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Author has written 37 stories for Song of the Lioness, Warcraft, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy X-2, and Circle of Magic. I can't believe I've opened up fanfic.net in a tab again. It's only been three years. I'm surprised I remembered my password. Erased everything on my profile... So let's start anew. And not too long. I am Kiwi. 22 years old. Graduated from college and pretty darned confused about this whole 'life' thing. I am a jill of all trades and master of none. I am a mediocre writer, artist, song-writer, singer, ukulele-player; I am a recovering perfectionist. This account has existed far too long and so, yes, I am dreadfully ashamed of some of the work to be found here. Depending on how lazy I am, much of it should hopefully disappear into the Internet ethers of "dear gods why did people let me near the Internet at 14". I mostly write femslash. Sometimes some gen, often with femslashy tones. Harry Potter and Tamora Pierce's Emelan-verse are my two main fandom loves. Harry Potter: I have tended to pimp out Minerva McGonagall. | Pomona Sprout has been showing up more and more. | I fell in love with Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank in 2010. | I'm part of the OLSB (Old Lady Smut Brigade) crew, so the younger lasses of HP don't appear in my writing very often. Emelan: My only OTP (I mean, ever, including in all other fandoms) is Lark/Rosethorn, because heck if I'm not going to go fangirl over an older polyamorous lesbian couple. | GoldenLake (the eboard at fiefgoldnelake.proboards.com) has led me to write some pretty crazy stuff, including Circlecest orgies. So...that exists. | I'd like to write more Tamora Pierce once I read through her stuff again. And that's it. Read at your own discretion! | |||||||
1. The Damn 64 » reviewsMcHooch-centric. The Damn 64 is a livejournal writing exercise for fanfic. 64 prompts to be completed about a character/pairing/fandom. I decided to give it a shot with McHooch. It's slow in coming with so many projects.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch2. Needles and Broomsticks reviewsMcHooch with Sprout friendship. Inspired by a comment from my friend. McHooch suffers a bit of a split and need unifying. Sprout provides the plan. Quite steamy, though. Read when alone or for the lucky ones, maybe not .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete3. Purblind reviewsA little story slightly longer than a drabble that goes into my feelings of Trellawny. Trellawny/Sinistra.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Sybill T. - Complete4. Drabbles » reviewsA collection of drabbles from high school. McHooch, Morag/Susan, Trellawny/Sinistra. Just some fun.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - R. Hooch & Minerva M.5. The Flute of the Forest reviewsAn old McHooch story with Morag/Susan and an OC gayboy couple. Written when I was probably 15. Just some students setting up professors for a date.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch6. The Charmed Egg reviewsUmbridge-centric with hints of McHooch. Mature reading involving toys of the non-child variety. If you miss the meaning, look up what creates a basilisk and you'll see what our daring professors are symbolizing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Dolores U. & Minerva M. - Complete7. Taming the Harpy reviewsMcHooch story. A field trip for the professors to see their favourite team. A bit silly and fluffy, really. Reminds me of the time I wanted to write a crossover with "Taming of the Shrew."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete8. Silver Spitters reviewsOneshot Susan/Morag story. Morag catches Susan working in the greenhouse and gets an earful of Herbology. Later in the library Morag gets a note that convinces her to get outside. The rest of the day is enjoyed in the sunshine or shade .Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Susan B. & OC - Complete9. Nurture reviewsWritten in the beginning of my senior year. McGonagall/Trellawny set in the dark days of Umbridge. Just a story about the nurtured, the nurturers and the acts of nurturing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-09 - Sybill T. & Minerva M. - Complete10. No Bone reviewsWord-of-the-day oneshot. I think this is the only fic I've really written involving Harry. Just a quick scene with him and Pomfrey covering mostly her long-winded rants. I thought it was a cute scene.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-09 - Harry P. & Poppy P. - Complete11. Mrs Inky reviewsOOC word-of-the-day oneshot. McHooch/Kittyhawk. Minerva has finished class with the only fatality a spilled inkhorn. Hooch arrives in time to tease her and receives some in return.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-09 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete12. Cartwheeling Quill reviewsFemmeslash. Susan/Morag. Another word-of-the-day oneshot. Susan has to make her quill cartwheel for charms. Morag discovers the redheaded doesn't know how to DO a cartwheel and must help.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Susan B. & OC - Complete13. Mud Mischief reviewsOOC little word-of-the-day oneshot. Sprout is having a time finding some spilled seeds, McGonagall stumbles upon her and is dragged into the lot of it. A little fun away from students.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-09 - Minerva M. & Prof. Sprout - Complete14. Peculiar Object reviewsRosethorn/Lark. A fic written for a challenge that had to be about a "peculiar object." This scene immediately entered my head. Very OOC, but laughable all the same.Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete15. Learned reviewsRosethorn/Lark. A word-of-the-day drabble-turned-oneshot. Rosethorn mourns the loss of her unnamed mentor/teacher and Lark is there to bring her Rosie back to reality.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete16. Growing Older reviewsSome day-in-the-life drabbles usually someone looking for someone else, as happens with children and mischievous dedicates! and a montage of growing up.Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete17. Healing Dreams reviewsRosethorn/Lark. Rosethorn has some negative feelings with her body image. Lark only wishes to help, and believes the best remedy is...sleep? Very old writing.Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Circle of Magic - Complete18. Dancing Elephant reviewsMorag catches Susan watching a very strange creation. MoragSusan. Unrequited girl love, I think, if I remember correctly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Susan B. - Complete19. Herbology Genius reviewsThis was my first MoragSusan story. Unrequited girl love. It's pretty cute. Morag stinks at Herbology and Susan is the only one who can help her. Femmeslash. Anyone notice my summaries always stink?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Susan B. - Complete20. Found the Right Sign reviewsSame description as for Follow You Down. Really shouldn't do that anymore. More bad fluff. RosethornLark. Femmeslash.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Circle of Magic - Complete21. Follow You Down reviewsI was listening to Gin Blossoms and this is what happened. Bad RosethornLark fluff. If you're into good stories that have somewhat of a point, I wouldn't suggest reading this one. Femmeslash.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Circle of Magic - Complete22. Kill the Spider reviewsRosethorn is ashamed of her pure and loving heart. Lark is called to help her understand that being loving is not the worst thing that could happen. RosethornLark. Just another study in character.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-07 - Circle of Magic23. Antsy Goblet reviewsMcGonagall is conducting a normal, difficult Transfigurations class and someone manages to surprise her. Then a little femmeslash, because all is fun in love and magic. McHooch.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-16-07 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete24. Lark in the Fog » reviewsDiscipline is out of milk and Lark's on a mission to the hub. She didn't predict the incredible fog that swept through the area. Chapter Two now up. It's a prechapter.Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 10-19-06 - Circle of Magic & Circle of Magic - Complete25. What's in a Name? reviewsYoung Rosethorn is struck with a few memories on numerous accounts, affecting both her current self and name. She finds a very surprising set of ears ready to listen. Her surprise is limitless when she finds herself actually SPEAKING into those ears.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete26. Shopping with Rikku reviewsRikku's in the mood for shopping and has dragged Paine along for a bit of steamy shopping fun. Maybe they'll go home with a purchase or two. RiPa. Femmeslash.Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-06 - Paine & Rikku - Complete27. The Old Habit reviewsFemmeslash. The way Rosethorn deels with children is even harsher than her very workedin habit. It's time for a confrontation she's dreaded Lark is ready for a little conversation.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete28. I Love You, You Idiot reviewsFemmeslash. Rosethorn WANTS to say it it's been years and she HASN'T. This time she's set her foot downshe's going to say it no matter what sort of babble comes flying from her lips.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete29. Disassembly reviewsA very aggravated Minerva McGonagall is met with an oblivious Sibyll Trelawny. What's new? Well, it's not what's new that's important. It's what has already past and what is coming in the future, what McGonagall and Trelawny excel at, respectively. FSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-8-06 - Minerva M. & Sybill T. - Complete30. Shrunken Shirt » reviewsRosethorn's temper is sparking up thanks to the sudden shrinking of her favorite shirt. She knows who to blame and where to find her, but suddenly doesn't know how to reply. Possibly standalone. Rosethorn x Lark. FxF love. Don't like it, don't read it.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 7-14-05 - Circle of Magic31. History of Quiddich reviewsMcGonagall spots a very distressed Hooch and is quick to comfort her. Memories are triggered and McGonagall is sent on a pleasant ride of memories. The two have always connected over Quiddich. Femmeslash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-15-06 - Minerva M. & R. Hooch - Complete32. Leaving the Greenhouse reviewsRosethorn has been with Crane since she was in her adolescent years. She notices her feelings begin to slip from him. How will she handle this challenge?Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-31-06 - Circle of Magic - Complete33. Patience, Lark reviewsLark tries to get her mind off of a certain woman, but ends up right in her arms. Standalone. Femmeslash.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-12-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete34. Rosethorn's Haircut Mishap reviewsRosethorn didn't always have short hair why does she now?Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete35. Rosethorn's Birthday reviewsIt's Rosethorn's birthday, but she seems to have forgotten. That could be quite an ouch or will it turn out to be quite a good mistake? Shoujoai Lesbian Femmeslash. RosethornxLark.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete36. A Failed Skinning reviewsAramune is fed up with staying hidden and short evenings of touch. For once, she wishes for something that will last, acceptance, and the support of her friends and family. Will a humorous accident lead her to these? FxF shoujoai yuri lesbian.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-6-05 - Complete37. Shifted Papers reviewsSandry has felt certain loneliness since the death of her parents. This particular night, can Lark fill this void?Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-05 - Circle of Magic - Complete
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