I'm Ashling :). AND I'M BACK!! :D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Sometimes J )

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (No way in hell XD)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. ( umm o.o)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (not yet ;))

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. ( Not THAT type of dance)

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. ( Hell No -.-)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ( I know its conceded I put that, but its cuz a lot of people tell me that, ok?)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Me? Pfft)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Que? O.o)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. ( I’m a girl….)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (No, I’m smart…)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Umm……-.-)

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. ( I put I’m pretty already)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Wiifit!)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. ( Not necessarily….I spelt that rong right?)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black ( IM IRISH -.-)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. ( Yep )

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. ( Soon )

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. ( pacifist…I think o.o…)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. ( dance is art, so um ok….)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ()

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I don’t wash my hair well .-.)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. ( Bitchy thing ud even think that)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (YEEEY)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ( tat doesn’t make sense…)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. ( Noooooo -.-)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. ( Such a stereotype….)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ( don’t tag me)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. ( Princess of the Vampires J )

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Yea….sure rolls eyes)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (There’s no popular clique at my school….so idk)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy ( I like tat tag J )

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I’m making one, ok?)

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. ( Stupid perverts)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion ( yea, that’s right…)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ( Yep again)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. ( My friends ALL like reading)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. ( HELL YEA :D)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED ( EVERYONE HAS TO PICK THAT UNLESS THEI DOG IS TAKING THIS)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish ( ok…)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. ( A wha? Oo….)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. ( Hell no -.-)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. ( look who’s talking…)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist ( I like mistakes though :O)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems ( Sumtimes, yea -.-)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. ( FIRE GO BOOM :D)

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER ( Ur the loser)

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Fill in your favorite Total Drama Island members and then answer the questions. Don't cheat!

1) Bridgette

2) Courtney

3) Cody

4) Harold

5) Gwen

6) Trent

7) LeShawna

8) Duncan

9) Geoff

10) Heather

11) DJ

12) Izzy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No……that’s very OOC.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No not really…very geeky 8B

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Where would the baby come out Duncan ;)?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea, really cute ones too J . One is about Bridgette being a mermaid and falling in love with Geoff!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

It exists….seriously….

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gwen and Geoff is straight, but Gwen/Heather would be really funny!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She’d scream “DON’T U 2 HAVE BOYFRIENDS?!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Cody had hit on every girl on in TDI. Even one boy…..so what did it come down to? Falling in love with the only Queen Bee left….

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I saw a few Bridgette/Duncan stories on here.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

He left. He just walked out on her after having his baby! LeShawna was now a divorced mother. No one thought she’d be the one to become a teenage mom. Even Gwen wouldn’t help. So in a world of trouble, one crazy girl can help her get through this…

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Harold would fail at his “wicked girl pickup skills” and have no other choice but to kidnap Bridgette off the island.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don’t know….

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No….

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, because that makes no sense….

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I SHOULD OF WON!! I’M SUEING YOU FOR :LAWS AGAINST HAIR REMOVAL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bad Boy by CASCADA

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Inckludes Random pairing

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“You know, I had a crush on my counselor in my old summer camp J ”