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since: 02-14-09, id: 1838195, Profile Updated: 07-19-11
country: USA
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Ello :3

Name: Kaname
Age: Somewhere b/t 18-22
Height: 5'3 1/2"
Weight: Tch.
Blood Type: A+
Ethnicity: Creole, Blackfoot Nation, Scots-Irish, Cameroonian

Sasuke said it best: "There are many things I hate, and not many things I like..."
-Naruto English Dub

I generally come off as cold and standoff-ish. I've been known to have a superior/elitist attitude. I’m an existentialist. I’m a perfectionist. It’s slightly annoying in itself. -_- I’m apart of the rare group of Virgos known as “the chaotic virgo” I’m lazy as hell, a little unorganized, but I still harbor a lot of qualities that “regular” virgos have (the differences are partially due to the Libra side of my personality). I’ve wandered around fanfiction.net for the better part of 5 years, and I’ve been an actual member since St. Valentine’s Day of ’09. I’m here to accomplish a few personal goals: conquer my own personal fear of letting others read my works, grow as a writer, further develop my writing style, learn my weaknesses and strengths as a writer, learn to actually finish a story (I figure maybe posting and getting readers to demand that I keep writing will help with that XD), and just have fun. I'm incredibly shy upon first meeting, but I open up after we've talked and/or hung out for awhile. I'm quiet, and don't mind being alone. I get annoyed very easily. I'm pretty ignorant of a lot of things because I grew up in isolation. It's also the reason I've been called socially inept. People think that I have "mental problems"...Oh, well. -shrugs- I'm pretty complex(that's what they say), but at the same time, pretty simple; complex simplicity. Yeah =D

I Roleplay like no one's business. I have my own OC that I use to RP and in fanfiction. I'm a certified Narutard, and I'm completely fine with that. Manga/Anime take up a big portion of my life, as does Reading, Writing, Daydreaming, Stargazing, Cloud-watching, Breathing, Planning my hostile takeover of the world, Ninja-Running, Walking, Singing, Dancing, the Internet, Thinking, Video Games (I'm a big Final Fantasy fan), etc., etc...

Music is what sets my soul on fire.

There's nothing else in the world like it. It seriously does something unexplainable to me. Example: Whenever I have a headache, I listen to music, and it goes away. 0.o Now, normally, music would make the headache worse, right? Tch. Not with me. XD I enjoy all genres of music except rap, though my heart lies most with Rock, K-Pop, J-Trance, K-Rock, Dance/Electronica/Trance/Hard House-type, and J-music.

Personality Type: I'm an INTP. Here are a couple of sites that tell you about it:

http://www.personalitypage.com/INTP.html

http://www.intp.org/intprofile.html

Blood-type Personality: I'm Type A, I think the Japanese were pretty on point with this.

Sun Sign: I'm a Virgo/Libra cusp, also known as "The Cusp of Beauty" XD Psh.

Chinese Zodiac: Born in the Year of the Earth Snake :3

Fav. Naruto Character? Gaara

Fav. pairings? Almost any pairing involving my favorite Kazekage. Also, ShikaIno, KankyIno(weird, I know.), Uchihacest, and Hyuugacest. Leave me and my twisted mind alone, okay? ^-^ [ This will be updated the more I match up random pairings and search out good stories containing them. ]

I am a fan of all fanfiction: Het, Yaoi, Yuri, etc. As long as the plot satisfies, the story is interesting, and there aren't excessive grammar/spelling errors, I'm all for it.

READ THIS PLEASE!

Temporary hiatus. Please forgive me. My mother's ill. She's recently been released from the hospital and I've been taking care of her since she's been home like the good child I am. I won't be working on anything until she's back on her feet. :heartsandthingsgohere:

PLEASE READ THIS GUYS: I'm really sorry to everyone waiting on the sequel to CP. But, I just don't have the time to do it. I feel like I've been making excuse after excuse after excuse. But, life is really fucking suck. And it hasn't slowed down since the last update. My mom is getting married, my dad is getting married, my mom is having surgery(again. her previous surgery didn't do its job. -_-;) around my birthday, I start my new job soon, I'm preparing for school, preparing to move...I just...can't seem to make the time.. I'm really, really sorry. But, the CP sequel is going on a hiatus that is possibly indefinite. When things settle down, I'll try to write it. But, with everything going on, I can't even think about it.

xoxo
CHL

HEY GUYS!! Is it too much to ask to get a review for my stories, please? I only have 5 people who reviewed, and I have been attracting a fair amount of hits/visits. I live for the feedback. It lets me know that you like what I produce. Is it really that much trouble to drop a "great story" or something? o_O

I am in need of a Beta.

I am currently working on a couple of new stories, one for Naruto and one for Final Fantasy X-2.

Naruto Story: Sabaku no Gaara suffers from Satyromania, the male form of Nymphomania(Addiction to sex). He lives with his best friends,Haruno Sakura, and the ADD/ADHD Uzumaki Naruto. One day, he meets a girl in group therapy who completely turns his life around, not only because she's amazing in her own right, but because she has the power to curb his addiction. *HIATUS DUE TO LOSS OF PREVIOUS WORK ON IT. PLOT WILL MOST LIKELY BE REVISED*

*Final Fantasy X-2 Story: There really isn't a summary for this one, b/c I've been really focused on my Naruto story and my guitar lessons and language study. This one hasn't been getting very much attention but I have been jotting down ideas for it whenever they pop up. Just know that it will be a Rippal.

(New)Naruto: I just came up with an idea, centered around GaaDei, after reading something that my girlfriend and I were working on together. There isn't much except for what's currently in my head. But, I hope to turn into something that I, and everyone else, will love.

Please don't steal my ideas. -.- I've put in a lot of my spare time into researching for my stories to make them as realistic as possible and if I find out all of that bitch slaps me in the face b/c my story ideas were stolen, someone WILL feel my wrath. [

I am an Active Beta and am currently accepting requests. PM me if you're interested :)

Also: I'm posting my website/blog here just in case anyone wants to talk more with me.

I have a Twitter and Tumblr:

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/_killerapples
Tumblr: tokyo1ove1ight.tumblr.com

END OF AUTHOR/STORY UPDATES! THANK YOU FOR READING!!

I am addicted to ナルトand ナルト疾風伝parodies. The really good ones are hilarious, especially the Abridged Series(serieses..I KNOW that's not an actual word, let me have my moment, damnit!). Here are some of my favorite quotes from different parodies:

Deidara: Who do you think you are?!
Gaara: I'm the Kazekage..bitch!

Jiraiya: Okay, Naruto; your first Ninja test is to walk on water.
Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraiya: Yes, Naruto. Like Jesus...
Naruto: Wait a minute..Does that mean Jesus was a Ninja?!
Jiraiya: ...Yes, Naruto. Jesus...was a Ninja...
Naruto: Really?!
Jiraiya: ...NO NOT REALLY!!
Naruto: ...Awww

Gaara: Hi
Kakashi: What do you want?
Gaara: Can Sasuke come out to die?
Kakashi: Not. Now.
Gaara: Okay. (takes deep breath and closes eyes) How about now?
Kakashi: Will you GO AWAY?!

Deidara: So, you really are Gaara of the Desert, huh?
Gaara: Yes...At least, that's what it says on my Wikipedia profile.

Gaara: Eat SAND, mothafucker!!

Neji & Kiba are surfer dudes in one Abridged series.. XD Awesome

Neji: Dude, don't forget our trip to Medieval England later!
Kiba: Awesome!
Neji: Don't you mean...
Neji/Kiba: EXCELLENT!!

Neji: Dude, Hinata, like...I don't care if you're like, from the main family and stuff, I'm still gunna like...beat you most heinously.

Hinata: (while falling) OW, my boobs! I need those for seducing!!
Neji: Dude, like, no one can see 'em anyway with your eskimo coat on..

Gaara: (After Funk off battle #1 with Rock Lee) You're good.
Rock Lee: I learned from the best!
Gai-sensei: That's right, Lee! Shake yer goods!! (pose)
Gaara: Wow...I think I'm gunna need some mind soap...

Gaara: Kankurou, listen to your brother well. You look like shit.
Kankurou: Pardon?!
Gaara: Seriously, your face looks like an ugly guy beat you with an ugly stick. And that person called 20 more ugly guys, and they ALL beat you with an ugly stick.
Kankurou: What the fuck?!
Gaara: And on top of that, you wear make-up, which clearly suggests you're gay.
Kankurou:WHAT THE FUCK?! o.0

After a big spat of what to call Gaara, whether it should be '...of the Funk' or '...of the sexually transmitted diseases' and Kankurou being a failed abortion..

Gaara: I'll be Gaara...of the bitches.

Kakashi: Sakura...Sasuke's GAY. Accept it and move on.
Sakura: LIES! All LIES! Lalalalaaaa!

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei, can I train with you now?
Sasuke: (Off in the distance, but obviously in earshot) Sharingans only, BITCH!!

Baki: What's his condition, Dr.? (talking about Kankuro after his fight with Sasori)
Suna Medic-Nin: Well, he's suffering from Chronic Tear-duct redundancy..and his throat is swollen. At this point, we've diagnosed him with..
Baki: You don't mean...?
Suna Medic-Nin: I'm afraid so..Little Pussy Fag Bitch Pansy Ass Sissy Syndrome (echooo) Only one other person has been recorded having contracted this disease..
Baki: Sasuke Uchiha
Suna Medic-Nin:
At the rate of its' spread, I regret to say that he'll be wanting revenge on everything by morning.
Baki: The Madness...THE MADDNESSSS!!

Sasuke: Itachi, I've finally found you! You're harder to find than Carmen Sandiego!!
Itachi: (slams Sasuke into wall) No one's harder to find than Carmen!!

Neji has a scottish accent! Scottish Neji FTW!!

Neji: Oi! Stop saying 'Hai', ya lilly-livered faggots!

While watching Maito Gai fight Kisame

Rock Lee: Look! Gai-sensei's using Kaio-ken, haha!!
Neji: What a twist!

Gaara Rapping!!

Gaara: House real big, car real big, dick real big everything real big. Rims real big, pockets real big...(looks out window while music still plays)...ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps, bitches, hoes.

Itachi: I'm about to open a can of whoopkeister on you
Naruto: That's what I told your mom when I was slappin' that ass, hahahaha
(Itachi bombards Naruto with a barrage of shuriken)
Naruto: ...ow

Itachi: Fire Style: Fag Repellent Jutsu! (Kakashi dodges) Well, that was fail. Fire Style: SUPER FAG REPELLENT JUTSU!!

Itachi: Tobi's a gay robot
Tobi/Madara: Your mother's a gay robot

chorus of 'ooooohhhhs!!'

Itachi: Well, your mother's like a bag of pringles; once I pop, the fun don't stop.
Akatsuki Member: Get 'im! Get 'im!
Another Akatsuki Member: Shuddup, foo!
Deidara: Sasori's mom is like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, she blows, and when I get done with her, I put the bitch away for later.

Gaara: Shut up. It's sandage time, motherfucker~

Deidara: I'ma bag me some Ginger Beef Jerky.
Sasori:
What?
Deidara: Yeah, you want some? Because, I'm not making two trips, clay prices are already high as hell...
Sasori: What the HELL is Ginger Beef Jerky?!
Deidara: You gotta be kidding me!! The whole reason we came to the Sand Village was to get some Ginger Beef Jerky from some dude named Ichibi. See? We have these talks for a reason, Sasori no Donna.
Sasori: You idiot! It's not Ginger Beef Jerky, it's Jinchurkie.
Deidara: Tomato, Tomahto; any way you say it, it goes great with a little Barbeque Sauce.

More to come later XD

Actual Quotes from Naruto/Naruto: Shippuuden

Gaara: Sen yen sei ko/That's as far as you go (Fav. Shippuuden quote so far. Guess why? XD)

More actual quotes to come later :

You know you're a Naruto addict when...

You eat Ramen all day everyday.

You know the hand seals for 3+ jutsu

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy 200 pair's of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo!" or "Believe It!" after every sentence.

You cover half your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and mantain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video.

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging evrything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women "Ero-sennin" or "Pervy sage".

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadkimasu" before you eat.

Your dreaams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take them out.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think it's the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back into your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equeals.

You do something stupid, and claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on you neck.

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, or all of the Akatsuki members.

You make pairings between the characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy Naruto stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00am.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrustung your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "The Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers "Sensei" and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part of your mission.

You use pick-up lines like "Wanna see my new Jutsu?" or "Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?"

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making handsigns...

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

You in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sause and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same symbol on it and you got it again 'cause it's a different colour or it's metal.

You trust your life in websites like "Saiyanisland" or "Uzumakiworld".

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuden on Adult Swim.

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You considered becoming a doctor so you can be a "Medic-nin".

You talk about the characters as if they are real people.

You can't stop staring at all the posters and pictures you have of them on your wall.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, adlex47, chxlullabies

If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile

-started singing really loudly in public

-Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, chxlullabies are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

my favorite qouets

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Don't like my attitude? Call

shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earht is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy"

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck.

Our neighborhood is full of weirdos. We fit right in!

If he rips my arms off I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes out I'll curse him from beyond my grave!

Yeah... I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out... What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right?
I'll give them all to you. I'm always a good boy. Yes, let's do it. Mom, I'll watch.

The only emotional ties I have with my family are the ones I'd like to wrap around their necks

Get.Off.The.Nuclear.War.Head

"Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! By..HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!

"Think of all the fun we can have! The teachers we'll scar, the students we'll corrupt!

INDIA?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the hell am I talking to some guy in India about a computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?!"

Theres always a way out, and sometimes it comes with missle launchers.

ps. dont let the air mug you IT'S EVERYWHERE THERE IS NO ECAPE FROM IT! Quickly we must lock our selvs into a air proff container... then we will be safe

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Welcome to loserville. Population: You."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Pain. Joy. Sorrow. Suffering. The beats of life."

"Need a vacation? GO AWAY!"

"Anti-social, much?"

"Got Ramen?"

"I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things."

"Randomness is the base of conversation.”

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"

"I hear highschool's easier the second time around."

"Who needs food? We have snowcones!"

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."(My excus for not doing homework!)

"I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again."

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings’,”

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Would you follow Jesus this close?"

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!"

"Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same."

“If you are going to burn, you have to burn RIGHT,”

"If you don’t leave now, I will personally kill you, then spend the rest of my life dancing on your grave the moment I can actually move again."

"I think we’ve had a bad influence on him, he’s as crazy as we are."

"I'll have you know I am ROYAL!"-"A Royal PAIN!"

"Pest."-/At your service. /-(With a smile.)

“Children. We are here to exchange money. Not squabble about your nonexistent past lives. Now the nice goblins are waiting to take your money and open a bank account for you. Please try to at least act like normal, quiet, peaceful, law-abiding citizens for once in your damned lives.”

“IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT!”

“Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.”

“That’s my boy, you’re always been a pain in the butt.”

“Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid.”

“-We came here to look for a bathroom. Not your past!”

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!"

"I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"

“If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.”

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down."

"I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…”

"Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork."

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is nifty."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested."

“Well, that was a nine-point-nine on the ‘Weird-Shit-O-Meter’.”

"It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.."

"It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone."

"Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you,"

“I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!”

“Words marked, remembered, and stored for blackmail!”

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an appendage. Then it's just a game of keep away!"

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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Now, this is just a note: I love other things besides Naruto, like video games and movies and being stupid and yada yada...I'm just not as addicted to all of that ..heh, heh. XD

Now playing: Dekiai - 176BIZ

Later days.

RIP Jasmine You, Bassist of Versailles - 2009.08.09

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1. Consolation Prize reviews
After a failed attempt to rob the home of University student Haruno Sakura, Gaara and Neji make a deal that will ensure they don't leave empty-handed. Gaara/Sakura/Neji Powerhour smutfest! One-shot. Lemon. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-4-11 - Published: 3-16-10 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
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