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since: 11-03-00, id: 24324, Profile Updated: 10-23-11
country: USA
Author has written 62 stories for Blue's Clues, Animaniacs, Garfield, Powerpuff Girls, Pinky and the Brain, Fairly OddParents, Time Squad, Looney Tunes, Incredibles, SpongeBob SquarePants, Liberty's Kids, DuckTales, Muppets Tonight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fraggle Rock, DarkWing Duck, Horton Hears a Who, Disney, Hey Arnold, Princess and the Frog, and Phineas and Ferb.

Commander is:

-female
-twenty-five years old
-a college graduate, with bachelor's degrees in English and Spanish
-an aspiring librarian (ooh, such lofty goals)
-a wannabe writer
-a Christian, but generally opened minded and almost impossible to offend
-a total pervert, even though she doesn't seem like the type
-ugly
-boring
-a loser
-not very talented
-self-critical, and her self-esteem is probably far too low to be healthy
-generally nice, even to flamers :D
-a huge fangirl of Theodore Roosevelt and Groucho Marx
-someone with many, many interests
-random
-a lover of odd, non-canon, and crack pairings (this is an always incomplete list of what she ships)
-Commander30 on LiveJournal
-Commander on Archive of Our Own
-Commander on AdultFanFiction.net
-CommanderD on DeviantArt
-Commander30 on YouTube
-Commander30 on LiveVideo
-the author of the Mojo/Blossom ship manifesto (which she highly recommends reading if you can't understand why she ships such a strange pairing)
-a DVD whore (see?!)
-completely embarrassed by everything written before "Bigger Than That" (as well as many things after, too!) but can't bring herself to delete anything
-open to any questions, critiques, or comments about her work; welcomes all reviews, emails, and PMs with open arms!
-thirsty
-wondering why she keeps referring to herself in third person
-out of things to say about herself
-finished with this silly profile

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1. From the Beginning reviews
For as long as the Powerpuff Girls were there, evil would never prevail. One-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-11 - Professor Utonium - Complete
2. Love's Sweet Charity » reviews
Bubbles, in an attempt to toughen up, is spending her afternoons at the Townsville prison. But she finds that, perhaps, the villains need softening more than she needs toughening. Mojo/Bubbles MoBubs
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,137 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 8-18-07 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo
3. Pushover reviews
Six-year-old Vanessa Doofenshmirtz wants a pet. And by "pet" I mean "Perry the Platypus". This could complicate matters. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,754 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-26-11 - Complete
4. Kulpo reviews
Vanessa's fights with her dad would probably last a lot longer if the guilt and remorse didn't go both ways. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-17-11 - Vanessa & Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
5. Mingled Sense and Nonsense » reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,883 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-17-11 - Perry - Complete
6. Sculpting Cheese Elvises » reviews
A silly yet grieving fairy, his overly-responsible son, and the distrusting girl they are assigned to. In the month that follows, Cosmo, Poof, and Anna just might discover not only the family they have with each other, but also themselves.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,108 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-17-11 - Published: 12-16-10 - Cosmo & Poof - Complete
7. Fairytales reviews
Fairytales, across different times and places. One-shot.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-5-10 - Complete
8. Faults reviews
The faults that run through your life can drive away the few people left who are close to you... especially when you believe they're all your fault. And that you don't deserve another chance. And yet... he's still there. One-shot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-10 - Cosmo & Poof - Complete
9. Wonderful Tonight reviews
It's late in the evening... AUGH! How he hates that stupid song! Why won't it get out of his head? One-shot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-11-10 - Cosmo & Wanda - Complete
10. On This Couch reviews
What does it take to make a baby? A couch, a large portion of magic, a checkers board, and lots and lots of laughter... but no blowtorches. Seriously. Put that thing away. One-shot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-28-10 - Wanda & Cosmo - Complete
11. I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight reviews
"You say you want to kill me. Well, do you know what they call an orgasm in French? La petite mort. 'The little death'." Rated for hatesex, language, irony, and lots and lots of eggs. One-shot.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-19-10 - Tiana & Prince Naveen - Complete
12. Through a Stained Glass Wall » reviews
Charlotte has kissed a frog and gotten a prince. Naveen has found a pretty rich girl to marry. Tiana has finally obtained the money for her restaurant. And now everyone's getting exactly what they thought they wanted... Alternate ending AU.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,145 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 5-20-10 - Published: 3-28-10 - Tiana & Prince Naveen - Complete
13. Powerless reviews
Even if you're manipulator of three, being manipulated by one still leaves you feeling powerless. Him/Mojo, plus Mojo/all three PPGs. Flame me to the hills. One-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-10 - Mojo Jojo & Him - Complete
14. Glad We Did reviews
If she really did have only a few years left to live, she had to make every moment count... and why wait for what her heart was already completely sure of? One-shot.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-9-10 - Tiana & Prince Naveen - Complete
15. Salted Nut Rolls » reviews
It would be a daunting enough task to tutor the weird girl with the bizarre hair and bizarre fashion sense even if you had never actually met her. It was downright scary to tutor that girl and know that, at least once, she had been in love with you. A/H
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,973 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 12-21-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - Arnold & Helga - Complete
16. Wait— reviews
She didn't mean to keep on believing him. Red/Traveling Matt for the win. Along with a few other pairings. One-shot.
Fraggle Rock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-09 - Red & Traveling Matt - Complete
17. Five Kisses » reviews
Shakespeare's original version of Romeo and Juliet has FIVE kisses? Helga's totally getting gypped! ...Or is she? "School Play" inspired two-shot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 5-21-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete
18. Promises reviews
Henri's duty is to learn to read... while Lafayette's is to lead troops into battle. And Henri has objections to both of these, objections that only Lafayette himself can quell. One shot.
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
19. Flutters reviews
IT has been happening to Gosalyn... but brought on by someone she hadn't expected. Liquidator/Gosalyn, one shot.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-9-09 - Gosalyn & Liquidator - Complete
20. You Win » reviews
Daisy Duck is lonely. And maybe just a little desperate. And, in any event, certainly caught up in a certain duck's charm. Two shot.
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-4-08 - Complete
21. Tender Apprehensions reviews
/Rescuers/ A rainy night. Only one inn. With only one vacant room, with only one bed. If Bernard can just keep his distance from Bianca, he should be able to avoid saying or doing anything rash. But Bianca's not one for keeping distances. One shot.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete
22. Better Left to Chance » reviews
Maybe, if you knew in advance what life holds for you, it would make everything easier. And then again, maybe not.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,185 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete
23. The Sincere Fraud » reviews
When the triplets' mother unexpectedly returns to the lives of her family, everyone is thrown for a loop. What does she want from them? Does SHE even know?
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 4-24-06 - Complete
24. Not Worth Ten Cents reviews
When you've made something an essential part of your existence, it's hard to give it up, even when you realize it's worthless to you. Rated for sensuality and brief language. One shot.
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete
25. From Pitiful to Piteous reviews
Wealth. Power. Happiness. Christmas. And dimes. Magica de Spell understands few of these things, and has none. Maybe, then, Scrooge McDuck has good reason to pity her. One shot.
DuckTales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-12-07 - Complete
26. Uncomfortable reviews
It had already been too late, ever since he had first said the words. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-16-07 - Blossom & Brick - Complete
27. Drive Me Up a Wall! » reviews
SpongeBob FINALLY gets his driver's license... no loopholes, no special terms, nothing! So why does he keep getting into accidents... in the exact same place each time?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 6-17-06 - SpongeBob - Complete
28. Invader reviews
Lately, Gosalyn hasn't wanted to come home. One shot.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-16-07 - Gosalyn - Complete
29. Time to Spare reviews
A civil war is tearing Townsville apart, which is the perfect opportunity for Gone with the Wind inspired Mojo x Blossom angst. Please, somebody stop me. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-8-07 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete
30. My Life is a Lie reviews
The scents that soothe Bubbles are varied... mahogany, leather, and... pickles. Bubbles x Mayor. Yes, you read that right.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-22-07 - Bubbles & Mayor - Complete
31. Foolish Lies reviews
A villain cannot feel guilt. And this is Mojo Jojo's downfall. One shot, traces of MojoXBlossom... surprise surprise...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-9-07 - Mojo Jojo & Blossom - Complete
32. Refugee » reviews
Perfect memory... is it a blessing? Blossom Utonium would be quick to tell you otherwise. MojoXBlossom
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 12-8-06 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete
33. Pirate Lore reviews
Why doesn't Jack Sparrow fear death anymore? Read on and find out... DMC spoilers, one shot, JxE, blah blah blah...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-17-06 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
34. Whatever You Want reviews
The Brain has no plan for world domination tonight... but surprisingly it's Pinky who's more bothered by this. Why is that? One shot.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-17-06 - Complete
35. Afraid to Love reviews
Boober is afraid to seek out happiness for himself... but what if happiness seeks HIM out? One shot.
Fraggle Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-17-06 - Complete
36. Hero Worship reviews
Blossom has a terrible secret... one that proves she's NOT pure good. Weird, confusing, sick and wrong, and just plain strange. You have been warned. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-9-06 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete
37. Mortal reviews
Yakko Warner grapples with his mortality. One shot, thank goodness!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-31-06 - Complete
38. Wondering Why reviews
Elizabeth Swann wonders why she's done the things she's done... and why she feels the way she feels. Dead Man's Chest SPOILERS! One shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-8-06 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
39. The Shame! » reviews
A U.S. Acres fanfic. Booker is ashamed of and angry at both of his parents, and decides to run away. Meanwhile, a new rooster blows in and threatens to usurp Roy's standing!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,437 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete
40. Words Enough reviews
What's it like being the girlfriend of the resident weirdo daredevil performing artist? Camilla can't say. One shot.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-7-06 - Complete
41. The Blatant Forrest Gump Rip Off » reviews
Being an idiot ain't no box of cheese.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 7-5-05 - Cosmo & Wanda - Complete
42. Sepia Tone reviews
Louie stumbles upon an old photo album, which raises questions about his past. Rather lengthy one shot.
DuckTales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-18-06 - Complete
43. Home Again reviews
Nuttin' but a fluffy little telling of John and Abigail's reunion from the episode The Bostonians. If you can't handle fluff, then... don't read. Oneshot.
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-29-05 - Complete
44. Bigger Than That reviews
Love. It can happen to anyone. But Sandy always assumed she was bigger than that... but she isn't anymore. And there's nothing she can do about it. One-shot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-2-05 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete
45. Bully! » reviews
Cosmo and Wanda's nephew is in love with the wrong woman, their godson Theodore Roosevelt is left with a strange temp, TR's friend Edith meets the author... just read it, the summary doesn't do it justice.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 6-24-04 - Complete
46. Faithfully reviews
Commander returns with yet another annoyingly long oneshot story... this time, it's Wanda's POV of just what's going through her mind after Crocker captured her in AbraCatastrophe.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-7-05 - Wanda & Cosmo - Complete
47. Don't You Care? » reviews
Odie, thanks to his previous success as a hero, is sent to rescue eleven puppies from an avalanche. Garfield, wanting some of the glory, goes with him. In fact, he's one of many who goes with him. Finished!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 7-15-04 - Complete
48. Shades of Violet reviews
Violet Parr's view on family, school, life, and other junk. A rather trite one-shot view into Violet's mind.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-26-05 - Complete
49. Titleless » reviews
Twin teenagers Philip and Amy recieve Time Squad officer training with Tuddrussel, Larry, and Otto. The catch? They're Tuddrussel's children, whom he hasn't seen in twelve years.
Time Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 11-8-03 - Complete
50. Speak Softly » reviews
Mr. Crocker wants to capture a fairy! How do Castle Uhsmith and Terri Turner fit into this? And who is Charlotte Roosevelt, anyway, and what's her story?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 11-27-03 - Crocker & Timmy - Complete
51. Reunion reviews
Bugs and Lola have a little talk. Not at all what you'd expect.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-3-04 - Complete
52. Open Arms reviews
Just a LONG one shot fic about Cosmo's thoughts during certain scenes in A Fish Called Wanda and other stuff. Rated PG13 cuz I'm paranoid.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-16-03 - Cosmo & Wanda - Complete
53. A Fish Called Wanda » reviews
As Timmy impatiently awaits the birth of his baby sibling, Wanda tells him her life story... one filled with drama, romance, tragedy, cliffhangers, and a crazed author...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,681 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 8-11-03 - Wanda & Cosmo - Complete
54. Surprise! reviews
Timmy's in for not one, but two surprises... my first FOP fic, please read and review!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-28-03 - Timmy - Complete
55. Nameless and Homeless » reviews
So what really happened during the Warners' five years on the streets? More than you might think, actually...
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 11-7-02 - Complete
56. Brain's New Plan reviews
The Brain has a plan to take over the world, as usual, but something's missing...
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-14-02 - Complete
57. Skippy's Story » reviews
I know, I know, I said that I might write a sequel for Origins but in the meantime I'm writing this. This explains Skippy's family history and why he's living with Slappy.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-20-01 - Published: 10-18-01 - Complete
58. A Different Townsville » reviews
Him is sick and tired of the PPG ruining his evil plans, so he goes back in time and separates the PPG at birth! Twelve years later, the city is a completely different place!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-20-01 - Published: 9-30-01 - Complete
59. Origins » reviews
Finally, let the truth be known about where the Warners really came from! Updated March '05...Now newly edited...THE DIRECTOR'S CUT!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,089 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 9-27-01 - Published: 7-26-01 - Complete
60. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz reviews
While attempting to run away from Townsville, Blossom and Talking Dog are thrown into a ditch and fall unconscious. When they come to, they must follow the yellow brick road to ask the Wizard of Oz to get them home!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-29-01 - Complete
61. Not A Dumb Mutt Anymore! reviews
Odie is captured by a laboratory which specializes in animals testing, and is made very smart. This is my first Garfield fan fic why did I wait so long? I LOVE Garfield so be kind and tell me what you think!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 8-22-01 - Complete
62. Blue's Revenge! reviews
Blue hasn't been acting normal lately, and she tells the idiotic Steve what she's up to by using Blue's Clues!
Blue's Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 113 - Published: 7-23-01 - Complete
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