♥CHOWY.

HAS RETIRED FROM FANFICTION.
Hell yeah, hello buddies, I have retired from fanfiction, so I dont really care. I know flamers like to flame for putting all these words in bold, so Im bolding everyth, and come and flame me AND KISS MY ASS. Lol. Byeee to fanfiction (:

PS: Screw crap stories. If you arent a good writer, you'll never be. (:D)

DISCLAIMER
I do NOT own any of the characters or settings, etc in the stories that I write about.
However I do own stories and plot details which I write, so if you wish to borrow ideas or something, PM me!
Any resemblance to living or dead is entirely coincidental :)

WARNING
Read stories at your very own risk!
Lemon stories, crap stories and stupid stories are all the writer knows how to write, so be sure you are willing to take that risk.

RISKS
Lemon stories: Side effects include drooling, staring at the screen like a whacko, giggling manically to yourself, or simply dismissing the story as not "powerful" enough
Crap stories: Staring at the screen for approx. 3 -5 minutes, flabbergasted, until someone (most likely your mother) comes to tap you and you start screaming at her, along the lines of "Utter useless crap which is not needed on this world!"
Stupid stories: Effect is largely similar to crap stories, but may also include maniacal laughing. Beware that these sideeffects also put you directly in line for WoodBridge Most Affected In The Mind Patients.

CONTACT
Gosh, you want to talk to ME? make sure you have a high level of tolerance to craziness and almost manical laughter :)
PM me: Of course you can! And we can talk all day! Trust me, I talk ALOT.

PAIRINGS
RoyalShipping! This has to be my all time favourite. Don't you find the idea of Zane and Alexis so utterly hot? Anyway Im the biggest fan of Zane Truesdale, so NO flames please, or be warned, you might find your head stuffed down the toilet bowl with lettuce, tomato sauce, and other disgusting things.
Valentineshipping! Recently, I've become quite obsessed with this pairing. Yes, they are sweet, and quite funny together :)
Spiritshipping! Yup, influenced by DIAPERS! Well, Johan x Judai are pretty cute together. But, I have something against gays xD Joking!

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
if you are weak at heart: DO NOT, no matter what, DO NOT, read the lemon stories which I wrote. (so far XXX and Love can go two ways) If you have misread or misunderstood the titles, or failed to see the rating M, please exit out IMMEDIATELY. The author will not be blamed for any mishaps.
if you are just looking around: feel free to look around at all my stories! They're mostly crap, but yes, please look at them and at least R&R! You have my love if you R&R:)

FRIENDS
princessgirl101; the first friend i've met, and yes she's pretty cool too! And a ROYALSHIPPING fan too what else!
DIAPERS; the first one who introduced me to fanfic! My boiboi lol. Plus she thinks ZaneT is hot :)
ChazzyLuverGirl; her stories are so cool! although her biggest fault is making friends with diapers the retard! joking :)
WhiteLadyDragon; her stories are so funny! Heehee this is one crapper I want to learn from xD

R&R:)

Also, DIAPERS is NOT my boiboi. she was picked up from the rubbis bin. so yup. I am NOT her mother in real life. err, im not that old? Diapers is picked up from the rubbish bin with only diapers on, thus, she was named diapers :

I ignore flames. :) I have no time to look at stuff like that. Try harder, kiddo.