disneydork - FanFiction.Net

Hey
Welcome to my incredibly short profile. Here is some information about me.
Random thing. May or may not be me. (Notice thing? That's because it's gorgeous looks are beyond reality. We don't know if it's human yet.)
If you are new to FanFiction I would be more than happy to send you my FanFiction Survival Guide, which includes instructions on how to publish a story, FanFiction slang and Do's and Don'ts of FanFiction. Soon will be adding a forum guide... Interested? If yes, PM me and I'll PM it to you! Anyways, on with the profile!
About Lil Ole' Me...
I am...
A well known notorious cupcake kidnapper
a perfectionist
a booknerd
a dork
a slap-happy premo?
a stalker
a fangirl
a trekkie
a psychosomatic
a masochist
a crappy writer, trying to improve
Feeling dead- ironically making me more aware that I'm alive.
I AM THE ALMIGHTY DISNEYDORK!
My name is what I call myself. (But you can all me disneydork, disney, dork, diz or any other name name you prefer.)
My home is where my heart is. (Which is usually in Canada).
So...
I have a psychological fear of flies. Yes, flies. And basically any other bug that has wings. Which sometimes includes butterflies. Yes, incredibly pathetic, fearing pretty little butterflies but- WHOA, I just twitched! Sorry, but... yeah. My fear has also increased to spiders and big fast beatles as well, they're just not as terrifying as flies. This is incredibly sad, seeing as I used to have a bug hotel, and chase lady bugs and grasshoppers all day... Sometimes this fear extends even to birds, again, clashing my love for Maximum Ride and BirdBoys...
I LOVE MUSICALS!!
And hot guys!
Yeah, I really like hot guys...
(Not that the unfortunate souls on the MR forums don't know :P)
My Mother: You are such a hormonal teenager!
Disneydork: It's not my fault they're so darned hot!
My Mother: Hormonal...
I love music and the dramatic arts. They're pretty much my passion and the air I breathe. I can't play an instrument to save my life, but I love singing. Musicals are the perfect combination- no matter how cheesy the may be :P
As you can probably guess, Reading and Writing are a close second- if not a tie (or however you spell it). I practically inhale books, if I like the series, I might be able to read six books in a span of one or two days (depending on whether my mom's home, telling me to, you know, move...) As for writing- there's definatly a lot I can improve on but I just LOVE it. Any plot idea, anything you think could have happened differently- amazing.
Other interests and things that I love, but don't rule my life- Human/Animal Rights, Animals, Children, Filming, Photography, Social Sciences, Geography, Baking, Cooking, Debating, Running, Screaming...
Honestly, I suck at writing but I have awsome ideas that I just don't know how to write down. HELP ME! The first story I wrote received an AMAZING response but I don't know how to continue it! Grrrr... I would like to thank Pheonix Fanatic, my stalker who happens to be an AMAZING writer for introducing me to FanFiction and helping me publish my first story!
In the works:
Harry Potter
This Wasn't Supposed To Happen: (It is sixth year but none of the creepy half blood prince stuff is going on) "Harry," she said softly, tears running down her face, "I think I'm in love with you." It was all happening so fast, I like Ginny, right? he thought franticly, What about Ron? He and Hermione are meant to be together! She was coming closer. Harry was feeling desparate now. What about Ginny! What about... Hermione was no farther than an inch from his face, Harry suddenly noticed how beautiful her eyes were. Their lips pressed. BUT THERE IS A TWIST! DUH DUH DUH DUH-! (Romance, Drama)
Kill Bill: Nobody breaks up with Fleur Delacore! (Humor)
Attack of the Exes: "You should have known that if Voldemort didn't kill you we would, together!" Pavarti, Cho and Ginny are a little more than angry with "Permiscuous Potter". They start a club so they can talk about their broken hearts but get a little carried away... (Humor)
A Night Under The Stars: Oneshot. Harry and Ginny after HP7. Sweet fluff. (Romance)
Maximum Ride
A LOT of stories, one-shots and songfics, way too many to list!
Twilight
Again, countless fluff and plot ideas. And some wicked plot ideas if I can say so myself. Which I now can't remember... -sighs- Someday will be posted!
Phantom Stallion
A Birthday Like No Other: It's Sam's birthday and she has the house to herself for three days, what happens when Jake decides to stop by... (Humor, Romance)
Hehe, okay. I was reading this profile and I didn't notice the "Phantom Stallion" thing, over "A Birthday Like No Other" (it wasn't bolded at the time) and I thought it was still a Twilight story. So I was thinking "I don't remember planning to to do a slash fic on this account... and if I did, why the heck would I do Jake and Sam?" then "Oh yeah, Phantom Stallion. Hehe."
People are welcome to ask me to use my ideas! All you have to do is ask! I'll never get around to writing them all anyway.
Somethings Random
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This is evil plot bunny. He gives away evil plots. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! What the heck?
FanFiction just destroyed it! It's looks like someone chopped it in half! Ahh!
Okay, lets try again...
(HEY! It disapeared!)
Okay, there is something very wrong with this picture (which has now appently disapeared, but it was all wierd before, anyways...) you get the point, I support the non-existent bunny.
WARNING: Here lies the list of which disneydork worships. We ask that you respect it and treat with lots of love and admiration. Thank you. (Organized by Series)
FHG List- Fictional Hot Guys!
Edward Cullen- Twilight
Jacob Black- Twilight
Fang- Maximum Ride
Iggy- Maximum Ride (I support Igsney!)
Omega- Maximum Ride (I can't help it, I just want to save him! Besides, he has the cute gene...)
Sam- Maximum Ride (Yes, you all hate me now, but did Max not mention that he was CUTE? Not to mention go on a date with him. And Max has pretty high standards!)
Male Erasers (excluding Ari)- Maximum Ride (Did Max not mention they all looked like models!)
Hector (Jesse) DeSilva- Mediator
Paul- Mediator (EVIL, but hot)
Jacob Ely- Phantom Stallion
Harry Potter- Harry Potter
Cedric Diggory- Harry Potter
Fred Weasley- Harry Potter
(George used to be on this list, until he stole his dead twin's girlfriend. Fred was always better anyways.)
Eragon Dragonrider Shadeslayer- Inheritance
Alyec Ilychovich- The Nine Lives of Chloe King (Meow)
Brian Rezza- The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Xavier Akouri- The Nine Lives of Chloe King
David- Uglies (Why is there no spot for Uglies on FanFiction!?)
Rhys- The Two Princesses of Bamarre
Prince Charmont- Ella Enchanted
Karim- The Isabelle Factor
Tuxedo Mask (Darien Earth Prince and something else)- Sailor Moon (Okay, I'm not a big Anime/Manga fan or anything but COME ON! Tuxedo Mask's got class! I named my dog after him! He's groovey!)
Captain Jean Luc Picard- Star Trek: The Next Generation (Yes, Phoenix Fanatic. You have succeded into turning me into a trekkie and Picard fangirl. Are you happy now? He's old! But oh so sexy... what have you done to me?)
Captain Jack Sparrow- Pirates of the Carribean (coughSHEcough)
William Turner- Pirates of the Carribean
(This list is currently under construction seeing as disneydork is having a crisis of faith concerning a few of her series. The list is not as lenghthy as it usually would be. Sorry for the inconvienience.)
Try Reading This:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Where Else Can You Find Me?
FictionPress -just like fanfiction but you're not writing about books or things already written, you write your own stories and poetry.
YouTube -a place to watch and create videos.
Neopets -you create imaginary pets on your computer, play games and other cool stuff.
DiviantArt -pretty pictures and drawings! (Not that I can draw, art is sadly a talent that skipped a generation...) Seach "disneydorker" for my profile, because for some reason FF won't let me just link there...
Just to let you know, if you are planning on becoming my stalker (already have one, now two, check out my FictionPress account) based on this profile HA HA! You CAN'T! 'Cause not all of this is true!
Thanks for wasting your time reading about me! It's really, truly appreciated, really.
Make love, not war!
-disney
P.S. READ MY STORIES!!