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since: 02-02-08, id: 1490836, Profile Updated: 05-25-12
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Arthur, Book X-overs, Over the Hedge, Ramona Series, Full House, Get Smart, Winnie-the-Pooh, Inkheart, and Monk.

My Favorite Stories to Read: I like dozens of fandoms, but my favorites on this site are Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Get Smart, and Tale Spin.

About My Fanfics: The majority of my fanfics will be rated K. The fanfics that I write that are rated K-plus are a mild K-plus, mostly because of action violence.

Pretty much every chapter I write will be short, that is, under one thousand words in length. But they may vary in quantity of chapters. They may contain as few as one or as many as twenty, so you can read them at your own pace.

My ultimate crossovers will most likely be published under a category with the word "X-overs." I will make the summaries as detailed as possible. If I need to provide any more information, I will do so in the author's notes, especially in the introduction of the story.

I am so used to writing personal fan fiction like scripts that the stories that I publish on this website are written in a simple narrative format, with more dialog than narration, but I will try to make the narration part as clear as I can. Right now, I am mostly writing poetry (haiku and clerihews).

Fan Fiction Updates: Sorry for taking so long on "Letters" and "Apple Pastries". I'm having a bad case of writers' block. I need to organize my material and it might take a long time. In the meantime, why don't you read the stories I have selected as Favorite Stories as well as the stories of my Favorite Authors?

My Latest Fan Fiction Projects

Right now I am writing several fan poems. So far, I have 4 "Arthur Character Clerihews"stories, 1 collection of clerihews about the Beverly Cleary book Beezus and Ramona, 1 collection of clerihews about Winnie-the-Pooh, and 12 haiku stories. I am planning on writing haiku for many movies and a few TV shows. The "D.W. and Brain Haiku,""Michelle and Joey Haiku," and "Max and Larabee Haiku" are all a part of my "Synchronous Twosomes Haiku" series, and they all contain references to other TV shows. I am currently working on "Michelle and Joey Haiku Season 7."

I have also written a Monk/Get Smart crossover poem called, "How Is Monk Like Get Smart? Let Me Count the Ways." It's not like any other poem I have read or written. If you read it, you will see why. I did add a verse about "Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs" (season 7, episode 13) and I added a little more information to the first paragraph of the Author's Notes.

The very first prose I have completed on FanFiction is "Not as Easy as One, Two, Three." It's a Get Smart fanfic that I recommend to Arthur fans because it has allusions to "D.W.'s Perfect Wish" and "Brain's Shocking Secret."

My Multi-Chapter Fanfics (on Hiatus)

How to Make Apple Pastries...the Hard Way. This story is an Inkheart/Ratatouille/Misc. Books crossover and is an extended parody of the book How to Make an Apple Pie and See the World, which was read on the TV series Reading Rainbow. I call it an extended parody because "Apple Pie" is a picture book, while my story "Apple Pastries" is much more complex, with eighteen chapters, most under a thousand words. I published this story before I read Inkdeath. I might end up editing this story every now and then, so be aware. I added "Apple Pastries" to the Crossover Archive.

The D.W. Letters. Set three to four years in the future, this story is a series of gap fillers in the format of The Beatrice Letters, by Lemony Snicket. D.W. is like Beatrice, Brain is like Lemony, they are like each other. AU. Human heads. Christian content.

5/25/2012

Only one new Arthur episode premiered in April: "Prunella the Packrat"/"What's in a Name?" Three more season 15 episodes aired this week and I watched all of them.

Here's what I have to say about the new Arthur episodes: If you are not a fan of dream sequences, nightmares especially, don't bother watching them. If you have recorded them on a DVD or DVR, feel free to zip through them. Technically, neither "The Butler Did...What?" nor "The Trouble with Trophies" had a dream sequence. However, the intro for "The Trouble with Trophies," I thought, had sort of a "dream sequence" feeling, so you can skip the into of that one. The only one I really, sort of, liked was "The Butler Did...What?"

Wednesday, May 23rd:

"Muffy's Classy Classics Club" Muffy starts a "Pretty Pioneers" book club. You will not believe whom she invited to participate in the book club: Francine [You saw that one coming., Arthur [What? He likes to read., Brain [That's right. Brain, and Bailey, her butler. I think it's ironic that Muffy's friends are critiquing the first "Pretty Pioneers" book because it's filled with errors, when the Arthur TV series is also filled with errors, continuity errors.And on top of that, all the "Pretty Pioneers" books seem the same, while most of the newer Arthur episodes (season 7 and beyond) feel the same. This one is a 5 out of 10

"Best Enemies" D.W. (short for Dora Winifred) and W.D. (short for Wilhelmina Dagmar) may be about the same age, but they have nothing in common. When their two families spend the weekend together, D.W. and W.D. come up with a plan to prevent themselves from ever seeing each other again. This episode wasn't too bad, and neither was the dream sequence, surprisingly. This one is an 8 out of 10.

Thursday, May 24th:

"Buster's Garden of Grief" Fritz Langley asks Buster to be in charge of the garden. A mediocre responsibility-themed episode.This one is a 2 out of 10.

"Through the Looking Glasses" Arthur can't find his glasses, and he gets new ones from this unusual eyeglass store. Everybody treats him like an expert in everything, and Arthur thinks he's an expert at everything, but Buster knows the truth. A disappointing ending. This one is a 2 out of 10.

Friday, May 25th (Arthur's birthday):

"The Butler Did...What?" Muffy wonders why Bailey left the Crosswires. He always did what she wanted. Maybe she has been very considerate towards Bailey. Buster takes on "The Case of the Missing Butler," but after hearing Buster's absurd theory, Muffy fires Buster, and she tries to solve the case on her own. This one is a 9 out of 10.

"The Trouble with Trophies" Fern doesn't think winning trophies is a big deal. Muffy thinks that Fern is sad because she has never won a trophy. Muffy tries to cheer Fern up by presenting her with a trophy. This one is a 5 out of 10.

After reading the summaries online of each story, I think that the biggest disappointment for me is that there are too many Buster- and Muffy-centric episodes and not enough D.W.- and Brain-centric episodes. It may be a different story for the last season, which I don't think season 15 is.

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1. DW and Brain Haiku Season 5
A collection of poems about "D.W. and Brain deja vu," occurring during the fifth season, written in groups of 5/7/5 syllables. A must-read for "Leave It to Beaver," "Get Smart," and "Full House" fans. Most likely to stay short.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 5-14-12 - Brain P. & DW R. - Complete
2. Not as Easy as One, Two, Three
This "Larabee's wife" one-shot was inspired by a funny story that I heard on an episode of the 1980s American game show "The 25,000-Dollar Pyramid." Set during my idea of season 6. A Dick Clark tributefic.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Published: 5-9-12 - Larabee & Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
3. Michelle and Joey Haiku Season 6 reviews
A collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the friendship of Michelle and Joey, what they have in common with each other, and what they have in common with sitcom characters such as Beaver Cleaver and Maxwell Smart. Volume 4 of 6.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-12 - Joey G. & Michelle T. - Complete
4. DW and Brain Haiku Season 4 reviews
A collection of poems about "D.W. and Brain deja vu," occurring during the fourth season, written in groups of 5/7/5 syllables. A must-read for "Leave It to Beaver," "Get Smart," and "Full House" fans. Please read and review.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-12 - DW R. & Brain P. - Complete
5. Winnie the Pooh Clerihews
Winnie-the-Pooh; 1926. A collection of poems about characters from the book by A.A. Milne.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Published: 2-18-12 - Complete
6. Michelle and Joey Haiku Season 5 reviews
A collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the friendship of Michelle and Joey, what they have in common with each other, and what they have in common with sitcom characters such as Beaver Cleaver and Maxwell Smart. Volume 3 of 6.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-12 - Michelle T. & Joey G. - Complete
7. DW and Brain Haiku Season 3 reviews
A collection of poems about "D.W. and Brain deja vu," occurring during the third season, written in groups of 5/7/5 syllables. A must-read for "Leave It to Beaver," "Get Smart," and "Full House" fans. Please read and review.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-11 - DW R. & Brain P. - Complete
8. How Is Monk Like Get Smart? Let Me Count the Ways reviews
A poem that is not as much "Elizabeth Barrett Browning" as it is "Robert Frost." Actually, it's more of a "Randy Disher project." Contains spoilers. Rated K-plus for scary situations and violence. Author's Notes and poem updated April 20, 2012
Crossover - Get Smart & Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-11 - Complete
9. Max and Larabee Haiku Season 5 reviews
Would you believe a collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the "Unintentional Copycats of Control"? Maybe you should read and review. Volume 2 of 2. Rated K-plus for scary situations and violence.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-11 - Larabee & Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
10. Michelle and Joey Haiku Season 4 reviews
A collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the friendship of Michelle and Joey, what they have in common with each other, and what they have in common with sitcom characters such as Beaver Cleaver and Maxwell Smart. Volume 2 of 6.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-11 - Michelle T. & Joey G. - Complete
11. DW and Brain Haiku Season 2 reviews
A collection of poems about "D.W. and Brain deja vu," occurring during the second season, written in groups of 5/7/5 syllables. A must-read for "Leave It to Beaver," "Get Smart," and "Full House" fans. Please read and review. Updated December 19, 2011
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-11 - DW R. & Brain P. - Complete
12. Max and Larabee Haiku Season 4 reviews
Would you believe a collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the "Unintentional Copycats of Control"? Maybe you should read and review. Volume 1 of 2. Rated K-plus for violence.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-11 - Max S./Agent 86 & Larabee - Complete
13. Michelle and Joey Haiku Season 3 reviews
A collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the friendship of Michelle and Joey, what they have in common with each other, and what they have in common with sitcom characters such as Beaver Cleaver and Maxwell Smart. Volume 1 of 6.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-11 - Michelle T. & Joey G. - Complete
14. Beezus and Ramona Clerihews » reviews
Beezus and Ramona; 1955. A collection of poems about the title characters of the first book in the Ramona series. Spoilers.
Ramona Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-11 - Ramona Q. & Beezus Q. - Complete
15. Over the Hedge Haiku reviews
A collection of poems written in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the characters from Over the Hedge. This is my first OTH fanfic. Please read and review.
Over the Hedge - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-11 - Complete
16. Arthur Character Clerihews Season 4
A collection of poems that summarize what I thought about some of the Arthur characters during season 4. This is my fourth collection of Arthur Character Clerihews. Please read and review.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Published: 3-5-11 - Complete
17. DW and Brain Haiku Season 1 reviews
A collection of poems about "D.W. and Brain deja vu," occurring during the first season, written in groups of 5/7/5 syllables. A must-read for "Leave It to Beaver," "Get Smart," and "Full House" fans. Please read and review. Updated May 9, 2011
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-11 - DW R. & Brain P. - Complete
18. How to Make Apple Pastries the Hard Way » reviews
Inkheart/Ratatouille/multiple Books crossover. This story is a parody of How to Make an Apple Pie and See the World, as seen on Reading Rainbow. The first half focuses on Mo, Alfredo, Colette, and Remy. The second half focuses on Meggie and her quest.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Meggie F.
19. The DW Letters » reviews
Set three to four years in the future, this story is a series of gap fillers in the format of The Beatrice Letters, by Lemony Snicket. D.W. is like Beatrice, Brain is like Lemony, they are like each other. AU. Human heads. Christian content.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 3-6-09
20. Arthur Character Clerihews Season 2b reviews
A collection of poems that summarize what I thought about some of the Arthur characters during the second half of season 2. This is my third collection of Arthur Character Clerihews. Please read and review. Sitcom trivia included!
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete
21. Arthur Character Clerihews Season 2a reviews
A collection of poems that summarize what I thought about some of the Arthur characters during the first half of season 2. This is my second collection of Arthur Character Clerihews. Please read and review.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-09 - Complete
22. Arthur Character Clerihews Season 1 reviews
A collection of poems that summarize what I thought about some of the Arthur characters during season 1. This is my first story. Please read and review.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete
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