| Danalas the Lady Chaos |
Author has written 59 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Labyrinth, Parodies and Spoofs, Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, and Harry Potter. I'm a poor teacher. Why poor? Because I haven't found a job within my field since graduating in December 2010. I want one, and I'm not overly picky about public vs. private vs. charter. I mainly write Labyrinth, though lately I've been getting a bit behind. And, of course, there's my original stuff. I've written several short stories, though I've posted only one on fictionpress.net, and then there's my novels. I am the proud author of Sinking Paradise and Destiny's Call. Both are available on Amazon, both as paperbacks and on the Kindle, and will hopefully soon be joined by Confessions from Draconis, which is to be the first book of what will be the Confessions Duology. I'm also happily married since September of 2007, and happily Catholic since Easter 2008, when I was finally baptized, had my first communion, and was confirmed. | |||||||
1. A True Love Story » reviewsSequel to "A Love Story." Six years ago, Leslie accepted her dreams. Now she's awoken from what have become nightmares. OC/OC and J/S pairings.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,104 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-30-11 - Published: 4-18-09 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete2. Need You Now » reviewsSarah has lost her family. Who can she turn to? Based on the Lady Antebellum song of the same name.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-8-11 - Published: 7-20-10 - Sarah & Jareth3. Merideth and Elizabeth's Adventures Laby Land » reviewsRating to be safe and may go up. This is what happens when a couple of girls wish each other away simultaneiously.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-7-10 - Published: 12-23-06 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete4. Thirteen Hours of Labyrinth reviewsJust a little parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas that a friend and I wrote.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-29-06 - Complete5. Family Portrait » reviewsRating for chapter 3, mostly. A series of songfics. Starts out when Sarah is five, but will be a JS romance, as always.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 8-30-046. Origins reviewsBasically just a bit of drivil about the origins of the labyrinth itself, thanks to a challenge on the List.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-047. The Goblin King's Limerick reviewsThe other contest poem. Actually, there WAS a third, but I forgot to save it. Go on. You know you want to read it, even if just out of morbid curiosity.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-048. A Collection for Tights reviewsPG JUST to be safe. Just a funny little poem involving the sock rumor.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-04 - Complete9. Love's Thousand Year Wait reviewsJust a sweet little bit of fluff. Originally published on the List as part of a poetry contest between me and another Listian that never actually got judged.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-0410. Rantings of a Garbage Lady reviewsPG JUST to be safe. Basically what the title says. The Garbage Lady finally gets a chance to rant.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-0411. Wizards And Goblins And Fae, Oh My! » reviewsCrossover with Labyrinth. Who's the new Librarian? And what's the connection with Harry? Oh, and our fave potions master has to be rescued. Who'll teach potions while he's gone? Who else, but Jareth!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-27-04 - Published: 9-27-02 - Sirius B.12. A Dozen Red Roses reviewsSongfic. Jareth and Sarah's wedding day.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-04 - Complete13. Tom Riddle's Song reviewsA little parody of King Herod's Song that takes place down in the Chamber of Secrets.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-04 - Voldemort & Harry P.14. The Couch Incident reviewsBased on a real life event. Just something that happened to Obi at sixteen. You'll have to read to find out exactly WHAT the Couch Incident is.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-20-0315. Jareth's Revenge » reviewsPG to be safe. Jareth finally gets his revene on the Trio, and it's up to the guys to save them. Written from a challenge issued a year and a half ago.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-0316. A Love Story reviewsLeslie still loves her ex, even though he seems to hate her. Who can help out? The Goblin King, of course!Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-03 - Complete17. Bog Bomb reviewsI'm BACK! This time with a humorous little microfic.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-03 - Complete18. Twas The Night Before YuleTide » reviewsNo, I am NOT doing a Terrible Trio Trillogy Two. Atleast, not yet. This is just a gift for Jareth, from the Trio. It starts out with a filk of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and then the second part is a bit of a songfic.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-0219. Trouble Always Comes In Threes » reviewsIt's true. Trouble ALWAYS comes in threes, and the adventures of the Terrible Trio are no acception. The third part of the Terrible Trio Trillogy. No peach wine this time folks. This time just a lot of sugar and the rush to rescue a lost CD.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-25-02 - Published: 4-22-0220. Underground Acres reviewsParody of the Green Acres theme.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-0221. The Dance reviewsSongfic to The Dance by Garth Brooks. Very sweet.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-0222. An Assumed Identity reviewsMicrofic. Someone has an assumed identity, and ends up making a fool out of himself because of it. Oh, and some Wormtail torture. VEGHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-02 - Voldemort & Peter P. - Complete23. Not Again! reviewsPG to be safe. Uh oh! The Terrible Trio of LeAnn, Emerald, and Koni have been into the peach wine again! Poor J!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-0224. Songs of the Underground reviewsSit back and relax as Collin Mochiry of Who's Line Is It Anyway? attempts to sell you an album full of Laby song parodies.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-23-0225. Jareth's New Look reviewsThanks to Puck, Jareth gets a new look.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-0226. Hoggle's Maid reviewsA little Solstice day pranking leads Hoggle to getting a new maid for a day. Deals with the sock rumor. Sarah only makes a brief appearance.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-0227. October 86 (Oh What A Night) reviewsSarah's first night with the Goblin KingLabyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-0228. I Want Sarah reviewsJareth explains to Toby why he keeps coming to visit Sarah to the tune of I Want Candy.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-0229. The Truth About Goblin Kings and Jedi » reviewsThe sequal to May The Force Be With You, Jareth. The beans get spilled about the secret that only LeAnn and Jareth know. All complainers shall be dumped into the Bog of Eternal Stench.Crossover - Star Wars & Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-31-01 - Published: 5-29-01 - Mara Jade & Jareth30. Come What May » reviewsAlternative Ending. Satine doesn't die. She and Christian leave together and even get hitched! All flames shall be used for an ITS bonfire.Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-31-01 - Published: 6-11-0131. Peachy Christmas reviewsLeAnn, Emmy-chan, and Koni seranade Jareth in the Underground with special Christmas Carol Parodies.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-0132. Yoda and Yaddle reviewsEr...um...Yoda and Yaddle get to prank Obi and Ani, and the prank really grosses out Obi and Ani.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-17-0133. Obi And The Root Canal » reviewsObi has to have a root canal.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-1-01 - Published: 9-10-0134. Summary reviewsEr...um...55 words...one sentance...summary of movie and what happens afterward...Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-0135. The Incredible Shrinking Listians reviewsListians are shrinking and have to find a way to get back to their normal heights.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-0136. As The World Falls Down reviewsSwitched the words to make the song about friendship.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-01 - Complete37. Obi and The Bog Of Eternal Stench reviewsTitle says it all, folks. Please, R&R. All complainers shall be sent to the space mines of Kessel. Odd little Star Wars x-over with Laby...Crossover - Star Wars & Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-01 - Obi-Wan K. & Jareth38. Your Song reviewsPre-TPM songfic. Obi falls in love. She's not interested. All complainers shall be sent to the spice mines of Kessel.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-8-0139. More Insanity Underground reviewsYou really wanna know? Sort of a parody of a musical. Danalas returns to the Underground with Steve and Colt. No drama class this time, though. This time it's Norma/Unicorn Lady, Puck, Kim, and Melissa. All complainers shall be tipped head first over theLabyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-0140. Labyrinth Lady Marmalade reviewsTyped up over a few minutes. Not my best work, but the people who've already seen it like it. *G* Please R/R. However, all complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-6-0141. Somewhere Out There reviewsSongfic. Plotless peice of fluff. J/S. They think about eachother. Just read and review, please? All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal StenchLabyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-3-0142. Here With Me reviewsAnother plotless peice of fluff songfic. Takes place right after Zekk is taken by the Shadow Academy. Jaina's thoughts. All complainers shall be sent to the spice mines of Kessel.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-0143. Thank You reviewsA plotless bit of fluff songfic set to the song Thank You by Dido. All complainers shall be sent to the spice mines of Kessel.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-0144. May The Force Be With You, Jareth » reviewsLaby crossover with Star Wars. Luke and Mara have to save their neice from J's clutches. Read it to know what the heck is really goin' on. All complainers shall be tipped first into the Bog of Eternal Stench.Crossover - Star Wars & Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-28-01 - Published: 5-5-01 - Mara Jade & Jareth45. Not All There reviewsHow do you say someone's not all there in the Star Wars universe? Can't exactly say wheel's turnin' but the hamster's dead, now can ya? All complainers shall be sent to the spice mines of Kessel.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-22-0146. Time of the Twins 2: The Revenge » reviewsOk. This is basically the second story in the Time of the Twins duology. Karillion comes back for revenge. Character death.All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-14-01 - Published: 4-2-0147. The Bum Bum song-Laby Style! reviewsJust what the title says, folks. Pure insanity, or total genius? You make the call. All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-20-0148. Labyrinthian Dream reviewsMy weird little dream... All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-14-01 - Published: 4-11-0149. Time Of The Twins » reviewsSarah and Jareth's twin children, having been raised seperately their entire lives, finally meet up and find their parents. All complainers shall be tipped head first into the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-30-01 - Published: 2-22-0150. The Effects of Peaches on Three Fanfic Writers reviewsThe title says it all, folks. And these aren't just any peaches. They're enchanted peaches, made for us by everyone's fave Goblin King. All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-0151. A Happy Ending reviewsFinal instalment of the Memories trillogy. J and S get married! All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-01 - Complete52. A Beautiful Story reviewsMuch requested sequal to Memories. You didn't really think J died, did ya? Hehehe...All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-27-01 - Complete53. Insanity Underground » reviewsUmm...I drop myself and my drama class into the Underground, along with Sarah and some fairy tale people. Slight cursing. All complainers shall be dumped head first into the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-26-01 - Published: 2-23-0154. Little ManSongfic...ummm...pretty much a music video in fic format...All complainers shall be tipped head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 3-26-0155. Memories reviewsInspired by the text of the Laby novel. Wraps up everything, I think, in one neat little package. Just r&r, please. All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-24-0156. The Lights Stayed On reviewsParody of The Beat Goes On by Sonney and Cher. About a day in my drama class. All flames shall be used for an ITS bonfire.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-0157. Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Voice Most » reviewsJareth loses his voice and asks for Sarah's help in running his kingdom. PG for slight swearing. All complainers shall be tipped head first over the Bog of Eternal Stench.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-20-01 - Published: 2-15-0158. I'll Be Your Song reviewsJareth and Sarah are having the same dream.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-12-0159. What Lola Wants reviewsWhat does Lola really want? All flames shall be used for an ITS bonfire.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-01