Check here for Author notes: ("Your Guardian Angel" a new W.I.T.C.H. story has been posted. Check it out, and review! "Betrothed" has been updated. Hope you like Chapter 4 and remember to review! "Sweet Seduction" is going to be redone, so keep checking back to see when I post it. I will also be posting a new W.I.T.C.H. one-shot soon.)

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Favorite movies: All the Harry Potters (I'm totally obsessed, especially with the very sexy Tom Felton!!), Star Wars, all the Acceleracers, Aladdin, Spiderman, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Notebook, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, A Walk to Remember.

Favorite shows: I am totally obsessed with Fruits Basket right now, lol!! Sonic X, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Nevada), Danny Phantom

Favorite artists/bands: Boys Like Girls, RBD, Panic @ the disco, Fall Out Boy, 30 Seconds to Mars, Daughtry, Ne-yo, Nelly, Santana, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K, Maroon 5,The Click Five, Savage Garden, I think that's enough, but there's a lot more! (I HATE country music!)

Favorite school subjects: math, lunch (lol! mostly to talk to friends!)

Least favorite school subjects: English, Social Studies

Enjoys: reading fanfiction, cooking, running, riding my bike, going to the beach (live on the coast! That rocks!), hanging with friends, shopping!

Dislikes: preppy people, racist people and cats

Favorite couples:

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione (love this one!), maybe Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny (I don't read those, I just like that pairing if it's in a story that isn't Harry/Hermione.) and, now my new favorite pairing Severus Snape/Lily. (Snape had such a tragic life hasn't he? It would have been so sweet if they had ended up together. :-D )

W.I.T.C.H.: Cornelia/Caleb (they rock! Nobody should try to break these two apart. They were meant for each other!), Will/Matt, Taranee/Nigel, Hay Lin/Eric

Star Wars: Padme/Anakin, Han Solo/Leia

Fruits Basket: Kyo/Tohru, Hatori/Kana, Kisa/Hiro, Hatsuharu "Haru"/ Isuzu "Rin," Yuki/Machi, Shigure/Akito

Danny Phantom: Sam/Danny

Lilo and Stitch: David/Nani

Acceleracers: Karma/Taro (love this one!), Lani/Vert, Karma/Kurt, Karma/Nolo, Lani/Nolo,

CSI (Nevada): Sara/Greg, Sara/Nick, Sara/Grissom

Stories I've written:

I Will Love You Always (Lilo and Stitch) Rated:K+

Just something I think should have been at the end of Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch. David x Nani -Completed

If You Only Knew (Harry Potter) Rated:T

Harry and Hermione love each other, but the other one doesn’t know it. Will they finally have the courage to tell each other or not? What will happen when Hermione thinks that Harry likes Ginny? HarryHermione -Completed

Far Away (Harry Potter) Rated:T

Songfic to Nickelback’s ‘Far Away.’ Harry has to go and fight in the war against Voldermort. After not hearing from Harry for months, Hermione wonders if he will come back. HarryHermione -Completed

Betrothed (Harry Potter) Rated:K+

AU. Harry Potter is a prince from the kingdom of Hogwarts, betrothed to the princess of Beauxbatons, Hermione Granger. They both met when they were 5, but don't remember much. What will happen 12 years later when they meet in the woods? HarryHermione -In-Progress

My Secret Love (Harry Potter) Rated:T

Somebody is secretly in love with Harry. Who is it? Does he return the feelings? -Completed

Their Love (W.I.T.C.H.) Rated:T

CxC Caleb has to go off and fight in a war for Meridian. What does Caleb have to ask Cornelia before he leaves? Also, after their first time together, something happens to Cornelia. What is it? -Completed

When You're Mad (Harry Potter) Rated:T

Songfic to Neyo's When You're Mad. Draco, Harry, and Ron go on a mission and of couse, Hermione's mad that they left without her. Something also happens to Draco on the mission. What is it? DracoHermione -Completed

Organized Confusion (Harry Potter) Rated:K+

Ginny “persuades” Hermione to ask Draco the 4 questions of True Love, according to Teen Witch Weekly. What are Draco’s answers to the questions? DracoHermione -Completed

Being the Person I am (Harry Potter) Rated:T

On the day the war begins, Draco Malfoy a letter to his secret love, Hermione Granger. The only problem is that it was never supposed to reach her. Dramione romance. -Completed Sequel will be out soon!!

You and I (Harry Potter) Rated:K

Hermione's thoughts about her secret love. Oneshot. - Completed

Opposites Attract : Draco and Hermione (Harry Potter) Rated:K

A comparison of Draco to Hermione. Are they really that different? Oneshot. - Completed

My Last Thoughts (Harry Potter) Rated:T

A poem about Hermione's last thoughts on Earth. - Completed

Sweet Seduction (W.I.T.C.H.) Rated:M

How long will it take Caleb and Cornelia to realize that their dreams are about to become reality? CalebxCornelia romance.

Your Guardian Angel (W.I.T.C.H.) Rated:T

Song-fic to The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus's "Your Guardian Angel." Caleb and Cornelia romance! Basically, you have to read it to find out what it's about. I don't want to give anything away! - Completed

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Favorite Lines :

Jack Sparrow: after Will draws his sword Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? - Pirates of the Caribbean

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. - Pirates of the Caribbean

Elizabeth is being laced into a corset
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Pirates of the Caribbean

Hermione: after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: annoyed I meant me!) - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: shouts You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose
Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: running away Quick! Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, brilliant! - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

after being "attacked" by Buckbeak the hippogriff
Malfoy: You're going to regret this.
Hagrid: Class dismissed.
Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken. - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

"Oh, come on, Harry," said Hermione, suddenly impatient. "It’s not Quidditch that’s popular, it’s you! You’ve never been more interesting, and frankly, you’ve never been more fancible!" (HBP)

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

"...And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too," Hermione added as an afterthought.
"But I don't think you're ugly."(OotP)

"HERMIONE!"
Harry fell to his knees beside her as Neville crawled rapidly toward her from under the desk, his wand held up in front of him. ...
A whine of panic was preventing him from thinking properly. He had one hand on Hermione's shoulder, which was still warm, yet he did not dare look at her properly. 'Don't let her be dead, don't let her be dead, it's my fault if she's dead...'...
"Hermione," Harry said at once, shaking her as the baby-headed Death Eater blundered out of sight again. "Hermione, wake up..." ...
"Dat's a pulse, Harry, I'b sure id is..."
Such a powerful wave of relief swept through Harry that for a moment he felt light-headed.(OotP)

Bye, Harry!" said Hermione, and she did something she had never done before, and kissed him on the cheek. (GoF)

Krum was at the front of the party, accompanied by a pretty girl in blue robes Harry didn't know. ... His eyes fell instead on the girl next to Krum. His jaw dropped.
It was Hermione.
But she didn't look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material, and she was holding herself differently, somehow - or maybe it was merely the absense of the twenty or so books she usually had slung over her back. ... Harry couldn't understand how he hadn't spotted it before. (GoF)

Jack Sparrow: Oh bugger.

Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
(sees Jack being chased)
Will Turner: Never mind! Let's go!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing at all. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Jack Sparrow: Dirt... this is a jar of dirt...
Tia Dalma: Yes...
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: No.
Tia Dalma: Then, it helps.

Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked PIRATES!

Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.

Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No, no, it is not a dream.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. 'Cause if this were a dream... there'd be rum.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner (hands him a bottle of rum)

Jack Sparrow: (to Norrington) What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

Norrington My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

Gil Grissom: I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts.
Captain Jim Brass: Sound familiar?

Gil Grissom: It was in the days of public hangings that people first noticed that men would get erections and sometimes even ejaculate. They called it "The Killer Orgasm."

after telling Grissom something that Grissom already knows
Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.

Sara Sidle: So relax and lie down on your back.
Greg Sanders: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.
beat
Greg Sanders: That was a different dream.

Gil Grissom: Greg!
Greg Sanders: Yeah.
Gil Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks.
Greg Sanders: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.
Gil Grissom: Your mother's maiden name was Hojem? Hojem is Norwegian, right?
Greg Sanders: That's right and you know my grandfather was tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married. To this day he still tells me "Som man reder sa ligger man".
long pause
Greg Sanders: One must lie in the bed one has made.

Greg Sanders: Hey Catherine, you think Sara would go to dinner with me?
Catherine Willows: Sure, as long as you don't tell her it's a date.

Gil Grissom: Repeat after me. Silk, silk, silk.
Nick Stokes: Silk, silk, silk.
Gil Grissom: What do cows drink?
Nick Stokes: Milk.
Gil Grissom: Cows drink water. They produce milk.

Captain Jim Brass: What are you doing after work?
Gil Grissom: More work.

Greg Sandersabout orthodontia I had it all - palate expander, braces, retainer, headgear. Five years of torture, but worth every penny, don't you think?

Sara Sidle: Clothing, 85. Earrings, 30. Latte, 4. Getting away with murder...
Gil Grissom: Priceless.

about an elastic plastic
Gil Grissom: What's it found in?
Hodges:Greg-Sanders-wear.

talking to a suspect about a broken mirror at the crime scene
Sara Sidle: You know that's seven years bad luck.

Captain Jim Brass:More like seven to ten.

Gil Grissom: Sara, do you have any duct tape in your kit?
Sara Sidle: Yeah. It's what I use to hold it together.

Captain Jim Brass:an accused perp bends over to be searched You better save that position for later, you'll need it where you're going.

laughing That's classic!

Greg Sanders: For the record, I really like having a penis.

Catherine: looking at a surveillance video of a teenage boy in an elevator You crack this kid's head open, all that would come out would be T&A.
Greg Sanders: I think you said that about me once.
Catherine:Actually, more than once.

Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

Gil Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?
Greg Sanders: Weird, ha?
Gil Grissom:Well, I race cockroaches!

Grissom notices something in the desert and starts to walk away from a crime scene.
Jim:Where's he going?
Catherine:Let's just hope he stops.

Nick Stokes: You need to get a girlfriend.
David:I'm engaged, but thank you.

Nick StokesArchie was talking to Nick about a Star Trek episode. You need a girlfriend.
Archie:You first.

liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth.
Sara Sidle: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg Sanders: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.

Warrick: Let me guess, you ran the DNA and got a hit?
Greg Sanders: No.
Gil Grissom:: You ran the DNA and something distinctive came up?
Greg Sanders: No.
Warrick: You rolled out of bed and managed to dress yourself?
Greg Sanders: No.

Catherine: Lovers and co-workers, that never works.

Catherine: What kind of perverse game are you playing here, Gil?
Gil Grissom:I'm not a pervert.

Sara Sidle: I think this print dust is getting to me. Would you mind finishing up the fridge?
Greg Sanders: Do I get a gold star?

Sara Sidle: I was really into gold stars when I was a kid.
Greg Sanders: As opposed to now?

Catherine: How about the grill marks?
Hodges:Oh, yeah, I'll run it through the hot dog appliances database.

Catherine: Hey, you.
Warrick: Hey.
Catherine: How uh... are you holding up?
Warrick: I'm fine.
Catherine: You sure?
Warrick: Yeah.
Catherine: ...you're in the women's bathroom.

Warrick: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Gil Grissom:The winner?

Gil Grissom: to Hodges. So you're saying our killer had metal balls?