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Author has written 31 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Lost, Dragon Ball Z, and Maximum Ride. My name is Haley(I mainly use the username Sexiestdrummer, I've been on this site longer than others you may see my work on though). I write mainly Dragonball Z, LOST, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and Tales of Symphonia. I'm an American and am currently in my freshman year of college at the age of 18. This means that my stories will be inconsistently updated during most of the year. Sometimes I update in blocks of day by day chapter additions or one-shots that just pop up like crazy. It also means that my writing style will change quite a bit as I progress in my abilities. Normally it doesn't get too off but if my characters start becoming off(like, not like the character) then that means I'm losing touch. If I do this, review the story or message me about it. I need to critique to improve. I'm not just writing for me, I'm writing for you guys. If I wasn't, I wouldn't bother posting it to this site. I have been known to make crossovers of weird things. Keep a look out on my profile; there's a good chance that I might just make something freaky and if you're the lucky person who likes both fandoms it would flatter me if you'd check it out. (I have a Vegeta & Zelos crossover brewing somewhere in the back of my head. Also, a Sawyer & Fang crossover.) Although I do on occasion read some slash, I don't like to write it. I also do not write over sexually scenes. So, there is no smut on this profile. (there's some assumed slash when it comes to El/Sands but there is nothing graphic.) So, by default, any stories rated M are rated that way simply because I have no filter when it comes to my vocabulary and, considering how bloody all my fandoms are, gore. In my personal opinion, it's all soft-core and shouldn't be sneered at. If a story is rated M, give it a chance. I normally state at the beginning before you read why it's rated that way. If you're a fan of any of the fandoms I write for? Check out my Livejournal(my username is Sexiestdrummer). I have lots of graphics for just about everything I write for(yes, even DBZ.) Thank you and enjoy my 'work'. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. I AM CURRENTLY ON A SPORADIC HIATUS. SORRY. UPDATE ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIC CONVERSATIONS: UPDATE ABOUT WIN ONE FOR THE REAPER: UPDATE ABOUT FANG IN WONDERLAND: Favorite Characters of Various Fandoms: WEBSITES | |||||||||
1. Fang in Wonderland » reviewsFang finds himself in the world of Symphonia and the only way back home is to tag along and help a rather sarcastic red-haired ex-noble named Zelos Wilder avenge his lost friends. NOT SLASH. ZELOS&FANG CENTRIC. SET AFTER THE BOOK "FANG" AND SECOND GAME.Crossover - Tales of Symphonia & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,779 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 3-27-10 - Zelos W. & Fang2. Win One for the Reaper » reviewsWhen a horrible accident kills Bulma and her parents, Vegeta is left to raise Bra and Trunks for a full year by himself while the Z-Fighters wait for the dragon balls to recharge.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-21-11 - Published: 8-5-10 - Vegeta & Bra3. Sands's List of Things to Do reviewsSands wakes up in the middle of the night and goes through his immediate list of things to do. Fluffy drabble of slash. El/Sands. Rated for Language.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-10 - Complete4. My Shoes Aren't Right reviewsDue to a blizzard cutting a visit to the Sons' house short, Vegeta needs to persuade his stubborn four year old daughter to walk outside. She refuses due to the fact her shoes aren't right. Cute family bickering then ensues. One-shot.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-2-10 - Bra & Vegeta - Complete5. Girl Anachronism » reviewsA series of song-fic drabbles centering around Seles Wilder and her journey throughout the Symphonia time-line.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-6-10 - Seles W. & Zelos W. - Complete6. Party at a Rich Dude's House reviewsHe'd admit that a lot of his innocence was gone because of these parties. He'd seen a lot of questionable things. He'd gotten mad at Zelos at first. Then he realized that Zelos wasn't there for most of the outrageous stunts, so how could he contain them?Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-10 - Zelos W. & Lloyd I. - Complete7. She's Pregnant reviewsVegeta breaks the news to Dr. Briefs about Bulma's newest predicament. Short Family Drabble.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-10 - Vegeta & Dr. Brief - Complete8. Saiyan Bonding » reviews"You get one question every day. I will answer this question. Then you leave me alone to do what I please. Do you understand, child?" A Vegeta/Bra bonding fic. Now Complete!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 2-11-10 - Bra & Vegeta - Complete9. The New JacobThis was just a routine thing, he had to repeat to himself, Jacob had made this visit to him so it couldn't be too hard. There didn't have to be a big fireworks show of power and freaky island voodoo. Just touch the poor sap. That's all it took.Lost - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Published: 5-5-10 - Sawyer & Jacob - Complete10. First Impressions reviewsLorenzo, Fideo, and Sands think back on their first impressions on El Mariachi. One-shot. Implied slash of Sands/El. Based off of the literary style of Flowers on the Grass.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-10 - Complete11. Schizophrenic Conversations » reviewsShe needed to keep Zelos in good condition. They could help him in Sybak, Regal had found out. If that was where they could help him, then- by the Goddess Martel- that was where Zelos would get help. She OWED him that. Re-edited.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-15-10 - Published: 9-2-06 - Zelos W. & Sheena F.12. Ego reviews"I thought the song was about me." Bulma giggled and burried her head into his arms. Vegeta promptly shoved her off in annoyance of her mocking cackling. "You said it was," he defended himself, pouting a little now. SONG FIC FLUFF DRABBLE.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-11-10 - Bulma & Vegeta - Complete13. Who Does That? reviews"I don't even want to have this conversation with you," Sands rolled away from him so his back was the only thing El saw. "Why not?" "Because you're going to get distracted half-way through, due to you're A.D.H.D..." NOT SLASH ONESHOT.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-10 - Complete14. A Distraction from Dreaming reviews"I dunno how you do it, Lassie. Always findin' me when I'm outta my element. It's happened so much I'd almost venture to say you've gotta radar." Set in Season 1. Rated for Sawyer's language.Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-10 - Sawyer & Vincent - Complete15. I Already Know the Answer reviews"…" Lloyd didn't manage anything intelligent to fake. Math sucked. There was no way to act like you knew it. You either did or you didn't. Zelos Wilder knew it; Lloyd Irving didn't. NOT SLASH.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-10 - Zelos W. & Lloyd I. - Complete16. Rad Bromance reviews"I'd have to like you for this to be a bromance." "I like you just fine," Miles countered, "I think I'm great compared to you. You should want to be in my bromance." Friendship fic between Miles and SawyerLost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-26-10 - Sawyer & Miles17. The Tragedies of Sands and El reviewsEl and Sands talk in Mc Donalds about everybody's favorite literary staple; Shakespeare. rated M for Language.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-10 - Complete18. Sustenance with Love » reviewsVegeta looks after a sick Bulma with his little helping nurse, Bra. Short shameless one-shot fluff. Little bit of Trunks. No other characters.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 1-31-10 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete19. Curiosity Maimed the Monkey reviews"What did you do?" the haunting raspy voice growled behind him as their steps echoed down the hallway. Zarbon's were quick and even, yet graceful. He was disgusted by hearing the drag in Vegeta's. He couldn't even lift his feet. What a weakling./Not slashDragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-10 - Zarbon & Vegeta - Complete20. Another Long Day reviews"What a stupid girl. The entire medical staff knew better than her." "Knew better than her to what?" Nappa asked. "To help you imbecile monkeys." 3rd person Nappa POVDragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-10 - Nappa & Vegeta - Complete21. Kindred Acquaintance reviewsSawyer and Locke have a talk before they're separated from one another. Locke tells him Sawyer is like the son he never had, knowing he may never come back. Teen for language. Not Slash. Spoilers up until 5x05.Lost - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-09 - Sawyer & Locke - Complete22. A Mexico City Airshow"An airshow? Have you gone completely MAD?" Sands & El Mariachi watch the Flock's airshow while in Mexico City. Rated for Sands's brief vulgarity. From El's POV.Crossover - Once Upon a Time in Mexico & Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Published: 4-1-09 - Complete23. I Can Do Anything With No Permission reviewsZelos Wilder can do anything he wants to. Drabble inspired by Handlebars by Flobots. M for brief language.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Zelos W. - Complete24. Chess with Casper reviewsHurley is on his way back to the island on a boat, awaiting his next game of chess. He never thought he'd end up getting challenged by the conman himself, Sawyer. Hurley/Sawyer friendship fic.Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-08 - Hurley & Sawyer - Complete25. I Am Not A reviewsEl catches himself a cold and expects a tad too much sympathy from everybody's favorite psycho ex-CIA agent. El/SandsOnce Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-08 - Complete26. The Sun Sets on the First Floor Too reviews"I say the higher the better! We can watch the beautiful sunset, I doubt anybody knows we're here anyway," Carolina countered with a cross of her arms. "The sun sets on the first floor too," El growled under his breath. /short fluff/Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-07 - Complete27. We Don't Need No Education reviewsLloyd is having trouble in his studies and who better than Zelos to help him?Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-06 - Zelos W. & Lloyd I. - Complete28. Does Sorrow Hurt? reviewsZelos and Presea have a talk over dinner about sorrow and pessimism.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-06 - Zelos W. & Presea C. - Complete29. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie reviewsDogs... El never liked them, always walking around with their tongues sticking out and stinking up the town. They were practically useless to him.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete30. Can I Trust You? reviewsZelos has night-duty before the big battle at the Tower of Salvation, but what's this? Where's Colette?Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-06 - Zelos W. & Colette B. - Complete31. Betrayal is Not a Footnote reviewsThat was odd. She didn't insult him, no more than Sheena normally did at least and Zelos recovered fine from those verbal assaults. Huh… She'd make a note of it. It was probably nothing.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-06 - Raine S. & Zelos W. - Complete
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