Yello mah peeps! My name is Minion!
You: No way! Lyke, REALLY?!
Me: Yeah, of course! Why not? Anyways... I'm an aspiring writer, but before I try anything too drastic, I'm testing whatever talent I may have in the fanfiction area... As you may have noticed, GaaSasu is my forte, but I also love KankuKiba, and I have a Matt x Mello fanfic on the way. Uh... what else... hm... Oh yeah. Reviews are wonderful. Alot of people don't truly appreciate reviews, but I worship them. Hell, I worship flames. All reviews are lovely, cause at the very least it tells me people are taking moments of their time to read my sweat, blood, and tears.
Age: Old enough to totally PWN your ass
Gender: Female, straight, virgin, and PROUD!
Love It: Kankuro, GaaSasu, Matt x Mello, Harry Potter, writing, drawing, Death Note, Garbage, dramatic romances, Futurama, Pokemon, any manga with an interesting and original storyline, and MAH GANG OF SOOPER TOMODACHIS!! (argh, the Wapanese, it kills)
Shove It (aka things that make me gag): Haruno Sakura, SasuSaku, the Twilight series, sports (other than bowling), Naruto Shippuuden, Miley Cyrus, bad spelling/grammer, Light Yagami, crazy bashers, Mary Sues, OCs, Jonas Brothers
Fave Manga Characters
KANKURO (my anime boyfriend, I wish)
Mello (another cartoon character I would gladly rape)
Gaara (the only man who can pull off the rings-around-the-eyes look)
Part-one Sasuke (he was so cute and badass in part one... What the BLOODY HELL happened to him in Shippuuden? Shit-ppuuden Saucegay was one of the main reasons I gave up the show. I swear... he got fat...)
Kiba (he's just too cute)
L (is for awesome)
Matt (he totally PWNs other minor characters)
Deidara (my artist-in-arms! not)
Doumeki (his expression never changes!)
Granny Chiyo (this old lady seriously kicks ass! And yet Sakura gets credit for all of her accomplishments! I'm sorry, Saku-tards, Granny Chiyo fought and defeated Sasori, not Suck-ura.)
Roy Mustang (cause he's dead sexy... in a miniskirt!)
Riza Hawkeye (a totally badass female character that Sakura should take lessons from)
Zoro (has anyone else noticed that I seriously love the serious male characters...?)
Nami (even though she's a cowardly money-grubber, she eventually won me over.)
Hinata (I vote Hinata as the main girl character.)
Misa (she's too bubbly and happy and air-headed to hate. How I wish she didn't love a bastard like Light "I'ma gay" Yagami.)
Temari (I seem to like a lot of characters from Naruto... even though I hate the show ((scowls)))
Tenten (she's grown on me alot recently... mostly because, if you really think about it, she and Matt are exactly alike (minor characters with almost no screentime, only purpose is to finish a team, good with weapons... the only difference is that Matt's a guy and he's a video game tard))
Himawari (like Misa, she's too happy to hate... I love how a happy, innocent, slightly oblivious person like her is cursed with such bad luck. Poor thing.)
Fave Pairings
Yaoi
GAASASU (the fated two! My number one most-loved pairing for all time. They were meant to be as soon as their eyes met.)
KankuKiba (the best-looking pairing in existance. Come on, you can't possibly say they don't look good together.)
Matt x Mello (another "meant to be" couple)
DouWata (I fell in love with them as soon as I started xxxHolic. I love you, CLAMP!!)
DeiTobi (full of win. It's so cute and innocent.)
SasoDei (not so innocent, but still cute)
Light x L (even though Light sucks ass, he fits well with another genius. Especially a sexy one like L.)
Yeah... I actually don't like that much yaoi... which is weird, seeing as that's all I seem to write...
Het
ROY X RIZA (My favorite straight pairing forever and a day. They're absolutely perfect together.)
Harry x Luna (screw Ginny! I so wanted these two together since book five!)
NaruHina (I prefer NaruHina over NaruSaku, to be honest... but if this pairing actually happened I would probably cry, because it would most likely be accompanied by the dreaded SasuSaku)
LeeSaku (hey... I still support NaruSaku... but this pairing has really grown on me, and besides, it fits in my Ideal Naruto World (now with this pairing on my fandom list, all my fave pairings can actually co-exist in harmony))
L x Misa (I dunno why I like them together... I just got this vibe... and then the scene where Misa kissed L on the cheek showed up... ((dies)))
KibaHina (Kiba is my whore.)
TemaShika (it's gonna be canon. You know it is. Admit it. One of us, one of us, one of...)
Zoro x Tashigi (I don't like many One Piece pairings, but this one just seems to click.)
NejiTen (come on... it just FITS... saying this pairing is wrong is like saying your mom's a man...)
Nami x Luffy (another One Piece pairing I love... because it just clicks for some reason... that nobody knows...)
DouHima (yes... the doom has grown on me... though I don't consider this a "fangirl" pairing, because technically Himawari's not a fangirl... she just smiles a lot at everyone...)
Most Hated Pairing: Many pairings have earned my dislike, but the only one I openly and actively hate and bash is SASUSAKU!! (full of fail). I also dislike pairings with OCs, older/younger pairings, and incest. Still, the thought of Sasuke getting with someone as annoying and boring as Sakura makes me physically ill...
Fave Bands
GARBAGE (forever my favorite band to write to. My all-around pairings song.)
Sonata Arctica (a little known metal band that has mad skillz. Also my new GaaSasu band.)
Placebo (huzzah for adrogynous men. Also my Matt x Mello band.)
SR-71 (my KankuKiba band)
Imogen Heap (she's got an amazing voice, and also, unlike most single performers, she does most of her own music as well.)
Skillet (love them to pieces)
Utada Hikaru (who doesn't like J-pop? My other GaaSasu and NaruHina band)
Eels (another band I love to write to)
Evanescence (I love metal when it's not screamo)
The Beatles (that's a classic, man! All of their songs are so unbelievable... it's no wonder they became music legends)
Whoever sang the Numa Numa song (I forever worship them and their strange ways...)
And just any other band with catchy music. I love rock, alternative, non-screamo metal, and dance pop/power pop.
... I just realized that I don't have a Roy x Riza band... darn...
Fave Books/Manga/Anime/Shows/Movies/MUFFINS!
Death Note (I fell in love with this story after just the first chapter... it's the kind of stary that grabs you and just doesn't let you go... GAAH! LET ME GO NOW!!)
Fullmetal Alchemist (I read the books, and every volume has some kind of twist or revelation that makes me cry. I think the show waters down the story and characters too much...)
One Piece (I love the over-the-top silliness)
Harry Potter (I don't care what these Twilight-tards say... Harry Potter is still the best fantasy book series of this lifetime (so far). I mean, the way she writes! HER SENTENCES ARE ACTUALLY WELL-PUT TOGETHER! Though it's hard to forgive J.K.R. for that Dumbledore thing...)
Futurama (I was so mad when they took this off Adult Swim...)
xxxHolic (it's just way too cool)
Pokemon (my first anime! I still love the original show. When I was seven, my favorite character was James... yeah, that probably explains a lot...)
Artemis Fowl (once again... just way too cool. I love Butler. Yes, I love the big bald man.)
Anything by CLAMP, because they're just cool like that.
The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl (an amazing book that all nerdy teenagers should read at some point)
Family Guy (... must I say more?)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (watching this show cracks me up every time)
Lord of the Rings (wow, I just realized how random this list is...)
300 (this... is... NOT THE MUFFIN SHOP! Oh, wait, that can't be right...)
Fight Club (the only movie that I like Brad Pitt in.)
Tithe (see? Faeries can be bad-asses too.)
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (I haven't had the opportunity to watch more than a couple of episodes, but I really enjoy what I've seen so far. I just hope the show doesn't lose it's steam... that would be a shame...)
CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS!!1!
Notice: Naruto isn't listed! Just because I love certain characters and pairings from the show, does not mean that I like the show itself!
Fanfic Status
Bittersweet: I've finally posted the thirteenth chapter... but to be honest... ((heaves heavy sigh)) I wasn't happy with it at all. I thought it was way too heavy, and I am more than ready to bring the main focus back to GaaSasu... so the next chapter will be much lighter, I assure you. And now, there will be none of this "Kiba kissing Sasuke" crap. Not in my fanfcition. I'm about one-fifth of the way done with chapter fourteen.
Pull of Gravity: Yes, this will be the title of my Matt x Mello fanfiction... I have the prologue and chapter one all written and ready to go, so I hope that you enjoy it when I finally post it out here... I've been told that it's better than my other story so far... but let's see what you guys think (I know I have more fun writing this story, but that doesn't really mean anything, I guess).
DON'T MENTION SASUSAKU OR TWILIGHT OR HANNAH MONTANA TO ME, OR I WILL THRUST A STAKE THROUGH YOUR HEART.
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