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since: 11-28-07, id: 1431890, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
country: Australia
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Author has written 25 stories for Star Wars, Jedi Apprentice, and Doctor Who.

4/5/2009: Update on updates: Darth Real Life is back in full swing, in the form of four music assignments, one English assignment, one chemistry assignment, and exams coming up for those subjects, as well as every other subject I do. So, as you can probably imagine, I'm a little short on time to read and write, but I will definitely try to reply to any reviews, and stuff. Thanks!


Hey, guys! A friend of mine, recently created this forum: Pit Droid Cafe and I've been helping him set it up. We'd really like some new members, and because it's so small, you'll get to know everyone there. Unfortunately, we've encountered a problem, and we need new forum ideas. Any that you guys and girls can come up with will be treated seriously. They may not make it to the final crunch, but any help that you can provide, will be very much appreciated!

Thanks!


NEW SECTION: The Rant.

So, can I just ask, what's the deal with Ahsoka Tano? Why do people like her so much? I mean, the one-shot I did with her, is the one-shot with the most hits. She's just a Mary-Sue! Seriously, guys! I mean, one second, she's saving her Master, who has a heap more experience than her, after doing her job, then she's got no idea what to do and has to rely on that very same Master. She's quick witted, has the best fighting skills of a Padawan with her degree of experience (Shaak Ti had trouble defeating even one Magna Guard, so how did Ahsoka defeat three or four?), is a thin alien teenager, and let's face it, an all round MARY-SUE!

I'm sorry if I've upset you, but as you can probably guess, I really hate her. (Especially with that whole Artooy thing. GRR!)


I am hereby issuing a challenge to all you weirdos out their. Jokes. I have a story idea but I just can't seem to write it. So the challenge is this, if you choose to take it up:

You must write a story with the following excerpt. You can change the characters, I just used my favourites.

"It was raining. There was mud and blood everywhere. In the middle of the battle field were two figures. Closer inspection revealed them to be Jedi Knights. Obi-Wan Kenobi knelt in the mud, his head resting against Mace Windu's shoulder as he sobbed. They had already taken his body away."

Why is he sobbing? Where is he? Whose body have they taken away?

The conditions are:

- You must use this excerpt somewhere in the story.

- If you want me to read it there ought not to be sex scenes and no same sex relationships.

- Preferably a Star Wars Fiction.

- Death fics are more than welcome as are dark fics.

- The person doesn't actually have to be dead. They could just be unconcious.

If anyone actuallly bothers to take this challenge up, please notify me. If you change any characters please let me know which ones. And finally, if anyone has the same idea as I did when I wrote this you will get a free virtual cyber cookie. And some day I might actually write my own version. Lol. They will recieve a link on this page.

I have actually written my own reply: Insanity and Broken Promises. Check it out!


Some awesome entries!

The Natural Way by Kaelir of Lorien

Pain of Loss, Agony of Love by Setep Ka Tawy

A sequel: Pain of Loss, Agony of Love II by Setep Ka Tawy

cherry blossom by kikyo-killer2.0

Rain by Dante Inferno


In regards to my own stories, I will be updating randomly. I used to have a schedule, but it sort of fell apart. If you feel that I'm taking too long to update, PM me and make me type up the next chapter, because chances are, I've already got it written. :P

If you're reviewing anonymously, and want to be kept up to date, I'll be happy to email you. If you don't want your email in public, I'll delete your review, as soon as I get it, ok? And I promise, I will only use it to let you know of updates or whatever...

Also, in regards to Feeling, I'm not planning a sequel. I'm sorry to all those who keep asking. However, if any of you would like to write a sequel, be my guest. But please PM me with it, ok? (I'd like to read it, too!)

Ok, I know I probably shouldn't have started a prequel to Rise and Fall without finishing it, but inspiration hit, and there won't be any major spoilers, so don't feel like you can't read it because of that. (There's only clues.) Plus, with any luck, Rise and Fall will be finished before the year is out. :) So will Book of Musings, but whatever. :P

Thanks for stopping by!

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1. Silence in the Library AU reviews
The Doctor goes a little AWOL. In a bad way. This is my first non-SW fic, so please bear with me. Slight Rose/10 pairing. One-shot. Dark.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-09 - 10th Doctor - Complete
2. Mesa Banished! » reviews
Jar Jar keeps a journal after he's banished. May include TPM towards the end, don't know yet. Written with the accent. Sort of AU. Note: I would like to keep living, so please don't hire anyone...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 1-28-09
3. Book Of Musings » reviews
Mace Windu's journal. Prequel to Rise and Fall, and contains lots of clues, but no real spoilers! AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - M. Windu
4. Rise and Fall » reviews
Someone you least suspect has been a Sith Lord masquerading behind a much gentler façade in order to gain control of the GFFA. Will the good guys come and save the galaxy or will everything continue to be dark and horrible? AU Please R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 5-17-08 - Yoda & Obi-Wan K.
5. Visiting Day reviews
Bob goes to visit his Nanna, and has a run in with... a lot of crazy stuff along the way. OCs, Han Solo, storm troopers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-09 - Han S. - Complete
6. Into the Abyss » reviews
Obi-Wan is faced with a choice. Save himself, or everyone and everything he holds dear. Dark Obi fic. ROTS AU. Updated, twice in under a fortnight! O.O
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 10-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & M. Windu
7. Across the Stars reviews
Vader's story. Vignette. Character death. A little bit AU. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-09 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete
8. CleanUp reviews
Obi-Wan cleans up. Written for the First Sentence Challenge on the JC boards.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-4-09 - Complete
9. Feeling reviews
Ahsoka meets Anakin's Force-ghost. Post-ROTJ, probably AU. One-shot. There is NOT going to be a sequel. Please stop asking!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-17-08 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete
10. Going Home reviews
A Jedi Knight is going home. AU, Siriwan. Clone Wars era. Character death.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
11. Avoiding the Draigon reviews
Anakin saves Obi-Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete
12. Those Tedious Tasks reviews
Luke and Mara do the dishes. Audio only. ;
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-08 - Luke S. & Mara Jade - Complete
13. Coconuts reviews
Obi-Wan and Anankin have a disagreement. What will happen when Mace overhears... I do actually know what coconuts are, just so peoples know.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-7-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete
14. Framing reviews
Anakin gets in trouble for a little incident involving paint and Mace Windu's speeder. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-21-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
15. FunSized! reviews
Yoda's reaction to being called short. Humour one-shot. Apparently, it is funny... Yoda, Mace, Qui-Gon and Yaddle.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete
16. Crux » reviews
Majorly AU. Qui-Gon didn't die and trained Anakin. Obi-Wan trained another Padawan. 13yrs later, war has broken out and the Jedi are called to task. Master Jinn and Knight Skywalker are sent to find some tactical information that leads them to Alderaan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
17. Nicknames reviews
AU I guess. Aalto still calls Obi-Wan names, even though they are both Knights. Reviews are appreciated! Really short.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-5-08 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
18. The Muffin Joke » reviews
Obi-Wan, Garen, Siri and Reeft are in a bar. All are drunk and Obi-Wan has a joke to tell. It's supposed to be funny but I'm not going to tell you that it is. It's just a piece of randomness! Reviews are welcome, but I don't care. Pre-TPM! COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 1-24-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete
19. Jealousy reviews
AU! Obidala/Siriwan. He did that for her, but not for me. Why? Siri's reaction to Obidala! My first vignette! Please review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Padmé Amidala - Complete
20. Random Drabbles » reviews
Yes another series of drabbles. These are meant to be funny. lol. Based on the question What if the Jedi could marry? Reviews are welcome. AU Obviously. NO Slash! Anakin and Tahiri drabble up!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 1-5-08
21. Insanity and Broken Promises » reviews
What if Obi-Wan's mind was left permanantly damaged by his ordeal on Ratattak? What if he had to go back? Majorly AU. NO slash! Thanks to Tovah98 for the idea! I keep forgetting: I don't own anything! WARNING: Character deaths. Please R&R COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
22. The Fantastic Journal of Jar Jar Binks! reviews
AU. A journal of TPM. NO stupid accent. That would be too hard to write. You can review or you can not. I don't care! WARNING: Character death! He dies horribly! NO Slash. It is supposed to be funny, but I think I failed with that!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete
23. A Different Future » reviews
Set AOTC to ROTS, prologue TPM. QuiGon lives but does not train Anakin with dire consequences Dun dun dun! AU. NO slash. Rated T for character death. this is my first fanfic so please review. i don't own anything! lol I decided to add an epilogue COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-4-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete
24. MUFTE Day reviews
Just a random piece of stupidity, written in a random moment of stupidity. AU. NO slash. Supposed to be funny but probably not.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-07 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
25. ObiWan and Anakin vs The Microwave reviews
Inspired by my own experiences with a microwave and my younger brother this is a humor fic that just randomly takes place sometime in a galaxy far far away. I don't own anything.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-17-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete
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