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Cassandra Elise
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since: 12-03-00, id: 28380, Profile Updated: 09-16-11
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Avengers, Facts of Life, Get Smart, Lord of the Rings, House, M.D., and Ugly Betty.

Twenty-something year-old whose best friends are fictitious characters and whose biggest concerns include wondering whether "Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy are truly going to end up together" and whether the "Hokey Pokey" is really what it's all about. Be forewarned: university has left me cynical and snarky. I am a proud LOTR fanatic, Anglophile, Harry Potter freak, Doctor Whovian and Final Fantasy fan. I am not a Harry Potter or LOTR purist, because I HATE the endings! :-p

I am vehemently opposed to all stories that have explicit sex in it. I cannot imagine why people find writing about sex so gratifying, especially when it's a slash, Rape, BDSM fic and they make characters who would NEVER be involved in such activities in these sexual situations. Sex should be private. Go off and enjoy it and leave me alone.

I'm done venting for now. Here's the fun stuff.

Chapter Two of A Reason to Believe posted. 4-21-10

The Break-Up is complete with ten chapters. 12-31-09

Unfair, Unfaithful is currently finished. Check back for added chapters. 9-15-11

Birthday at Bag End will not be finished due to lack of interest on the readers' and the writer's part. 8-14-09

I wrote an ending for What's What? about five years ago. Unfortunately, I never got around to the middle. 8-14-09

Favourite Television shows/anime in Alphabetical Order:

Alphas

The Avengers

Bleach

Bones

Burn Notice

Castle

Doctor Who (New and Old Who)

The Facts of Life

Get Smart

Gilmore Girls

House

Melissa and Joey

The Nanny

Naruto

The Vampire Diaries

Ugly Betty

My Top Ten Movies in random order:

1. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
2. You've Got Mail!
3. A Hard Day's Night
4. Help!
5. The Bandwagon
6. Anything with Audrey Hepburn
7. Pirates of the Carribbean Trilogy
8. Pride and Prejudice (various versions)
9. Disney Cartoons
10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Honourable mention goes to The Matrix, Singin' in the Rain, White Christmas, the other Harry Potter movies

My Favourite Pairings in no order:

Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Auron/Rikku (Final Fantasy X Alternate Universe)
Emma/Steed (Avengers)
Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who)
Balthier/Ashe (Final Fantasy XII)
House/Cameron (House)
Booth/Brennan (Bones)
Daniel/Betty (Ugly Betty)
Jack/Elizabeth (POTC)
Luke/Lorelai (Gilmore Girls)
Rory/Jess (Gilmore Girls)
Fran/Mr. Sheffield (The Nanny)
Rukia/Ichigo (Bleach)
Naruto/Sakura (Naruto)

My Favourite Books/Works of Literature:

Anything by William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, or Fyodor Dostoevsky
1. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
2. Villette by Charlotte Bronte
3. Waverly by Sir Walter Scott
4. Anna Karenina by Tolstoy
5. The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling
7. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien

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1. Unfair, Unfaithful » reviews
A collection of drabbles, mostly written for the 2009 House/Cameron Word Prompt at the House Cameron livejournal community. Introspective and on the angsty side. Rated Teen to be safe. UPDATE: New drabble written for a friend's prompt, "Hope."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-19-10 - Published: 9-23-09 - G. House & A. Cameron
2. A Reason to Believe » reviews
Newly arrived in London, Betty can't get over Daniel's past treatment of her, and she wonders if she'll ever know the reason for his odd behavior. Season Finale Spoilers. Due to positive feedback, I've written a second chapter from Daniel's POV.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-21-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Betty S. & Daniel M. - Complete
3. The Break Up » reviews
Thanks to Cameron's advice, Cuddy calls it quits with House. Curious about her meddling, House pursues Cameron for an answer, but soon finds himself pursuing her for entirely different reasons. AU.Chapter Ten Up! Finale. Thanks to all my faithful readers.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 1-4-10 - Published: 9-6-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete
4. Comfort and Joy reviews
Written for the 2009 House/Cameron Secret Santa on LJ. Lots of fluff abound as House and Cameron celebrate their Baby's first Christmas. Spoilers through mid season 3, then goes AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete
5. On Winter and Booze reviews
One-shot. Written for the 2008 House/Cameron Secret Santa. I thought I'd post it in time for the Holiday season. What do you get when you mix winter, booze, a kiss, and two damaged people? Something I call Damaged Fluff!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete
6. Birthday at Bag End » reviews
Some disturbing news cancels Bilbo and Frodo's birthday. Will Sam, Merry, and Pippin bring Frodo out of his dreary mood? Chapter FIVE, in which hobbits sing and dance! Updated 7-04-04 READREVIEW
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-4-04 - Published: 9-10-03 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.
7. What's What? » reviews
Tara Turns to Crime. Siegfried Travels the Straight and Narrow. Steed Fills Max's Shoes. Emma Becomes a Number. Chapter SIX is here! Updated 4-17-04. OMG! Seven months have gone by! This chapter is short, but at least I updated.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 7-20-03
8. The Agent Test » reviews
A Fairy Tale, Avengers Style. It's Silly, Short and Sweet. UPDATED 8- 25- 03 FINALE After a long wait, everything gets resolved!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-25-03 - Published: 4-26-03
9. Blown It All Sky High » reviews
Steed Becomes a Rocket Man. Tara Takes a Trip to the Moon. The FINALE is here. Updated 7/08/03. This Chap. is a little angsty *and* a little cheerful! Steed and Tara return to Earth with help from an unknown friend. Reviews always appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-8-03 - Published: 6-2-03
10. Zis Is KAOS! » reviews
Siegfried kidnaps a congressman's nephew in THIS PARODY ON GET SMART. FINALE is here! Updated 05/12/03 After a five month absence, I decided to finish the story for my own benefit.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-12-03 - Published: 10-2-02
11. In Enemy Hands » reviews
Tara Visits Germany. Steed Speaks American. Emma Remains English. Cathy Fancies Africa. The FINALE is Here! Updated 4/24/03 I *was* going to wait a week to update, but I couldn't keep you in suspense any longer. Thanks for the Reviews
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-24-03 - Published: 12-4-02
12. A Tea Engagement » reviews
Steed Requires a King's Help. Keel Lets His Wound Heal. This is just a short story about Dr. Keel and his nurse Carol Wilson. I hope you enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-03
13. The Last Resort » reviews
Steed Goes on a Holiday. Emma Falls for a Stranger. This fic takes place during the first season. Chapter TEN is here! Updated 2/20/03 CONCLUSION! You might think the ending is a bit sappy, but I LUV Sap! :
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,440 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-20-03 - Published: 11-2-02
14. Waiting For a Killer » reviews
Steed Wants to See His Mother. Emma is Expecting Someone. Cathy Waits in the Dark. Tara Sheds Some Light. FINALE Updated 12/01/02 Thanks to all my loyal readers!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,303 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-1-02 - Published: 10-14-02
15. Inferno Island » reviews
Steed gets Caught in the Current. Emma is All Washed Up. Updated 8/31/02 The FINALE! All right, you all know what's wrong with Emma, but I'm putting up the Finale anyway. ;
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,447 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-31-02 - Published: 4-2-02
16. The Facts of Life Meet Mr. Right » reviews
THE FINALE is HERE! I'd appreciate any reviews. Sorry, you'll have to sign in. I apologize for the EXTREMELY LONG wait!
Facts of Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-23-02 - Published: 12-21-01
17. An Avengers Limerick reviews
Here is a limerick I had to write for my literature class. Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-02
18. Mother Knows Best » reviews
Emma Loses a husband. Steed Gains a Wife. Cathy Shares a Memory. Tara Tries to Forget. Revised Chapter FIVE 2/12/03
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,916 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-26-01 - Published: 8-30-01
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