OMF! I was just watching Naruto and I looked up just in time to see Kiba punch Akamaru and I was like 'TRAITOR! TRAIT-OR!' Then I kept watching and found out that Naruto was fooling Kiba. Heh, heh. :sweat drop:

HOLY FUCK! NEVAIR KNEW SHIKA'S LAST NAME! Nara...

HINATA VS. NEJI! FAMILY FUED! Sorry... I'm kinda 'woah' today...

First time I heard Rock Lee, I thought they said 'Rocky'... hmm...

Lee can go 'Super Sayan'...

From Kichino Sarafu's The Golden Fingered and the Blue Eyed: "Wait. Did he just call me stupid?" OhmiGod. Evie would so be that stupid.

Profile:

Name: Sarah Age: 19! No, just kidding I'm 15
Hair color: Brown with silver streaks... not really, my hair's just brown... I'm told that in the right light it looks golden... It was purple over the summer
Eyes: Blue
Occupation: Just being the 3rd biggest dork in RHS!
Hobbies: tennis, swimming, reading, writing, reviewing, and DEFENDING THE WEAK AS... OBVIOUSGIRL! Or being the evil villianess Masquerade Chick!
Fav. Books: Ororon, InuYasha, Furuba, Parakiss, Tarot Cafe, Flame of Recca, Halloween Tree, I could go on and on...
Fav. Couples: Kouga/myself Sessh/Evie Inu/Rachel (the second and third are merely loyalties) Naruto/Sasuke Yuki/myself Kyo/Evie and (this one's REALLY wierd...) Shigure/... Rachel, Gaara/Lee, Shika/Neji, Shino/Kiba Shika/Kiba.
Fav. foods: vegetarian lasagna and mint chocolate chip ice cream
Dream job: Owning my own major corporation, desinging my own clothing line, criminal psychiatrist, singer, writer... uh, probably summat else.
Fav. Anime: InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, ROD, Naruto, Sailor Moon, FLCL
Common Things Coming Out Of My Mouth: "You fruit" "BITCH!" "Smex..." "Oh schnopps." "You fucktard!" "Queertard" "Gaytard" "...Nani?...Que?...What?" "I ha~ate bugs." "Samurai Pow-ah!" "Ninja Samurai Alliance GO!"
Favorite Quote: "If we're the future . . . we're screwed."
Awesome Responses to 'Fuck You': "Fuck you harder." ~ Evie "When, where, and how hard?"~Allen "I'm not that desperate, and you're not that lucky."~Alex "If you weren't a puss I might."~Me
Family: Insane, stable, two parents, two siblings. Blah.
Favorite TV Shows: Invader Zim, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Most Haunted

From Depths (a great story):

“Nathaniel is Dead!”

The thing froze.

“He died in Book III!”

It took a step backward.

“NO!”

Embolden by her success, Kitty continued her assault.

“Jonathan Stroud confirmed it!”

”Nooooo… I am melting… Melting! Noooooooooooooooo…!”

And it melted, it’s power destroyed by the might of the truth.

Quotes from Happy Feet:

"Don't be so snooty booty!"

"I will now retire to my couch of perpetual leisure!"

"Turn to the penguin next to you and give him a hug!"

"-Why are you hugging me?
-Because he told me to.
-Stop it!
-No, you like it"

GRAH!

From Shino is a Chuunin:

Unless of course a jounin vest beats the chuunin vest off, and then the Jounin vest stays on forever. Unless that is if you get an ANBU uniform, which just so happens to like... a plus 4 Mage level 136, and the jounin vest will hop off, and the ANBU uniform takes its place. You can take the ANBU uniform off though, because once you put on an ANBU uniform, all the other vests are scared of you.

It's all politics I tell you.

Lurv the above story. You should check it out.

VISIT ME ON SHEEZY AND GAIA!

Stole these from psychotic KAT:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you sit at home and shout at your dog to make you some lunch, copy this into your profile (or I did, when I had a dog . . . )