A few questions that all people must be asked and that it is only right that I should answer:
1) Pirates or ninjas?--Now I'm not the kind of person who mocks what she does not like (unless it is some idiot cheauvenistic pig, but let's not get into that...)--I respect both sides. But seriously. Pirates.
2)Werewolves or vampires?--This one is very tough to debate over, because each person has their own definition of each 'creature'. I stand by the werewolf, however.
3)Step dancing or Tap dancing?-- --Step dancing. Definitely. Tap has a lot of cool in it--just look at Happy Feet! But Step is just awesome. See a step vs Tap, dance battle on youtube. Title: Lord of the Dance River Dance Battle

link (if ffnet will allow it...): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rN7j_SxtSk

UPDATE! (12/17) I am Captain MeraSparrow, formerly known as Barbaro's Angel, and formerly formerly known as Captain MeraSparrow. Just so you all know I'm still here, heheh...ehh. Right. Well, anyway, I change my penname in honor of my hero, the late Barbaro, may he rest in peace! Bless him! (Yeah, you can all see I couldn't get used to that name though, so the honoring of said beastie was cut a wee bit short, as it were)

Hey, all! Watashino namaewa Amy desu. Aber ihr koennt mich Todd rufen!
For those of you who don't speak Japanese: My name is Amy.
For those of you who don't speak German: But ya'll can call me Todd.
...sorry, inside joke...

Ja, Ich bin sechzehn gehen an siebzehn...shoot I forget the rest of the words...much less auf Deutsch!
heh...oops! I'm crazy about horses, I currently have an overwhelming craving for cheese, and I
have an obsession with PotC. Standard.

Fave actors/actresses:
JACK DAVENPORT ((JAAAAAAAAAMMMMEESSSSS!!!))
Azmyth ((oki, he's only an actor so far as being an extra in AWE, but he's also a participant on Pirate Master. SPLEE SWIRLYBEARD!!!!))
Johnny Depp ((w00zomghesawerewolf!))
Jack Davenport ((iveonlyseenhiminonemoviebuthewastotallysqueesoidontcareanyway))
MEL BROOKS! ((my hero))
Naomie Harris ((wereraptorofsomesort? MONKEY!))
Orlando Bloom ((ehhh...))
Mackenzie Crook((somethingaboutawerecatmethinks))
Viggo Mortenson((ithinkheseitherawerehorseoracentaurindisguise!))
Keira Knightly
Lee Arenberg
Billy Boyd
etc, etc.

Fave book series: Warriors((good for cat lovers!))
Wereling ((I heart werewolves!))
Bloody Jack ((pirates--DUH!))

Fave color...ugh, can't choose!

Lives: -gasp!- You stalker!
Age: Mentioned somewhere above in German.
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses: Brown...I mean, 'Yes'

Fave kind of music: Soundtracks: They're all I like anymore!

Fave Band: OK Go (they're the only band I'm really into, but 'Here It Goes Again' rox my sox! w00 Treadmill Dance!)

Currently listening to: 'Up Is Down' on the PotC3AWE soundtrack.

Fave movies: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ((obviously!))
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest ((duh!))
Pirates fo the Caribbean 3: At World's End ((JJJAAAAAMMMEEESSS!!!! -sob-))
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron ((WEESNAW!))
The Chronicles of Narnia; The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe ((zomg smexy lion))
etc, savvy?
The Producers ((Both old AND new!))

Stories: Of Fears Known And Unknown 6/19: Well, everything's about the same, really... Hoping to update within the month.

--------------------- UPDATE 12/17: Oki, waaay more than a month gone by, but hey, there is a chapter in the works! And it's interesting! woot.

Finding the Warmth of Light: One of said term papers is finished, the other I STILL haven't started yet (yay for procrastination) But on hiatus it shall no longer be, for a major plot bunny has ventured out from under the couch of writer's block and was captured at the opportune moment for major ideas. Over two chapters ahead of post, mates. be happy.

------------ UPDATE 6/19: (new title: The Heart Gathers The Scattered Pieces. It fits better) Oki, school's out. The second term paper I procrastinated on merited a 55 o.o But I still managed to get a B for the year! Woot! I'm only one chapter finished ahead of post, and once that chapter gets posted, I shall be taking a short brek from this story--the dreaded writer's block has returned (not so badly) and I seem to be having a problem actually getting my ideas onto paper. I mean, I can have an entire chapter thought up and ready to be written, but when it comes to writing it, I...can't. Hard to explain. Anywaffles, I finally was able to rewrite chapter two, so I'll be reposting that when I post chapter 16. Thanks, all!

-------------UPDATE 12/17: Things going well. Chapter 22 (or is it 23?) nearly finished. Should be up sooner or later. About the same sime as the update for Fears, if I can help it.

Hoofin' It With Pirates: It's a sad day and following week (and month, and year, usw.) that I bid my farewell to my very first fanfiction. However, on October 22nd 2006, the one year anniversary of when that fic was published, a new tale will be released. Which tale? The first sequel of many to come, of course!

Of Jack's Many Strange Adventures: No new ideas yet, but there may be another short added...eventually...

--------- UPDATE: Jack invents water skiing. Any ideas on how I'm gonna do that? HELP!

Umm...what else is there to say besides CHINCHILLA!

---------UPDATE: JESHKAKUN I STILL HAVE YOUR CHINCHILLA. You never properly payed ransom my dear, and we cannot have that. I expect my pay in your reviews, ya savvy?

dotdotdot...

(Here is a pitiful beginning of quotations)

"The bigger a person you are, the better off you'll be. Unless the little person has a gun." ~Grace in a church-school discussion.

"But why's the rum gone?" ~Cap'n Jack Sparrow. You can't expect me not to put it in, can you?

"You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?"
"You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax."
"You smell funny." ~Cap'n Jack and a very drunk and filthy and sexy (!) Norrington.

"Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth. But never joined." ~Norrington. Sad sad line. I wanna cry now. ;-;

"I want to see what it smells like." ~Me, explaining why I wanted to go down a hall at school that a police dog had been investigating.

Me "Pickles."
My sis "It's 12:16."
Me "Apparently 'pickles' means 'what time is is?'"
Jake "So did you say pickles for any particular reason or anything?"
Me "No."
Jake "Just kinda necessary to say it? 12:16 is the official time to say pickles. I'm gonna start that now."
~Me my older sis and this cute guy Jake at my church.

Now I've just got a few questions, seeing as how I'm new to these parts:
1) What the bejimminy is a drabble?--Answered already, danke!
2) What would one defins as a MarySue?--Answered already, danke!
3) WHY'S THE RUM GONE!--Got an answer but I still don't believe that.
4) What does 'pwn' mean? ((yh, I know--I'm so uninformed!))--typo for 'own': means awesometivity!...thing...
5) What exactly is an OC?--oki, Answered already, danke!
6) WHY'S THE RUM GONE!--still don't believe the answer I recieved.

Yeah, if ye know the answer to any of that, I'd be much obliged if you educated me.
I know it's in the fridge, Daddyo, but I ain't hip to the jive, I don't dig what they're layin
down. I knew that I couldn't, so don't slide me no skin, soul brother. Dang Me and
my Willy Wonka...

But no! Why's the rum ALWAYS gone? ...-stumbles a few paces-...-obviously drunk- Ohh...that's why...

@_@ AHH! NO! WHERE'DITGO WHERE'DITGO! WHERE'S THE THUMP-THUMP! WHERE'S THE THUMP-THUMP!

Yes. WHERE! Tell me. I need to know. And nobody touch my jar of dirt. Savvy?

and ah, finally, last and least, the 'If You...' Profile posts: ...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't known which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Nayru Goddess of Wisdom, Captain MeraSparrow

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you are a total and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile. (only for pirates in My case =D )

Ok, so I was watching Curse of the Black Pearl again this morning, since I haven't watched it in FOREVER and I needed my fix (eheheh...) and this time, instead of squeeing about Jack and everything, I squeed about James. o.o Here's a post-it from me:

The majority of PotC fangirls squee over only Jack or only Will. If you squee about James in any way shape or form, copy and paste this into your profile.

OMGCHEESE!

Dum vita est spes est. --Where there is life, there is hope.