Author has written 7 stories for Kevin Smith, Scream, Song Fics, Blues Brothers, Harry Potter, Stargate: Atlantis, and Angel.

L I F E . . . D O N ' T . T A L K . T O . M E . A B O U T . L I F E

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Courtknee!

Random Crap Courtknee Enjoys:
David Hewlett, sandwiches, working computers, Bono, Spam, the 80s, the "internet", Dan Aykroyd, monkeys, bending spoons using only my mind, Richard Dreyfuss, balloons, Opie and Anthony, chocolate things, Canada, apple juice, John Cusack, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, Bruce Campbell's eyebrows, the Evil Nerd Troika (Tom Lenk, Adam Busch and Danny Strong), Sam and Ted Raimi, Alan Rickman, Livejournal icons, Photoshop, Corin Nemec, aliens, digital watches, David Hewlett's nose, Bill Nye, Ben Stein, red vs blue, John Edwards and his awesome hair, Amy Acker, Lexa Doig, cookies, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Livejournal, Spider-man shower curtains, towels, tea, fargate/starscape, Anderson Cooper, Joss Whedon, Vault soda, David Tennant

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Television Programs Courtknee Enjoys Watching: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Good Eats, Headline News, Anderson Cooper 360, The Situation Room, Rocko's Modern Life, Red Dwarf, Robot Chicken, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Inuyasha, Quantum Leap, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cheap Seats, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Justice League Unlimited, Family Guy, American Dad, Andromeda, Fairly Oddparents, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: TNG, MacGyver, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Farscape, Sealab 2021, The Kids In The Hall, The Venture Bros, Paranoia Agent, Mythbusters, Danny Phantom, House M.D., Invader Zim, Happy Days, I Dream Of Jeanie, Bewitched, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, I Love The 80s, Best Week Ever, The Soup, Freakazoid, Kim Possible, Samurai Champloo, Futurama, Perfect Hair Forever, The Brendan Leonard Show, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Comedians of Comedy, Attack Of The Show, MASH, The Office (US & UK), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

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Films Courtknee Enjoys Viewing:
Nothing, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Serenity, High Fidelity, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Jaws, Shaun of the Dead, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Cube, Love Actually, Grosse Pointe Blank, Office Space, The Goonies, The Blues Brothers, Can't Hardly Wait, Empire Records, Caddyshack, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mansquito, Darklight, Boa vs Python, Mom And Dad Save The World, Stand By Me, Pin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, American Graffiti

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Bands And Musicians That Courtknee Enjoys Listening To:
U2, Barenaked Ladies, Blink182, Foo Fighters, The Beatles (solo), Guster, Ben Folds, Minus the Bear, Thin Buckle, The Brothers Creeggan, Man or Astro-man, Ramones, Dave Matthews Band, Sex Pistols, New Found Glory, The Police, Fenix TX, Weezer, Great Big Sea, Bush, Bruce Springsteen, Rheostatics, The Clash, No Doubt, Jimmy Eat World, Green Day, Oasis, David Bowie, The Tragically Hip, Gaelic Storm, Queen, 2Gether, Coldplay, Common Rotation, Exit, BOYling Point, New End Original, Four Star Mary, Frou Frou, Rob Dougan

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Books Courtknee Enjoys Reading Repeatedly:
U2 At The End Of The World (Bill Flanagan), Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), If Chins Could Kill: Confessions Of A B-Movie Actor (Bruce Campbell), Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way (Bruce Campbell), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), America: The Book, Naked Pictures of Famous People (Jon Stewart), Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (Al Franken), Why Not Me? (Al Franken), I'm Just Here For The Food (Alton Brown), The Areas Of My Expertise (John Hodgeman)

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Courtknee's Favorite Characters and Pairings from Various Fandoms:

Stargate SG-1: Jonas Quinn, Brig. General Jack O'Neill, Sergeant Siler, Major Paul Davis, Thor, The Chevron Guy
-Jack/Sam, Daniel/Janet, Jonas/Daniel, Jack/Paul, Sam/Rodney

Stargate Atlantis: Dr. Rodney McKay, Dr. Carson Beckett, Dr. Radek Zelenka
-Sheppard/Teyla, McKay/Beckett, McKay/Weir, Sam/Rodney

Buffy: Andrew Wells, Xander Harris, Warren Meers, Clem, Anya Jenkins
-Buffy/Xander, Andrew/Warren, Warren/Willow, Dawn/Andrew

Angel: Illyria, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, Winifred Burkle
-Fred/Wes, Illyria/Spike, Illyria/Wes, Angel/Cordelia

Firefly: Jayne Cobb, Hoban 'Wash' Washburn
-Jayne/River, Wash/Zoe, Jayne/Kaylee

Fullmetal Alchemist: Maes Hughes, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Alex Louis Armstrong
-Hughes/Roy, Roy/Riza, Al/Winry, Hughes/Gracia

Harry Potter: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Barty Crouch Jr., The Weasleys
-Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Lupin/Tonks

Herc/Xena: Joxer, Autolycus, Callisto, Falafel
-Gabrielle/Joxer, Xena/Autolycus

Justice League (Unlimited): The Flash, Green Arrow, Supergirl
-Flash/Supergirl

Andromeda: Rommie, Harper
-Rommie/Harper, Harper/Trance, Rommie/Dylan