatural. I hope the series goes on for years. Um... Anything else you want to know, I suppose you can ask me.

~stuff about my stories~

General Notes:

Nothing I write will contain slash. Nothing wrong with slash, I just don't want it in my brain for Supernatural. :-) Also, if you spot a Mary-Sue in anything I have written, let me know so I can slay the pernicious cow.

Update Notes:

"Between a Quantum Rock and a Hard Place": Supernatural/Doctor Who Crossover. I have a framework for the entire story, and latter scenes are fleshing out nicely. Part 3 is UP!! More will come when it comes. No set update schedule, because fate hates me.

I also have an entry up called "Conversations" which has more than one chapter which is being updated very irregularly. It will never be marked complete, but each "Chapter" is a complete thing on its own. It's a bunch of unconnected dialogue-only conversations between Sam and Dean that don't seem to come connected with a larger story. There is no update schedule for this one, just whenever one of these conversations pops up and won't get out of the way so I can work on other things, I'll stick it in here. Number four "Coping with Weirdness" is kind of surreal, so if you don't like that kind of thing, skip it. Number eight "The Effanineffable Secret" is what comes before the independant entry "Born into a Bad Litter"

Current Status: Oh looky! All the scene seperators in everything I've ever posted have disappeared! I was really looking for a reason to go back and whack around the code on my old entries. Yeah, right. Well, I'll be adjusting that when possible, but it's going to be a low priority, I'm afraid. So if you go into my old stuff for a while and find it confusing, that's why. New stuff I'm posting should be okay; I loathe the hard rule seperators and find them distracting as hell, but what can ya do, right? Anyway, WIP in progress as above, still have stuff I've been working on since the Season 1 finale, and if I didn't have to waste time doing things like working, I'd be writing fanfic for Supernatural until at least 2018. Not sure when anything will be posted, though. Stay tuned!

Notes on "The Toaster Incident" have been moved to my shiny new LJ page (where all the seperators are fine and dandy, thank you very much!) I've re-posted everything I've written so far there. I'll be posting anything new both here and on my LJ simultaneously with a few exceptions. Sometimes the format of the LJ version will differ slightly from the version posted here (different text formatting, graphics) and I will note any stories where this is the case here.

Entries with different LJ Versions:
- "Keepaway" posted March 19th 2007: Minor text formatting differences which may make it easier to follow.
- "The Effanineffable Secret" posted June 24th 2007: LJ version includes a graphic at the end.
- "Dean's Daily Affirmations" posted August 26, 2007: LJ version is entirely in graphic format, and has a doodle.
- "Between a Quantum Rock and a Hard Place-Part 1" Posted September 20, 2007: LJ version has slightly extended A/N at the end.
- "When the Fiddler Stops - Part 1", "Part 2" and "Part 3"Posted September 27-30, 2007: LJ version has extended A/N at the end of each part, and a link to a reference screencap for the OC's

Things only on my LJ page that readers might be interested in:
- "Comicommentary: Supernatural Origins Issue #2" is something completely different. It is ONLY up at my LiveJournal. It isn't fiction, really, it's a fictionalized DVD-style commentary by Sam and Dean about the second issue of the SPN:Origins comic book, and has a lot of graphics. SPOILERS for the comic and pretty much all of season 1 and 2.
- "Comicommentary: Supernatural Origins Issue #4" as above, except it's for issue number four.
- "Heads With No Names" is a SPN/Highlander (movie) crossover I wrote for the online Supernatural Fan convention Win_Non_Con Crossover challenge. I haven't posted it to fanfiction.net because it's not that good; it was written in about two hours and has no real point. Listing it here though it case anyone wants to read it anyway.

Translations: There are translations available for the following stories, thanks to you translators!
Laundry Day - Translation into Russian (Downloadable Cyrillic text file) by Pusha/mwtiz
Keepaway - Translation into Russian by Lidia/lidia-elf on LJ
The Toaster Incident - Translation into Russian by Lidia/lidia-elf on LJ




1. Conversations » reviews
Snippets of unconnected conversations, mostly between Sam and Dean, mostly prepilot. The 4th one is... bizarre. So is the 8th, and 9th. All GEN.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 7-28-06
2. Between a Quantum Rock and a Hard Place » reviews
Two worlds are colliding and the future of both universes depends on the Winchester boys, stranded in a time not their own, and two people in a strange little blue box. Doctor Who Crossover. WIP. SPOILERS Up to Supernatural 3.01 and Doctor Who 3.10.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 9-20-07
3. The Birth and Untimely Demise of Dean's First Suit reviews
There's a time in nearly every boy's life when he gets his first suit... and a time in a few boys' lives where that suit lasts less than a day. Dean is 21 and Sam is 17.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08
4. Fish is a FourLetter Word reviews
Dean meets sushi. Sushi wins.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08
5. Lunchmeat and Lore reviews
The boys make sandwiches for the road. Dean is 10 and a third and Sam is barely 6
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08
6. Sometimes a Room is Just a Room reviews
The Winchesters have always gotten the weird hotel rooms. Kidfic, Johncentric.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
7. Boldly Going, Going, Gone reviews
Dean and William Shatner's Cursed Hairpiece. CRACK.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 12-6-07
8. Quatloos to Gummy Bears reviews
A scene written for the prompt: Sam and Dean go to a convention, cursed fan item, auction. COMPLETE
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 12-6-07
9. Monstrosity reviews
SPOILERS FOR 3X07 Internal view of certain events for a character in 3X07
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-19-07
10. A Kind Word and a Smile reviews
Missing Scene for 3X07. SPOILER
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-16-07
11. Ugly Yellow Blanket reviews
Missing or alternate scene for Episode 3X05 SPOILERS OneShot. Complete.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07
12. Fundamental Studies in Samcology reviews
PreStanford. Everyone needs to take a break sometime.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-29-07
13. Disobliging Ways reviews
SPOILERS FOR 3.03 Curiousity has brought many a downfall... Rated T for safety, contains one bad word.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
14. Seasons Change and So Do I reviews
SPOILERS FOR 3.01. Tying together some completely unrelated things from Episode 3.01 to make crack.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 10-5-07
15. When the Fiddler Stops » reviews
All Hell breaks loose at the Roadhouse. An AU missing scene for AHBL1 with Ash and Ellen. Rated T for Language, Violence and Death. COMPLETE
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 9-27-07
16. Dead Man's Boots reviews
Just because you've shot something absolutely dead, doesn't mean it can't still ruin your life. Rated T for safety: disturbing themes and scenes.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 9-12-07
17. Dean's Daily Affirmations reviews
Diary format. Sam wants Dean to work on improving his selfesteem. Dean is not thrilled. Post Season 2 finale.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
18. Bobby and the Escort reviews
Bobby has an unusual customer. Totally not what you're thinking. Sheer cathartic crack.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-21-07
19. Three Unconnected Drabbles reviews
DRABBLES: Sam, Dean, the car, sleeping, stealing large things, and musical choices. Set at various times, third one is post season 2 finale, so spoilers for season 2 finale.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-24-07
20. Born Into a Bad Litter reviews
AU retelling of a scene from Born Under a Bad Sign. Crack.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 7-4-07
21. Boys 'N Berry Jam reviews
A contemplative sequence of late summery vignettes, stuck together with jam. The boys are 8 and 4. John POV
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07
22. It's All About You, Isn't It reviews
DRABBLE: SPOILER FOR EPISODE 2.21 The YellowEyed Demon muses about something.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07
23. Differences Of Opinion reviews
TWO DRABBLES. Conversation format. Two differences of the same opinion about the movie Serenity SPOILER FOR SERENITY
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 4-24-07
24. Hunter's Point reviews
Dean thinks about stuff. Spoilers. Missing Scene from 2.17 Heart. Complete
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-24-07 - Published: 3-24-07
25. Weapon Maintenance Mantra reviews
DRABBLE. Lessons instilled in childhood last a lifetime.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-07
26. Keepaway reviews
A phone call to Bobby. SPOILERS for episodes 2.14 and 2.15 Alternate missing scene...
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07
27. Desperate Times reviews
DRABBLE Snow, a remote cabin and small arms fire.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 2-22-07
28. Prospecting reviews
SPOILER FOR TALL TALES Dean's introduction to a certain publication. Boys as kids, John's POVish
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07
29. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
Hypothetical Missing scene for Season 2 Episode Hunted. Probably AU, all things considered. POV Ava. Complete
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 2-7-07
30. When Not to Use a 'Key' reviews
Missing Scene from 'Scarecrow', with reference to Season 2 episode 'Hunted'. Drabbley.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-16-07
31. Rival Siblingry reviews
Some things are universally constant where siblings are concerned. Monster cam missing scene from Salvation. POV Meg
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 1-5-07
32. The Film reviews
An unexpected find triggers some holiday reminiscences for Dean and Sam. Unabashed Seasonal schmoop ahoy!
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06
33. Buy a Logical Clock reviews
Bad things can happen when vampires get to a certain age. Totally weird. Rated T for safety, some blood and gore.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06
34. Freefall reviews
Quiet, introspective, melancholy stuff about Dean. Ficlet.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-10-06
35. November 24, 2005 reviews
Sheer sentimental nonsense. Ficlet. Gen.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 11-20-06
36. One Second More reviews
Spoilers for Season 2. Missing scene for Simon Said, POV Dean on the hill. Drabbleish. Probably half a hundred versions of this on the 'net by now, heh.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-27-06
37. Transitions reviews
Dean's thoughts. A little postep tag for Season 2 Episode 1 In My Time Of Dying Spoilers
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-7-06 - Published: 10-7-06
38. Why Sam is Taller than Dean reviews
Little Dean and Baby Sammy fluffiness, John's POV. Oneshot, complete.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-20-06 - Published: 9-20-06
39. Evil Help is Hard to Find reviews
Every big evil bad guy has to have some incompetent henchthings. Missing Scene for Devil's Trap, sort of. POV The Demon. A bit silly. Oneshot, complete.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06
40. Subtlety is for the Living reviews
Missing Scene or Alternate view of one small bit of the Pilot. POV Constance Welch. Oneshot, Complete.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 9-10-06
41. One Step Behind reviews
POEM. A summary view into John's mind over a year of tracking the Demon on his own.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 8-4-06
42. Laundry Day » reviews
The Winchester boys do their laundry. Sounds boring, doesn't it? COMPLETE
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,159 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 5-15-06
43. The Toaster Incident reviews
The man can barely work a toaster. Oneshot pastficlet of John W. vs appliance.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-06
44. Dear John reviews
What else did Elkins' letter say?
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-8-06 - Published: 5-8-06
45. Tag for Devil's Trap reviews
Crappy title, I know. Tag for Devil's Trap MASSIVE SPOILERS.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06
46. Miles, Time, Music, Tears and Blood reviews
Any car becomes a member of the family... A series of small scenes involving the Winchester family vehicle.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06
47. Window Shades reviews
A little vignette. Set a few months after the flashback scenes in Something Wicked. My first posting, and the bloody thing's from John's POV, bleh.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-23-06 - Published: 4-23-06
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