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since: 02-23-08, id: 1507721, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
country: UK
Author has written 14 stories for Bones, Criminal Minds, CSI: New York, and iCarly.

20 Years Old from England.

My favourite tv programs at the moment are; Criminal Minds, Bones, CSI, Glee.

My favourite books are; the harry potter series, his dark materials and many more. Currently reading The Hunger Games Series.

My Ships

Harry Potter - Harry/Ginny (fav pairing), Remus/Sirius (marauder years), Hermione/Ron, Tonks/Remus

Criminal Minds - Emily/Hotch (fav pairing), JJ/Reid, Morgan/Garcia, Emily/Jack(friendship)

Bones - Booth/Brennan (fav pairing), Hodgins/Angela, Brennan/Parker(friendship).

CSI - Grissom/Sara(fav pairing), Catherine/Warrick

Glee - Kurt/Blaine Klaine(fav pairing), Tina/Mike, Finn/Rachel, Carol/Burt, Brittany/Santana

CSI:NY - Stella/Mac SMACked (fav pairing), Danny/Lindsey

Random stuff

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, Little Prue, Crazy4Remi

QUOTES

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'You know what. Earth sucks! Im going home.'

If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

I. AM. INSANE. I am happy being INSANE then I can laugh at all the non-INSANE people and get away with it. You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you aren't.

I love music. I love music loud. Loud is good. Soft is bad. Except when discussing pillows. Soft pillows good. Hard pillows bad. Pillows nice. (Yes I have a rather short attention span.)

When in doubt...throw a chair.

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"

"I was going to conquer the world, but I was distracted by something SPARKLY!"

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Wheteher my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

Morgan: Yeah Reid, why are you still afraid of the dark?
Reid: Because of the inherent absence of light!

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be AN OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I SPEAK with a Bristolian Accent so I MUST be a farmer.

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Sequel to 14 Days of Valentine is up!

And I am (FINALLY) actively working on more stories aswell.

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1. Nice Boyfriend » reviews
Starting with Carly's POV at the end of iOMG and continueing on to what I want to happen. Spoilers for iOMG. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-11 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete
2. Working Together and Loving Eachother » reviews
A series of One-shots set between and after the end and epilogue of 14 Days of Valentine. Mac/Stella.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-11 - Published: 2-26-11 - Stella B. & Mac T. - Complete
3. A Rainy Ball reviews
ChitChat on Author's Corner forum Valentine's Gift Exchange. Spencer Reid/Ashley Seaver. Valentines Ball at the FBI.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-11 - A. Seaver & S. Reid - Complete
4. What a Difference reviews
To Spark Shark for the Christmas Gift Fic Exchange. JJ/Reid. Set in the future takes place christmas a year after the episode JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & S. Reid - Complete
5. You Promised reviews
CandyLand Challenge on ChitChat on Author's Corner forum. JJ and Garcia argue over some candy. Drabble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & P. Garcia - Complete
6. First Time in a Long Time reviews
Dealer's Choice Challenge on "Chit Chat on Author's Corner" Garcia helps Hotch with a problem. Prompts First Time, Italian Food, Chocolate.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-22-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & P. Garcia - Complete
7. Becoming a Family » reviews
After a tragedy strikes Emily the team realize how close Emily and Hotch have become over the last few years. Set a few months after Haley died a couple of months before the episode 'The Fight'. Lots of Jack. H/P.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-13-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
8. Push in the Right Direction reviews
Its Hotch's 42nd birthday and when out with the team he gets a push from someone outside the team. H/P.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
9. Tortured for Family » reviews
What happens when somebody from Reid's past decides that he doesn't deserve the family that he has made in the BAU. JJ/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 5-13-10 - Published: 8-28-08 - S. Reid - Complete
10. Deciding with your Heart reviews
The end of the parts in the sum of the whole the way I wanted it to end. Spoilers for episode 100. B/B. One-shot
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
11. 14 Days of Valentine » reviews
Leading up to valentine's day Stella starts recieving gifts. Who are they from? And what will they lead to? SMACked.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 2-1-10 - Stella B. & Mac T. - Complete
12. I'm Proud reviews
After Penelope Reid finds JJ and tells her somethings that Gideon told him. JJ/Reid Freindship. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-09 - Jennifer J./JJ & S. Reid - Complete
13. Emotions » reviews
Booth and Brennan's feelings during my idea of what should have happened in Aliens in a Spaceship
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
14. Like Mulder and Scully reviews
What they were both thinking a couple of months after Booths comment about Mulder and Scully
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
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