| D3athrav3n92 |
Author has written 22 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Legend of Zelda, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy IX, Harry Potter, One Piece, Pokémon, and Naruto. Picture found and taken from Deviantart. Name: D3athrav3n92 (or D3ath, whichever you prefer) Gender: Female. Age: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679... Birthday: February 14 Livejournal Account: D3ath's Writing Journal (of sorts). It's a Livejournal account that I'm using to improve my writing skills. I'll post writing exercises, some updates, some intros into new stories that I'm coming up with, ideas, advice, and some other things. Stop by, leave a comment, etc. Unfortunately, I've always been pretty bad about updating this, so it might possibly maybe be a long time until I update it again... Hobbies/Likes: To put it simply, I like to draw, to write, I love music (other than classical- I don't understand how people enjoy listening to that stuff...) I play the violin, but not much classical, thank you very much. I also play the piano, and I'm an average singer. I also recently started playing bass (my fingers hurt!) I'm a sword fighter (belt, title, and everything), and I'm currently learning how to stick my fingers into someone's eyes and choke them in several different ways (i.e. DO NOT MESS WITH ME WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD). I do a lot of reading, and I basically LOVE good, action movies. And Fire. LOTS AND LOTS of fire. I'm also a fan of Ninjas. :D Dislikes: Bad Grammar- it gets so confusing sometimes. It's a pet peeve. I mean, some people have really good ideas, its just that it's expressed badly in their stories because of horrible grammar. It makes them seem kind of stupid (and I know they're not). But I can understand if they're foreign; it's so much harder on folks who learned English as a second language. I also hate...cheerleaders, so, sorry if you're a cheerleader. There's only been one exception for this so far, and that's a friend from school. She's awesome. Let's see...bad grammar, cheerleaders, most of my vegetables, Math, and science. Oh, man, I'm so bad at math and science, it's not even funny. I almost failed last year. By Asian decree, I should be executed... Favorite Quotes: "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes." (Reader's Digest) "People are like slinkies; they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." (Random quote sister found) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance) "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." (Robert Bloch) "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its pupils..." (Louis Hector Berloiz) "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." (Demetri Martin) "Hold on, my train of thought just hit a cow." (quote I found on Giant-Flying-Radish-of-Doom's beta profile. Awesome quote, made me laugh so hard) “Thanksgiving! It’s the one time a year the American’s celebrate manipulating the Indians into helping them before we took their land and drove them off to pastures less suited to their cultural upbringing.” Hughes, from Damgel's Alchemic Wizard, after Edward asked what Thanksgiving was. Max: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers. Max: (to Agent 99) Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? Its Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread. Time to punch Max in the face. (Steve Carell, Get Smart). "When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me." (Krimson Rogue). Sanji: I'M WEARING THIS BECAUSE NAMI-SAN SAYS IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME!! "Courage doesn’t always roar, sometimes it’s just the quiet voice at the end of the day saying “I’ll try again tomorrow." (Keladry of Mindelan from ConfusedKnight's Fallen). "Do you want some FALCON PUNCH?! Guaranteed to cause internal bleeding with a chance of spontaneous combustion! Comes in five different flavors: Cherry, Grape, Berry blast, Orange, and Strawberry!" (Sister after an attempt to punch me). Natsu: T-TWO MILLION JEWELS?! What is that split three ways?! One--two--AAGH I CAN’T DO THE MATH!! "Mages of Fairy Tail...specialize in property damage!!" (Natsu from Fairy Tail). Natsu: Then the Giant Serpent flew into the sky... Gray: (In the middle of a fight, stripping) Let's do this, Lyon! Happy: (looks into a drawer) LUCY--EGH--! “Team Seven,” Minato greeted them as they stood in front of him to receive their next mission. “You have managed to fail every single D-Rank mission we have. What do you have to say for yourself?” “That takes talent?” Naruto volunteered. “Naruto,” Minato said sternly. “What? Have you ever tried to fail at some of those?” Naruto shot back. “How did we manage to fail at finding Tora?” Sakura asked. “Since we did, in fact, find Tora.” “That cat hasn’t been the same since you brought it back and, from what I hear, practically has a panic attack every time it spots one of you,” Minato pointed out. “That’s very strange,” Sasuke said neutrally. “I’m sure it is. You can’t babysit because the children invariably insist on throwing stick ‘kunai’ at the people around them for ‘moving target practice.’ You can’t go shopping in a neighboring village because you compete to see who can get the cheapest deals and so end up haggling all day. You can’t help with farming because Naruto’s clones eat all the food. You can’t help paint fences or buildings because that would start another paint war,” Minato recited. “Kakashi, shouldn’t you be, I don’t know, trying to get them to pass? They currently hold the record for most D-ranks failed ever.” Kakashi beamed. “I knew they had it in them. Besides, if you think about it, it really takes far more effort and creativity to manage to fail so many consecutive D-rank missions.” (Sorry, couldn't help myself. Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Minato from Sarah1281's It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! Chapter 5). Important Notices... New story, Who's Laughing Now? Featuring a shrunken Hattori Heiji! XD Another new story (aren't you all shocked?), The Legend of the Midget! It's an idea that's stuck with me since Christmas, and it is a Fullmetal Alchemist and Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker crossover. Update On My Life: New college semester starting, and so far, it looks like I'll have some free time to write on weekends when I'm not preparing my sketchbook for an application to the Animation program here. ;) Wish me luck! | |||||||||
1. Trapped in Time reviewsIn the Temple of Time, Link decides to experiment with a timeshift stone and a technoblin's electric club. The end result? Sends him forward thousands of years to when Zant is waging war, and another Link is stuck in his place. Warning: Skyward spoilersLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-5-12 - Link & Fi2. The Legend of the Midget reviewsIn which Edward gets kidnapped, and it's up to Al, his gang, and what Ed considers a blonde-haired midget to save him. "What's with this kid? He's smaller than me when I was his age." "I've come to rescue you!" "...Al, please tell me he's joking."Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-12 - Link & Alphonse E.3. Guard Duty for a Ghost » reviewsOnly one person knows what happened the night of October thirty-first...but he's dead.Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,919 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 12-25-09 - Harry P. & Kakashi H.4. Who's Laughing Now? reviewsHeiji is all of a sudden thrust into the same situation as Conan, and realizes that it isn't as what he imagined it to be, especially with the girls knowing. So, Heiji, who's laughing now? Little!HeijiDetective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-7-12 - Heiji H. & Shinichi K./Conan E.5. Slowpoke Tails reviewsDanté was a normal kid, with a mostly normal life. If it weren't for the ghostly girl that was intent on following him EVERYWHERE. "You're actually going to eat that?" "Why not? The guy said that Slowpoke Tails were a delicacy."Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-116. Guardian Fox » reviewsJacqueline Collins finds herself in a tough situation. One that she's DEFINITELY not happy with.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,843 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 9-22-09 - Link & Midna7. The Same Coin reviewsAlphonse has been having some very odd dreams. Dreams that are connected to someone else. Dreams that share the worst moments of both of their lives.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-17-11 - Alphonse E.8. A Girl Named Dylan reviewsA rewrite of A Girl Named Dylan, bigger and better than before! Basically, a girl wakes up to find her house under fire...One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-109. A Novus Orsa » reviewsThe same time Harry touches the Sorcerer's stone in Hogwarts during his fight with Voldemort, Edward and Alphonse are using the Philosopher's stone to restore Al's body...Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,829 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 2-28-10 - Published: 6-11-09 - Harry P. & Alphonse E.10. Alchemic Innocence » reviewsFMA/DGM Xover. Edward and Alphonse met a very strange, white-haired boy when they investigated an abandoned church...Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,176 - Reviews: 268 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 6-26-08 - Edward E. & Allen Walker11. Fading reviewsShe was fading, and there was nothing they could do about it. Oneshot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-09 - Trisha E. - Complete12. Not Quite What I Wanted » reviewsMy mate Brian invited me over t' play some old playstation game, an' I went over just t' see what he was goin' on 'bout. I didn't expect t' find myself in the middle of some strange place, with a killer migraine, a little black mage, an' a fuzzy tail!Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-2-09 - Zidane T. & Garnet A.13. Invasion of the Nerd » reviewsHe didn't mind the whole concept of being an exorcist, but once in a while he would've liked to sit down, play Warcraft, and not have to worry about being eaten alive by his innocence.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 2-6-09 - Allen Walker & Lenalee Lee14. To Walk » reviewsAfter crossing through the gate, Edward and Alphonse find themselves in a very strange place...talking to a certain, strange, black-haired, bespectacled boy. Edward, so I think you know what this story is going to be rated...Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 8-5-08 - M. Sera & Shinichi K./Conan E.15. The Fourth Piece » reviews...but the Goddesses weren't finished, and created the fourth and final part of the Triforce. The Triforce of Life. No one knew of this last piece, until a few years ago, when the Twilight began to invade our world..."Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 8-22-08 - Link & Zelda16. Snow White on Crack reviewsSnow White, with the DC Characters in it! Mostly crack, but fairly entertaining! AokoXKaito/Kaitou Kid 1412 Mild swearingDetective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 2-10-08 - Aoko N. & Kaito K. - Complete17. Shades of Black and White » reviewsSomething new's going on with the organization, and this time, everyone is affected in some way. Xover with bleach- Kaito, Conan, Heiji, and Hakuba didn't believe in ghosts, until now...On temporary hiatus.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,493 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 3-25-08 - Kaito K. & M. Sera18. Magnet reviewsHe's a magnet for trouble, that one.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-08 - M. Sera & Ran M. - Complete19. Murderer? reviewsBut Okaasan, I killed it! I'm a murderer!Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-08 - Yukiko K. & Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete20. Timed reviewsHattori, I tell you, it's timed! Wait, here, it'll happen in a few seconds.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-5-08 - M. Sera & Heiji H. - Complete21. Nothing Without You reviewsSpecial for Valentine's day, a little insight between KurenoXUotani. Mangabased, so sorry if you've only seen the anime. Uotani didn't know him, but she was nothing without him. Songfic.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-08 - Arisa U. & Kureno S. - Complete22. Same Old Lang Syne reviewsA songfic, featuring Ran and Shinichi! A little Angsty for Christmas, but that's okayDetective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-07 - Shinichi K./Conan E. & Ran M. - Complete