| Diaphanous |
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Saiyuki, and Final Fantasy VII. Name: ...umm, none of your beeswax...kidding, call me J. Or D... or Diaphanous... or, if you're feeling suicidal, Old Lady (punishments will be painful) Age: Too Old For The Comic Book Store Now... DX Gender: Female Height: I'm short and that's all you need to know, no short jokes allowed. Weight: ...that's not polite to ask... . Location: Ohio and that's all I'm telling you people. Favorite Manga: Too many Favorite Anime: Just ask, I'm quite sure I can give a list... a massive one. Favorite Authors: Lynn Kurland, JR Ward (too bad she doesn't want fanfic here... seriously though, read her shit, totally epic), Sherrilyn Kenyon, Karen Moning, JRR Tolkien (he's my hero, lol), JK Rowling (actually she's debatable...), Vicki Lee Thompson (I love her 'Nerd' series, the lulz), John Clement-Davies, Dan Brown, and others that I can't remember off the top of my head. (PS: I love super smutty romance novels from random authors that I find from browsing bookstores/libraries. XD) Favorite TV Shows (when I do watch TV): Grey's Anatomy (don't ask, I blame my old roommate); Jon and Kate Plus Eight; Table for Twelve; Deadliest Catch; Planet Earth; Chowder (that's right, I still watch Cartoon Network); various oneshot TLC specials (I'm a TLC whore...); What Not to Wear; Clean House; Las Vegas; House (Omg, he's my favorite asshole); Meerkat Manor (shut up, I like it, okay!); Animal Cops; Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (I love the Travel Channel); Mark and Ollie: Living with the Mek; all of Paula Deen's shows; Guy Fieri's Big Bite; Diners, Drive-ins and Dives; Food Network Challenge; Iron Chef ( the original Japanese version), and yeah, that's it. Favorite Movies: My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, State Fair, Oklahoma, The King and I (yes I have an old-school musical fetish, no you may not make fun of me), Doctor Dolittle (1967 version only, none of that Eddy Murphy crap), Star Trek I-VI (hell yeah, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and DeForrest Kelley are awesome!),Star Trek 2009 (I am so getting that DVD!! Seriously, it's mine. If I have to sell my soul, I will), The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Scorpion King, all the Indiana Jones movies, Star Wars IV-VI (old school all the way), Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men In Tights (classic comedy right there), The Princess Bride, Van Helsing, Underworld, All the Batman Movies (even Adam West, lol), 300, Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3 (one name: Johnny Depp), Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended versions rock my world), Disney (a veritable list of childhood memories that I really don't feel like typing), The Last Unicorn (lol), Tomb Raider, Chronicles of Riddick, The Fast and the Furious, Fast and Furious, etc, etc, etc (I don't do horror so don't ask.) Favorite Foods: Chocolate, Filipino food, and cheese, can't forget the cheese! Hobbies: Watching anime, reading manga, reading romance/science fiction/fantasy books, bugging my younger sister to the point of insanity (I'm succeeding!), and writing (duh) and sometimes a RPG called MapleStory... it owns my soul... and!! Watching movies, lots of movies that are to my taste though. Today's is Harry Potter's 29th Birthday!! Wait... that means he's only seven years older than me... Score? (July 31st, 2009) "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Manga: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs? Yaoi: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to yaoi, how can you even think about anything else, let alone drugs? If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. It you have ever spent too much money at Border's, put this in your profile. If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. If you like, well-written, original characters but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, Stephfunky, Diaphanous If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it's all in good fun, I swear... :cackle:) A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen. When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire. Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails. He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'" I'm smiling. That alone should scare you. Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Hogwarts (just to list a few): THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me MATURITY. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and FOURTH TESTIMONY : While in line at the bank one afternoon, FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days Differences Between Men and Women NICKNAMES EATING OUT BATHROOMS DRESSING UP OFFSPRING 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." ~MY 9 NAMES~ 1. YOUR REAL NAME Jessica 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Jessizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Purple Hawk 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Marie Merywen 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Rosje 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Green Coke 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: Esrorgz 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Gerard Rodriguez (apparently I'm going to have to get a sex-change too, lol) 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Quotes (because a lot of authors seem to have them on their profiles and they're fun): "Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz "Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho "I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' cake fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM in yer face!" -Jin, Yu Yu Hakusho "I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yuusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho "Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho "Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?" -Lisa, The Simpsons "Lord . . . what the hell am I doing here?" -Wolfwood, Trigun "I'll turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives...AHAHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!" -Eizma, The Emperors New Groove "If you wish to taste the ground feel free to attack me." -Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin "Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker!" -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "There's no way... I'll lose... To a coward who's always whining about destiny." -Naruto, Naruto "I will never let my comrades die!" -Kakashi, Naruto "I'm risking my life for this weirdo?" Terazuma, Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" -Isaac Asimov "God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." -Unknown "Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children "A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt "Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D. "Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown "All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone, I'm afriad they'll die. If I attack, I'm afaid I'll cut them. There is no place for fear here. Do you see the resolve to cut you in my blade? If I dodge, I won't let you hit me. If I'm protecting someone, I won't let them die. If I'm attacking, I will cut you." -Urahara Kisuke, Bleach. "It begins with a character, usually, and once he stands up on his feet and begins to move, all I can do is trot along behind him with a paper and pencil trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does." -William Faulkner "Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens "Thinking of you, wherever you are, we pray for our sorrows to end and our hearts to blend. Now I will step forward to reallize this wish. And who knows? Starting a journey may not be so hard,or maybe it has already begun..." -Kairi, Kingdom Hearts 2 "Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang." -Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender Leon: Think you can handle this many? "From the day I was born until the day I die, the only side I’m on is my own." -Genyjo Sanzo, Saiyuki "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." -Michael Pritchard "Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks "You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." -Ichigo, Bleach "Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." -Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho "You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho -Growls at painting, clutching it tightly- "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" -Dark Mousy, DNAngel "Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" -Lina Inverse, Slayers "Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." Christopher Hampton "I swear to God, if you say 'om nom nom' one more time, I'll kill you!" -My younger sister, Shark Week. XD "Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." -Emo Phillips "Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Sir Richard Steele "Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it..." -drunk Junon resident, Final Fantasy VII "The red carpet has teeth." -Auron, Final Fantasy X "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion." -Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII "A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool." -Reno, Final Fantasy VII "Shut up Elena. You're making me sober." Reno, Final Fantasy VII "Well... that's a lame way to kill someone." -Tidus, Final Fantasy X "This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children "Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away." -Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children "A wolf will always be a wolf, the Shinsengumi will always be the Shinsengumi, and a manslayer will always be a manslayer, isn't that right, Battousai?" -Saito Hajime, Runrouni Kenshin "In the end, only the fittest survive in this world. If you're strong you live, if you're weak you die." Seta Soujiro, Rurouni Kenshin "I've never seen a ship like this before. It's far behind any C'tarl-C'tarl ship. It won't move unless you're naked! That's very kinky, wouldn't you say?" Aisha ClanClan, Outlaw Star Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love! "We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket "That's because dessert is one of the four essential meals of the day!" -Tsuzuki Asato, Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness "Then I'll give you just one piece of advice... dying hurts like hell." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air." -Doctor G, Gundam Wing Reno: Hey, partner... =hold up bomb and shakes it slightly= This thing... uh... got any bite to it? Angeal: "When the B Unit sets off the signal, you're to sneak in and-" "Me and Cloud here are both backwater experts. Oh yeah!" “Evil beware. We have waffles.”-Raven, Teen Titans “Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous “A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous “Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous "I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry." -Randall Jarrell "Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business." -Henry David Thoreau "One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." Randall Jarrell "When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it." -Marie de Sevigne "Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." -Peter York "Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none." -Jules Renard "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." -Mark Twain "I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown "Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you." Scott Westerfeld "A sale? That means I'll go broke saving money." -Michael Greene "To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one." -Selwyn Champion "I'm not short. I just live in a big world." -Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist "I'm a damsel; I'm in distress; I can handle this. Have a nice day." -Megura, Hercules "I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men and other mythical creatures." Anonymous "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." -Doris Egan "You got hair like a girl." "Not having fun tonight, Z? You look like someone's shit on your front lawn." -Wrath, Lover Enshrined "I hate when you're right." "You look like hell." Jane: "There aren't any syringes." "I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer." Rhage, Lover Eternal "If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese." -Dark Lover, page 81 Butch: -addressing Beth- "You want to know his shoe size or something? Rhage: "You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." "Looked like someone had nailed him in the hey-nanny-nannies with a wet sponge." -Lover Enshrined, page 50 Vishous: -blinks- "God, you're going for sainthood, you know that? You've always been there for me. Always. Even when I..." "You know I'm right." "This place is just too freaking precious. Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit." -Butch O'Neal, Lover Awakened "You finished, big guy? FYI, goalpost over there would work righteous as a toothpick." -Vishous, Lover Revealed "I should kill you now." -The Scribe Virgin, Lover Revealed "Think of it this way. At least you won't have to worry about shaving your back as you get old, true? No manscaping for you." -Vishous, Lover Awakened Butch: "You so need to lighten up about the potato-launcher incident. Zsadist: -awkwardly hugging Phury- "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck." Butch: -talking about Rhage's beast- "Can it get into the car?" "Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." -Jack Sparrow, PotC "RAITO! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MULTI-FLAVORED SKITTLE! NOW OPEN UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW, YOU MAN-BITCH!"-from story Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu "Happily ever after. Well, that's boring as all fuck, now innit? Yeah, let's not ever go that route, hm?" -Alice o'Hearts "Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson "You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potionmaking. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses ... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death -- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." -Potion Master Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -Stephen Wright "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." -Jack Handey "We're all gonna do three things in life: We're all gonna lie; we're all gonna cry; and we're all gonna take painful shits." -Dane Cook "Some people are like slinkies--Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." -unknown (if you know, just PM me! XD) "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." -Tony Stark, Iron Man "I'm murdering you as soon as we're free." -Genjyo Sanzo, Saiyuki “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov “Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”- George Bernard Shaw "Just because I grew up Catholic doesn't mean I go to church all the damn time. Only when I feel like it. It's boring and my sister falls asleep and drools next to me. Yeah, that's real respectful to God, let me tell you." -Me "Aah! What do I do? There's no electricity and it's a fucking sunshiny day! Better call my mom..." -Me, seriously this happened. "Peace out, girl scout!" -Rachel Rosen "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy "Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right." -Woody Allen "Tell your boyfriend "Porn? ...As in Porn?!" -Dr. Bailey, Gray's Anatomy "Are you sure it's just your memories that are the problem?" -Lulu, Final Fantasy X Pacha: "Uh-oh." "Live long and prosper." -Spock, Star Trek (especially loved it in ST 2009. Smart-ass, Vulcan style.) "Dammit, Jim!!" -Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, Star Trek "Hard-Boiled Eggs. Ingredients: eggs, water, citric acid, sodium benzoate (preservative). Allergen Information: Contains Eggs." -boiled eggs package from Kroger (seriously) "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans." -Ronald Reagan "A room without books is like a body without a soul." -Cicero "Dammit, Jim, why aren't you wearing underwear?!" -Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, Star Trek XI fanfic Commendable Service by Rawles Sarek: "Kirk, I thank you. What you have done--" "Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing." Heather Armstrong | |||||||||||
1. Diaphanous' Idea Pit » reviewsHere are some ideas that I might or might not continue. Up for grabs, just tell me if you want to write it or borrow elements. Crossovers with other final fantasies and time-traveling with our favorite blond delivery boy! Have fun, k?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-09 - Cloud S.2. Mr Funny » reviewsSets of drabbles. Zack is odd. Angeal can only watch.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Zack F. & Angeal H. - Complete3. Rain reviewsOne-shot. It was the anniversary of Zack's death and Cloud reflects in the rain.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-17-08 - Cloud S. & Zack F. - Complete4. Off Course: The Delivery Boy Saga » reviewsAnother route for Cloud. Another chance for redemption. Another trip back in time. Cloud is going to put the past off course, whether Gaia likes it or not.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Cloud S. & Vincent V. - Complete5. The Delivery Boy's Errand reviewsCloud has a delivery to make. Unfortunately it's free of charge and a certain goddess, supposedly full of mercy but with a twisted sense of humor, has her name written all over the events that occur. Sephiroth, Zack, and Vincent tag along in the chaos.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-17-08 - Cloud S. - Complete6. The Time Traveling Delivery Boy » reviewsSixteen hundred years ago, Jenova crashed onto Gaia. One thousand years after that, Cloud stopped the Jenova possessed Sephiroth. Six hundred years after Cloud stopped Kadaj, Gaia's timeline has been reset. A new future has his guiding hand to lead it.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 9-22-07 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete7. The Delivery Boy and the Delivery Apprentice reviewsFour years ago, an immortal Cloud Strife rescued a young Sephiroth. Now he has taken Zack Fair under his wing and awakened Vincent Valentine. It was time to end Jenova and Hojo once and for all. A better future is in reach and Cloud is going to take it.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-29-07 - Cloud S. - Complete8. Delivery Boy In Shangri La reviewsKanzeon Bosatsu held up the Scroll of Rebirth. What will you choose, Cloud Strife? Your past and present or the new future that you will bring with this scroll? From the day I was born until the day I die, the only side I’m on is my own.Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-19-07 - G. Sanzo - Complete9. Daze reviewsIt was as if he was saying he loved me. :A sad KakaSaku drabble:Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-06 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Mine To Hold: A Oneshot reviews“Name him, you doofus. He can’t be ‘Hey You’ forever.” :KakaSaku:Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-20-06 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete