| Cloud Arcanine |
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto. Holy shit I haven't been on here in forever. The last time I was I was like... 13 lol. I'm gonna change some stuff on here now kthxbai. Touhou and Higurashi ftw. Other Pages: DeviantArt I am a Beta Reader, so if anyone needs one I'm always open. Currently Beta-ing: None Favorite quotes used by friends: (This really doesn't apply to much anymore but I'll keep it here for old time's sake) "This is true!" Joe (Sasuke) "Because I like sharp, pointy objects." Alyssa/Otaku XD (Tenten) "If only this pillow really was Mike." Jennifer (Ino) "Stop talking or I'll shove my foot so far up your butt, you'll have shoe laces for eyes!" Debbie "Wow. The umbrella on the deck looks like a satellite dish...holy crap someone help me fix the umbrella!" Alyssa/Otaku XD (Tenten) "Pie!" Joe (Sasuke) "You think it's a ninja snake?...What's wrong? Oh, I don't know, just having the word 'snake' and 'ninja' in the same sentence!" Joe (Sasuke) "Pie is the meaning of life. I mean, it is so tasty, then what is it if not the meaning of all things?" Joe (Sasuke) "Look at me! I'm Sesshomaru! I have an overly high opinion of myself! I'm such a premodana! I'm so cool! My little brother is only a half-demon, so he's not cool! Hahaha! I have an imp and a little girl following me around everywhere! Whats up with that? What is up with that?!" Joe (Sasuke) "Stop looking at my ass!" Jennifer (Ino) "And remember, don't dip your dumplings!" Alyssa/Otaku XD (Tenten) "We'll kill time just to watch it die." My middle school science teacher, Mr. C "Today we're going to learn about SEX! ... in the world of insects." Mr. C | |||||||||
1. Impermissus Adamo » reviewsAsuma Sarutobi loves Kurenai Yuhi like a man should love a woman, but feels the same for his close friend Kakashi Hatake. And now he can't decide which choice is the right one. AsumaxKakashi, AsumaxKurenai. Yaoi, hentai, lemons, limes, all that good stuffNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 9-17-08 - Asuma S. & Kakashi H.2. Joe's Theories » reviewsMy friend Joe has his own Weird outlook on Naruto. These are things he thinks should happen. They are weird, and all the ideas belong to Joe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 6-23-073. Gai vs Kakashi! The final battle » reviewsGai has chalenged Kakashi to 3 final chalenges to determine who is the better ninja. but Kakashi, well, he doesn't really seem to care.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 11-6-06 - Kakashi H.4. The curse of the Lycanthrope » reviewsAfter returning from a visit with Inari in the land of waves, a member of team 7 is bitten by a large wolf and soon begins acting strangly. Can the others save them before it's to late? A bit of a lemon is last chapter, which is 17. KakashiXSakuraXKakashiNaruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 10-10-06 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete5. Weirdness » reviewsBecause of a sudden heat wave, Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi have gone practicly insane. Whats Sakura to do? My first! Please give it a chance. Very Funny. Better in more chapters.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 17,633 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 8-28-066. Curse of the Lycanthrope 2 » reviewsSakura and Kakashi's human traits seem to be restored. That is, until history repeats itself. one lemon and one lime. Best to read the 'Curse of the Lycanthrope' first. I suck at summaries. Updating again!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 11-9-06 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H.7. Happy Birthday To The Equally Important reviewsA dedication to Kakashi for his birthday. No pairings, meant to be sweet, cute and happy . Please Read and Review.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete8. Naruto's New Training » reviewsNaruto and Hinata are going on a date! But Naruto isn't what you'd call 'Prince Yuki'. Tsunade's busy, so she asks Shizune and 4 other Shinobi to help. One things for sure, this wont be easy. NaruHina! Rated T for very light Jiraiya ness. Please R&RNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 8-30-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.9. Temptations »Violent song fics about Naruto characters. Your job is to see yourself how the song fits the character. Your reason may be different from someone else's. Rated M in case.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-23-0710. Naruto! The missions we didin't see reviewsBefore Team 7 left to protect Tazuna, they were given a list of missions they could've done. Like grocery shopping, babysitting, potato picking, ect ect. We never saw those, but we can at least read about them. If there's a mission you wanna see, say soNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-0711. Remember to Die reviewsHe made a contract with Satan himself. He'd live for 20 more years in exchange for the rehabilitation of a town destroyed by a raging fire. It's the last day of his life. The day before his birthday. And there's nothing he can do to change it. NO PAIRINGSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-07 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Naruto 'Know your stars » reviewsThe 'Evil' voice has returned to wreak havoc on the ninjas of Konoha. 2nd story! Yay! Me and Kakashi hope you'll read it!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 9-7-0613. Why my friends and I should not be in 'Naruto' reviewsEvery time I see my friends I ask If you were in 'Naruto, what would you do? And now, for the first time ever, it's here! Warning: No pairings, complete randomness, and things just plain wacky.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-12-06 - Kakashi H.