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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, and Haroun and the Sea of Stories. Never Drink and Drive Introduction Hello there I'm Aren kheel, Nice to meet you. Yo hablo español e Inglés. I'm Chilean, I live in the U.S. and I'm a sophmore. in summary, I'm an Anime-crazed writer who rocks out to Fall out Boy and Yellowcard. Got a problem? I don't care, I really look forward to meeting all the peopel out there, with their nice reviews and flames. Also, i need a Beta... please? It's a twilight story and please keep in mind I only have the summary written down. It's going to be a long tedious project, don't say I didn't warn you Updates, New Ideas, News and Cool Reviews Updates: The Sha of Blah, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, one shot. Newest Ideas : (untitled) -When Bella meets Edward she never thought she could fall for his arrogant persona.But, when she meets the intellectual part of him, the part with a heart she learns the tragic past that lead him to be such a pain. Bella enters a world of lies and pain only not even her nightmares do it justice. AH, (untitled) Meet Edward Cullen “no you’re wrong I don’t even know her” but he still stole a glance. Meet Bella Swan “No, utterly wrong my friend, I don’t want to meet him” --“Oh! I’m sorry”, “no it’s ok” an that pair of eyes was the only thing I could think of… 'I think I just fell for you' AH When I was Nine... -When I was nine… it all started with a school assignment. She heard his voice and his work, the way he wrote it made her feel that she’d read him already. “Good Job”, Thank you” News: I know the summaries are not really interesting. That's why I'm asking for your help helpful reader. also if you have ever read something of mine, well, it'll be taken down, actually it has already been taken down since I did it right after I updated my profile. Cool Reviews: No new reviews (I adore helpful reviews or just plain funny, I I like your review, you'll make it here, Kudos to you.) Links http://twitter.com/DarknessXAnime Pride/ Orgullo, Gluttony/ Gula, Lust/ Lujuria, Sloth/Pereza, Greed/Avaricia, Wrath/Ira, And Envy/Envida Are the seven Deadly sins, Copy this onto your profile if all or any apply to you(All of them but Lust. What can i say, I'm a sinful person) I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain, I'm the girl that doesn't have 30,000 friends. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't need a sea of people to make her feel special, and it happy with her little group of friends because she knows they are the best friends anyone could ever wish for doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Gone with the wind, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, DarknessXAnime. :YOU MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE: A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle GirlSlow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. GirlNo, it's not. Please, I'm scared. GuyThen tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. 1. First thing you wash in the shower? hair ()_() Meet the bunnies. they want world domination. help them. repost them on your profile. THEY HAVE COOKIES!! ooh cookies! Daughter of: Hadeswho do you think will when the war, Titans or Olympians?: OLYMPIANS!! stretch out your left arm as far as you can, what can you touch?: screen cleaning wipes song you are listening to right now?: prophet and the pendulum- nightwish favorite PJO pairing: Percy/Annabeth favorite PJO character: Hades favorite Harry Potter pairing: Harry and Ginny favorite HP character: Fred and George Weasly Rachel or Luke? (which one is worse?): Luke without looking, guess what time it is: 1:15 am now look at the clock. what time is it?: 1:42 am with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: nightwish what are you wearing right now?: pj's . what do you think of this quiz?: random favorite classes: Science, History, and creative writing favorite books: Harry potter, Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, If I should Die before I wake, Diary of Anne Frank, Uglies (book1), Pretties(book 2), Specials(book 3), Extras(book4), Magyk, Marmale Boy, Miracle girls, naruto, vampire knings, XXXholic, Tsubasa Chronicles, the summoning ,house of night series marker, betrayed, chosen, untamed, hunted, tempted. I can't remember what else I have read. favorite artists: Fall out Boy, Sum 41, avril Lavinge, Bouno, Lan~en~'ciel, FLOW favorite movies: Harry potter, X-men origins: Wolverine, Hancock, MArmalade boy: the movie, the Mummy, favorite color: purple favorite song: fireflies- owl city favorite sports: none personality at the moment: Sadish R.I.P- Zoe Nightshade, bianca di Angelo, Castor(son of Mr.D), Lee Fletcher, Pan, James and Lily Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Fred Weasley, Mad Eye Moody, Nymphadora Tonks, Cedric Diggory, Remus Lupin and every single other half blood and wizard/witch who died for what they believed in or for their family and friends Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Perachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (Mo Dog to Po and Yo Dog! How's it going?) If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile (I've stayed up till 4AM reading) If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Hey read this guys!! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! 37 Secrets about yourself. 1) have you ever been asked out? 2) where did you get your default picture? 3) what's your middle name? 4) your current relationship status? 5) does your crush like you back? 6) what is your current mood? 7) what color of underwear are you wearing? 8) what color shirt are you wearing? 9) Missing something? 10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) if you must be an animal for one day, what? 12) ever had a near death experience? 13) something you do a lot? 14) the song stuck in your head? 15) who did you copy and paste this from? 16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU? 17) when was the last time you cried? 18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) if you could have one super power what would it be? 20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 21) what do you usually order from starbucks? 22) what's your biggest secret? 23) favorite color? 24) do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) what are you? 26) do you speak any other language? 27) what's your favorite smell? 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? 29) have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) what are you thinking about right now? 31) what should you be doing? 32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 33) do you like working in the yard? 34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) do you act differently around the person you like ? 36) what is your natural hair color? 37) who was the last person to make you cry? My Favorite Books/Book Series: -Harry Potter (7b) JK Rowling -Twilight (4b) (I'm not counting Midnight Sun) Stephanie Meyer -Inkheart Trilogy (3b) Cornelia Funke -Percy Jackson and the Olympians (5b) Rick Riordan -The Chronicles of Narnia (7b) CS Lewis -Maximum Ride (5b) James Patterson I highly recommend them all!! TWILIGHT! Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Icier, hotter and spicier than you since 1901 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED- 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Reason the human race has evolved thus far. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 58/100 Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (my bro’s legs) Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs 1. How does the world see you? Marihuana- Tronic 2. Will I have a happy life? tobira no mokou e - Yellow generation 3. What do my friends really think of me? eso es todo lo que soy- gufi 4. Do people secretly lust after me? ichin no hana- high and mighty color 5. How can I make myself happy? Rough landing holly 6. What should I do with my life? I’ve had the time of my life 7. What is some good advice for me? distance – LONG SHOT PARTY 8. How will I be remembered? Life of a salesman- Yellowacard 9. What is my signature dancing song? Evoluciona- tronic 10. What do I think my current theme song is? Emo kid song – Adam and Andrew 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Honorable Mention- fall out boy 12. What song will play at my funeral? Life - yui 13. What type of men/women do you like? Olvidarte- Ricardo Arjona 14. What is my day going to be like? 15. What will tomorrow bring? Still Doll by Kanon Watashima List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order. 1. Fed and George Weasely(Harry Potter) 2. Maximum ride (Maximum Ride) 3. Fang (Maximum Ride) 4. Iggy (Maximum Ride) 5. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson) 6. Tyson (Percy Jackson) 7. Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson) 8. Harry Potter(Harry Potter) 9. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) 10. Erik Night (The house of Night ) 11. Cullen Edward (Twilight) 12. Loren (The house of Night ) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No and No! I don’t think I want a Cyclops and Vampire story. I know I’m a Yaoi Fan, but no! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? HEllZ yeah! Iggys is The cutest pyromaniac fictional character ever! Very HOT! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ok… First, I’d laugh my head off! Then wonder how is it possible for a boy to get another boy pregnant 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? no 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hellz no! I know Max is a Mutant Bird Kid, But it’s FAX!! She belongs with Fang!! Plus I doubt she’d want to date freaking Cyclops! 6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why? Nither! Remus is too old for Percy, and Eriks too hot, if he was somebody he can take me! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? I really doubt that Annabeth would care if Max and Loren are Making out. In fact, WAY TO GO MAX! now try explaining to Fang evil smile 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Tired of being pushed away by the only girls Fang has ever loved, he resolves to change his sexual orientation. And Erik tired of Knowing that his girlfriend Has Imprinted, he changes his sexual orientation, then he meets fang… this cannot end well. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No because they are form the same story, plus, the twins will never have anything to do with Harry that’s Ginny’s department 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Wise words for the poet 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? What’s het? Seriously. The character is Fang! 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? sigh yes, every one does, He’s SO overrated 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? How soon is now?- by the smiths (Not the version sung by T.a.T.u) 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? k. don’t read exreamly boring an plotless 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About 15 minutes ago 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2). (Fread and George weasly) and (annabeth chase) are in a happy relationship until (Remus lupin) runs off with (Iggy). (Fred and George), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Edward cullen) and a brief unhappy affair with (Loren), then follows the wise advice of (Percy Jackson) and finds true love with (Maximum Ride). What title would you give this fic? The most messed up Yaoi/fanfict... don't ak why i wrote it 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Extremely disturbed! Harry and Annabeth are not what I have in mind Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. Septimus heap books 2 Flyte, by Angie Sage ‘Wizard Way back to the Tower’ 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Empty air 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The day the earth stood still 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:40 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:39 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My iPod, in my night stand, playing the Awesome song: Kesenai Tsumi (Unforgivable Sin) by Nana Kitade 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About 8 hours ago. Coming back form dropping my dad off at work and coming back form Navarro Pharmacy. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? AnnabethChase5450’s profile 9. What are you wearing? Navy blue jean shorts, with a blue and purple tank top 10. Did you dream last night? Technically I did. But I don’t remember 11. When did you last laugh? When I was reading the stuff above this on my profile 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13 Naruto posters, one eclipse poster, Ikuto, Sesshomaru Inuyasha and a snow board 13. Seen anything weird lately? My brother’s face 14. What do you think of this survey? It’s really random and funny 15. What is the last movie you saw? The Day the Earth stood Still 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Copy right for POJ 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I believe in Greek mythology 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would help people be open-minded, because the ignorance I this world kills me . 19. George Bush: Fucktard 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Isabelle 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Kevin 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? I already do. You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. ( I play it on my ipod!) 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 DarknessXAnime/Paz If you think that some day you are going to be claimed by a greek god or goddess paste this on your profile. If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile. If you've ever laughed for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile. If you're as clumsy as me, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is a satyr like Grover, copy and paste this into your profile.(she had red hair, so YESh! ) If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Paz 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): pazizzle=) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black raven 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Belen street YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): barpamar 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Red sprite 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Abareamjn 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black silence 25 Things my wonderful Mother taught me! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Girls 10 stupid
A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here · Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment Max (thinking) "I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you." Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please? Max (thinking) "In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" Fang carried Max while flying after she had "a stroke or something". Iggy: "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Max thinking about Gazzy there's something funky with his digestive system. A word to the wise, stay upwind · Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." (funny because he doesn't know how to spell it) Fang gave me a look that said, You sap. Fang: "You…are…a…fridge…with…wings...We're…freaking…ballet…dancers." Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?” · Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports Max: (to Fang) "What the heck are you doing?" Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Max: "So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie." Max: (has been given Valium for surgery) "I just want you to hold my hand." Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!” On the other hand, even a big ‘80s love van was less noticeable than six flying children and their talking dog. So there you go. Fang: “Let them blow up the world, and global-warm it, and pollute it. You and me and the others will be holed up somewhere, safe. We’ll come back out when they’re all gone, done playing their games of world domination." Max: "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" (in Terminator accent - imitating ter Borcht) ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?" Max had always teased that the flock had voted Fang "Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader". ter Borcht: "Den you vill be exterminated..." Gazzy: "I have X-ray vision." ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?" ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Voice: "Maybe he does just want to talk." Max: "What was that all about?" Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max." · Maximum Ride: The Final Warning Nudge: "I'm Magnet Girl!" Gazzy: "Look, the Pentagon! I've always wanted to see it!" Max: Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds. Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" (after discovering that Fang can become invisible) Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day... · MAX: A Maximum Ride Novel (after being shot in the wing and surrounded by Mr. Chu's robots) Max: Oh. Maybe i could do a... Oh. Right. Max no fly. Bummer. (Angel and Max talking about Fang) Angel: "He could totally be your boyfriend. You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog." (Max staying in the house after she got shot in the wing and can't fly) Gazzy: "Huh - Why is Max in the kitchen?" (Max talking to John Abate about Dr.Martinez's kidnapping) John: "Hole up there, protect yourselves, but stay put. Let me get some answers before you go charging off." FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter REAL FOB FANS: Real fans know what FOB stands for For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones oblvious dissision. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you see a guy by the deli who looks like Edward so you stick your head out the car roof window and scream at him, "HEY! WHERES YOUR VOLVO!? CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND IT, WE CAN TALK!" nononono ur all wrong crazy is when you watch and read every shugo chara! thing ever made, and when ikuto appears on the screen or on the page, you lick him!! nononono! Crazy is when you randomly burst out laghing and dancing whan ther is a substitute in one of your classes, then yelled "SCHOOL"S OUT!" in the midlle of the semster / If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list Quotes When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Quotes, etc... He who laughs last thinks slowest If two wrongs don't make a right, try three 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Friends... You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder, and then I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get revenge against the sorry idiot. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much idiot?" Good questions If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? These are the questions that haunt me... Try this I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Poems etc. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (don't get me started..) If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you LOVE cats more than dogs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more MWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile! If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read Twilight too many times to count, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. At one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Weird is good. Normal is boring. Beind so normal its wierd is creepy. Being so wierd its normal is cool. Warning people that you are a complete freak when you first meen them, that my friends, is called being sqee. Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are Squee, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. 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If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the kind of person who would rather act stupid than smart, copy and paste this into your profile. 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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Copy & Paste Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a BOOKWORM so I MUST be smart I DO BALLET so I must be GAY I like Shopping at Ambercrombie so I MUST be a prep I like to eat, so I MUST be fat. I can't play piano, so I MUST be tone-deaf. I like anime/manga and fanfictions, so I MUST have NO LIFE I Have a lot of Guys Friends, so I MUST be Fucking them all Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done. (I added more than most people have!) 1. ikuto (Shugo chara) 2. Amu (Shugo chara) 3. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) 4. Gaara (Naruto) 5. Itachi (naruto) 6. Temari (naruto) 7. Melon (Akikan!) 8. Edward (FullMetal Alchemist) 9. Lelouch (Code Geass) 10. Inuyasha (Inuyasha) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? YAY! Number 2 asked you to go out with him? OK...? no thanks Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Hell yesh! Sessomaru-sama 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Necer expected it from them... it's true they never liked anyone, but i never eve expected this! 5 cooked you dinner? OMFG! you can cook! yay 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? WHOLY SHIT! are you les? 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? I guess thats a good thing... 8 got into the hospital somehow? It really doesn't surprise me one bit... 9 made fun of your friends? ?? That doesn't suit him... then agin, I do have strange friends... 10 ignored you all the time? Eh, I'm used to it. he never really acknowleged me in any way Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Probably just beat the them for picking on the weak, then disappear beofore i could thank him. You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? freak out, then put on her cool & spicy Facade, and try to help me It's your birthday. What will 3 give you Eh, he probably forgot I even exixst You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Walk poast the house, ignore me. GAARA: I woulnt do that! I would stand there and watch, then leave Me: ok then... You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Sit back and watch. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? OK I really doubt temari cares, and since wehn would Inuyasha MArry me! You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Go all hyper on her self, or attack the dude You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? ... How would i Know, he and his stupid mood swings don't help You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? would problably help me with strategy... hopefully You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Walk away Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? becuase he's so damn HOT! thta's why, hello, who wouldn't want Neko-boy to b theirs! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS EARS?! 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? since when does AMU kno LEOUCH!? they are from 2 freacking differet ANIME! You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? NO! he would problalby kill them, well not really, but i doubl he would even date ME! hello HUMAN here! Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Gaara is in love with with lelouch!? WTF! Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Temari kissing Itachi... problably if he doesn't kill her first. 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? Nothing. it's the gal thing to do You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? What does she want it too? Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Well duh he's never gonna get a boyfriend! i don't need Ed GAY! Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Um.. sure? 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? less than a millisecond, i doubt he could stand the noisy kids, he can hardly deal with shippo, let alone a whjole BUNCH of children 1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it? hell yeah i hear everything IKuto gives me 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? I knew she was headed that way. poor amu 3 told 6 she started her period. since when does the boy tell the girl that he's gotten his period? 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. steps back awkward... 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? What the hell! Itachi since when do you started Corss-dressing? LIKE a FRECKING prep! 6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? OK...? why would Sesshomaru HIDE behind a bush, if he cares he would beatthe crap of which ever ga lhe hates 7 got high. NOT GOOD! 8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about? first, He's not tall, so he flipps out! two he's not even in it! 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? First off, WHY the fuck is IKuto a girl, i know he would make a cute girl, but he IS NO AND WILL NEVER BE!but he would probably use his geass against him and make huim do something terribly embarrasing 10 starts working at a bar.. i don' resally think he had the pacience to deal with the drunk. i thuink it would be unhealthy ... to the costumer 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. OK...? how the hell did the freking boy et pregnat form the girl! Love you to Death There was once a girl named Ashley who Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will If your against child abuse, copy and paste this on your profile: My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry," I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, DarknessXanime, If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. If life gives you lemons, make beef stew. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Your misery=My joy In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.f you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies! Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. I'ma firin my laza! It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan. The more you love someone,the more you want them dead. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. I am worse than evil... I am the author! Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it? There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! Uh...define 'normal' for me again. There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!" I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it. When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!" i love to eat. but then i get fat. come to the dark side. we have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer? the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Your misery=My joy | |||||
1. Good Morning reviewsIt's a drabble, barely over 100 words. It's a random little thing I wrote during class today. Please tell me what you thinkKyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-10 - Published: 8-27-10 - Wolfram vB. & Yuri S. - Complete2. The Sha Of Blah reviewsSchool Assignment. It's a poem about Rashid Khalifa. It's also very short. Please commenyHaroun and the Sea of Stories - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete3. Black and Scarlet » reviewsThing are just not how the used to be, and the old just cannot stay buried. the past resurfaces and the present prolongs itself. New Plan: the Head. "It's Worthless!"-"Not to me! I stand my you no matter what!" I saw it... the end.." "I don't care"Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-09 - Max & Fang
