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Author has written 14 stories for South Park. ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS FANFICTION - EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE - ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS ARE IMPERSONATED... POORLY. THE FOLLOWING STORIES CONTAIN COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE. obligatory sappy thank you!!: hey you, if you read my stories or anything time-consuming like that, thanks! i'm addicted to feedback. faves, alerts, reviews, everything. i check my email on my phone, obsessively, like i'm always looking for that little subject line that says "someone acknowledges your work!" i check my email when i shouldn't. before going to bed, after waking up, right before class, in the middle of class, walking home, in the car, in restaurants, while blow-drying my hair, riding rollercoasters, grooming unicorns, slaying dragons, training dragons, inadvertently saving the planet. my shitty phone's in my hand, loading messages. thanks for those little moments. you're cool. and sorry i write extremely slowly. carpetpissers is my fancy tumblr with a bunch of broken fanart links that i don't feel like editing!! sirdigbychickencaesar is my active tumblr for reblogs and nonsense relationspaceships is my writing tumblr where i TALK ABOUT WRITING and very VERY rarely post an actual piece of writing, so FOLLOW AT YOUR OWN RISK OK i am currently in an obsession flurry of british comedy and—i don't know, alligators. i am also currently co-writing a grungy fic with glow vomit for the south park big bang, so i won't be writing anything else until march, really!!! it'll be splendid ok. see you then :o) | |||||||
1. looseleaf and liquid fiction reviewsTweek muses about dreams and social operating systems. Craig just wants to sleep.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-12 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete2. Houseflies » reviewsClyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." Predominantly Craig/Tweek, with some Kevin/Clyde.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,433 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 4-24-12 - Published: 5-26-10 - Clyde D. & Craig T.3. Young Wild Things » reviewsThen he tells you, "Nothing's impossible." Then all you have to say is, "Well, some things are." - Scraps, basically. Boyish soliloquies, dream sequences, silly emotions. Nothing too good here.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-19-12 - Published: 10-5-104. Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks » reviewsFeast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 3-22-11 - Clyde D.5. legs and locomotion reviewsTweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-24-11 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete6. Suicide Kids » reviewsAU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. - Assorted pairings and apparently annual updates.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 2-18-11 - Published: 11-12-09 - Kenny M. & Butters S.7. Dental Quackery reviewsWow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-10 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete8. Happily Whatever After reviewsMirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. Basically Craig/Tweek. Also, this piece of crap won first place. Cool beans.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 8-6-10 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete9. Folie à Deux » reviewsIN WHICH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND OTHER ASSORTED DELUSIONAL DISORDERS TURN INTO SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. In other words, old Craig/Tweek psycho crap that is arguably belittling to mankind. And lives up to bad fanfiction. Read it if you like disappointment.South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 7-18-10 - Published: 11-3-08 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete10. Dinosaurs Versus Robots reviews"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown. If you expect blatant slash, you're sick. Like me.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-17-10 - Kevin S. & Clyde D. - Complete11. The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno » reviewsIn a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. This thing is a monster.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,604 - Reviews: 323 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 3-9-10 - Clyde D. & Kevin S. - Complete12. Unspoken Words reviewsHear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Craig/Tweek.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-3-10 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete13. I'm Not Going to Think About Him reviewsI'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 10-20-09 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete
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