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since	: 07-07-03, id: 414511, Profile Updated: 11-28-10

Author has written 19 stories for X-Files, Stargate: SG-1, and Lone Gunmen.

PRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter (Aw hell, call me campy.)

Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal. Any and all feedback is acceptable, ESPECIALLY flames. I love verbal abuse. Bring it on.

Spy on my fannish activity via:

- campyspornshack onTwitter
- campylobacter on Tumblr
- campylobacter on LiveJournal
- campylobacter on Dreamwidth
- campyspornshack on DeviantArt

Being an equal-opportunity pervert, I'm proud to be a multi-shipper who'll read het, femslash, manslash, & multiples fanporn.

I love love love:

- Stargate SG-1 (especially Daniel/Vala & Jack/Daniel)
- The X-Files
- The Lone Gunmen
- Stargate Atlantis (McShep FTW!)
- Farscape
- Firefly
- Doctor Who (mostly Classic Who, still trying to catch up on New Who)
- Star Wars
- Star Trek (Nu Trek, STNG, TOS, VOY)
- The Lord of the Rings

I regret that I can't archive all my stories at this site because most of my fanfic is too pornographic for FFN's Terms of Service. Find ALL my fanfic on AO3 (Archive of Our Own), provided you're old enough to read it.

My username is "campylobacter" at these archives:

- Wraithbait (Stargate Atlantis fan fiction)
- Heliopolis2 (Stargate adult fiction, het only)
- Gossamer (X-Files fan fiction)
- All Daniel Fic (Stargate fanfiction focused on the character Daniel Jackson)
- Area 52 (Stargate slash archive)

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1. New Life in New Dakara reviews
That feeling you get when you wake up thinking someone you love is gone, but it was just a bad dream. Fluffy babyfic written for the Daniel Vala 2012 Month of Love on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-12 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete

2. N Is for What Do You Call Him? reviews
No one on Cam's team calls him 'sir', but that's their saving grace. Written for Cam Alphabet Soup on 30 January 2012 Gen Fic Day hosted by sg fignewton on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-12 - C. Mitchell & Teal'c - Complete

3. Counting the Steps Back to Safe » reviews
Missing scenes from "Memento Mori": Vala, still reeling from the effects of suddenly remembering too much too soon after 2 weeks of amnesia, mistakes Daniel for something he's not. Written for Nat at the 2011 Daniel/Vala Fruitcake Exchange on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-11 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete

4. Ulterior Automotive reviews
5 times a member of SG-1 tried to teach Vala how to drive. Gen dialog drabble written for The Pentangular Gate on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-11 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete

5. SG1 Wins the Lottery reviews
Classic Team LiveJournal comment fic, written for the prompt by medjai trowa: 'Stargate SG-1, Original team, "You're quitting to what?" '
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-11 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete

6. X is for XFiles »
Missing scene & episode tag to "Memento Mori": Lam clears Vala for active duty, then the Team celebrate at a BBQ joint.
Crossover - X-Files & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,233 - Published: 7-21-11 - Vala - Complete

7. The Hand Not Holding Beer » reviews
What song would Daniel sing on the karaoke machine at Siler's promotion party? Based on the prompt "drunken karaoke" by dannysgirlsg1 at comment fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-10 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete

8. A Taste of Afternoon Sun reviews
Missing scene prelude to The Ark of Truth : Vala depletes her provisions during SG-1's first day on Dakara. LJ comment fic for dannysgirlsg1 from the prompt "Playing hooky".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-10 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete

9. Crucified Toad » reviews
10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon. Set on Sunday, 16 June 1974, Father's Day.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 6-19-10 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete

10. Drawn Home reviews
Vala summons Daniel with urgent news. Go ahead and flame me for writing something so disgustingly fluffy about Atlantis: Daniel Disneyland.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-10 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete

11. Halloween at Cam's reviews
Drabble where I dress SG-1 in fangrrl squee. SEASON/SPOILERS: post Continuum
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete

12. 1993: When Domain Names Were Free reviews
Langly has an irritating habit... and this archive's filters forced me to spell out the "dot" for the domain names!
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-09 - Complete

13. Golden Anniversary reviews
Drabble; Missing scene from Continuum, before Ba'al & Qetesh enter the throne room.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-09 - Ba'al & Vala - Complete

14. Celebration in Order reviews
Missing Scene/Epilogue/Episode Tag for "Memento Mori": Crack!fic on how SG-1 celebrates Vala's official membership.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete

15. PariMutuel reviews
A drabble explaining why Vala won't be in the 3rd Stargate movie. I was kinda pissed off at Brad & Co. when I wrote it, so MGM & Sony can take their intellectual property rights and blow me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete

16. My Seester, She Ees Virgeen reviews
Bill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-10-04 - D. Scully - Complete

17. Napoleon Complex reviews
Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-04 - Frohike & Byers - Complete

18. Tampons for Men reviews
Kersh shops for tampons.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-03 - M. Reyes - Complete

19. Wedding Fit for a Princess reviews
Scully and Mulder get married.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-7-03 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete

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