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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter. Hello! Welcome to my profile! As you may find out, I'm a HUGE Snape fan...in denial, I must add. I've read the HBP, and can say that I believe Severus to be completely innocent. I LOVE humor and parody fics, Drama fics are also a frequent haunt of mine. I ship SS/HG and although it's not canon, O find some of the best fics in this catagory...If you know of any 'diaries to annoy Snape' fics, please tell me! I'm currently reading 'Lamentations of a starry eyed twit', which is really funny. I suggest you read it! Snape: You only like it because I'm in it. Me: No, it's funny... Snape: Really? Me: Yeah...(Shuffles uncomfortably) Snape: Hmph...amuse me then...what, pray tell, do you find 'funny'? Me: (evil glare) Hmm, lets see...coffee mugs flying through the air, Iguanas on heat, wearing capes, the (looks left and right) 'Notebook'. Snape: (flinches, a look of terror on his face) I'm taking a trip to see Deepshadows2, anything is more prefarable to you...Don't follow me...(stalks off) Me: (cough) Well...er, hope you enjoy the stories, under all this confusing writing...please review..Toodles! Imaginary friend nods in agreement...before running after Snape... | |||||||||
1. Oh Dear, Look what's happened now » reviewsSnape plays a Trivia game, he also looses his clothes, and who should turn up to 'help' him? Dumbledore and Trelawney of course! And now he has to cope with a drunk student!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 5-1-06 - Severus S. & Albus D.2. The many, many reasons why Snape changed sides » reviewsthe sight of Snape, sopping wet, assaulted by Grindylows, and bearing the signs of an overly protective Squid.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 11-23-05 - Severus S. & Voldemort3. Pain of the Heart reviews‘No,’ she whispered in despair. The man atop her snickered, one of his hands left her stomach and tilted her head to face him. Lucius Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete4. Always my Friend, Forever my Love reviewsSeverus backed up against the bedroom wall, and begged for forgiveness, looking into Lilys' glassy eyes, as a wand was raised, and a final flash of green filled the room.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-06 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete5. The pain I feel is nothing to the pain I bear reviewsThe young man all but collapsed into a quivering heap on the floor. His thick robes were soaked through with rain water, and something much more sinister – blood.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-05 - Severus S.6. Is this a Joke? » reviewsNO! MY PRECIOUS BEAUTY SLEEP! I CAN’T DO WITHOUT MY 12 HOUR NAP! AND WHAT ABOUT MY BLACK HEADS’BEGONE FACE MASK? NOOOO!’ and with that, Draco ran out of the room, catching a slap around the head from Hermione.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 11-9-04 - Severus S. & Draco M.7. A Day He'll NEVER Forget reviewsThat was it. Snape strode past Ron, and set his robes on fire before he screamed in frustration and vanished into the dungeons. The can of deodorant hovered after him, but was suddenly disintegrated, as it was hit with a rather violent blasting spell.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-14-04 - Severus S. & George W.
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