Yo! I'm Dobby, but you can call me whatever you feel like describes me. Even "Hey, you" or "Ug" would suffice.

Born 12/21/92 (try stalking me with THAT information)

Loves manga, cartooning, writing, acting stupid, slash fanfics, my asshole friends, obscenely thick books, obscenely pretty Japanese boys, obscene pairings of all shapes and sizes, manly men fighting manly fights in manly manga

Hates anime, Mary Sues (and Gary Stues), Twilight, any band you think is liek ttly the KOOLEST, people who act stupid and really ARE stupid, fanbrats, people who think slash pairings are "srs bizzness", Wapanese, shoujo manga

Current Manga Things I Like A Lot: One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn (aka Freeporn), Bobobo (yes, I'm serious), and Ranma 1/2

Books You Should Read Or You're More Of A Loser Than Me: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, King Dork, House of the Scorpion, Series of Unfortunate Events, Valiant, Tithe, anything by Barry Lyga, anything by Dave Barry

Movies That Actually Aren't Total Crap: Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Fight Club, Watchmen, Coraline, Pan's Labyrinth, Gladiator, Phantom of the Opera, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Raising Arizona

Awesome Comic Book Characters (beware, the list is long)

From KHR: Belphegor, Gokudera Hayato, Yamamoto Takeshi, Sasagawa Ryohei, Fran, Lambo, Hibari Kyouya, Rokudo Mukuro, Mammon, Colonello, Superbi Squalo, Lussuria, I-Pin, Lal Mirch, Chrome Dokuro(as long as she's not fighting), Xanxus (he's been growing on me...), Dino... basically, all the main characters besides Tsuna, Haru, and Levi XD

One Piece: Roronoa Zoro, Nami, Sanji, Franky, Monkey D. Luffy, TonyTony Chopper, Brooke, Nico Robin, Usopp... and when someone else joins the crew, I'll probably love them too. Cause that's just how it works.

APH: Russia, Poland, Lithuania, Germany, Belarus, Prussia, America

Bobobo: Hatenko, Don Patch, Beauty, Heppokomaru, Softon, Bobobo... and now I definitely feel like a retard XP

Others: Rorschach (Watchmen), Death (Sandman), Desire (Sandman), Eddie Blake (Watchmen), Laurie (Watchmen), Mello (Death Note), Matt (Death Note), Misa (Death Note), Hibiki Ryoga (Ranma 1/2), Kuno (Ranma 1/2), Shampoo (Ranma 1/2), Suigetsu (that one ninja show), Karin (you know, that ninja show with the angst)

Characters Someone Should Shoot if They're Not Dead Yet: Bella Swan (officially the most annoying character ever created. My hatred for her knows no bounds), Edward Cullen (the most annoying male character ever created. Since when is the "dream guy" an obsessive, sparkly stalker?), Haruno Sakura (I've never liked this one), Miura Haru (at first she was okay, but the fanbase has turned her into such a slut...), N. Italy (seriously, why does this moron have to be the main character of Hetalia? That's part of the reason why I quit reading it), Vivi (I would have liked her a lot better if she wasn't gasping and crying and preaching half the time...), Levi (just... no), Uchiha Sasuke (need I say anything?), Ginny Weasley (I don't care what anyone says, Luna and Hermione were so much cooler), Sabaku no Gaara (the story arc where he "died" just totally killed him for me), Kiyomi Takada (no one likes her anyway)

Oh Em Jee Pairings I Ship (in no real order): Yamamoto x Gokudera, Bel x Fran, Poland x Lithuania, Hancock x Luffy, Mukuro x Tsuna, Luffy x Nami, Franky x Robin, Matt x Mello, Gokudera x Tsuna (current fave), Italy x HRE, Misa x L, Nami x Sanji, Zoro x Sanji, Bel x Adult!Mammon, Tsuna x Kyoko, Chrome x Kyoko, Mukuro x Hibari, Harry x Luna, Ron x Hermione

Oh yeah, lots of you people became fans of me for my GaaSasu/SasuGaa fanfic and art stuffs. If you haven't gotten the message yet, my GaaSasu days are dead and rotting as we speak. No more arts, no more updates. I can't stand the pairing, the characters (with the exception of any mentioned above), the manga, even the word "Naruto" sends me into cardiac arrest. So please. Don't expect any more.

I AM continuing that old Matt x Mello fic no one remembers (maybe, possibly, not likely), but at a very slow pace, and I'm not typing any more of it up at the moment. Just in case that fic loses me too. But mostly I think I'll just be writing crack-oneshots from now on. Cause those are more fun. And pointless.

Check out my dA account, if you dare: http://minion-of-misery2.deviantart.com/