| Dark Mican |
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. ~Welcome to... I dont-know-land!(Yaoi Land perhaps?)~ Name:Matsumoto Yuki Age: xD almost 15~! Gender: Female.. D: sadly... XD I can't commit yao-ish crimes XD Nyahahahaha~! Birthday: Nov. 10 Favorite Animal/s: fox, puppy, wolf, bunny, owls and weasels!! Favorite color: All shades or red (except light ones like pink) and blue.. and black (for the shade ;D) Favorite Anime/manga: Too many to remember. Things I like:Yaoi, drawing, sleeping, yaoi, yaoi doujinshi, singing, ice skating, swimming, playing basketball, reading fics, adoring cute things, pocky and yaoi. Violence, blood, fighting... Too many to remember... Things I DISlike:Haruno Sakura, Orochimaru, Kisame, any one who commit crimes purposely, Nature killer and flamers Favorite Pairings... Itanaru (Naruto) Nejinaru,(") Sasunaru, (") Kyuunaru, (") Kibanaru, (") Shikanaru, (") Shinonaru, (") Gaanaru (") Peinnaru (") Kononaru (") Kabunaru (") maleharemnaru (") Sesshonaru (Naruto/Inuyasha crossover) Inunaru (") Lightnaru (deathnote/naruto crossover) Lnaru(") Ichinaru (bleach/Naruto crossover) DracoHarry (Harry Potter) LordVoldemortHarry(") CedricHarry(") SnapeHarry(") Ronharry(") (I dont even know why I like this pairing O.e) LuciusHarry(") BlaiseHarry(") (Oh well, Im obsessed with yaoi!! X3) Pairing I dislike: Sasusaku (God!! that would never happen!!) Itasaku ( well, there are many words to describe this... Itachi-kun is a drop dead sexy seme.. and his uke? Naru of course!! Naruhina (gawd!! I know sometimes I love fluff, but to them, sheesh... you know.. its too..crappy) ex. "N-Naruto-kun.. I-I love you.." then Naruto answered " I love you to Hinata... for a long time..." can you see how crappy it is? Important note!! kinda... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks, Dark Mican. 00o00o00o00o0oo0oo0o0oo00--xxxxxxxxxx The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget (This is brilliant, I read this on Daggets profile and thought damn I agree) Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame. Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules: 1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review. 2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.) 3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you! 4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing) 5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again! 6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit. There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue. Thank you for taking the time to review the facts. I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance... xxxxxxxx--xxxxxxxxxxxx I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P I dont regret on putting this here... Sasunaru love... In both manga and Anime!! WE LOVE YOU KISHIMOTO-SENSEI!! for making the anime and Manga... (But we will love you more if Its a YAOI!! kyaaaa~~!!) Where Dark and angsty prevail! XxDark MicanxX Loves ya all XP Hey, Ever heard of Chocolate? Give me~ | |||||||||||||||
1. Homophobia to Heterophobia reviewsUzumaki Naruto hated Faggots... with a reason. He bullied them, made FUN of them,Made them cry. It was just so fucking ironic that his first attraction was towards someone on the SAME gender. well, WELCOME fucking sexed Uchiha Sasuke. side pairings SN!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.2. Demon Angel Human All In One REWRITE reviewsMerging with Kyuubi made Naruto a part demon and he sets out to find hidden secrets that were kept away from him. Whoever expected that he was also a part Shinigami and a fallen angel? The final process to be a 'GOD', he has to find true LOVE YAOI!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-22-09 - Naruto U. & Itachi U.3. The Novelist reviewsThe talent that Uzumaki Naruto possessed was the bane of the human existence, Every word that he wrote on ink were performed infront of his very own eyes. For the record, he just couldn’t stop writing...until someone came and ruined his oblivion. YAOINaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.4. The path to becoming a LADY » reviewsThe five handsome guys tries to help Naru-chan to become a lady...Too bad he isnt one though... lots of twists -winkwink- *Pairing undecided* - everysexylivingmaleseme/naruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 3-14-08 - Naruto U.5. Life is a lie » reviewsItachi visited Konoha to deliver a message from the Akatsuki leader.A message that can clearly change his whole destiny with... What exactly is the message?First story and lemon on chapter 8 Sasunaru, or Itanaru!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 8-3-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.6. Ex Lover reviewsBeing dumped By Cho, and being labeled as the outcast of the Outcast's in his first day truly sucks, Until he captures the attention of both Draco and Voldemort. That's all...right? Nope his super Hot EX just has to come back to his life and shine YAOI .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort7. Demon,Angel,Human all in one » reviewsItachi and Sasuke are back in Konohagakure..Naruto has been missing 2 years alraedy....Is there still hope that Naruto will someday return?And...who is this person? Discontinued but planning to be rewritten....Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 8-5-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete8. Dear Santa, » reviewsIts Xmas on Konoha!Poor Naruto, His hands are full, of what? you ask? this are the packages that the dear semes sends him... Watch how the dear semes blackmail Santa and reveal their sinful secrets one by one! 00Smirk00 many Lemons and Limes. A/N INSIDENaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 9-13-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U.9. Ai no Tenshi 天使の愛 » reviewsA mistake... An enemy revealed... A love blossomed,... the hate grew, The traitors comes out, Friends are lost... What is important in this hectic world? Love? Does that even exist?Or, will this angels life be destroyed?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 11-10-07 - Kyuubi & Naruto U.10. Crash down for love reviewsMeh first Happy ending story... and first Kyuunaru ! boy am I soo hypa and happy!anyway, Kyuunaru love ya guys! *squeal!* I order you to squeal! spread the Kyuunaru LOVE! XxAuthor Jumps aroundxXNaruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-07 - Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete11. Please let my soul rest in peace reviewsA halloween special fic... What would you do if you saw your loved one with another? then his brother comes in your life and says I love you? Only to find that in the morning.. He wasnt there with you?What would you do?Itanaru and Sasunaru..Character deatNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-1-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete12. Power within himself » reviewsThe council can lie to you... A letter was seen by the great prankster... and you know what? when he read that letter, his whole destiny and fate changed... Now, He has to search for his brothers, Make a new era and defeat all the bad guys!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-8-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U.13. The best gifts » reviewsMy first Gaanaru! Sakura hates me, Sasuke likes me... Kyuubi tousan wants me happy, Sakura wants me sad, but who will love me for the rest of my life? who will give me the most best gift?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 9-22-07 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete14. Itachi has a blue eyed blonde reviewsDedicated to all meh reviewers! Itanaru is love! Itachi has a blue eyed blonde...Muahahahahahaaaaa! The new and improved!RewrittenNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-1-07 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete15. When death decides to visit reviewsShinigami visits naruto's house..what does he want?Is he here totake Naruto's pure soul?And is there a reason that Naruto wears those orangte jumpsuits?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-17-07 - Naruto U. - Complete16. Love me Oniichan reviewsNaruto is finally back.Konohamaru wants to know if his oniichna still loves him..Or even notice him...This is a brotherly love story!not yaoi!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-07 - Konohamaru S. & Naruto U. - Complete
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