fictionpress account:

http://www.fictionpress.com/~crystamayville

Copy and paste Thingys that I made up:

If you are a brunette with blonde moments, copy and paste this into your profile

If it anoys yu wen peopl don spel tings rite, copy and paste this into your profile

iF YOU love cAPS lOCK, cOPY AND pASTE THIS IN YOUR pROFILE

Copy and Paste thingys from other People:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!) Crazy is when you flirt with all the guys in your class, just so no one will know who you like. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Crysta Mayville

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you're clean.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Crysta Mayville

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters.

Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet.

Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh.

Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like!

Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it?

Crazy is when you just start laughing in the middle of class, and when the teacher looks at you like you just crapped yourself, you laugh harder. (heh heh... not like she was teaching or anything, but it was still funny)

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

Facts about me:(I copied this from someone's profile-feel free to do the same!)

1.FIRST NAME: Erm... Crysta is fine. Or Crissy. Whatevs.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

3. SIBLING NAMES: None.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When I found out Jin was dead on LOST!

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? What kind of question is that, you wierdo?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.

7. KIDS? Heck no!

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?: Seeing as I am myself, I am a bit biased, now aren't I? But I'm wierd... I guess it depends on who I am...

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?: WAAAY to many.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?: Ummm... no... not at all.. heh heh...

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?: Yes.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?: If someone went with me.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?: I'm normally not awake enough to care.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?: I don't tie them in the first place...

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Checered vanilla and chocolate.

17. SHOE SIZE? Since you insist on being such a stalker... 7.

18. RED OR PINK? It all depends on what mood I'm in...

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My extreme evilness... mwahahaha

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Sure...

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark jeans and socks.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Dinner

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? T.V in backround but I'd much rather be listening to Paramore

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Something neon

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Outside after a rainstorm

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend who shall go by the name of Lola...

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? voice.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? YES! I copied it off of a LOST fanatic.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Soda.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Softball.

32. EYE COLOR? Brown

33. HAT SIZE? Oh yeah, I totally know that.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

35. FAVORITE FOOD? CHOCOLATE!!

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies with happy endings?

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Fool's gold... maybe?

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Mwahahaha... jeans. What? What's your problem? Geez, what were you thinking?

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Anything ith chocolate!

WAH! These two are sad!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

R&R, please!