Ok, first of all, I write yaoi and like to read it. If this offends you, that is your right, however, don't get mad at me because I like to write and read it. Every story I've posted on this page is yaoi. You've been warned :). Most of the stories in my favorites have yaoi pairings. Not all, I like stories that have no pairings but just pointing that out. So, if you are against this genre of writing, you should probably find something else to read.

My favorite fandoms are Bleach (obviously) and Final Fantasy VII. Of course I have favorite pairings for those; Renji/Ichigo and Zack/Cloud respectively. Have to say though, I am in love with the Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris, Cloud OT4. Don't see it much around here but Icedark_elf and Ciceqi on InsaneJournal write that OT4 beautifully. Actually, all their stories are awesome and I encourage you to go check them out. Also, if you like Renji/Ichigo you need to check out Renjifan over at LiveJournal, she writes those two so well I could almost be jealous. Of course she helps me with my writing so I can't be :).

We all know that the world at times seems to be ruled by cliches, especially the world of RPGs. However, some cliches are funnier than others and I have to share a few of my favs. You can find all 192 at The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés.

2. "No! My beloved peasant village!"
The hero's home town, city, slum, or planet will usually be annihilated in a spectacular fashion before the end of the game, and often before the end of the opening scene.

19. "Silly Squall, bringing a sword to a gunfight..."
No matter what timeframe the game is set in -- past, present, or future -- the main hero and his antagonist will both use a sword for a weapon. (Therefore, you can identify your antagonist pretty easily right from the start of the game just by looking for the other guy who uses a sword.) These swords will be far more powerful than any gun and often capable of distance attacks.

20. Just Nod Your Head And Smile
And no matter how big that big-ass sword is, you won't stand out in a crowd. Nobody ever crosses the street to avoid you or seems to be especially shocked or alarmed when a heavily armed gang bursts into their house during dinner, rummages through their posessions, and demands to know if they've seen a black-caped man. People can get used to anything, apparently.

107. Arbor Day Rule
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

113. Place Transvestite Joke Here (Miss Cloud Rule)
If the male lead is required to dress up like a girl for any reason, he will be regarded by everyone as much more attractive than any "real" girl. If the female lead cross-dresses as a man, she will be immediately recognized as who she is by everyone except the male lead and the main villain.

156. Sephiroth Memorial Escape Clause
Any misdeed up to and including multiple genocide is forgiveable if you're cool enough.

189. The Moral Of The Story (Ghaleon Rule)
Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.