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since: 03-07-05, id: 771666, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
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Author has written 16 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Digimon, Naruto, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, House, M.D., Xiaolin Showdown, iCarly, Harry Potter, Gossip Girl, Code Lyoko, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and Harold and Kumar series.

Things about me...

I don't know what to say about my self... I'm 20's years old, unemployed, still lives with her mother and 100 percent fail. I'm also highly unmotivated, borderline paranoid, Antisocial and I only updated when I feel like it.

Art

WHITE PAW

People

HOW TO MAKE A MASTERMIND SICK:

Picture one

Picture two

THAT ONE UNTITLED STORY:

Tad

The Machine

Shikamaru

Quotes...

Pardy: "Hell, if he had a 'gina, you'd'a married him, too.
Kid: "What's a "'gina"?
Pardy:"It's a country. You know, where "Ginese" people come from. Learn to eavesdrop better." -Slither

Girl: "Doves are anything but holy."
Boy: "They poo on our windows"-The Others

“Could be a pileup,” said Treading in Dogshit (formerly All Foreigners Especially The French, formerly Things Not Working Properly Even When You’ve Given Them a Good Thumping, never actually No Alcohol Lager, briefly Embarrassing Personal Problems, formerly known as Skuzz).-Good Omens

It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met.
It would take, for example, huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, blazing roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles per hour.
That would do it every time. -Good Omens

Thunder didn’t just rumble overhead, it tore the air in half.-Good Omens

And instead of pulsing whine sliding up the octaves, it just went putputputputput…
VROOOOSH!

But it was exactly like that anyway. -Good Omens

A high-pitched kneeing noise, haunting and strange. Like a thousand glass harmonicas being played in unison, all slightly off-key; like the sound of the molecules of the air itself wailing in pain. -Good Omens

"I am free to write the worst junk in the world." - Writing as a Practice

"Waka Waka" -Pacman

"I think I may finally be going insane, but that's okay!" - Me

"I fart in your general direction" -French Man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath." -Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

"Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose." -Jeff Mallett

UPDATES!

100 Reasons Why:

45. Two Guns 226/200 Words: Finished
100. Gone 239/200 Words: Finished

Next chapter 0/?? Words: IDK

Of Broken things and then some: Being written before posting

1st Chapter - Done
2nd Chapter - Done
3rd Chapter - Done
4th Chapter - Done
5th Chapter - Done

6th Chapter - 0/idk how many words - planned

I still can't think of a title: Being written before posting

Hey at least I got a title for the sequel to that one untitled story. Bloosided Shika/Frankie

Meeting you: Five crossover that could happen, drabbles. I'm thinking each page will have five different crossovers, updates will be as two weeks and forever just like all my other fics.

PLOT BUNNIES:

Mendel's down a well: Godzilla the series fic. In which Godzilla and Mendel fall down a ravine and can't get back out, so they journey to the ocean. Godzilla/Mendel friendship

Harry Potter AU: A story in which Snap takes Draco and runs to one of the continents (possibly Canada) that is a neutral in the war. Takes place directly after the death of Dumbledore. There Snap is offered a job as a potion's professor in a small local school of witchcraft and wizardry. Having no where else to turn Snap agrees and Draco is enrolled there for the remainder of his education. Before long the duo must return to Europe to help with the on going war. Cast of OC

Code Lyoko fic: I'm still debating on whether or not I should actually write this one. If I do it'll be short, 4 or 5 chapters. Fed up with Ulrich's lack of discipline Mr. Stern sends his son to military school over in the states. Years later he come back and nothing is the same. Yumi is married to William and has three kids, Odd's a male hooker, Aellita is some crazy homeless person, while Jeremey is working for a mysterious new benefactor known as Anna X. His only ally is Sissy.

Three Delivery: Because I love that show and I want to write something on it. I already have a plot bunny hopping around in my head on a SiBey fic. about Tobey getting sick and Sid bringing him some soup, the topic turns to love.

Future's Past: A Godzilla the series fic. About how Godzilla and Mendel grow closer when Nick and the others disappear in a bunch of storm clouds. They now must work together to save humanity from the Muntants not knowing that furture will bring something to test them both. Godzilla/Mendel friendship fic, Mendel/Elsie

Daisuke Crack Crossover: Like the title says, I had a crazy thought. What if Godzilla from Godzilla the series and Daisuke from Digimon 02 some how switched bodies... pffft I crack my self up sometimes >.> and yet I'm actually eagr to write this. Told from Daisuke's point of view...

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1. 100 Reasons why » reviews
In which a crack paring is born because when you put Zuko in the middle of Sokka and Suki its what you get… Crack and maybe a Zuko sandwich. Oneshot drabbles
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Suki & Zuko
2. Caught reviews
“You’ve been a bad kitty,” the Xana-William whispered hot breath in his human ear. Odd flinched away growling but that just caused Xana-William to laugh, “so much spirit. It’ll be fun breaking you... Xana-William/Odd crack fic
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-17-09 - William D. & Odd D.
3. White Paw » reviews
I just realized that I don't really like this story. I'll upload the last chapter but that's going to be it but that's it. No sequel no nothing. I might go back and redo the whole thing, but until I have the time and the motivation this will sit.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 4-21-08 - Master Fung - Complete
4. You and Me equals Six of these » reviews
Haha your so funny when you talk like that. Oneshot drabbles
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
5. Phone Booth reviews
TV In which Dan and Chuck have sex in a phone booth. You have been warned.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete
6. iFramly reviews
Its sounds like Family but really its just Sam, Carly, and Freddie sorting out their relationship. Who will date who? Or will it just end up as one big pile up. Drabble, Oneshot. thoughts of f/f but in the end its f/f/m
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-08 - Complete
7. SLY
..."because did anyone really think that Harry-magic-wonder-boy-Potter could have defeated the Dark Lord." Motivation and preservation are, in the end, two very different things. oneshot Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Published: 6-29-08 - Voldemort - Complete
8. iCam reviews
Carly didn’t know why she was attracted to Sam. Sam was denser than a rock at times. Drabble, thoughts of f/f
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete
9. House meet Kumar » reviews
HouseWhite Castle crossover. Kumar and the fellowship must take the one ring to... wait, thats not what this story is about. Watch as secret agent Kumar/Kutner and the rest of the fellowship compet for a spot on the Dr.House Duckling squad. 5/5 Finished!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Harold and Kumar series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 11-7-07 - G. House & Kumar - Complete
10. Parts of you » reviews
AU,OOC,Slash,Mostly BBRob,CYRSF. At the begning there will be love, but not really for this IS only the beginning...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 3-2-07 - Beast Boy & Robin - Complete
11. Rainbow of the evil sorts reviews
Because bad guys need love too. Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 9-21-07 - Complete
12. That One Untitled Story » reviews
EDITED! Mac falls from the sky and into a forest where he finds new friends and... the Hokage who? What do you mean Naruto isn't the main character! This has to be the work of Bloo. FHFIFxNaruto crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 7-28-06 - Kakashi H. & Mac - Complete
13. A Prince and a Prostitute » reviews
He's a banished prince, she's a hore and a Mary Sue. Warning: Brain might fry due to bad grammer, OOCNESS, cliched plot, and super bad fluff drama. Read at own risk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 9-20-06 - Zuko & Iroh - Complete
14. Cats Skin reviews
Katnappe's mother, her history in the theft field, and addiction. Also has a different look on why Katnappe is alone. Slight crossovers with Teen Titans and Batman. One Shot
Crossover - Teen Titans & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-06 - Robin & Katnappe - Complete
15. How to make a mastermind sick reviews
Walking through the park together is a peaceful thing, but then why is Koushiro taking off his pants? Kouimiou tirangle!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-21-06 - Jou K./Joe & Koushirō I./Izzy - Complete
16. Sam Grest reviews
Not very good, and done in a short while. Poem of sorts.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-05 - Complete
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