Hi there. I'm Grayswandir, known here as Dostoevsky's Mouse, and elsewhere as She Who Keeps Disappearing from the Internet. But I always come back, so do leave me reviews. (Please?)

My websites are here, be ye very bored:

My LiveJournal:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/_grayswandir_/

My Fan Fiction page:
http://www.onlyfiction.net/stories

My Fan Art gallery:
http://www.onlyfiction.net/gallery

The Last Ruling Steward (my Lord of the Rings page):
http://whitetower.onlyfiction.net

L'Aigle de Meaux (my Les Miserables page):
http://www.onlyfiction.net/bossuet

Claude Frollo (my Notre-Dame de Paris page):
http://www.onlyfiction.net/frollo

And now here's the standard List of People and Things I Like, in lieu of a proper bio: Victor Hugo, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Oscar Wilde, James Joyce, Tom Stoppard, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Alan Poe, Charles Dickens, Denis Diderot, J.R.R. Tolkien, Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud, The Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Tool, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Soundgarden, Monty Python, Charlie Chaplin, The Marx Brothers, Queer as Folk, MASH, House MD, My Little Ponies, and Napoleon's secretary -- Claude-Francois de Meneval -- whose memoirs fascinate me for no particular reason.

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1. Knots and Crosses reviews

Father Mulcahy visits Klinger to get a shirt mended, and winds up spending the night. Not really a slash fic, but if you absolutely hate slash, it's probably best not to read...

Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-30-08

2. Haikus: Gondor and Rohan reviews

A little collection of haikus about Gondor and Rohan.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07

3. House Húrin » reviews

Poems about the Steward and his family. Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 11-22-05

4. Mirrors of Númenor » reviews

Gondor: 2962. A young Denethor meets Aragorn for the first time, and finds in him an equal, an ideal, and a rival. Rated mainly for violence, but if slash offends you, best not to read. [work in progress]

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 5-13-04

5. Amber Limericks reviews

Silly limericks about the princes of Amber. Sheez, why do none of these guys' names rhyme with anything? [Limericks so far: Caine, Julian, Benedict, Bleys, Eric, Random, and Brand.]

Book of Amber - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 6-3-06

6. Le Prêtre Perdu reviews

What if Claude Frollo was not merely an alchemist, but a genuine conjurer of spirits? ...Well, it might explain a lot, actually. [work in progress]

Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 6-3-06

7. The One Who Came Not Home reviews

King Elessar and his Steward have settled into their respective roles, but it seems one figure from the past still haunts the King. SLASH. Aragorn x Faramir, Aragorn x Boromir.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-25-06 - Published: 2-25-06

8. Destiny reviews

A poem in the terzanelle format. Well, very close to the terzanelle format, anyway.

Complete - Sandman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-05

9. The Bell Ringer reviews

A Quasimodo poem, naturally.

Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-05

10. Hunchback of Notre Dame Limericks reviews

A series of silly limericks based on the novel.

Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-05

11. A Little Hope reviews

Bilbo takes heart after making a new friend on his first visit to Rivendell.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-8-05

12. Ribbons reviews

Klinger finds something that belongs to Charles. Charles would be angry about it... if only he weren't so terrified. Season 8 or so. Charles x Klinger. Slash.

Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-8-05

13. An Evening with Narcissus reviews

[The Picture of Dorian Gray] Dorian pays Basil a brief visit. Almost slash.

Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-15-03 - Published: 12-15-03

14. Cathedral of Mary reviews

A rather unimpressive poem, I fear... Silly melodrama, random Frollo sympathising, inconsistent rhymescheme...

Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

15. Jehan Sleepless reviews

Another vignette. The morbid poet thinks too much.

Complete - Les Miserables - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 9-2-03

16. For My Believers reviews

An Enjolras poem... Yes, I know there are already millions of them...

Complete - Les Miserables - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 9-2-03

17. Indirection reviews

Another vignette. Grantaire and Lesgle chat pointlessly.

Complete - Les Miserables - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 9-2-03

18. Opposition of the Stars » reviews

Spring, 1831. Lesgle meets with a piece of extraordinarily bad luck which threatens both his friendship with Joly and his role in the insurrection. Violence, mild slash, rampant sap and melodrama. [complete]

Complete - Les Miserables - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 9-2-03

19. An Eagle Resigned reviews

Lesgle vignette: reminiscences at the fall of the barricades. Implied slash.

Complete - Les Miserables - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 9-2-03

20. An Early Transgression reviews

Mild slash between Claude Frollo and an unreciprocating Pierre Gringoire, circa 1474. Frollo and Gringoire aged 27 and 18, respectively.

Complete - Hunchback of Notre Dame - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 9-2-03

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