You have reached the profile of Chainsaw Demigoddess. Please do not sit on the couch, the vampires live inside. They're mostly harmless but I ask you to steer clear, because they angst frequently.

You may call me ChainDemi or Zari if my full username is a keyboard mouthful. I don't mind. I AM YOUR FRIEND. I LOVE THE WORLD...except the world. But anyway...please dismiss the ways I write my titles (with . used decoratively and crap) as I get bored.

Stories:

(Bionicle) Toa of the Fourth Wall: Silly parody story about a Toa of the Fourth Wall. Rhymaki just wants to go home, but with Mary sues, figures of speech, and Chatspeak monsters on the loose, she has a lot of work to do teaching the locals how to handle them- especially since they're about as Genre Savvy as the characters in an old-fashioned melodrama.

(Bionicle) Toa Rheka: vhalyn.VIRUS: Adventure story about a team of Toa trying to find the cure to a destructive virus.

(Angel Beats!) Quid Pro Quo:

-chainsawdemigoddess-

Other stuff about me:

AGE: Only about a million and two.

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: New Zealand

FAVOURITE TV SHOW: The Young Ones, Doctor Who, Glee

FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA: Fullmetal Alchemist, Azumanga Daioh, Angel Beats, Kimi ni Todoke, the .hack//Series, Soul Eater, Code Geass, and Ouran High School Host Club.

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Must I choose? I like red, black, amber, grey, gold, purple, green, dark blue and white.

WHERE CAN I FIND YOU ON OTHER SITES? I am Zari-Bookmaster on DeviantART (go check out my mediocre art and my two original projects.) ZariKrahia on the NTWF, and, uh...that's pretty much it?

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY? Uh, shopping trolleys.

PERSONAL QUOTE: "Nobody tells me anything!"

OTHER CRAP (ranting, quotes, other stuff)

"Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

ChainDemi would like to endorse the work of Saya Moonshadow and Gregg Landsman and the webcomics Dr McNinja, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, and Housepets.

She would also like to ban chatspeak and own a TARDIS, but that's not happening. Oh well. You can't have everything.