| Cranky Crocus |
Author has written 37 stories for Song of the Lioness, Warcraft, Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy X-2. I never seem to update this profile. I'm a first-year at University of Reading studying Applied Ecology and Conservation. My birth home is in Massachusetts, where I stay during some school breaks. Otherwise I'm in England--currently in a dorm and later in a house with my friends. I love Rosethorn/Lark from Tamora Pierce's Circle of Magic series. They were probably the first couple that I ever really shipped. I'm also very into Harry Potter couples, especially the professors. I generally go for McGonagall/Hooch (yay McHooch/Kittyhawk!) but sometimes I'll pimp McGonagall out. Trelawny gets a fair amount of play in my book, too. Also Pince and Pomfrey. I also have a half-self-invented couple for the Harry Potter world, Susan Bones with Morag MacDougal. Susan Bones we all (HP fans) know. Morag MacDougal was, I think, mentioned in one of the sorting ceremonies. If she wasn't she was on the character list of JKR's--but I think it's the first. I checked the HP Lexicon and it gave some information on the guesses they would have on her character. I went with most of them. I also love RENT and Buffy and all those, but I don't write fanfic for them. Maybe some day. My friend Snoopy sure wants me to write some MoJo. I have now spent a reasonable amount of time with the Grey's Anatomy fandom as well. Callica (Calliope Torres / Erica Hahn) was a huge hit with me. Now that Hahn is (regrettably) gone, I also ship Calzone (Calliope Torres / Arizona Robbins). I haven't written much yet but do write drabbles frequently. I also now write a good amount of Addica (Addison Montgomery / Erica Hahn) just because I adore the two characters, despite that it would never happen. Laughter. Anyway, I love talking about writing and I would also adore getting back into some fanfic writing. I haven't been heavily into it since way before NaNo WriMo (which I won for '08!). If you have any plot bunnies you want to see done out, give me a "ring" on AIM--Carbon Kiwi is my screen name. I'm called Kiwi, age 19. I used to go to an agricultural high school that reminded me of Harry Potter a lot. I'm still very happy to be in university now. I was waiting. I work hard and I'm a smart kid, but I don't always recognize that. I love making friends and having a good time. Mainly (uhm, almost always?) I do femmeslash just 'cause that's what I'm interested in. Yeah, I'm Queer--I very much admire the female psyche, body and soul. =). Have a nice time reading! Don't feel at all afraid to get in touch. Currently working on: Sets of drabbles and a few fics. To come: The stuff that I've worked on for years and haven't uploaded. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or settings you recognize. They belong to Tamora Pierce, JK Rowling, or the company that makes World of Warcraft. I do have some original characters but as I alluded to above, you won't recognize them. If I've forgotten anything please tell me and I'll add it.If I'm writing about it and it's on fanfic.net, it DOES NOT belong to me! | |||||||||
1. The Damn 64 » reviewsMcHooch-centric. The Damn 64 is a livejournal writing exercise for fanfic. 64 prompts to be completed about a character/pairing/fandom. I decided to give it a shot with McHooch. It's slow in coming with so many projects.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch2. Needles and Broomsticks reviewsMcHooch with Sprout friendship. Inspired by a comment from my friend. McHooch suffers a bit of a split and need unifying. Sprout provides the plan. Quite steamy, though. Read when alone or for the lucky ones, maybe not .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete3. Purblind reviewsA little story slightly longer than a drabble that goes into my feelings of Trellawny. Trellawny/Sinistra.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Sybill T. - Complete4. Drabbles » reviewsA collection of drabbles from high school. McHooch, Morag/Susan, Trellawny/Sinistra. Just some fun.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - R. Hooch & Minerva M.5. The Flute of the Forest reviewsAn old McHooch story with Morag/Susan and an OC gayboy couple. Written when I was probably 15. Just some students setting up professors for a date.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch6. The Charmed Egg reviewsUmbridge-centric with hints of McHooch. Mature reading involving toys of the non-child variety. If you miss the meaning, look up what creates a basilisk and you'll see what our daring professors are symbolizing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Dolores U. & Minerva M. - Complete7. Taming the Harpy reviewsMcHooch story. A field trip for the professors to see their favourite team. A bit silly and fluffy, really. Reminds me of the time I wanted to write a crossover with "Taming of the Shrew."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete8. Silver Spitters reviewsOneshot Susan/Morag story. Morag catches Susan working in the greenhouse and gets an earful of Herbology. Later in the library Morag gets a note that convinces her to get outside. The rest of the day is enjoyed in the sunshine or shade .Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Susan B. & OC - Complete9. Nurture reviewsWritten in the beginning of my senior year. McGonagall/Trellawny set in the dark days of Umbridge. Just a story about the nurtured, the nurturers and the acts of nurturing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-09 - Sybill T. & Minerva M. - Complete10. No Bone reviewsWord-of-the-day oneshot. I think this is the only fic I've really written involving Harry. Just a quick scene with him and Pomfrey covering mostly her long-winded rants. I thought it was a cute scene.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-09 - Harry P. & Poppy P. - Complete11. Mrs Inky reviewsOOC word-of-the-day oneshot. McHooch/Kittyhawk. Minerva has finished class with the only fatality a spilled inkhorn. Hooch arrives in time to tease her and receives some in return.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete12. Cartwheeling Quill reviewsFemmeslash. Susan/Morag. Another word-of-the-day oneshot. Susan has to make her quill cartwheel for charms. Morag discovers the redheaded doesn't know how to DO a cartwheel and must help.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Susan B. & OC - Complete13. Mud Mischief reviewsOOC little word-of-the-day oneshot. Sprout is having a time finding some spilled seeds, McGonagall stumbles upon her and is dragged into the lot of it. A little fun away from students.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-09 - Minerva M. & Prof. Sprout - Complete14. Peculiar Object reviewsRosethorn/Lark. A fic written for a challenge that had to be about a "peculiar object." This scene immediately entered my head. Very OOC, but laughable all the same.Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete15. Learned reviewsRosethorn/Lark. A word-of-the-day drabble-turned-oneshot. Rosethorn mourns the loss of her unnamed mentor/teacher and Lark is there to bring her Rosie back to reality.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete16. Growing Older reviewsThe Circle kids are growing up. Sometimes it just isn't so easy being a grown-up kid, a true adult. Four drabbles, one for each. Random in-school word-of-the-day writes.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete17. Healing Dreams reviewsRosethorn/Lark. Rosethorn has some negative feelings with her body image. Lark only wishes to help, and believes the best remedy is...sleep? Very old writing.Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete18. Dancing Elephant reviewsMorag catches Susan watching a very strange creation. MoragSusan. Unrequited girl love, I think, if I remember correctly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Susan B. - Complete19. Herbology Genius reviewsThis was my first MoragSusan story. Unrequited girl love. It's pretty cute. Morag stinks at Herbology and Susan is the only one who can help her. Femmeslash. Anyone notice my summaries always stink?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Susan B. - Complete20. Found the Right Sign reviewsSame description as for Follow You Down. Really shouldn't do that anymore. More bad fluff. RosethornLark. Femmeslash.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Circle of Magic - Complete21. Follow You Down reviewsI was listening to Gin Blossoms and this is what happened. Bad RosethornLark fluff. If you're into good stories that have somewhat of a point, I wouldn't suggest reading this one. Femmeslash.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Circle of Magic - Complete22. Kill the Spider reviewsRosethorn is ashamed of her pure and loving heart. Lark is called to help her understand that being loving is not the worst thing that could happen. RosethornLark. Just another study in character.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-07 - Circle of Magic23. Antsy Goblet reviewsMcGonagall is conducting a normal, difficult Transfigurations class and someone manages to surprise her. Then a little femmeslash, because all is fun in love and magic. McHooch.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete24. Lark in the Fog » reviewsDiscipline is out of milk and Lark's on a mission to the hub. She didn't predict the incredible fog that swept through the area. Chapter Two now up. It's a prechapter.Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 10-19-06 - Circle of Magic & Circle of Magic - Complete25. What's in a Name? reviewsYoung Rosethorn is struck with a few memories on numerous accounts, affecting both her current self and name. She finds a very surprising set of ears ready to listen. Her surprise is limitless when she finds herself actually SPEAKING into those ears.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete26. Shopping with Rikku reviewsRikku's in the mood for shopping and has dragged Paine along for a bit of steamy shopping fun. Maybe they'll go home with a purchase or two. RiPa. Femmeslash.Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-06 - Paine & Rikku - Complete27. The Old Habit reviewsFemmeslash. The way Rosethorn deels with children is even harsher than her very workedin habit. It's time for a confrontation she's dreaded Lark is ready for a little conversation.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete28. I Love You, You Idiot reviewsFemmeslash. Rosethorn WANTS to say it it's been years and she HASN'T. This time she's set her foot downshe's going to say it no matter what sort of babble comes flying from her lips.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete29. Disassembly reviewsA very aggravated Minerva McGonagall is met with an oblivious Sibyll Trelawny. What's new? Well, it's not what's new that's important. It's what has already past and what is coming in the future, what McGonagall and Trelawny excel at, respectively. FSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-06 - Minerva M. & Sybill T. - Complete30. Shrunken Shirt » reviewsRosethorn's temper is sparking up thanks to the sudden shrinking of her favorite shirt. She knows who to blame and where to find her, but suddenly doesn't know how to reply. Possibly standalone. Rosethorn x Lark. FxF love. Don't like it, don't read it.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 7-14-05 - Circle of Magic31. History of Quiddich reviewsMcGonagall spots a very distressed Hooch and is quick to comfort her. Memories are triggered and McGonagall is sent on a pleasant ride of memories. The two have always connected over Quiddich. Femmeslash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-06 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete32. Leaving the Greenhouse reviewsRosethorn has been with Crane since she was in her adolescent years. She notices her feelings begin to slip from him. How will she handle this challenge?Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-31-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete33. Patience, Lark reviewsLark tries to get her mind off of a certain woman, but ends up right in her arms. Standalone. Femmeslash.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-12-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete34. Rosethorn's Haircut Mishap reviewsRosethorn didn't always have short hair why does she now?Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete35. Rosethorn's Birthday reviewsIt's Rosethorn's birthday, but she seems to have forgotten. That could be quite an ouch or will it turn out to be quite a good mistake? Shoujoai Lesbian Femmeslash. RosethornxLark.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete36. A Failed Skinning reviewsAramune is fed up with staying hidden and short evenings of touch. For once, she wishes for something that will last, acceptance, and the support of her friends and family. Will a humorous accident lead her to these? FxF shoujoai yuri lesbian.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-05 - Complete37. Shifted Papers reviewsSandry has felt certain loneliness since the death of her parents. This particular night, can Lark fill this void?Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete