Hello and welcome to my profile.Below is random info about me

Lets get something straight before you decide to go any further. I am Bisexual. If you have any problems with that please feel free to say so. I'd be happy to kindly tell you where to stick your opinion. Thank you.

Name:friends call me CP, or Crystal, or some other variation of my name. Pick any you wanna.

OH MY GOD!! I AM A BLESSED PERSON! WHO WILL GET TO SEE RENT FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS JANUARY!! AND THE SECOND TIME INVOLVING ANTHONY AND ADAM!! ALL HAIL THE WORK OF JONATHON LARSON!

CP's Rules of Writing

1. When you get a review, always reply. If they can take the time to comment on your story, you can take the time to say thanks.

2. When someone reviews/alerts/favs, go on their profile and look through it. If they've got stories you like, read them. Review, comment, something. Spread the love.

3. Update constantly. How would you feel if a really good story stopped for three months? I don't like it.

4. Always review a story you like. People can never get enough commentary. Personally...i live for reviews.

I am a yaoi fangirl!

Fav anime/manga:

Naruto

Fushigi Yuugi

Sukisho

Death Note

Bleach
GrimmjawxIchigo
UlquiorraxUryu
ByakuyaxIchigo
RenjixIchigo
IchigoxHitsugaya
KisukexYoruichi
AizenxGin
GinxRangiku
IsshinxKisuke
ByakuyaxRenji
KyorakuxJuushiro

Other random crap I like:

Books:Harry Potter,Naruto manga ,Fruits Basket ,Twilight Series ,Warriors Series, Cirque Du Freak

Game Systems:PS2 Gamecube Gameboy advance, xBox

Hobbies:Daydreaming about Naruto stuff, writing fanfics, zoning out in class to plot next chapter in fanfics,reading,hanging with friends,zoning out after state tests and discovering a new plot(That is magically awesome) or just thinking

I've finally found a decent picture!! So..to any readers of Second Chances, this is pretty much what Lexi looks like in my mind. Her hair's a bit shorter...but otherwise...she's pretty much the same.- http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs31/i/2008/324/b/0/just_let_yourself_go_by_charles420o.jpg

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Thanks.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
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I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
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I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
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I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
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I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
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I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
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I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
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I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, Kitsune Diachi

If you are a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste into your profile, and add your name to the list: Valbino, miin hoshi,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, Kitsune Diachi

Stop 4Kids!

When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE!

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class or almost did paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an obsession with anime or manga, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't remember half the time what you were about to say, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.

If you like to be childish, then put this in your profile.

If you hate being mature all the time, then put this in your profile.

The most traumatic thing in my life didn't really happen. If the worst thing in your life has happened only in a show or something, put this in your profile and name it. Kaiseress (Hell Kaiser...i know i'm pathetic...), AlukaKaiserin (when i thought Ryo died...i cried every day for almost two months.), Kisuke's Wolf (when i thought Kenpachi died... i sat there whimpering for hours staring at him on the tv befor i went to my room and started 2 bawl)YokoTenshi-chan. (Actually, a lot of my life has beemn spent watching anijme, I dont have time for actual sadness... Wait...), Kitsune Diachi (freakin Gin left us and Orihime just had to survive...)

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo), AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD), Kisuk'es Wolf (... i do believe the name speaks for itself)YokoTenshi-chan(LOTS, guess which ones...); Kitsune Diachi (Hm, well there's Shuhei, Kensei, Ichi, Byakuya, GRIMMJOW!!, and well... might as well throw in good ole Sesshomaru)

--Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died of cancer--

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile If you're a true believer copy this into your profile.
If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.
If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever started singing really loudly in public, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. .
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile!
If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, russanodrey, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana
If you know you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, russanodrey (it's paaaaainful...), Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana
If you've ever wondered where Maureen got a cell phone in "Happy New Year", copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.
If you think Rod and Nicky should've hooked up at the end of Avenue Q, copy this into your profile!
If you'd give anything for Angel to be your best friend and for Collins to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.

If more than once you've yelled at your TV because it wouldn't let you hug Angel/Collins/Mark/Roger and totally think you should be able to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you agree that Orange is a happy color, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you agree that Jacob Black is awesome when he's not being a jerk, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like quotes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever just have really awesome scenes in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you start dancing ballet in the middle of a party when you have never had lessons before. Crazy is bugleing from a moving car at everyone that you see, when you don't even play the bugle. Crazy is laying down on the ground with a piece of non-matching carpet over you and claiming to be a ninja. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

I like to refer to Angel as a "she" for several reasons.
1) Angel is a cross-dresser, so she wants to be female. This means she wants to be refered to as a "she"
2) Most of the time the characters refer to Angel as a "she"
3) Wilson calls Angel a "she". If that isn't reason enough than I don't know what is. :)

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

RENT
It's that important that it deserves it's own section.
(credit to missxflawless for the beautiful writing!)

RENT is my hope, my love, my fear, my passion, my obsession, my joy, my sorrow, my LIFE. RENT is love. I'm not just saying that. From the moment the first chords of Seasons chimed over the theatre speakers, I fell in love. I did. They've changed my life. RENT is about being young, being in love, being afraid and being brave, loving someone enough to keep them close to you, but loving them enough to let them go when it's their time. RENT is about hope, life, death, pain, misery, addiction. RENT is about life. Your life. Not only do you know these people, you are these people. Every one of them. If you can't relate with Mark you relate with Roger, or if you can't relate with Mimi you relate to Angel. There's more of you in all of these people than you realize there is. It's not about AIDS and Drag Queens and the Homeless, it's about your life. You experience love and hurt and fear just like these people do. RENT is about everything we experience everyday and that's why I love it.

Thank you, Jonathan Larson.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

-X-

The Rules In The RENT Faith:

Jonathan Larson = God (duh)

Nederlander = the Temple of Jerusalem a.k.a. Holiest Place of Worship

New York City = Holy Land

RENTheads = Worshippers and/or The Enlightened

Actors (past and present) in RENT = Priests

OBC and all involved with the original broadway production = Angels

Big black RENT book = Bible

OBC CDs = Little Mini Bibles
(like the kinds that people say saved their lives by stopping bullets or some such nonsense)

Original Marky Scarfy, Original Cowbell, Original Blue Hologram Pants,
Original Pickle Tub and Drumsticks, Original Really Tight Plaid Pants, Original Beanie,
etc.= Holy Grail(s)R

ENT Shirts and Other Memorabilia = Crosses on Necklaces, "God" Tattoos and So Forth

Theaters Where RENT is Being Performed = Churches

Tickets and/or ticket stubs to RENT = little passages of the Bible

RENT Libretto = Holy Text, Ten CommandmentsR

ENT Performers of Choice at Disposal (includes kinky usage, for those
who care) = Heaven

An Everlasting Performance of OKLAHOMA = Hell (never seen Oklahoma so IDK)

Songs from RENT = Prayers

Jonathan Larson Quotes = Hymns/Psalms

Those Who Dislike RENT or Are Just Annoying to All Members of the
RENT Faith = Blasphemers

And last but not least, instructions..

Treat all items described above as though they are their assigned counterparts. Please be intensly religious if possible. Those who subscribe to more than one Faith (Phantom of the Opera, CATS, Wicked, Avenue Q, Spamalot, etc) must submit application of their specific secondary church to the Holy Preserver of the RENT Faith in locality (reference: see PandaFire McMango). Those who view the Holy Preserver as crazy and/or insane, mentally deranged, depraved, phsycotic, weird, or just plain freaky must make their beliefs public and be severely spanked for their blasphemy. The Faith has arrived. Do not attempt to resist.

May You All Be Blessed By The Holy Larson!

-X-

--///--\\\--If you have ever felt
--Alone
--Hated
--Suicidal
--\\\--///--Appathetic
--\\///--Depressed
--//\\--or
--//-\\--just
--//--\\--Feel in pain put this on your
file and help someone out who feels that way
people need to know they are not alone.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun

Smile... it confuses people

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

-X-

COme to the Dark Side(We have cookies!)

Quotes:

"I’m tired of fighting… I’m tired of fighting…
Fighting for a lost cause."

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

It's a terrible thing to be alone -- yes it is -- it is -- but don't lower your mask until you have another mask prepared beneath --as terrible as you like --but a mask.

A man is never completely alone in this world. At the worst, he has the company of a boy, a youth, and by and by a grown man --the one he used to be.

.:Lets pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past:.

Voice speaks; but there is you just have to find them deep inside you!

we’ve left our homes
for the dusty road
though it weighs us down to go

"Existing but not living. Watching the world go by as you wait in a window of silence."

"A fallen angel: Destined to fly, broken and crazy but too strong to cry."

Pick a rose from my grave
And keep it under your pillow
Dreams will take you to my black parade
Marching towards sorrow
Fallen angel with her broken dreams,
Hidden tears and silent screams.
Whispered voices inside my head.
Endless night of the living dead.
Countless bodies lay a strew.
Broken shells of friends you knew.

The mirrors truth is what really kills me.

the girl who seemed unbreakable... broke
the girl who seemed so strong... crumbled
the girl who always laughed it off... criedand the girl who would never stop trying...
finally gave up and quit_

When I reach the river of blood, I realize, that blood is indeed thicker than water, but pure water is rare, and so much more valuable. After all, you can find blood anywhere, and it doesn't always stay there. (mine)

isnt it amazing how you can keep so much bottled up inside of you and you can just walk around and nobody has any idea.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

one of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable.

A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war.

"Happiness doesn’t last. It’s bright, it blooms with colors. Then it dies and fades."

"So farewell hope! Farewell remorse! As good to me is lost; evil, be thou my good!"

Death where is your victory

There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello

It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. ~Colette

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. ~Jan Glidewell

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles, even when her heart is broken...and the one who could always brighten up ur day, even if she couldnt brighten her own.

Id like to stay a secret, like walking in the dark...if no one can hear me and no one can see me, then no one can break my heart.

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"Hm...So, you needed to rush away from me to go to a back alley. To sit in a puddle and freeze? Jesus, i didn't think being in my company was that bad."

Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances.

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

What makes you stay, when your world falls apart, what makes you try one more time, when its not in your heart? At the end of your rope, when you cant find any hope, you still look at him & say, I just cant walk away. Tell me, what makes you stay?

Just when you thought you lost everything...you find out you can lose a little more;;

Every now and then, i wish it were then instead of now.;;

I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.;;

Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.;;

You don't die of a broken heart, you only wish you did;;

I know I made a lot of mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most wouldn't hurt me again;;

Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated and this was an immutable law;;

If you love something set it free if it comes back it's yours to keep, if it doesn't, it never was.;;

How very thoughtful...an introduction to pain...you should be proud my dear...no one has ever hurt me this way.;;

I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I fell and still you would not understand, so now I leave without a sound except for my heart shattering as it hits the ground;;

I Find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, these dreams in which I'm dying, are the best I've ever had!;;

Torn from life, eternally bound, you suffer in silence, without a sound;;

The fire burns cold and ice is hot, what you thought was real, is not;;

What we call the end is often the beginning, and to make an end is to make a beginning, the end is from where we start.;;

How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain? To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.;;

Separate we come, and separate we go, and this be it known, is all that we know;;

To dare to live alone is the rarest of courage, since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field than their own heart in the closet;;

The dead stay dead, they cannot walk. The shadows are darkness. And darkness cannot talk;;

Imagine a king fighting his own battles. Wouldn’t that be a sight?;;

War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics;;

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. (Blaise Pascal);;

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

(To Byakuya) 'You said, miracles happen only once. So what's the second one?'-Ichigo(bleach)

'Friendship that embraces all.' - Tite Kubo (Bleach)

(To Shūhei Hisagi) 'Even though they live in different worlds, friendship is a fine thing.' -Juushiro Ukitake (bleach)

(To Haineko after she insulted Hinamori) 'She isn't a hag! If you insult a wonderful lady like her again, I'll never forgive you!!' -Tobiume,spirit (bleach)

'Have you've been on the window ledge all this time?In plain sight?What if the neighbors report a silver haired elementary student burglar?' -Renji Abarai(bleach)

'If you need a new light bulb,here you go!' -Rangiku Matsumoto(bleach)

'Ya,but it would probably be clearer without the crappy drawings' -Ichigo Kurosaki(bleach)

On the eight day, God made a magical talking leopard and forgot all about us ~Frankie Boyle

'People Have Hope, Because They Cannot See Death Standing Behind Them.' -Tite Kubo (Bleach)

'I can't protect you without a sword, I can't embrace you while holding a sword.' -Tite Kubo (Bleach)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia.

Are you always in mortal danger, or just when I'm passing through?

Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver-

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished

I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and its gone.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before video games!

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

I'm the author of my life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen!

Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

You are only limited by your own fears and inaction.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, althought it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

After fourteen days on the ark, Noah got bored and killed all the dinosaurs for a laugh.

C.S. Lewis written another sequel to the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, he just never used it. It was called the Llama, the lesbian and the maths book.

Excuse me, I'm going to look for a husband... Now where did my dart gun go?

MILK FEELS PAIN!

Oh crap... You shot an oompa loompa!

That's it... You leave the bear trap there and we'll see if we caught Santa in the morning!

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

How to Annoy your enemies.

1) Mock them

2) Stalk them

3) Spread rumors about them (what you learnt from the stalking)

4) Yell at them

5) Make friends with their friends

6) Tell them their friend aren't their real friends

7) Act completely different to them

8) Tell them the truth

9) Make friends with them, then betray them

10) Talk about them 'behind their back' really loud

11) Draw on their workbooks

12) 'Accidently' throw up on them

13) Do stuff they hate

14) Hit them

15) Ignore them

16) Always smile

17) Say 'I hate you too'

18) Say 'Be nice to nerds 'cause you're gonna work for them one day'

19) Do everything like them

20) Call them names

How to deal with your enemies.

1) Let them hurt you

2) Let them think you're crazy

3) Let them think you're insane

4) Let them do whatever they wish

5) Let them laugh at you

6) Let them annoy you until you can't take it anymore.

6) Let them yell at you

7) Walk up to them

8) Look at them

9) Kiss them on the cheek

10) Turn around

11) Walk away

12) Keep on walking

13) Leave them shocked

14) Then never come back

Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. if you love your dad post this on your profile.