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Author has written 16 stories for Diana Wynne Jones, Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and iCarly. Hello, world! :) My real name is Thaís - that's ancient greek for "headband prostitutes wear as a sign of how much they are worth". Yeah, no joking. My family name is a planet name: like Freddie Mercury and Veronica Mars, you know? Yeah, except my name is Uranus. Not joking again. Anyway, I enjoy writing a lot; my choices of fandom might sometimes strike you as odd -let there be said that I'm not a twihard or anything - but I make my choices based on styles I feel I can recreate as my own. Some of my favorite books are harder to write about thus the lack of them on my profile. I write romance. I write romance and drama. I write romance and comedy. I write romance and other stuff... Obviously, I have no boyfriend whatsoever. I do, however, own a pet cactus named Ricarctus. You can call him Dick. Or Rick. He's cool with both. I was born in 89 (you do the math), meaning I'm not that old but I'm already too old to be writing fan fiction! I'm an Aquarius (if you're into that sort of thing) and that usually means I'm astrologically destined to be lonely, miserable and surrounded by cats and Jane Austen books. I listen to a bunch of different styles of music - and I'm not joking about this, my playlist has soppy country, hair metal and depressive indie songs. I read a lot, I write a lot and I also draw a lot. Really, fan fiction wasn't already wasting my time enough, so I also do fan art : You can check my stuff here: http://thatu.deviantart.com And now, my final words: I'm easy. If you wanna be friends, worship me or insult me just send me a PM, I'll reply. I always reply. I enjoy meeting people, a lot. Cacti are not the most talkative of pets. | |||||||
1. No Real Meaning reviewsReyna sat up on her bed abruptly as if waking from a nightmare, her breath caught on her throat as her shoulders went up and down and her eyes suddenly became very alert. Something was not right. Something was definitely not right. And then, of course, it occurred to her that she was naked. - Leyna.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-5-13 - Leo V. & Reyna - Complete2. High School Mythical » reviewsIn the small town of Olympus, two high schools fight over who has the best athletes, brains and artists. For decades, their rivalry has reached extreme levels of intolerance and even violence. However, things start to change when the mayor's wife, for her own gain, decides to exchange some students. A High School/Human AU where things actually make sense![Canon pairings/Leyna].Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 11-7-12 - Percy J. & Jason G.3. Universal reviewsJason has a brief encounter with the goddess of Revenge and she has a lesson or two to teach him.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-1-12 - Jason G. & Reyna - Complete4. Organic, After All » reviewsThe biggest surprise of all, even after ending up together of all things, was probably Leo finding out that Reyna had a beating heart and was, after all, human. Some Leyna short stories I did for fun. Snippets from their life together and all the mayhem it comes from that.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 10-22-12 - Published: 10-8-12 - Leo V. & Reyna - Complete5. Calamity Clarisse » reviewsClarisse believes liking people is a hard task; people that like Clarisse all agree that liking her is at least three times harder. – A detailed description of Clarisse's lack of social skills and its violent consequences to everyone,well, mostly Chris.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,628 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 4-10-10 - Clarisse R. & Chris R.6. Diplomacy reviewsThe praetor of the Twelfth Legion wasn't exactly the company Leo Valdez had in mind for that night: she was cold, quiet and, worst of all, lacked a sense of humor – but, then again, when did Leo ever get what he wanted?- A Leo x Reyna short story.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 2-1-12 - Leo V. & Reyna - Complete7. Sweet and Corny » reviewsThe Stolls have many problems: they're in a town the size of a peanut where people don't even know the meaning of "Wi-fi"; surrounded by cereal and cattle everywhere. Katie Gardner, on the other hand, only has two problems: Travis and Connor Stoll.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 12-7-11 - Published: 7-19-10 - Katie G. & Travis S.8. Push and Pull » reviewsThalia spent half her life listing in silence the things she knew pulled her towards him and she now has all eternity to wonder what part of him led her into pushing him from a cliff. The story of Luke and Thalia told as a collection of moments.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 3-28-11 - Published: 10-5-10 - Thalia G. & Luke C.9. Recklessly reviewsThere's a difference between being brave and being simply reckless. As Chris Rodriguez stands by the bonfire that first night after he got cured, he wonders if he'll ever be able to be more than just the second. It's time for him to take action.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-28-10 - Chris R. & Clarisse R. - Complete10. iLoathe You » reviewsA series of stand alone Seddie oneshots that originated either from missing moments of the series, quotes or episode facts. No real chronology.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,391 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 6-16-10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Sam P. & Freddie B.11. Bada Bing, Bada Boom! » reviewsI never really understood why people had such a hard time distinguishing the twins; Rebecca had a sweet and serene face, sorta like an angel. Rachel was the one with the permanent evil glare towards me.- Paul imprints on his worst nightmare.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 354 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 10-31-08 - Paul & Rachel12. Nothing so Sweet » reviewsClumsy war hero meets often drunk and constantly grumpy landlady. They're barely acquaintances and if it wasn't for a trick or two that destiny pulled them, that would problably never change. NevillexHannah.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 11-2-08 - Neville L. & Hannah A.13. Brave Face reviewsSome human weaknesses can never be left behind no matter how strong we've became. Even when gravity is stronger than logic, how can this be still alive? Sam's POV from the moment Leah phased to the day she left his pack.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 9-29-08 - Leah & Sam - Complete14. Oedipus » reviewsAlmost killed by bear, saved by outragesouly gorgeous undead woman, transformed into vampire, fell in love with outrageously gorgeous undead woman, outrageously gorgeous undead woman just sees me as a son. Pretty good year so far,right? RoseXEm.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 10-17-08 - Emmett & Rosalie15. My Beloved Monster » reviewsNessie is sixteeen - five, actually - and she decides it's time to start keeping secrets. Jacob is afraid of loving Nessie; Nessie is afraid of Jacob himself and Edward is just afraid of Jacob touching his daughter. Now complete and edited .Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 9-13-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete16. Small, Tiny, Almost Insignificant Detail » reviews[MoC] Fall in love and decide to get married was the easy part for Rosa and Marco. But what happens when your true love is the person you must hate the most? Will they grow old together or will it be Romeo&Juliet all over again?Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 8-15-05
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