Penname: Depends on the site.
fanfiction.net: deepreader (really?)
fictionpress.com: generalpoet
poems-and-quotes.com: Henry (that's my name)

Fanfiction interests: See my favorites list; there are too many to list here.

Storywriting status: "Fanfiction School of Writers"-chapter three is in writing; chapter one is being revised. "Innocent Lamentation"-oneshot poem about Ophelia from "Hamlet". My original poem, "Citadel of Memory", is on both fictionpress.com and poems-and-quotes.com.

Note: For those that review my stories, I do allow flames. Just add some constructive criticism to it.

Also, I have started a forum dedicated to compiling Mary Sue material. This is for education in the war against the Sues and it's purely voluntary.

And now for something completely different (thanks to Random Little Writer):

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, deepreader.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary Sues, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Arktos, Random Little Writer, deepreader.

If you hate OOCness and love ICness, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: deepreader.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school (or your Army training post, depending on your situation) who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

This story is about a little girl who is abused. If you care about it, put it in your profile: My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a thing wrong, or else I'm locked all the day long. When I awake, I'm all alone, the house is dark, my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, my name he calls, I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words. He says it's my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me some more. I finally get free and head for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with bad words still spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream, but it was much too late, his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, again and again. Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, while I lay motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, and I am but three. Tonight, my daddy murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! (Personal note: as an EMT, I respond to calls like this. Please, make my job easier and keep the children alive.)

Too many teenagers have had premarital sex. If you have not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: deepreader.