My name is Ami Gruenhagen and I'm not scared of internet rapists so I give out my name freely. ...My life is about as interesting as Ohio real estate, since I live in Hicksville, Ohio, where we worship the corn gods and dance for rain. My hobbies include shucking corn and going down to the general store on Main Street to get chicken feed for Mr. Brown's farm. ...Please buy a chicken from him, or he'll have to kill Wilbur for some bacon to keep his family alive. :c I like pretty boys with the emotional stability of a teenage girl. I also like them to be tied up and suffering. Some things I hate are Tinkerbell, children, puppies, and the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. Oh, and internet explorer. Damn it for not having spell check. -shakes an angry fist- My hopes for life are to become assistant manager at the local walmart and one day have a religion based around me. Recently, I've been having an affair with the enter button. Psst, don't tell the semi colon.
Look, it's a ho! No, it's just me D:
Now this is where Nelson from the Simpson comes in and laughs at my photowhoring. Feel free to join in.
Other crap websites that I'm on
DeviantArt
Gaia
MyYearbook
LiveJournal
Youtube
MSN messenger- take_my_heart_today -cheezy username is cheezy-
Feel free to talk to me anywhere in the links up there. Actually, I beg you too. I love whoring myself out for new friends, but I'm just a whore in general, so that comes easy to me. Friends friends friends. Anzu would be proud.
Some useless shit you might be interested to know
-I am an artist, not a writer
-I get hot over fashion
-I am very pessimistic
-In wit, I look up to Huey from the Boondocks, irregardless that he is a cartoon.
-I hate any form of metal, and rock in general. Rap is the way to go. And Bollywood. Pretty much any world music. (Amr Diab, Admiral T, Steen1, Nik Og Jay are my cup of tea!) Go look up Lupe Fiasco /shameless advertisement The only rock I like is The Beatles, and I've loved them my entire life. I haven't just jumped on the bandwagon because of that shitty Across the Universe movie; no. My favorite song is Within You Without You written by George Harrison
-I'm kinda sorta what you'd call a prep, and if I didn't like anime, then I would be one.
-I am completely obsessed with my Sousaphone. Do not call it a Tuba.
-Mariku is more appealing to me when he's being tortured psychologically and/or physically. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, MARIKU!
-I hate Atemu with a passion akin to BURNING HEMMORHOIDS. -clearly, my overuse of caps lock gives it away-
-And here's a shocker: Mariku makes me so fucking hot. Oh god, yes.
My ever growing list of cartoon boys that give me eyegams (in order!)
-Malik and Mariku Ishtar
-Suigintou. But she's not a boy. She just has doll joints.
-Digimon Kaizer. No shit, really. He has a WHIP.
-Ryou Bakura and Yami no Bakura(that includes Touzouku as well)
-Huey Freeman ...lul, pedobear. No wait, it'd be Shoutacat, eh?
-Ling Yao
-Shaadi
-Mello
-Edward Elric
-Ayogi Ritsuka
-Envy
-Cain
And that completes my list of generic anime characters that I fawn over and make me drop my IQ. ._.
Myfavorite slash pairings
-Bronzeshipping (MalikMariku)
-Executeshipping (MarikuShaadi)
-any combination of Ryou, Bakura, Touzouku, Malik, and Mariku -five some!-
-SuigintouSouseiseki somebody needs to write this.
-SuigintouShinku
-LingEd
-HueyCeasar
-MelloMatt
-Elricest
-EnvyEd
HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE DRAW ME ART FOR MY FUCKED UP STALKER FIC.
Raggedy - Comic 1 , Comic 2
Anime-fan Meepa - Mariku being creepy and Malik getted molested and crying. What variety. But it's kick ass.
Me - I'm such a ho that I draw my own fanart. , Mariku getting raped by t-t-tentacles.
Now, you, yes, you, I have your IP address. Go draw me fanart, or I'll spam your youtube account. Mariku being tentacle raped would be nice. -hart-
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