You have reached the profile of Chainsaw Demigoddess. Please do not sit on the couch, the vampires live inside. They're mostly harmless but I ask you to steer clear, because they angst frequently.

You may call me ChainDemi or Zari if my full username is a keyboard mouthful. I don't mind. I AM YOUR FRIEND. I LOVE THE WORLD...except the world. But anyway...please dismiss the ways I write my titles (with . used decoratively and crap) as I get bored.

CURRENT PROJECTS

Fandom: Toa Rheka: vhalyn.VIRUS (Metru Nui timeline), Toa of the Fourth Wall (Mata Nui timeline)

Original: secondchances: the.RIFT (Journal-type story following a search to prevent the apocalypse. May contain stupid humour and family/friendship with very little romance or angst), Cards of Destiny: I L L U S I O N (A deck of cards comprised of Human souls as protagonists, with most of the storyline devoted to recovering these cards. Contains two protagonists and more romance than Second Chances. May be slightly offensive to anyone with a religion due to the nature of the gods.)

-chainsawdemigoddess-

Other stuff about me:

AGE: Only about a million and two.

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: New Zealand

FAVOURITE TV SHOW: I don't watch TV.

FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA: Fullmetal Alchemist, Azumanga Daioh, Soul Eater, and Ouran High School Host Club.

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Must I choose? I like red, black, amber, grey, gold, purple, green, dark blue and white.

WHERE CAN I FIND YOU ON OTHER SITES? I am Zari-Bookmaster on DeviantART (go check out my mediocre art and my two original projects.) ZariKrahia on the NTWF, and Shary Nildae on Gaia.

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY? Uh, don't do drugs, kids. You can have a cat person with it being a Mary-Sue, and uh, EVERY FRIDAY, HUG EVERYONE.

OTHER CRAP (quotes etc)

Saharem: Ew, you two, get a room!
Mihaka: -stops kissing Lihept and glares- Says the guy who made out with at least five Toa on the way here.
Onua: -turns to Rhymaki- You're in a team with this...?
Rhymaki: I would have disowned him, but he's valuable, when he's not jumping random people and calling me frigid.

Prank Caller: Are you wearing pink panties?
Me: Shit! I knew there were CCTV cameras in my house!

Mum: Nutella and brown bread?
Me: Yep.
Mum: I think you're making a mistake.
Me: It's a chocolatey mistake. What could go wrong?
Mum: Oh. Right, those don't count.

"I WILL CORRUPT YOUR INNOCENCE!"
"I WILL CORRUPT YOUR CORRUPTION!"

"I told you not to press the purple button! Now the fridge will explode, and then were will we be?"
"It was shiny!"
"You people never learn..."

Me: I am ZariKrahia Ailden, Flying Ocelot Clarinetist, Chainsaw Demigoddess, Thesaurus Thrower, and Deity Ex Machina. But you knew THAT. :3
Dad: No, I didn't.
Me: Oh. Whoops. Except him.

At Jeeves's place, Jeeves texting, me reading.
"Are you trying to get him to take his shirt off again?"
"No, the opposite."
-insert ChainDemi thinking noises-
"Oh, so you're trying to get him to put his shirt back on..."

Chainsaw Demigoddess, out.