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Updates: July 30, 2009

Current Addiction: The Pretty Reckless- Zombie
Can't Wait for Miley & Max

Special Days:
Fall 2009- Miley Cyrus Breakout Tour
September 29- Paramore New Album (Brand New Eyes)

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Sorry, Video Girl, but I need to let you know that you can’t take my heart and put it on a Shelf. You keep Pushin’ Me Away, and Tonight, I Can’t Have You. You keep me waiting A Little Bit Longer, ever since I got bit by the Love Bug. There are times when you Got Me Going Crazy, and I become a One Man Show. I’m Burnin’ Up with you, but you have to keep in mind, that I’ll be good to you if you BB Good to me! You are truly Out Of This World, and I Live To Party, so Hellogoodbye!

Today my friend told me that Limited Too is not a restaurant, it's a store, and that you can't shoot bacon out of your body. She also told me that Quaziggziggyzam is not a holiday. She told me that the Jonas Brothers were not alive in the year 1923, and that the Earth isn't covered in 75 water. That there are cars in Oklahoma. She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000. Oh, you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin, Ohio and that Joe Jonas secretly isn't superman. She also told me that Kevin Jonas wasn't controlled by an X-Box Remote!
Pshh...
BOY IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor's a Cullen, then do a Bella, and get hit by a van.

Ten JB rules:
1. Never Do Beatles Covers
2. Be Yourself
3. Always Work With Friends
4. Shoot Videos In Coolest Locations
5. Soda And Chocolate
6. Roll With Big Rob
7. Never Pone
8. BB Good To Fans
9. Free Shows
10. Nicknames

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

RANDOM MUSINGS

Chocolate is good. God is good. Is God made of chocolate?

Me and three venti mocha mint chip frappachino's at midnight while reading Starsnuffers stories aren't good.

I need to be put in a padded room so I stop hurting myself.

Insanity is fun. Weirdness is good. So is an asylum an amusement park?

I am so not touching chocolate ice cream...

Haha, sex...oh, grow up already.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell... "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!"

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

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